I love giving ideas on amusing greetings to make someone laugh on their special day.
Happy birthday to you if yours is today. I know you're old . . . but try to smile. Enjoy!
• You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
• When I have a birthday, I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
• You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
• Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
• When I was born, I was so surprised that I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
• Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
• With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
• The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
• I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
• You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
• You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar . . . Yung No Mo.
• I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
• You’re not 40, you’re 18 . . . with 22 years of experience!
• Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
• You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!
• Old enough to know better, young enough to still do it.
• Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
• I’m just here for the cake.
• If you want to look young and thin on your birthday . . . then hang around a bunch of old, fat people.
• Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday . . . and assume I said them. Happy birthday!
• There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday, but never remembers her age.
• Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
• Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, "Happy Birthday."
• Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
• Looking 50 is great . . . if you’re 60.
• Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
• So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
• It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
• Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit . . . but check it for wrinkles first!
• You’re so old that when you looked at your birth certificate, it said expired.
• People say that the good die young, so I guess that make you an old badass!
• It’s proven that at the age of 41, you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
• Another year, another new place that aches.
• It's okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.
• An old fart is as good as a new one.
• Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
• The younger you try to look, the older you actually are.
• Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
• May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
• Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
• You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age."
• Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
• The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
• No wise man ever wished to be younger.
• Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
• When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui, and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
Happy birthday to you and yours!
xiansheng chen on July 05, 2022:
nice
navrajvir singh on November 23, 2022:
great
Laviza on September 24, 2022:
natty on September 07, 2022:
awesome quotes!
JeanReinhart on November 02, 2022:
Required gift ideas for my daughter already ordered a big cake and venue for celebration. but the gift is pending also if you have any best birthday wishes for daughter also send me it will be very greatfull.
tech3331 on January 28, 2022:
Wonderful article to read. Thanks for sharing this.
Marie Johnson12 on July 01, 2022:
ravi on April 01, 2022:
you can post even this video
Jeremy Rawlings on January 13, 2022:
Plenty of ideas all on the one hub!
lucas on January 13, 2022:
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from Louisville, Ky on September 20, 2022:
Hi bac2basics,
First I would like to wish you a happy belated birthday. Im sorry to hear it wasn't great as all birthdays should be. Think about it this way; at least you have plenty more to come.. Im glad you enjoyed this hub and I wish you a great birthday next year.
from Louisville, Ky on September 20, 2022:
Jennzie,
Thanks for reading and happy early birthday...
Anne from Spain on September 20, 2022:
Hi Fresh. I couldn´t help but read this hub after seeing the photo..Hilarious. I love numbers 28 and 30. It actually was my birthday a week ago today, and I was having a really bad one..shame I hadn´t picked this great hub up then. Oh well never mind...maybe next year will be a great shin-dig. Thanks for the laugh.
Jenn from Pennsylvania on September 20, 2022:
My birthday's not for another 2 months but I still really enjoyed these quotes. 🙂 Voted up, funny and shared!
from Louisville, Ky on July 18, 2022:
Thanks tillsontitan! Im glad you enjoyed them. And yes, that is one of my favorites also. Thanks again for reading.
Mary Craig from New York on July 18, 2022:
These are a laugh riot! One is better than the other; among others I liked "Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." Loved it!
Voted up and funny.
Christian Birthday Wishes : Birthdays are special and birthdays of friends and family are more special in every way. When you are a Christian you should pray for your loved one on their special day to God. God has blessed us with a life here in the world and we should always be grateful for this. Never forget to send a beautiful and religious Christian birthday wish to your loved one on their birthday. Send them happy birthday blessings while praising God and also save a prayer for them to God. Give them the warmth of God’s love while praying for their better days spiritually. You can even add verses from the Bible to make them feel special on their birthday. Send them blessed birthday wishes while praying to Jesus on their birthday.
Christian Birthday Wishes
Happy birthday, dear. Enjoy your day and have lots of fun. I pray that the angels protect you and guide you in your life. May God bless you, forever.
