How do you say thank you in a funny way? Take some inspiration from this collection of funny thank you one-liners, puns, and head-scratchers.
I feel a very unusual sensation — if it is not indigestion, I think it must be Gratitude
Benjamin DisraeliFunny Ways to Say Thank You
• I don’t understand people who say, “I don’t know how to thank you!” Like they’ve never heard of money.
• Thank you for being my unpaid therapist.
• I’m doing the happy dance. Thank you!
• Today I am wearing the smile that you left me with the other day.
• You made me smile from ear to ear.
• Just a generic thank-you card to prove I have excellent manners.
• If I had a cent for every time I appreciate you, I’d be a millionaire.
• Thanks for nothing and everything.
• A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying, “Boy, that was fun!”
• I’ll get you next time.
• Many thanks to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday! The rest of you are dead to me.
• Don’t think you’re the only one who knows how to give.
• Thank you for still being my friend, despite being aware of every raunchy, unflattering, explicit detail of my life.
• I truly appreciate you from from my head to my toes.
• This isn’t a thank-you card, it’s a hug with a fold in it.
• I would floss a tiger’s teeth, that’s how much I appreciate you.
• Thank you all so much for the birthday wishes! If I had a dollar for each, I’d be rich! (Seriously, let’s put that plan in motion for next year)
• I would say you’re the greatest, but you already think I’m the greatest. Thanks!
• Thanks for hiring me. Hope you don’t regret it.
• How about I repay you by inviting you to go do my favorite thing: [insert thing you like to do that and they hate to do]. Just kidding! Thank you!
• I would like to thank my speech writers, copy & paste.
• Grassy ass!
• Thank you berry much!
• Thank you beer-y much!
• I’m not getting you a holiday present because I know you don’t like writing thank-you notes.
• Thanks a bunches of oats!
• Thanks shallot.
• Mom — thank you for teaching me how to use the big potty. That has proven to be a valuable life skill.
• Like cheese, I’m truly grate-ful for all that you do.
• Thanks a hole punch.
• The way I show appreciation is by not saying it at all. Silence!
• Your generosity is only exceeded by your good looks.
• I know you hate saying “you’re welcome,” so I’ll do you the favor and not say thank you, but I am feeling it on the inside.
• Thanks for pretending to be my lesbian lover when gross guys try to chat us up on a night out.
• I have nothing funny to say, but thank you.
• Thanks for putting up with my shit.
• If I knew how to say thank you, I would.
• Grateful AF.
• If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap. So, thank you!
• Friendship is like peeing on yourself — everyone else can see it, but only you get to enjoy the warm feelings it brings.
• I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
• You make me want to say thank you in other languages, and I can barely speak English.
• Thank you for always being older than me.
• You’re the kind of friend I text when I’m pooping.
• If you could read my mind, then you’d know how grateful I am for you at this very moment. Creep.
Happy birthday. Wish I could be with you.
Birthday wishes for best friends.
Birthday cards for friends are an excellent opportunity to remind your best friends how much they mean to you. Some meaningful approaches including thanking them, reminiscing on great times you’ve shared in the past year, praising their accomplishments, or letting them what about them you love most. Start with our ideas below, and add any personal details to it to make it extra special.
• “Can’t imagine my life without you. Today, I’m overjoyed to celebrate your existence. Happy birthday, friend.”
• “Happy birthday, friend. Everyday I am grateful to have you in my life. Let today be another reminder that you’re the best. Love you.”
• “For someone who deserves the world – hope your day is full of joy, laughter, friendship, and your favorite type of cake.”
• “For this next year, I wish for all your wildest dreams to come true. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy birthday.”
• “If it weren’t for you, I would never have become the person I am today. Thank you for being a best friend, a role model, a shoulder to cry on, and a partner in crime. And most important of all, happy birthday.”
• “Sometimes life gets tough, but I always rest assured that I can make it over any obstacle in my way with you in my life. Thanks for being the best friend the world has to offer, happy birthday.”
• “Throughout my life you have showered me with love, laughter, and support. Thank you for always giving me your all. I do my best always to return the favor. Happy birthday, friend.”
• “Thank you for always providing me with hope, encouragement, joy, and support. You are the best, and I hope that your birthday is as unforgettable as you are.”
• “Everyday I learn something new from your kindness, your compassion, and your sheer brilliance. Here’s to another year of invaluable life lessons. Happy birthday, friend.”
• “I don’t know how I got so lucky to have a best friend like you. Enjoy your cake, your party and your presents today but remember that your friendship is the greatest gift of all.”
• “Friend, it’s been nothing short of amazing to see what you’ve accomplished in the past year. Can’t wait to see what wondrous things the next year holds for you. Happy birthday.”
