I personally keep sharing sarcastic memes with the best friend especially those memes which are related to them. And I don't forget to turn their special day into the worst day with my sarcastic wishes. 🙂
Best Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Best Friends
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Before we get started I must tell you that feel free to share these sarcastic birthday wishes with you friends and you may also keep them as the status on your WhatsApp and other social media profile. But at your own risk because you might get an emotional response from them which will make you say sorry to them. 😛
• For your birthday today I’m giving you what you give me every day- sarcasm, a bucket load of trouble, and a handful of naughtiness. Happy birthday.
• Cheers to you on this very special day. What day is it? It’s the day you shot through your mother’s uterus! Happy birthday.
• I will not make any age related jokes because I really feel bad about how old you are. Happy Birthday!
• Wishing a big happy birthday to the guy who makes me feel like I finally have a little sister! Happy B-Day, bro.
• What?! You’re how old? That’s like almost dead in doggy years…. Here’s hoping you make the most of the few years you have left. Happy birthday.
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• Oh great, I hear it’s your birthday. Does that mean today you get to use that as your excuse to get wasted? Ok, ok… I’m in… but only because it’s your birthday. #favors
• Hey! It’s your birthday! I love this day because we both get to party hard and live large this one day of the year. Thanks a million for making your big day mine too!
• May you live long enough after today to eat lots of cake, kiss someone’s ass, and rob a bank so you can go out in style. Happy birthday, you big trouble maker!
• Young and immature. Those are two words that usually go together- but with you young is gone and immature somehow stayed for a while. Oh well, I guess old and immature works for today. Happy birthday to you, you expired and irresponsible human.
• If there was a list of words to describe you on your birthday this would be it: bad, naughty, less than perfect, helpless, wasted, immature, bad ass, embarrassingly hilarious… well, you get the point, right? Anyway, happy birthday. I hope that after today I can still put up with you for another year.
• Happy Birthday! Welcome to the middle ages.
• I really try my best to like people. But most of them are so stupid I just can’t. Thank God you’re not one of them- happy birthday.
• Let’s turn this birthday of yours into the official annual Let’s Get Drunk Day. What do you think? Sounds good right? Happy birthday to my new drinking partner.
• If today was my birthday I would tell you what I really think of you. But since it’s your birthday I just got you some duck tape so you can shut me up for the next 24 hours. Enjoy it while it lasts.
• Hey! I hear today is the day you were born into this world… great job for staying with us this far. Happy birthday to the only real psychopath I know.
• Some say that age is just a number. I say that’s bullshit. I mean, you’re getting really old. Happy birthday anyway.
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• Tell me again how old you are? Wasn’t your childhood pet like… a dinosaur? Ha ha… happy birthday you ancient old, awesome human.
• Happy Birthday! Congrats on reaching an age when getting a “quickie” means a 15 min nap.
• I would call you an angel but we both know you’re not. I would call you amazing but that’s pushing it. I would call you something special but I mean, I have to be honest- after all it’s your birthday. Happy birthday to someone… different. In a good way, of course.
• It’s like time has stood still- you haven’t changed a bit all these years. Is that a good or bad thing? Either way, have a great birthday.
• They say that age is just something we experience in our minds- well if that’s true then I guess our bodies didn’t get the memo. Have a great birthday old person.
• Here’s to wishing you a birthday that doesn’t totally suck! You deserve it. Cheers.
• How old? Congrats on reaching an age that doesn't mean anything at all.
• Hey birthday girl, I hear you were born today. Congrats on the achievement.
• Hey birthday boy, I hear you were born today. Congrats on that.
• If we could reverse time I would want to go back to this very day: the day you were born. Then I could laugh at all your imperfections just like I do now- you must have been one little hot mess. Now you’re just a bigger hot mess. Happy birthday.
• After all these years I can’t believe you still put up with me. Well, I guess it’s only fair, since I still put up with you. Happy birthday.
• Here’s me wishing you all your heart desires on this day. Things like ice cream, sexy men, donuts, fast cars, and more. Happy birthday, you big troublemaker.
• If life was only about living with love and finding happiness, God wouldn’t have made other stuff: like money, cake, and sex. Here’s hoping you get all these things on your birthday. Happy birthday to someone who deserves it all.
• Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.
• Congratulations! You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday.
• I’m so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you would live this long. Happy birthday!
• I believe you forgot my birthday present last year. I’m returning the favor this year. I’m afraid a Happy Birthday is all you’re going to get.
