Funny Happy 60Th Birthday Wishes


Oftentimes when a loved one or an acquaintance is celebrating their birthday, we shower them with sweet birthday wishes and messages. However, we sometimes forget to do the same for ourselves when celebrating ours. Just like other people need your attention and love on their birthday to make them feel happy and loved, so do your body and soul need these things from you. It’s ok to make yourself a priority from time to time. And what better time to do that than on your birthday – that special day you were ushered into this world.

• Happy Birthday To Me!

• Funny “Happy Birthday to Myself” Quotes

• It’s My 18th Birthday!

• It’s My 21st Birthday!

• Happy 30th Birthday to Myself

• 40th Birthday Wishes for Myself

• 50th Birthday Wishes for Myself

• 60th Birthday Wishes for Myself

• Birthday Poems for Myself

• “Happy Birthday To Me!” Video

Happy Birthday To Me!

• Yay! It’s my birthday once again! Wishing me, myself and I a memorable birthday full of the Lord’s blessings.

• Today, I just want to thank God for adding another year to my life.

• I will put a smile on my face and won’t let the troubles of life get me down because it’s my birthday today. A very happy birthday to me!

• Today, I’m going to have fun with my friends and loved ones because it’s a very special day for me.

• I’m going to do something really fun and cool today because it’s my birthday. Thank you, God, for blessing me with another year of life.

• It’s my birthday, and by God, I shall celebrate and party like tomorrow never exists. Thank you, God.

• I’m officially a year older today and much cooler than ever. Happy birthday to me.

• Today, I’m going to be selfish and focus all my attention on me. Today, I make myself my priority.

• This special day makes me a year older and more beautiful/handsome than ever! Happy birthday to me!

• I’m such an awesome person that it’s hard for anyone not to recognize it – even me!

• Wishing myself the happiest of birthdays. On this special day, I just want to thank you God for the priceless gift of life that He has given me and for the wonderful people He has put in my life.

• It’s my birthday! I’m getting older and cooler at the same time, which makes me special. This doesn’t often happen to a lot of people!

• Happy birthday to a person that is beautiful, smart, cool and reminds me a lot of myself.

• Today is the most important day of my life. And I’m going to celebrate it accordingly.

• My journey so far in life has been amazing, and I want to thank God for that.

• Wishing myself a joyous birthday full of God’s amazing blessings.

• My being alive and healthy today is as a result of none other than the almighty God. I’ll forever be grateful to you, God. Happy birthday to myself.

• On my special day, I wish myself happiness and great accomplishments in the coming year.

• Today is the birthday of one of the world’s greatest men.

• I’m my only hope. I don’t believe in anyone but myself. Happy birthday to me.

• On this special day of mine, I just want to give thanks to the almighty God for the gift of life and happiness. I pray that He continue to bless me throughout the year.

• It’s my birthday today, and by all means I shall party until I can party no more. You’re free to join in if you want to.

• On this day, I wish myself a life filled to the brim with happiness.

• I celebrate me today because I know I’m special and living my life in grace and favor. Happy birthday to myself.

• I might not be the richest person in the world or the world’s president but I have happiness, peace of mind, and most importantly the gift of life. Thank you, God, for blessing me with such priceless gifts. On my birthday, I celebrate these little but priceless things.

• I celebrate my special day with the realization that I am currently in possession of the most priceless gift on Earth – LIFE.

• It’s my birthday, and I shall rejoice because I know how far God has brought me in this life. May the good Lord be forever praised.

• Before the avalanche of birthday wishes come in, let me be the first to wish myself a very wonderful birthday. God bless me.

• I’m excited today because it’s my birthday. Today, I pray for happiness, peace and prosperity. I know God will answer my prayers. Happy birthday to myself.

• On my special day, I just want to wish myself pure happiness that never ends.

• I certainly consider myself to be one of the luckiest people in this world, which is why on my birthday, I don’t want to ask God for anything but thank Him for all the good things He has blessed me with over the years. Thank you, Father.

• Happy birthday to sweet me! I am blessed and highly favored.

• I am thankful to God for blessing me every single day of my life. I’m a truly blessed soul.

• Today is my birthday, and by God, I shall treat myself like a King/Queen – even if it’s just for one day.