May Jesus Christ continue to bless you abundantly and keep you safe in his loving care. On your birthday enjoy His divine presence in your life. Have a Happy and Holy Birthday.
May all your dreams turn in reality and may all your wishes come true, this is my prayer to God on your birthday! Happy Birthday To You!
On your birthday, I pray to Lord Jesus to bless your life with lots of good luck prosperity and good health! Happy Birthday!
May the Holy Spirit send you the gifts of wisdom, maturity, and understanding this year. Have a Happy and Holy Birthday.
Happy Birthday, Dear. May God bless you and guide you throughout your life.
Look in the mirror. Yes, the person staring back at you is one of God’s most beautiful Masterpieces. Have a wonderful and blessed birthday!
Hope that God fills your birthday with beautiful peaceful moments. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday, dear!
Wishing you a day filled with happy memories and a year with numerous reasons to be thankful about. Happy Birthday to one of the sweetest persons I have ever known. May God bless you.
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday dear! May the Holy Spirit send you the gifts of wisdom, maturity, and understanding!
I am really thankful to God for having you in my life and may He keep showering you with all of his blessings. Happy birthday, once again. Love you.
I hope God bless you on your birthday and forever. Enjoy your day.
Happy birthday, my dear. On your birthday I pray to God for your health and well-being. May Jesus gift you all the success, pride, and prosperity. Have a great year ahead.
On your birthday, I wish that your faith in God will become even stronger and that God’s love will keep you going. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! May God continue to keep you in his care.
Each one of us is special in His sight May you feel Him watching over you with loving affection, not just on your special day, but always! Blessings on Your Birthday.
On your birthday, I am praying to God that he takes care of you and blesses you.
I am lucky to have a wonderful friend like you! God knows that I need someone who I can share my ups and downs with! Thank you for gracing my life with your friendship! Have a blessed birthday!
May the Almighty grant all your heart’s desires, remain the way you are. Have a Happy Happy Birthday!
Oh dear, today is your birthday and nothing can be merrier. You came into my life and made everything brighter than ever. May the love of Christ keep you going every day.
Happy birthday dear. May you receive a thousand blessings on your day.
May the heavenly souls protect you from every harm and keep you fit and healthy throughout your life. Have a happy and great birthday. Hugs and kisses!
Happy birthday and blessings to you! May the love of Christ be always with you.
Biblical Birthday Wishes
May you always be aware of God's presence in your life. May you always open your heart for him to come there and stay with you. Have a glorious and memorable Birthday!
God bless you and keep you, God smile on you and gift you, God look you full in the face and make you prosper. – Numbers 6:24-26
Life by itself is a gift, so never forget to thank God for it. Moreover, never forget to make the most of it. Happy Birthday to you. May God bless you with abundant peace and joy.
Even to your old age and gray hairs I am he, I am he who will sustain you. I have made you and I will carry you; I will sustain you and I will rescue you. – Isaiah 46:4
The Lord your God is in your midst, a mighty one who will save; he will rejoice over you with gladness; he will quiet you by his love; he will exult over you with loud singing. – Zephaniah 3:17
God created you and sent you into this world for a purpose. It is your duty to fulfill God's purpose. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday. May God Bless you.
From birth I have relied on you; you brought me forth from my mother's womb. I will ever praise you. I have become a sign to many; you are my strong refuge. My mouth is filled with your praise, declaring your splendor all day long. – Psalm 71:6-8
God is always there to protect you and watch your back. So don't ever feel that you are all by yourself. May you have a lovely day and an even more beautiful year ahead. Happy Birthday. May God Bless you!