Everybody wants their loved ones to remember their birthday. A birthday is a day that should always be celebrated no matter how old you are! Everyone loves to be reminded that they are loved and cared for, even your brother-in-law.
However, sending birthday wishes is often challenging for some people. Because of this, we’ve put together a collection of warm, happy wishes that you can use when you want to send off a birthday wish to your favorite brother-in-law, whether you choose to text him the greeting, send a greeting card with your words, or post your sentiments on social media.
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• Have a wonderful birthday full of fun and happiness! And remember, you will always be older than me, so thank you for reminding me of that today!
• Here’s wishing that you can appreciate all of the little things on your birthday. Hopefully, you can still see that far to appreciate them!
• Best wishes to the biggest goofball my sister ever brought home. Thanks for making my mom’s hair turn gray!
• What, you expected a cake and presents from me today? I’m glad I don’t have such high expectations of myself. Happy birthday anyway!
• I hope you can party like it’s 1999, just like the song said. However, my hope for you has been gone for years, so maybe just relax on your couch and chill for your big day instead!
• Best wishes to an amazing brother-in-law who has made this family so much better with his love and laughter. See, I DO know how to joke around!
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If you are tired of writing for many years, many years, and happy birthday, then you are in the right place for the best sarcastic birthday wishes!
A birthday is a very important holiday and your wish should be proportionate. But before you choose the wish that you like, first look at the style that suits the one who has a birthday but also the type in your relationship.
Because, otherwise you have to wish on a colleague, otherwise on a childhood friend and otherwise on your partner!
What if you grew up today and your hair turned white… Do not be discouraged your color is still passing!
Happy Birthday to You! God bless me for days and give them to you in a bra number.
To live my good and happy birthday to become big to make money scatter a lot of European chicks everywhere!
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Sarcastic Birthday WishesI wish you happy birthday, from the depths of my heart, and whatever birthdays are coming, to spend them with me.
I wish you happy birthday, with a heart, wallet and bed always full!
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Sarcastic Birthday WishesOne thousand Russian women with horses I will send to your yard to strip you today at your celebration
Happy birthday and I wish you health, peace, happiness, many women and any other you want!
That in the world you love to become yours and illuminate joys on your beautiful face.
Do not count the candles on the cake, just see how bright they are. I wish you to please them. Happy Birthday!
Multi-year. A thousand candles to blow out and good progress!
Happy Birthday! Birthdays are like sweets. Sometimes you do not want to know how much you have eaten!
What you blow out the candles on your birthday and when you die they light up… I honestly do not understand! Happy Birthday to You!
A few lines many wishes for a life full of joys. Happy Birthday to have a fairy-tale life. Tear to never meet and whatever you love to get!!!
A wish I will give you my sweet love every year that passes to find us a hug. And when you blow out the candles I can wish to be by your side again when you close the hundred.
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Sarcastic Birthday WishesI wish with all my heart a happy and happy birthday. I love you very much.
Happy birthday my friend! To live to be happy and the good of the whole world to really get.
My dear child, I wish you endless wishes for your birthday. Celebrate them! Happy Birthday!
My dear dad, I wish you to make them happy and to rejoice those of us who love you!
I will not tell you happy birthday that people are used to only smile I wish on your lips to bloom.
Happy birthday, I wish this year your birthday to be the happiest of your life!
I wish in your life to know only joy and happiness. Happy Birthday! I love you very much.
Words are poor but the wishes are great and if life is rainy let the drops be joys.
My dear, I wish this year’s birthday the best. Along with my wishes to make them happy. Happy Birthday to You!
I wish this day to be as perfect, special and unique as you. Happy Birthday!
That in the world you love to be yours and illuminate joys in your beautiful face.
Happy birthday to the only person on the planet who would run to save me if the Zombie Apocalypse came!
Happy Birthday! Remember, as you get older, you mature! Something perfect if you were wine, of course…
Long-lived! Only for today, you will have a 20% discount to those who ask me your real age!
Happy birthday to someone who would look much younger if he did not work in here!
Congratulations! Another journey around the sun is just over! You must have been very tired, eh?
Happy Birthday! Prepare a perfect treat because only I know your real age!
Happy birthday and good courage with non-stop messages and notifications all day today for your birthday!
A thousand apologies for forgetting your birthday! But also how can I remember them since you do not seem to grow up even one day!
We had a national anniversary today and I did not know it? Happy birthday majesty!
Congratulations! Another journey around the sun is just over! I’m not telling you exactly how many kilometers it was, because you will cry.