• I feel deep within my heart that this special day is going to mark the beginning of a wonderful year for me.

• I just want to thank God for keeping me alive to see this special day of mine. Happy birthday to me!

• I am proud of my accomplishments thus far. It feels so good to be me. Happy birthday to myself.

• Happy birthday to me! I’m hopeful for a bright future ahead as I deliberately work on my shortcomings and improve my strengths. I’m grateful for another year.

• Wishing myself a great birthday celebration filled with all the love, joy and blessings in the world. I feel so favored to be happy, healthy and alive today.

• Here’s to another year of progress. Through my suffering, challenges, and fears, God has been faithful to me and added one more year to my years. Happy birthday to me!

• Happy birthday to me! There’s nowhere I’d rather be than at home with the family. I want to thank them for their unwavering support over the years! Honestly, I’m very grateful to be alive and be surrounded by sweet family and friends.

• Wishing myself the most blissful birthday ever! Today, I pray that God’s love and blessings for me will know no bounds.

• Happy birthday to me! May countless opportunities forever surround my beautiful life.

• May boundless joy be my companion…on my birthday today and on all the days of my life. A very happy and blessed birthday to me!

Funny “Happy Birthday to Myself” Quotes

Short Jokes about your own Birthday!

• It is my birthday and I have no doubt in my mind that this is nature’s way of telling me to eat more cakes!

• I guess this is the year I should start lying about my age. Happy birthday to me!

• Wishing myself a super duper birthday! I hope my friends remember my birthday and not my age.

• At this age, I don’t need to worry much about temptation because it is no longer interested in me.

• Blowing out the candles on my birthday cake was indeed one heck of a good exercise for my lungs.

• Today I understand why the word “birthday” ends with the letter Y!

• They say the good die young. If that is true, then I must be a really bad a**. Happy birthday to me!

• Today is my birthday and I’m another year closer to my death yet my family and friends are happy for me. What a terribly strange world we live in.

• Few years ago, I fell down on the street and people laughed at me. However, today I fell and everyone was in a state of panic. I guess this means I’ve become an Old Timer.

• Today is my Big Day, and I’m proud to announce to the world that I don’t look a day over my actual age. Isn’t that awesome?!

• On my birthday, I plead with all my friends who really love me to refrain from making any age-related jokes.

• I am officially a year older today and I’m not bothered at all about that because I know my age is just the number of years that I have been a blessing to this world.

• On my Big Day, I’m going to party in such a wild manner that many religions will waste no time condemning me straight to hell.

• It is my birthday today, and I have every right to support wildlife by organizing a wild party.

It’s My 18th Birthday!

• This is the greatest day of my life so far because it is the day I finally metamorphose into a man/woman. Thank you, God, for allowing me experience this amazing episode of life.

• On this phenomenal day, I ask for nothing but the choicest of the blessings of the universe to be bestowed upon me. Wishing myself a fabulous 18th birthday!

• This is certainly one of the most special days of my existence. On this day, may I have the eyes to see all the possibilities I have been blessed me with as I journey through life as an adult. Happy 18th anniversary to me!

• Wishing myself a happy 18th birthday. May I be blessed with the determination and courage to never give up on my dreams, even if they feel out of reach.

• On this wonderful day that I turn 18 and become a man/woman, I wish for good fortune in my life and great happiness that never ends.

• In the face of tremendous adversities, I have survived because I believe in myself. On my 18th birthday, I pray that my self-belief will help me to overcome all the challenges that come my way in this new and exciting chapter of my life.

• I’m truly the coolest 18-year-old of all time. Happy birthday to me!

It’s My 21st Birthday!

• Exactly 21 years ago today, a phenomenal soul came into this world – me! Wishing myself a super duper happy 21st birthday celebration today!

• In my eyes, I’m more precious than all the wealth in the universe. Happy 21st birthday to me.

• Wishing a special 21st birthday to the most special person in the universe – me. May happiness forever walk with me.

• Happy 21st birthday to me. I’m so proud of the man/woman I have turned out to be.

• Hurrah! I turn 21 today, which means I’m officially no longer in the teenage zone. I am tremendously lucky to witness this momentous day, and I pray for more wonderful days like this in my life. Happy anniversary to me.