Bible Verses For Birthday
For by me your days will be multiplied, And years of life will be added to you. – Proverbs 9:11
Beloved, I pray that all may go well with you and that you may be in good health, as it goes well with your soul. 3 John 1:2 ESV
Delight yourself in the Lord, and he will give you the desires of your heart. – Psalm 37:4 ESV
Take delight in the Lord, and He will give you the desires of your heart. Commit your way to the Lord, trust in Him and He will do this: He will make your righteous reward shine like the dawn, your vindication like the noonday sun. – Psalm 37: 4-6
Blessed [is] the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him. – James 1:12
For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God—not by works, so that no one can boast. – Ephesians 2:8-10
The LORD'S loving kindnesses indeed never cease, For His compassions never fails. They are new every morning; Great is Your faithfulness. – Lamentations 3:22-23
For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them. – Ephesians 2:10
Listen, my son, accept what I say, and the years of your life will be many. I instruct you in the way of wisdom and lead you along straight paths. When you walk, your steps will not be hampered; when you run, you will not stumble. Hold on to instruction, do not let it go; guard it well, for it is your life. – Proverbs 4:10-13
Christian Birthday Wishes for Friend
May God answer all your prayers and make your life filled with happiness and joy. Happy Birthday, dear friend. Have a great day and year ahead.
Wishing you another year filled with laughter and blessings from God. Celebrate the day and enjoy every bit of it. Happy birthday friend, once again.
Happy birthday, dear friend. May God bestow all His blessings upon you and fulfill all of your heart’s desire. Have a great day. Love you so much.
On your birthday, wishing you every ounce of happiness dear friend. I hope you bring glory to Jesus’s name every day. Have fun and a blessed day.
Happy birthday, dear. I am grateful to God for your existence. I hope you have a great birthday and may God continue to shower you with all his blessings and make your life amazing.
Christian Birthday Wishes for Son
Happy birthday, dear son. Thank you for bringing all the warmth in our life and making it more beautiful than ever. Have the happiest and most blessed day.
On this beautiful occasion of your birthday, I pray to Lord to bless you with all the happiness and success. Hoping you embrace all the blessings of the Holy Spirit. Happy birthday, son.
Dear boy, on your birthday I am praying to Jesus to fulfill all your heart’s desire and to bless your life with a lot of good luck. Have a great birthday. I love you so much, dear.
Happy birthday, my little boy. May you sing the glory of Jesus throughout your life and make your life worthy of God’s blessings. Have a blessed birthday and a beautiful life, dear!
I pray to God on your birthday to bless you with a blissful life. I am so proud to call you my son. I love you so much. Happy Birthday, dear.
Christian Birthday Wishes for Daughter
Happy birthday, dear daughter! May God bless you with good health and happiness, always and forever. May the love of Jesus bring hope and joy into your life. Amen.
I pray to God for blessing you with better health and better days. May Almighty bless your life with happiness and success. Have a great day, munchkin. I love you.
On your birthday I pray to God that he fills your life with joy and peace. Always pray and seek help from God, he is always ready to help you out. Have a blessed birthday.
I hope you enjoy all the blessings that are coming to you and appreciate everything. Have a blessed life, sweetie. Happy birthday, sweetheart. I love you so much.
Dear daughter, happy birthday. I pray to Almighty to give you passion, love, and every bit of joy. May God fill your life with blessings and compassion.
Christian Birthday Messages
Open your eyes and see the beauty surrounding you. Everything is created by God. But you know what is His most dear creation? It is you! He loves you more than anything else. Don't ever let him down. A very Happy Birthday to you.
Life is meant to enjoy each day as if it were your last. Your birthday is a reminder that God has given you one more year to bring about a change in the lives of the people around you. Make the most of your big day today!
Celebrate the life that God has given you by sharing your joy with others and by spreading His message of love to everyone. Happy birthday!
May God's many blessings be poured upon you. May you have a real sense Of God's hand upon your life, Leading you and guiding you as you walk with Jesus Christ.
Give and you will get more, Love and you will be loved more, Help and you will be helped more, Pray and you will be blessed more. May God be with you today and always!
God has shown you one more Birthday only because He wants to tell you that He loves you. May you have a blessed and beautiful life ahead.
Great people like you deserve all the best blessings in this world. May God shine light upon the roads of your life always! Have a blessed and amazing birthday!
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