Congratulations! Another journey around the sun is just over! Do you still have jet lag?
Happy birthday and a warm welcome to your new wrinkle set! How are you!
Happy birthday and let’s say goodbye together to the hairs that left your head!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I WANT MY WISH TO STAND OUT OF REPORTS.THAT’S WHY I WROTE IN CAPITALS.
Happy Birthday! You are one step closer to wearing adult underwear!
Happy birthday to this wonderful, smart and beautiful person who reminds me so much of myself!
Our age simply symbolizes the number of years we have made the world more beautiful! Thousands!
As a person gets older, 3 things happen! One is that he begins to forget… I do not remember the other two! Happy Birthday!
Two things you should not count on your birthday! The candles on the cake and the soft wines! Happy Birthday!
And if today you grew up and your hair turned white, do not be disappointed, your paint is still passing! Many wishes for a happy birthday!
Happy Birthday! God bless me for years and give them to you in a bra number!
Research has shown that people who have birthdays live longer! Thousands!
Congratulations! You just became a year older! Happy Birthday!
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Sarcastic Birthday WishesSarcastic Birthday WishesSo these were the best sarcastic birthday wishes for the birthday of a daughter, son, boyfriend/sister, and many funny birthday jokes! If you feel free to share them with your friends you have the best relationship.
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Have you been looking for the best birthday wishes for those people in your life whom you want to wish in some sarcastic way?
Birthdays are the most special times of our life. We wait for an entire year for the day to come. If you are bored with that old kind of birthday wish then we have all kinds of latest happy birthday wishes for you on this website. Today we come here with sarcastic birthday wishes so that you can pull the leg of your friend and take some fun of him/her.
These birthday wishes are quite funny that are meant to make the birthday celebrant laugh. While sarcasm has its limits, and can sometimes go over the line, it is a fun thing to share with those closest to you.
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With these birthday wishes, you can share the gift of laughter, story-telling, and memory-making. Here are some of the best sarcastic wishes you can send to someone special and add something extra special to their birthday.
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• Good job for trying to keep being alive until this day, congratulations on getting older again.
• Hey! It’s your birthday! I love this day because we both get to party hard and live large this one day of the year. Thanks a million for making your big day mine too!
• Young and immature. Those are two words that usually go together- but with you young is gone and immature somehow stayed for a while. Oh well, I guess old and immature works for today. Happy birthday to you, you expired and irresponsible human.
• Happy birthday to my best buddy in the entire universe. May you grow so old that the devil gets frustrated waiting for your arrival!
• I really try my best to like people. But most of them are so stupid I just can’t. Thank God you’re not one of them- happy birthday.
• Well, I am happy to know that you are progressing in at least one phase of life. Happy Birthday.
• Calling you an angel would be a lie so let me just hope that you are happy on your birthday!
• I want to congratulate you for being one of the ancient people in this world, that is great!
• Hey! I hear today is the day you were born into this world… great job for staying with us this far. Happy birthday to the only real psychopath I know.
• Oh! So it’s your birthday. Do I have to wish you? Happy birthday. Happy?
• Tell me again how old you are? Wasn’t your childhood pet like… a dinosaur? Haha… happy birthday you ancient old, awesome human.
• I put up with you more than you ever did. You should be lucky to have me in your life. Happy Birthday!
• Today is the day you were born into this world, well I am happy for you, hope you are too. Happy Birthday.
• I hope you do not let your old age keep you from doing anything, just kidding, have fun today.
• Some say that age is just a number. I say that’s bullshit. I mean, you’re getting really old. Happy birthday anyway.
• Birthday is the best time to remember that you are slowly getting old. Here’s to you and your gray hairs. Happiest birthday!!
• Oh! So it’s your birthday. Do I have to wish for you? Happy birthday. Happy?
• Good job for trying to keep being alive until this day, congratulations on getting older again.
• Let’s turn this birthday of yours into the official annual Let’s Get Drunk Day. What do you think? Sounds good right? Happy birthday to my new drinking partner.
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• I will not make any age-related jokes because I really feel bad about how old you are. Happy Birthday!
• The only advice I want to give you today is to be less stupid. Happy birthday!
• What?! You’re how old? That’s like almost dead in doggy years…. Here’s hoping you make the most of the few years you have left. Happy birthday.
• May you live long enough after today to eat lots of cake, kiss someone’s ass, and rob a bank so you can go out in style. Happy birthday, you big trouble maker!