• This is the first day of my life as a vicenarian. Glory be to God! Happy 20th birthday to me. #alreadylyingaboutage #21stbirthday

• On my 21st birthday, I wish myself an abundance of the most precious possession on earth – true happiness.

• There is nothing more in this world that I want than to walk with a heart full to the brim with happiness. That’s all I ask from God on my 21st birthday.

Happy 30th Birthday to Myself

• I am so proud of who I am. I am so happy to be me! On the occasion of my 30th birthday, I pray for a long and joyful life for myself.

• On my 30th anniversary, I want to thank God for taking good care of me all these years. I would be absolutely nothing without you, Father.

• This is my 30th birthday, and I’m ready to begin writing a new chapter of my life.

• Wishing a fabulous birthday to the coolest tricenarian in the world – me. This is certainly going to be my year of greatness.

• I believe all my dreams shall come to pass because I have an amazing God standing by me. Happy 30th birthday to me!

• Owing to all the blessings I have received in life, I have no doubt that I’m God’s absolute favorite creation. Happy 30th birthday to me.

• On my 30th birthday, all I wish for myself is a lifetime of true happiness and peace.

• Wishing the happiest of birthdays to myself as I turn 30 today. I choose to make this phase of my life an amazing one.

40th Birthday Wishes for Myself

• May God bring my way the good things in life. Happy 40th birthday to me.

• This is my year to do remarkable things, and nothing is going to stop me from achieving great things. Happy 40th birthday to me!

• Happy 40th birthday to a truly blessed person – me. I am so grateful that I am alive, healthy and happy, for there is nothing more important in this world than these three things.

• Whatever road I travel in life, I can always count on God to be there with me. Wishing myself an incredibly happy 40th birthday!

• I’m officially a quinquagenarian on this special day. I am grateful to the Almighty for giving me the opportunity to see this age in good health.

• Happy 40th birthday to me. On this day, I choose to be courageous in the pursuit of my dreams.

• This isn’t just my 40th birthday, it is another great reminder that I am special and capable of achieving remarkable accomplishments larger than life.

50th Birthday Wishes for Myself

• Wishing a super duper happy birthday to the world’s coolest 50-year-old – me! I might not have a pile of cash, but my numerous blessings can’t stop me from feeling like the wealthiest man/woman in the world.

• Dear God, on this great day that I turn golden 50, I don’t want to be greedy and ask anything more from you, for I know you have blessed me with a lot. I’m glad I have the ability to see and appreciate all the amazing blessings bestowed upon my life. Thank you so much, dear Lord.

• God is the reason why I’m happy and alive. I therefore dedicate this special day of my life to Him. May happiness always find me wherever I go. Happy 50th birthday to me.

• Being able to see my 50th birthday in great health and joy is my greatest accomplishment in life. Happy birthday to me.

• I want to use my 50th birthday as an opportunity to thank all the wonderful people in my life who make me smile on a daily basis. God bless you all.

• This is a very remarkable day of my life. Dear Lord, I pray that you make me great and bless me with eternal happiness.

60th Birthday Wishes for Myself

• At 60, I am so proud of myself and the amazing things I have accomplished over the years. Happy 60th anniversary to me.

• Happy 60th birthday to me. I wish myself all the happiness and prosperity I can handle.

• On this great day of my 60th anniversary, it’s my prayer that I will continue to enjoy a sunny world until the end of time. Happy birthday.

• I am a survivor, and I shall forever be. Happy 60th birthday to me.

• With every birthday of mine that I celebrate, I’m reminded of God’s amazing kindness and love for me. Happy 60th birthday to me.

• Turning 60 is a privilege not too many get to enjoy in this lifetime. I’m so grateful to be one of the lucky ones chosen to be recipients of this great blessing in life.

• Wishing myself a 60th birthday that is as special as my life. Happy birthday to me.

• I congratulate myself on turning 60 today. May I have peace and tranquility all my days in this world. Happy 60th birthday to me.

Birthday Poems for Myself

• Another year has dawned in this human endeavor
My hopes, dreams, and aspirations remain as clear as ever
The blockades, obstacles, and barriers are many
But the true leader in me must not succumb to any
In this journey, I’ve come a long way
But the way before me is still very long
Happy birthday to me


“Happy Birthday To Me!” Video



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Birthday wishes for best friends.

