Sister is that person with whom we share every happening of our life. Whether it is about a funny serial, an emotional drama on school or about a beautiful love story. She knows all our secrets. In short, she is the one with which we have the funniest time. When we sit together with our sister the time spends in laughter, and this is really a beautiful thing. Indeed the fights with them are endless, but the love between our sister and us is also unmeasurable.
When it comes to cheering up, the sister is the ultimate source of it. Fun and laughter is that one thing that always stays between us. Everything becomes boring without no enjoyment and no laughter. Imagine celebrating no party and no birthday for a year. Suffocating? of course, it would be. We celebrate everything together and so the birthday. Your sister birthday would be coming, that is why you are here. The celebration is the name of fun and happiness. The same thing goes for the sister’s birthday. When we spend all our time in laughter, it is important to have some fun on my birthday,
Best Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister
My sister is the best and most special sister… because we’re the same size and so I have double the wardrobe! Have a lovely birthday, Sis!
Many times in my lifetime I’ve found myself wishing you weren’t my sister. But on today, I send you the sweetest of birthday wishes. Enjoy your day!
Birthdays are always special to me because it’s the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Enjoy your birthday. It’s all about you!
The best part of being your sister is having a best friend that is almost as pretty as me. Best wishes on your birthday!
I used to think that you were just born bossy, then I realized you were just born first- so I guess you’re off the hook since you were just being a big sister. Happy birthday to the bossiest best sister.
No one can make me laugh like you do – especially when I look at your face.
I could write a million songs about your grace and elegance – but mother always taught us not to lie.
Out of all of siblings life has blessed me with you’re my favorite because only you can see the humor in receiving an empty box as a gift.
I had a real funny joke about you prepared for this special occasion, but then I realized I didn’t want people to see me get my ass kicked by a girl.
You possess all of my good qualities but better, if such a thing is even possible!
Short Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister
“Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!” Keepinspiring.me
“Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!”
“The most heartfelt wishes to my incredible sister! You mean so much to me, cutie, I wish you all the happiness in the world!”
“Pharmaceutical companies should take a few swabs of your DNA and bottle its chemical composition to create a product called Emotional Healer. Happy birthday sis.”
“How incomplete would one earring look when worn without the other? That is how I would look without you. Happy birthday.”
“Some people command respect, some admiration, some jealousy, some competitiveness and others unconditional love. But you command all these things at once. Happy birthday to my perfect sibling.”
“BFF means Best Friends Forever but do you know what SBFD means? It means Sister but Best Friend in Disguise. Happy birthday.”
“What would the world be without bright sunshine and the morning dew? That is how dark and dull my life would be without a sister like you. Happy birthday.”
“My childhood would have been incomplete and imperfect without a sister like you. Happy birthday.”
“When I look at you, I feel like I am looking at myself in the mirror. When I look at myself in the mirror, I see you. Happy birthday sis.”
On your big day, I wish that your failures be as few as the teeth of our grandfather!
Usually, wisdom comes along with age. It looks like you haven’t reached that age yet, so celebrate your birthday as crazy as it is possible! Happy birthday, sister!
Take two pieces of cake, one in each hand and you’ll be on a balanced diet. I wish you always be happy and skinny, my lovely beautiful sister!
I must say thanks to you for making me realize that how good I am with my writing skills while writing this thank you note.
Happy birthday, sis, I am political enough to remember your birth date but to forget your age.
It is obvious that you cannot stop having your birthdays and more precisely you can’t stop being my lovely sister. Both these things are really good. I wish you a Happy Birthday
Thank you for reminding me that I am 40 years old now. All you know, forty is naughty, so I am back
Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister From Brother
“Sister, it’s your birthday. Keep calm and eat cupcakes!”
“There are some people in life that just drive you crazy. Yet you still find that you love them. We call them sisters. Happy birthday!”
“Sis, you drink way too much. You cuss way too much. You have somewhat questionable morals. You’re everything I could ever want in a sister. Happy birthday!”
“Today, we celebrate the birth of Mom and Dad’s second-favorite child: my sister. Happy birthday, sis!”