• If there was a list of words to describe you on your birthday this would be it: bad, naughty, less than perfect, helpless, wasted, immature, badass, embarrassingly hilarious… well, you get the point, right? Anyway, happy birthday. I hope that after today I can still put up with you for another year.
• I used to think your birthday was one on the 1st of April. Because it is said that it is celebrated in the memory of Fools. Happy Birthday
• Go to hell, for god’s sake. You are torture for us and God’s Mistake. Happy Birthday
• A man who is cheap, A man who is fake. The time has come for him to cut the birthday cake. Happy Birthday
• I will give you a birthday gift. If You return the money you borrowed from me. Happy Birthday
• Cheers to you on completing yet another decade of life. Happy birthday!
• Wishing a big happy birthday to the guy who makes me feel like I finally have a little sister! Happy B-Day, bro.
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• I know there’s no use of asking for a birthday party from you since I’ve not gotten one ever since we are friends. Happy birthday to the world’s most parsimonious person.
• Haha, you’ve turned 18 today. I remember the times when we used to fight when we were kids and you always cried like a crying baby. Happy birthday!
• How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday and go take a shower at least today.
• My heartfelt condolences for you not being able to make even a single girlfriend so far and I know you’ll take this record forward. Be prepared to get into an arranged marriage. Happy birthday, loser.
• Twenty-one and still a virgin! How is it even possible for a pervert like you? Don’t worry, I’ve bought a sex toy for you as your Birthday gift. Happy birthday, friend.
• I hope you are aware of that friend vs 10 million dollars meme? If I was to choose between the two, I’d have chosen dollars over you. Happiest birthday!
• Everyone ages like a bottle of wine. Some ages like a fine wine and some turns into vinegar. My friend, you are the latter one. Happy birthday!
Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Sister
• Sweet sis, this year to prove that I’m not a bad person, I decided to get a gift which is the exact opposite of how I feel about you.
• Dearest sister, my wish for you this coming year is a committed boyfriend so that you won’t grow old with a questionable reputation.
• This person is definitely a trouble maker so I have to get ready to clean up your wastes.
• I couldn’t think of a gift to buy you this year because you already have all the best life has to offer – beauty, brains, and a direct blood relationship with me.
• The fact that you don’t appreciate me isn’t going to stop me from appreciating you, so I’m taking this time to wish you a happy birthday and many more.
• You’re growing so fat that next year I’m going to hang your cake from the ceiling just to get you to do a few jumping jacks. Wishing you the best, my dearest sis.
• I am giving you what you have given me everyday, trouble and sarcasm, happy birthday.
• You are looking happy as you have aged by one more year. But trust me that is not a genuine reason to cheer. Happy Birthday.
Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Brother
• You’re the scum of the earth, an a-hole, a true lowdown, dirty vato – but I like that, I like that! Happy birthday, bro.
• You were more popular in school, yet I’m a more successful adult, but since you’re my brother we must share some of the same talents. Thus my birthday wish is for you is to tap into those submersed attributes and rise out of the mire of mediocrity.
• Please tell me your real age today and that your pet was a dinosaur. Happy birthday, oldie. Enjoy the day to the fullest!
• I wish you receive so many birthday notifications on the day that even your phone expires. Happy birthday, techie. Enjoy with family and stay away from the mobile phone!
• You’ve never bothered to give me a shoutout on my birthday, but life is about treating others as you want to be treated and not how they treat you, so please accept my sincerest birthday greetings, big bro.
• You are now one year old, Don’t think you will become wise. You will keep doing foolish things and keep losing respect. Happy Birthday
• I wish you had taken mathematics more seriously back in school because then as you grow old you would be able to count your age. Happy birthday dear brother and my life grant you the success that exceeds your educational level!
• When I think about the opportunities you’ve caused me to miss, I sometimes get bitter. However, occasions like today remind me of why I care for you so much. Happy birthday, beloved bro.
Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Husband & Boyfriend
• Loving boyfriend, no other girl except me would have accepted the proposal from a guy like you who doesn’t even have a goal in his life to achieve Happy birthday, and congrats for wasting one more year of your life.
• Dearest husband, your birthdays are always expensive as when I go to the mall to buy your gift, I end up finding things for myself. Haha, happiest birthday!
Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Wife & Girlfriend
• I guess I need to look for a new wife as you have grown old now. By the next five years, your face would be full of wrinkles. Happy birthday!
• Bae, let me tell you something, the phrase which says "age is just a number" is nothing but a myth. So, please don’t get carried away by it and start looking after your joints as they may hurt. Happy birthday!
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