Birthday cards for friends are an excellent opportunity to remind your best friends how much they mean to you. Some meaningful approaches including thanking them, reminiscing on great times you’ve shared in the past year, praising their accomplishments, or letting them what about them you love most. Start with our ideas below, and add any personal details to it to make it extra special.

• “Can’t imagine my life without you. Today, I’m overjoyed to celebrate your existence. Happy birthday, friend.”

• “Happy birthday, friend. Everyday I am grateful to have you in my life. Let today be another reminder that you’re the best. Love you.”

• “For someone who deserves the world – hope your day is full of joy, laughter, friendship, and your favorite type of cake.”

• “For this next year, I wish for all your wildest dreams to come true. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy birthday.”

• “If it weren’t for you, I would never have become the person I am today. Thank you for being a best friend, a role model, a shoulder to cry on, and a partner in crime. And most important of all, happy birthday.”

• “Sometimes life gets tough, but I always rest assured that I can make it over any obstacle in my way with you in my life. Thanks for being the best friend the world has to offer, happy birthday.”

• “Throughout my life you have showered me with love, laughter, and support. Thank you for always giving me your all. I do my best always to return the favor. Happy birthday, friend.”

• “Thank you for always providing me with hope, encouragement, joy, and support. You are the best, and I hope that your birthday is as unforgettable as you are.”

• “Everyday I learn something new from your kindness, your compassion, and your sheer brilliance. Here’s to another year of invaluable life lessons. Happy birthday, friend.”

• “I don’t know how I got so lucky to have a best friend like you. Enjoy your cake, your party and your presents today but remember that your friendship is the greatest gift of all.”

• “Friend, it’s been nothing short of amazing to see what you’ve accomplished in the past year. Can’t wait to see what wondrous things the next year holds for you. Happy birthday.”

• “Thank you for being you. You are the best person I know. Happiest of birthdays.”

• “Each moment that we’ve spent together has been a memorable one. Looking forward to many more memories in the years to come. Happy birthday.”

• “Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I’m so grateful for you. Cheers to the best year yet.”

• “There’s no one on Earth I’d rather celebrate more than you. Let’s eat, drink, and be merry in your honor.”

Happy birthday messages for acquaintances.

Birthday messages are always appreciated when they’re written with kindness. Whether this card is for a new friend, a distant one, or anyone in between, take a moment to show them what they mean to you.

• “Wishing you a day filled with happiness, hugs, and delicious cake. Happy birthday.”

• “It’s time to celebrate your special day. You’ve earned it, and you deserve it. Happy birthday.”

• “Birthdays remind us of who we are and what we’ve done – thanks for being an amazing role model to myself and for many others. Sending you love on this birthday.”

• “I hope that today’s wishes, smiles and heartfelt words turn into many amazing memories. You deserve all the best, happy birthday.”

• “There are a lot of good people out there in the world, but today we recognize YOU as being one of the best. Happy birthday.”

• “You stepped into my life at the best possible time. So glad I can celebrate with you on this special day. Happy birthday.”

• “An amazing friend deserves an amazing day. Hope it’s the best from start to finish.”

• “On this wonderful day, I wish you the best that the world has to offer. Happy birthday.”

• “Wishing you a wonderful birthday and a fantastic year ahead. Thanks for being such a great friend.”

• “Going old happens. Growing up is a choice. Happy birthday.”

• “Just wanted to take this opportunity to let you know I appreciate your friendship so much. Can’t wait to see what the next year has in store for both you and our friendship. Enjoy your day.”

• “Happy birthday. Hope all of your wishes come true, and then some.”

• “Distance may keep us apart, but it could never get in the way of me wishing you the happiest of birthdays. Thanks for being my friend over the years through it all. Hope this year is the best.”

• “Another year around the sun. Take time to reflect on all your accomplishments, and get excited about all the great things to come. Can’t wait to support you through it all. Happy birthday.”

• “Whatever it is you wish for on this special day, know that you deserve it. Hope this birthday is the best yet.”

Funny happy birthday messages.