• “Thank you for being you. You are the best person I know. Happiest of birthdays.”
• “Each moment that we’ve spent together has been a memorable one. Looking forward to many more memories in the years to come. Happy birthday.”
• “Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I’m so grateful for you. Cheers to the best year yet.”
• “There’s no one on Earth I’d rather celebrate more than you. Let’s eat, drink, and be merry in your honor.”
Happy birthday messages for acquaintances.
Birthday messages are always appreciated when they’re written with kindness. Whether this card is for a new friend, a distant one, or anyone in between, take a moment to show them what they mean to you.
• “Wishing you a day filled with happiness, hugs, and delicious cake. Happy birthday.”
• “It’s time to celebrate your special day. You’ve earned it, and you deserve it. Happy birthday.”
• “Birthdays remind us of who we are and what we’ve done – thanks for being an amazing role model to myself and for many others. Sending you love on this birthday.”
• “I hope that today’s wishes, smiles and heartfelt words turn into many amazing memories. You deserve all the best, happy birthday.”
• “There are a lot of good people out there in the world, but today we recognize YOU as being one of the best. Happy birthday.”
• “You stepped into my life at the best possible time. So glad I can celebrate with you on this special day. Happy birthday.”
• “An amazing friend deserves an amazing day. Hope it’s the best from start to finish.”
• “On this wonderful day, I wish you the best that the world has to offer. Happy birthday.”
• “Wishing you a wonderful birthday and a fantastic year ahead. Thanks for being such a great friend.”
• “Going old happens. Growing up is a choice. Happy birthday.”
• “Just wanted to take this opportunity to let you know I appreciate your friendship so much. Can’t wait to see what the next year has in store for both you and our friendship. Enjoy your day.”
• “Happy birthday. Hope all of your wishes come true, and then some.”
• “Distance may keep us apart, but it could never get in the way of me wishing you the happiest of birthdays. Thanks for being my friend over the years through it all. Hope this year is the best.”
• “Another year around the sun. Take time to reflect on all your accomplishments, and get excited about all the great things to come. Can’t wait to support you through it all. Happy birthday.”
• “Whatever it is you wish for on this special day, know that you deserve it. Hope this birthday is the best yet.”
Funny happy birthday messages.
A birthday is a day that should be full of joy, so laughter is heavily encouraged. Keep your friend’s sense of humor in mind as you compose your fun-filled greeting.
• “Best friend, we’ve been through it all. We’ve celebrated birthdays together from our diaper days as kids, and I look forward to our diaper days as adults. Let’s live it up while we’re young.”
• “Like a fine wine, we get better with age. Or maybe we just feel better about our age with a little bit of wine.”
• “Your birthday is a painful reminder of how old I’m getting. At least we’re in it together.”
• “Happy birthday to someone who is smart, talented, pretty, creative, and fabulous. I love that we’re so much alike.”
• “It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer. Congrats on your success.”
• “At least you’re not as old as you will be next year. Happy birthday.”
• “Here’s to hoping all your candles this year don’t set off the fire alarm. Your birthday is gonna be lit.”
• “If things really do get better with age, then you’re nearing perfection. I bet it feels as good as it looks. Happy birthday.”
• “For your birthday, how about a fruit salad instead of cake? A fruit salad with mostly grapes – no, all grapes. Fermented grapes. Wine it is.”
• “I can barely keep up with everyone’s birthdays these days, but you better believe I’d never forget yours. Happy birthday to the best friend there is.”
• “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the best friend in the world was born. Happy birthday.”
• “Another birthday, another year older. Don’t you think it’s about time we started to act our age? Well, I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy birthday.”
• “You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better but not old enough to care. Happy birthday.”
• “Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. Happy birthday.”
• “When I say, ‘have a happy birthday’, you better freaking do it.”
Happy birthday quotes for friends.
When the right words are hard to find, there’s no shame in taking inspiration from someone or something else. Enjoy our hand-picked quotes below to share with mom on her special day.
• “The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.” - Oprah Winfrey
• “Today you are you. That is truer than true. There is no one alive who is you-er than you.” - Dr. Seuss
• “You can be gorgeous at 30, charming at 40, and irresistible for the rest of your life.” - Coco Chanel
• “I decided if you’re lucky enough to be alive, you should use each birthday to celebrate what your life is about.” - Mary Steenburgen
• “Grow old along with me. The best is yet to be.” - Robert Browning
• “You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.” - Brad Garrett
• “When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?” - Lisa Loeb
• “With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” - William Shakespeare
• “Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.” - Franz Kafka
• “Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” – Marcel Proust
• “Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.” – Unknown
• “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.” - Jo Brand
• “Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.” - Fred Astaire
• “Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories.” - Buddy Valastro
• “There are two great days in a person’s life - the day we are born, and the day we discover why.” - William Barclay
How to make birthday cards with Adobe Spark.