“Sister, happy birthday. Thank you for making me remember that I, too, am one year closer to gray hair and missing teeth.”
Happy Birthday To My Sister Message
Here's to the sweetest, cutest, most "purrfect" sister around!
Without you my life is hollow, you are not only my sister, you're my soul mate. I wish you all the best on this special day. Happy Birthday!
Thanks for always bringing the sparkle into my life. Sister, no one shines as brightly as you do.
A sister is a person who knows you inside and out. Sending you this message to let you know I am always proud of you. Happy Birthday
Some people deserve admiration, some command respect and others unconditional love! You are one person who deserves all these! Happy Birthday Dear!
Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Male
Were found happy birthday messages:
Having a smart, funny, and wonderful person as a best friend must be something truly special and a great gift in itself. You really are quite lucky, my man!
I’m wishing you all the best on your birthday today, pal!
Everyone should have a great friend in
their life, so I guess you’re lucky that you
have me! Happy birthday to you, man!
You are a true friend, the best companion for all kinds of adventures, and you are also a great man. I admire you and see you as a huge inspiration, and I have only life and the universe to thank for bringing us together.
Happy birthday, my dear friend! May all the joy in the world live in your heart, today and always. Wherever and whenever you need something you just have to look for me, call my name, and I’ll be there.
Wishing you a joyous birthday, my friend, and may your life always be filled with love, happiness and success!
With you I’ve shared some of the most wonderful memories, and most of them we shall not talk about out loud.
But seriously, thanks for being such a good friend to me, and please, be happy! Especially today, the day to end all days, your birthday.
Wishing you joy and all the good stuff you so rightfully deserve!
Happy birthday to you today, my friend!
You truly are a best friend like no other. I mean, who else would still want to be my friend after knowing all of my crazy quirks! Perhaps you're the crazy one after all!
I hope you have the best day this year, bud!
Happy birthday to you today,
my dear best friend!
You, my friend, are a truly unique
guy and anything but ordinary.
You’re simply unlike any other!
I mean, for example, most
people tend to get wiser with
age but nope, not you!
I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, buddy! I wanted to get you a gift that would put a smile on your face and make you laugh, before realizing you already have me for that!
To the best of all friends,
the most outrageously
and utterly funny, I
wish all the happiness
in the world, and a truly
amazing day. Have a
joyous bday, my man!
Someone as uniquely smart and as
funny as you, my friend, deserves an
equally unique and hilarious birthday!
I’m wishing you a day that’s both
full of laughs and many touching,
memorable moments!
Happy birthday to you, my best bud!
You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! I’ll take any opportunity to remind you that you’re getting older, my friend! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, man! My gift to you
on your special day this year is that
I’m sending you a wish for each year
that you’ve been on this earth for…
Well, you’d better get started then
because it looks like you’ve got a lot
of wishes to make today, my friend!
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that I’d end up with you as my best friend!
I guess fate works in mysterious ways and two equally peculiar souls like ours would be drawn to each other one way or another! Happy birthday!
You are my best friend and because of that, I feel it’s my responsibility to remind you not to blow out your candles too hard today as you wouldn’t want your false teeth to come out!
Happy birthday, buddy!
Short 21st Birthday Sayings
Whether you’re looking for the perfect birthday post for social media, to write in a card or include on a cake, one of these brief sayings might be just the ticket!
• Celebrate your 21st birthday in style!
• Have some fun now, you’re just 21!
• Welcome to the roaring 20s!
• Gen-z is growing up!
• I-gen is on the way to old-gen!
• Finally legal — after all these beers!
• It’s time for a 21st birthday blitz!
• 21 in the house!
• Fun, fun, fun — Bobby now is 21!
• Look out world, here she comes! My baby sister is 21!
• 21 and fabulous!
• Sweet 21 will be filled with fun!
• 21 looks great on you!
• 21 and fabulous!
• You’ll be 30 someday!
Inspirational Birthday Quotes
A person’s 21st birthday is a great time to share an inspirational message that lets them know how much you love them or how proud you are.
• I have always looked up to you and am so proud of the person you have become. It’s a blessing to have you in my life.
• With all you’ve been through, you persevered and moved forward. Here you are, passing this milestone birthday, stronger than ever. You inspire me.