A birthday is a day that should be full of joy, so laughter is heavily encouraged. Keep your friend’s sense of humor in mind as you compose your fun-filled greeting.

• “Best friend, we’ve been through it all. We’ve celebrated birthdays together from our diaper days as kids, and I look forward to our diaper days as adults. Let’s live it up while we’re young.”

• “Like a fine wine, we get better with age. Or maybe we just feel better about our age with a little bit of wine.”

• “Your birthday is a painful reminder of how old I’m getting. At least we’re in it together.”

• “Happy birthday to someone who is smart, talented, pretty, creative, and fabulous. I love that we’re so much alike.”

• “It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer. Congrats on your success.”

• “At least you’re not as old as you will be next year. Happy birthday.”

• “Here’s to hoping all your candles this year don’t set off the fire alarm. Your birthday is gonna be lit.”

• “If things really do get better with age, then you’re nearing perfection. I bet it feels as good as it looks. Happy birthday.”

• “For your birthday, how about a fruit salad instead of cake? A fruit salad with mostly grapes – no, all grapes. Fermented grapes. Wine it is.”

• “I can barely keep up with everyone’s birthdays these days, but you better believe I’d never forget yours. Happy birthday to the best friend there is.”

• “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the best friend in the world was born. Happy birthday.”

• “Another birthday, another year older. Don’t you think it’s about time we started to act our age? Well, I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy birthday.”

• “You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better but not old enough to care. Happy birthday.”

• “Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. Happy birthday.”

• “When I say, ‘have a happy birthday’, you better freaking do it.”

Happy birthday quotes for friends.

When the right words are hard to find, there’s no shame in taking inspiration from someone or something else. Enjoy our hand-picked quotes below to share with mom on her special day.

• “The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.” - Oprah Winfrey

• “Today you are you. That is truer than true. There is no one alive who is you-er than you.” - Dr. Seuss

• “You can be gorgeous at 30, charming at 40, and irresistible for the rest of your life.” - Coco Chanel

• “I decided if you’re lucky enough to be alive, you should use each birthday to celebrate what your life is about.” - Mary Steenburgen

• “Grow old along with me. The best is yet to be.” - Robert Browning

• “You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.” - Brad Garrett

• “When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?” - Lisa Loeb

• “With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” - William Shakespeare

• “Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.” - Franz Kafka

• “Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” – Marcel Proust

• “Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.” – Unknown

• “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.” - Jo Brand

• “Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.” - Fred Astaire

• “Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories.” - Buddy Valastro

• “There are two great days in a person’s life - the day we are born, and the day we discover why.” - William Barclay

How to make birthday cards with Adobe Spark.

Pick a size and shape.

Square or rectangular, high-definition, or only a tiny thumbnail; when you make a birthday card, it can be whatever size and shape you want.

Choose a theme.

You can choose from various layouts, designs, and color schemes, and your choice is never set in stone. Experiment with several and see how your message looks in different graphic presentations.

Personalize with images.

Images are at the heart of Adobe, and we created Adobe Spark Post so you can let them speak for you in the clearest possible way. Upload your photos or choose from our extensive selection of online images and graphics.

Add birthday messages.

Type the words you want to say and see how different fonts transform their message. Choose the typography style from our extensive selection that expresses your sentiments most clearly.

Download, share, or print.

Download and print out your design on a card or share it as an eye-catching post on social media. You can even send the file to a professional printer and have it made up as a banner to hang for the surprise party.

Light the candles with Adobe Spark.

Celebrating someone’s birthday is all about singing praise. Adobe Spark lets you create a custom-tailored message that will make your recipient feel special and honored. Whether the occasion is bittersweet and quiet or a party that rocks out in sheer exuberance, our designs convey the birthday message that hits exactly the right note. Our templates work for personal greetings, formal wishes, or even for group signing. Whatever special message you want to deliver, Adobe Spark is here to make it happen.

Share your Adobe Spark Post birthday card.

Adobe Spark Post makes it easy to design and share your birthday greeting so that it sends the most joy possible. Download and print out your design on a card, or share it as an eye-catching post on social media. If you like to think big, send your design to a professional printer to hang as a banner at the birthday party or hand out party favors. However you present it, your card will become a cherished keepsake in its own right to commemorate the joyous day.



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