Pick a size and shape.
Square or rectangular, high-definition, or only a tiny thumbnail; when you make a birthday card, it can be whatever size and shape you want.
Choose a theme.
You can choose from various layouts, designs, and color schemes, and your choice is never set in stone. Experiment with several and see how your message looks in different graphic presentations.
Personalize with images.
Images are at the heart of Adobe, and we created Adobe Spark Post so you can let them speak for you in the clearest possible way. Upload your photos or choose from our extensive selection of online images and graphics.
Add birthday messages.
Type the words you want to say and see how different fonts transform their message. Choose the typography style from our extensive selection that expresses your sentiments most clearly.
Download, share, or print.
Download and print out your design on a card or share it as an eye-catching post on social media. You can even send the file to a professional printer and have it made up as a banner to hang for the surprise party.
Light the candles with Adobe Spark.
Celebrating someone’s birthday is all about singing praise. Adobe Spark lets you create a custom-tailored message that will make your recipient feel special and honored. Whether the occasion is bittersweet and quiet or a party that rocks out in sheer exuberance, our designs convey the birthday message that hits exactly the right note. Our templates work for personal greetings, formal wishes, or even for group signing. Whatever special message you want to deliver, Adobe Spark is here to make it happen.
Share your Adobe Spark Post birthday card.
Adobe Spark Post makes it easy to design and share your birthday greeting so that it sends the most joy possible. Download and print out your design on a card, or share it as an eye-catching post on social media. If you like to think big, send your design to a professional printer to hang as a banner at the birthday party or hand out party favors. However you present it, your card will become a cherished keepsake in its own right to commemorate the joyous day.
What to Write in Secret Santa Card
• Arouse the interest of the readers by exciting them with a fun and quirky wish.
• Leave them hints to figure out who you are.
• Give them an idea about the gift that lies inside the package.
• Wish them a mirthful and joyful Christmas.
• Mention that you loved being the Secret Santa and got gifts for them.
Secret Santa Messages for Family
• “A gift for you, on this special occasion of Christmas. I hope you will find it worth!”
• “A small present for you, you don’t know who. Might be your Secret Santa.”
• “A small gift from me to you. I bet you can’t guess me!”
• “Christmas has come and it’s definitely a time to have some fun. I have a gift for you but I will keep and run, since Secret Santa week has begun.”
• “Surprizes are good, right? And on holidays if you get, then it becomes a cherry on the cake. What if I say someone has kept a gift for you in your wardrobe? Oh…..Sorry that was a secret!”
• “Well you will be quite surprised to know who you are in their minds this Christmas!”
Secret Santa Messages for Co-workers
• “I know you will be wondering about who sent this.. But keep guessing!”
• “Nope. Can’t tell. Won’t tell. It is a secret. Just open your gift and enjoy.”
• “I would say, don’t guess it. Just smile and say ‘Thank You’. As it will just be a waste of time to think. Instead be surprised with what you have received.”
• “I love being your Secret Santa! It’s my pleasure to give you this. Enjoy and smile. Merry Christmas!”
_”I said I will gift you and I won’t disclose it. And I succeeded hopefully. Merry Christmas!
_”Just smile and say ‘Thank You’ for this beautiful presence on eve of Christmas. Nope, I will not disclose the name. Sorry!”
Cute Messages from Secret Santa
_”I had a blast finding you a presence being you secret buddy. Christmas is a time to invite happiness in your life. Let this presence do the same. Merry Christmas!”
_”I am shouting hard, giggling & howling. By the way between all this, I have kept a small gift on your desk. Do check it. But still you will not guess me right.”
_”It may be a bit hard for you to guess who your Secret Santa is. Keep guessing!”
_”Christmas brings a lot of presence & gifts. Let this one be one of them. Merry Christmas!”
_”It’s not a house or a boat. It’s just a small secret Santa note. Have a wonderful year ahead. Merry Christmas!”
Secret Santa Ideas Quotes
_”May you have the merriest Christmas this year with a bunch of gifts and chocolates. And wishing that you like the secret Santa gift more than ever. “
_”Ho Ho Ho! It’s high time. Ho Ho Ho! It’s Santa’s time.”
_”I am dancing all over the place, as I have kept a present on your terrace. I am quite proud of me as I can keep it secret from you! C’mon it’s Secret Santa.”
_”It does not have any house, nor it has any boats. It has just a small Secret Santa note.”