• All you’ve accomplished in your 21 brief years on this earth. I can’t wait to see what you’ll do throughout your 20s and beyond.
• How has one so young accomplished so much? What a role model you are for the younger members of our family. I’m so proud of the grown-up you have become.
• On your 21st birthday, you deserve all of the happiness and joy that life can bring.
• What does life have in store for you? An adulthood filled with joy, happiness and success is my birthday wish for you.
• You’ve so many choices left to make as you turn the corner past 21. Whatever path you take, may it provide all of the happiness and success that you deserve.
• What an impressive person you have begun. I cannot wait to see the trail you blaze in life. Happy 21!
• You are a credit to your generation; the perfect example of what a young adult should be. You deserve all the best in life. Happy birthday.
• Go forth and do great things; I’m so excited to be a part of the life you build for yourself.
21st Birthday Quotes and Sayings
This list of 21st birthday sayings starts off with some quotes that are on the serious side. After all, turning 21 means entering adulthood, so it can be a philosophical time, a time to consider what the future holds.
• “The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.” - Muhammad Ali
• At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.” - Benjamin Franklin
• “Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.” - Franz Kafka
• “When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald
Birthdays are joyful occasions! They mark dates in which special people came into this world. The best people that one can be associated with are the ones who appreciate funny things in life. Being able to laugh about situations, even the fact that one is getting older, is a good thing! It is the sign of someone who knows how to handle different occurrences and has a great sense of humor! Of course, teasing should always be handled with care, because you wouldn’t like to hurt anyone’s feelings, let alone on their birthday…
To celebrate the special people you associate with who know not to take life too seriously, one must send them messages that are funny. Located here are messages you can send to friends, women, and men that are humorous and commemorate their special days in the light-hearted ways that suit their personalities.
• Funny Birthday Messages for Friends
• Funny Birthday Messages for a Woman
• Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for a Man
• Q&A Birthday Jokes
• You Know You’re Old when…
• Hilarious Birthday Messages for all
Funny Birthday Messages for Friends
• When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred!
• Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!
• Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!
• Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!
• Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!
• If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!
• Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!
• Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!
• Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!
• On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!
• Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!
• Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!
• Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!
• As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’!
• Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!
• Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!
• Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!
• Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!
• Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!
• Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!
• Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends’, too.
• I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am.
• Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!
• We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still two girls who are better together than apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.
• Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead in doggy years. I’m so glad we met when we’re kids. Happy birthday, bestie.
Funny Birthday Messages for a Woman
• May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady!
• Cheers to a woman who has been thirty… fifty times!
• Happy Birthday to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge!
• When you were born, the sun shone… for the very first time!
• Happy Birthday to the woman who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that!
• I love you, girl, and I’m wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you.
• Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!
• Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to the question and watch out what you are going to say about this glorious woman’s birthday!
• Girl, you look amazingly young for your age, but remember we went to school together. Best wishes!
• Cheers to a woman who has dyed her hair so many times, she doesn’t remember what its original color is!
• Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!
• There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age!
• Today, girl, there are things to marvel at! Like the length of time that you have been here!
• You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we’re not as old as you!
• Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around, forever! (That’s because you have!)
• Looking at you, woman, reminds me of a simpler time. Like, before there was electricity!
• Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Best wishes!
Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for a Man
• Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your birthday, anyway!
• Here is to another year of a receding hairline and holding in that gut!
• Since the dawn of time, you have been here! Today, is no different!
• Your beard may be gray, your wrinkles may be deep, but hey, at least there is cake!
• A man like you deserves to have fond memories of his childhood, recalled to him. Unfortunately, there are no more dinosaurs!
• Happy Birthday to a man who has witnessed great things! Invention of the wheel, the first cave drawing…
• Today, you have officially gotten past things! Like youth and hair that isn’t gray! Happy Birthday, man!
• Today, reflect on the fact that you have been here from the beginning! I mean, the very beginning! Happy Birthday, man!
• On this day, some people will tell you that you are still a young man. Those people are liars!
• Man, you are like a tree in the woods! Old and still managing to stay grounded!
• Today is a day to ask important questions! Like, ‘who is your dentist’ and ‘do you get your beard dyed’?
• Cheers to a man who thinks he is still thinks he is young, but isn’t! You have really embraced delusion!
• As your birthday approaches, you might dread becoming an old man. Don’t worry about that! You already are!
• Today, you have really achieved something! How does it feel to be the oldest man alive?
• If someone doesn’t acknowledge your age, then that person is not really looking at you! Happy Birthday, man!
• Someday, you will tell me how you survived the dinosaurs! Happy Birthday, man!
Q&A Birthday Jokes
Q: Do you by any chance know what constantly goes up, but never ever comes down?
A: Your ever-growing age!
Q: What does the average cat love to eat at her birthday party?
A: Mice cream.
Q: What do Jesus Christ and Abraham Lincoln both have in common?
A: They were both born on public holidays.
Q: What do people who have the most birthdays have in common?
A: Old age.
Q: Why did couples have problems with each other before the 2000s?
Q: What do chickens love to eat at their birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!
Q: Where can you find the best birthday present for your cat?
A: Inside a cat-alogue!
Q: What type of cake was served at the birthday party of Penny from the Big Bang Theory?
A: Cheese cake.
Q: What gift do you always receive on your birthday?
A: A brand new age.
You Know You’re Old when…
• You know you’re old when… the numerous candles on your birthday cake not only become more expensive than your cake itself, but also negatively impact the environment.
• You know you’re old when… kids feel safe to tell you their secrets because they know you will end up forgetting them.
• You know you’re old when… a teenager refers to you as a middle-aged man/woman.
• You know you’re old when… your mates start having children on purpose and not accidentally.
• You know you’re old when… people assume the first pet you ever owned was a dinosaur.
You know you’re old when people assume the first pet you ever owned was a dinosaur. Happy Birthday.• You know you’re old when… your favorite songs are now elevator music.
• You know you’re old when… you see a smoking hot girl in bikini and the first thought that crosses your mind is, “I hope she’s wearing sun block”.
• You know you’re old when… all your favorite sportsmen and women have retired.
• You know you’re old when… it takes forever to scroll down to choose your year of birth on a website.
• You know you’re old when… the candles on your cake create a bonfire.
• You know you’re old when… your mates start running for president and other public offices.
• You know you’re old when… the once adorable Karate Kid is now an old man.
• You know you’re old when… you start feeling sleepy at the same time you used to go out at night to have fun.
• You know you’re old when… your fridge consists of more food than beer.
• You know you’re old when… teenagers start mistaking you for the legendary Keith Richards.
• You know you’re old when… that adorable kid you used to baby sit is no longer a kid.
• You know you’re old when… a Donna Summer song brings back a lot of memories.
• You know you’re old when… prefer eating in than eating out.
• You know you’re old when… you fall down and die when someone tells you to act your age.
• You know you’re old when… you feel there’s nothing left in life to learn.
• You know you’re old when… in your childhood, Blackberry and Apple were nothing more than fruits.
• You know you’re old when… you start worrying about how you’ll pay your mortgage.
• You know you’re old when… acne problems are a thing of the past.
• You know you’re old when… birthdays remind you something to be forgotten.
• You know you’re old when… you lie about your age or are tempted to do so.
• You know you’re old when… your patronage of condoms begins to drastically decline.
• You know you’re old when… you start finding teenagers’ birthday parties annoying and repulsive.
• You know you’re old when… your loved ones keep telling you how young you look.
• You know you’re old when… hostage takers are not interested in taking you hostage.
• You know you’re old when… your friends pay firefighters to be on standby for your birthday bash because they are afraid your birthday candles might cause a disaster.
• You know you’re old when… you search everywhere for your reading glasses when it is on your head.
• You know you’re old when… if you have ever attended a Beatles concert.
• You know you’re old when… marketers start targeting you with anti-aging wrinkle creams.
• You know you’re old when… you can date someone half your age without breaking any man-made laws.
• You know you’re old when… your neighbors don’t even know it when you organize a party.
• You know you’re old when… your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them or have died.
• You know you’re old when… you finally know where your prostate is located.