_”Through the door I flew like a flash, and set down you gift, I hope it’s a smash!”
Secret Santa Messages for Colleagues
_”Jingle Jingle little bell, I can ring your bell. To keep some secret gift for you. And I hope this remains secret forever! C’mon be happy and smiling, it is Secret Santa.”
_”The weather outside is quite disturbing, but this gift will always make you happy. Happy Christmas.”
_”It’s raining, but your face will always be shining. I have brought you a gift, it’s lying on your table. I hope you like it. Happy Christmas.”
_”I will leave it and quickly go because I don’t want you to know. Happy Christmas. Your Secret Santa.”
Funny Quotes About Secret Santa
_”You always want a rum, but please wait and let Secret Santa come. Happy Christmas!”
_”Secret Santa is coming early in the town, want you to turn your tables upside down. He wants to lift your spirit high, so give him space somewhere nearby.”
_”This gift is especially for you. I am your Secret Santa. I hope you like it and it brings a smile on your face. Just preserve it as it will give you happiness always. Happy Christmas!”
_”Who could be your secret Santa. Whether he is or she is? Don’t worry. Just open you gift, there is a hint you will see. Merry Christmas.”
Secret Santa Card Ideas
_”There’s always someone who wants to keep it a secret from you. And this time, it’s me. Happy Christmas and may you have a smile round the Christmas day. Enjoy your Secret Santa gift.”
_”Who could it be? What would it be? When did it come? How did the person disappear in front of my eyes? All these questions are of no use. Just open your present and hope you will be happy and it will bring a smile on your face.”
_”I would love being your Secret Santa. And luckily I got your name. And thankfully I knew what you wanted. And hopefully, you will like it. Merry Christmas.”
_”It might be a little tough task for you to guess who knows you best. I have tried my best to bring the gift that you can be interested in. Just open it and I hope you like it. Merry Christmas.”
_”Let’s guess what will it have before you open it. A dress? A pair of shoes? A pair of sunglasses? No No No! Don’t worry! It has something very special. Just open it and see it. I hope you will like it. Happy Christmas!”
_”Keep guessing who I am while I bring the gift that you have always wanted. Being a secret Santa is so much fun!”
Inspirational Quotes for Secret Santa
_”While you unwrap your gift today, you will know who I am. Loved being your Secret Santa!”
_”I don't know your favorites but I do know that you have a sweet tooth. Hence, I got the best chocolates for you!”
_”I so wanted to be your secret Santa and look, here the heavens granted my wish! I hope you love the gift that I have got for you!”
_”It is the time of Jingle Bells and I am here again to bring you your favorite gift. Have fun finding out who I am.”
_”I am leaving a gift and running and I hope to leave a smile on your face.”
_”A gift especially for you from your secret Santa, try guessing who.”
Santa Phrases
_”Ho! Ho! I leave a gift under the Christmas tree and flee!”
_”I had the piece of cake that you left for me, and I give you your most cherished gift in return.”
_”Keep wondering who sent this until the next Christmas comes! Ho!”
_”I am laughing heartily and dancing merrily, for you will open my gift, but never catch me!”
_”Guess guess, but you will only be able to wonder who your Secret Santa for this year is!”
_”Merry Christmas my darling! Here comes your gift!”
_”I am your secret buddy, your secret Santa, catch me if you can, while I run after leaving your gift.”
_”Dropping off the gift for someone so dear.”
_”Your priceless smile is all I want to see, and hence, I leave your gift under the Christmas tree.”
Secret Santa Wordings
_”Who am I? Who am I? No one but your Secret Santa! Merry Christmas.”
_”I have come from the North on my sled, to leave your gift under the bed.”
_”One day you will know your secret Santa, but today, all you will know is what I got you for Christmas!”
_”Your secret Santa had been home, left you the gift, and left you best wishes.”
_”This is the Secret Santa Week. I leave your gift and run!”
_”I am your secret Santa with your gift. Don't look for me, I am off to the North Pole.”
_”My reindeers guided me to your house. I am your secret Santa but you cannot find out now!”
_”Jingle bells, Jingle bells, can you hear them? Here are your gifts! I hope you enjoy them!”
_”Ho! Ho! Did your secret Santa just stop by?”
Secret Santa Card Wishes
_”Look who just left you a gift! Your secret Santa!”
_”Nothing makes me happier than being your Santa. I hope you love the gift!”
_”Christmas has come and here I open my bag and place your gift in your drawer! Merry Christmas!”
_”Merry Christmas my love! A gift straight from the North Pole”.
_”The journey from the North Pole to your house has been beautiful because I love you so much! Merry Christmas!