• You know you’re old when… you once used telegraphs to send messages to your loved ones in faraway places.
Hilarious Birthday Messages for all
• Many happy returns! I believe you are officially able to be appraised on Antique Roadshow!
• Happy Birthday to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as I’ll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.
• Your birthday only comes once a year but the wrinkles it brings will last a lifetime.
• If you were a dog…you’d be 7 times older than you are now! Think about it. Happy Birthday, Old Yeller!
• That’s your birthday cake?! I thought we were having a bonfire in the middle of your dining room. Happy Birthday… should I call and cancel the fire department then?
• Happy Birthday from one of the most spectacular, sensational, wisest people you know. You are one-in-a-million.
• My best wishes! I hope your husband treats you to a night out on the town–so you can enjoy having the house to yourself!
• Happy Birthday to someone who knows everything there is about me and STILL enjoys being my friend. I hope we have many more years of wild and crazy adventures together.
• Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick butt though, wouldn’t it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day.
• Wishing you the best! I would say you don’t look another year older, but if I tell one lie now, it might make anything else I say later on unbelievable. You look pretty good for your age!
• If you were a grape, I would stomp on you and make you into a delicious vintage wine. Happy Birthday, Friend!
• The best part of birthday is the birthday cake. Wishing you the best. Where’s the cake?
• Happy Birthday to a friend who I wouldn’t trade for all the Nutella in the world.
• I couldn’t fit Channing Tatum in the box but I hope this gift will do. Happy Birthday to the future Mrs. Channing Tatum.
• So I was watching Jurassic Park and I remembered it was your birthday. Happy Birthday, you old dinosaur!
• I was watching Grumpier Old Men and I remembered it was your birthday. I hope we get put in the same room at our future nursing home. We would make some kick butt BINGO partners! We would clean up!
• I have a particular set of skills. Skills that I have learned over a lengthy friendship with you. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me a piece of cake, I will leave. If you don’t, I will find your cake and I will blow out your candles.
• I’ll tell you a secret. I do believe it’s somebody’s birthday and just in case that person is you, Happy Birthday.
• Happy Birthday to someone who remembers how to do the ‘Macarena’.
• Stop crying. This is supposed to be a joyous occasion where we fill up on divine birthday cake and drink good cheer. Celebrate in merriment the day of your birth into this lustrous world. Forget the wrinkles, sore joints, forgetfulness, and gray hair. Happiest of Happy Birthday to you, dear friend!
• If someone asks if you’re a God, you say ‘YES!’ . If you don’t Mr. Stay Puft will wreck havoc on our town. That was life lesson #1, right? Happy Birthday to a friend who is fluent in movie quotes just like me.
• Happy Birthday to someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait…I meant FROM someone.
• Best wishes. You’re not THAT old. You’re just getting up there. In the words of Elsa, “Let it go! Let it go!”
• Your 21st Birthday party was SO successful you decided to celebrate it for more than 20 years in a row!
• I was thinking about it and I think if someone was to make a movie about your life, Linda Blair would be perfect to play you.
• You know that old sang the older you are the wiser you are? I used to think it was true but then I met you! Just kidding, friend. Happy Birthday to you.
• I was at the antique store downtown and I ran across one of the toys from your childhood that you always talk about. Happy Birthday and Congratulations to someone who is old enough to have their childhood toys listed in the latest edition of the Kovel’s Antique Guide! Well done!
• When you get to be your age you really should just throw caution to the wind and go “Why the hell not?!”. You are only young once! Go skydiving! Go skinny dipping in Tahiti! Go for a leisurely stroll up Mt. Everest.
• Of all the people celebrating their birthday today, you are the least likely to be called “young” by a door-to-door salesman. Enjoy your day!
• Just to let you know that getting older doesn’t necessarily mean you have to grow up. You can always be a ‘Toys R’ Us’ kid who wears scrunchy socks, jelly shoes, and drives a Big Wheel.
• Happy Birthday to someone I am proud to say will ALWAYS be older than me. I love having you as my friend, even if it is only to make myself feel better about my age.
• I know you’re not thirty, flirty, and thriving but hey you’re still driving! You’re not in too bad of shape.