Your cousin has a special place in your heart… or at least in your family! Of course, you owe him or her a heartfelt birthday wish.
Lost for words? Use this giant list for inspiration!
• Happy Birthday Boy Cousin
• Happy Birthday Girl Cousin
• Funny Birthday Wishes for Cousin
• Funny Birthday Wishes for Cousin (Female)
• Funny Birthday Wishes for Cousin (Male)
• Religious Birthday Wishes for Cousin
• Birthday Wishes for your Favorite Cousin
Happy Birthday Boy Cousin
Birthday wishes for your boy cousin
1) We don't see each other nearly as much as we used to, but the great memories we made together ensure that I think about you all the time! Today, on your big day, I wish you nothing but the best!
2) Happy birthday to my spectacular cousin! I've always loved hanging out with you and you've felt like a brother to me. I hope you have a great birthday!
3) I'm so glad to have you as my cousin, and to share so many special memories together. Have a great birthday!
4) Hey! I don't have much to say to you cousin, but I just wanted to let you know I really appreciate you. Happy birthday!
5) You might not know it, but when you'd come and visit us as a kid, I'd excitedly wait for you all afternoon. You're one of the highlights of my childhood, and now that we're a little older, I really miss those days. Happy to get to see you today! Have a great birthday!
6) You're a little older, a little taller, and a little stronger. You're also a little wiser, right? Have a great birthday, cuz.
7) I can't believe my crazy and mischievous little cousin has grown up into a wonderful young man! Keep up the good work, mate, and enjoy your special day!
8) You're talented, hard-working, and smart… and I can't wait to see what you'll go on to achieve in your life! May this birthday usher in a wonderful year, my man!
9) Writing birthday wishes is super tough, to be honest. I mean, of course I wish you all the luck, health, happiness, and prosperity in the world, but that just sounds cliche. Still, though, that's what I want for you! Happy birthday!
10) Have fun on your big day, cousin, and enjoy a blessed year ahead!
11) Sending my wonderful cousin all the best wishes on his birthday! I hope your day is epic!
12) Today's the day my cousin, and my first-ever friend, was born! Let's have a wild party, because your birthday is definitely cause for celebration!
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Happy Birthday Girl Cousin
Birthday wishes for your girl cousin
13) Having a good family is one of life's great blessings, and we both won the lottery in that department. You, cousin, are my favorite of them all! Have a great birthday and a wonderful year ahead.
14) On your birthday, I want to let you know how happy I am that we were born as cousins. I wish you happiness, love, and plenty of well-deserved breaks in the year ahead, and of course I hope you have a blast at your party today!
15) I hope the sun shines bright today, just like you've done in my life. Have a lovely birthday, my sweet and beautiful cousin!
16) Happy birthday to my dearest cousin! I have the best time whenever we hang out. I'm sure your birthday party will be a blast!
17) I love you not just 'cause you're my cuz, but because you're so precious, generous, and gorgeous. Have a good one!
18) Dear cousin, though I haven't talked to you in a while, I couldn't resist wishing a great friend a happy birthday! May the year ahead hold only sweet surprises!
19) For my dearest cousin, I love you so much! I hope you have a great day today, and may all your dreams come true!
20) Beautiful, kind, hardworking, strong, smart. That's only a few of your amazing traits, cousin. Happy birthday!
21) The journal of your life just has a few pages written… go craft the rest of your story with strength and courage, and may it be full of happiness and laughter! Have a very happy birthday, cousin!
22) It's finally your birthday, cousin! I can know use this opportunity as an excuse to tell you just how amazing you are. Happy birthday!
23) Sending the best birthday wishes to my dear cousin, who's always bright, happy, calm, and patient. I don't know how you manage to be such a superwoman!
24) Birthdays signal the end of a year, and the start of a fresh new one. The one thing that's never changed is our bond, and I hope I get to see plenty of you this year! Happy birthday!
25) Happy birthday, cousin! I hope you have a great day filled with sweet memories and lots of cake!
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Funny Birthday Wishes for Cousin
Funny birthday wishes for your cousin
26) They say age is just a number. In your case, it's true. You've never stopped acting like a little kid!
27) Today is no ordinary day. It's the day on which I get to steal my cousin's birthday cake, and we all know that you have the best taste!
28) I only have to look at you and see my crazy self reflected back at me to know that we're definitely family! Don't get too wild at your birthday party, and don't do anything that a quick “sorry” won't fix tomorrow!
29) Woo! It's your birthday, cousin! Let's celebrate all night long and regret it until your next birthday rolls around!
30) Cousins bring all the love siblings do, minus all of the bother. So glad to have you in my life!
31) There are no blessings quite as sweet as wonderful cousins. But of course, you'd know all about that because you have me.
32) Yes, you are pretty annoying, but so am I. I guess it runs in the family! Happy birthday, cousin!
33) Sending the warmest birthday wishes to the one relative I'll never pretend to be too busy for!
34) Happy birthday, cousin! Don't eat too much cake, because you'll get fat! (Totally not because I want some cake for myself!)
35) Even when you're old and toothless, you'll never lose your coolness! Wishing my dear cuz the happiest birthday ever!
36) Wishing you a birthday as awesome and cool as I am… wait, I meant to say as wonderful as you are. Oops.
37) Happy birthday to the best cousin, whose presence always makes me look more handsome than I already am.
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Funny Birthday Wishes for Cousin (Female)
Funny birthday wishes for your female cousin
38) Roses are red, violets are blue. Dinosaurs are old, and so are you. Happy birthday, cousin!
39) Woo! It's your birthday — the day on which you get treated like the absolute queen that you are. Wait, wasn't that every day of the year?
40) On this birthday, you'll definitely need glasses! Oh, you thought I meant reading glasses? No, I was talking about wine glasses! Happy birthday!
41) On the plus side, more candles also mean that you need a much larger cake to put them onto! Pig out to your heart's content today, sweet cuz!
42) As wine gets better with age, the same holds true in reverse. Enjoy your party, cousin!
43) All you need is love… and social media to remind you of the birthdays you'd otherwise forget, of course.
44) Never stop dreaming big, my dear cousin, but also remember to wake up and face reality once in a while.
45) Great thing you hate birthdays, because I'm sure you'll be working overtime today. Remember to take a break once in a while!
46) Sorry, but the store didn't have enough candles to put on your cake. You'll have to make do with being 25 forever!
47) In your old age, I hope you finally learn to do the ironing, because you've got some wrinkles that could use some smoothing out. Happy birthday!
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Funny Birthday Wishes for Cousin (Male)
Funny birthday wishes for your male cousin
48) You must have had lots of laughter in your life, because they say time flies when you're having fun. Can't believe you're already [X] years old!
49) I love you, cousin, you are a handsome boiiiiiii. Happy birthday! PS: You have a pretty cool personality too!
50) Forget about the past, that's history. Forget about the present while you're at it, because I'm totally broke. Happy birthday anyway, cousin!
51) For every candle you add, you lose one tooth. Happy birthday!
52) They say that the older you get the wiser you are. I'm really not sure about the wiser part, but I can tell with certainty that you are older! PS: Your gray hairs and wrinkles would give it away, even if I didn't know when you were born.
53) Some advice from your fiscal consultant: It's never too early to start making a will and planning your funeral, but it can be too late. Also, happy birthday.
54) If a person could count their wealth in wrinkles, gray hairs, and pant sizes, you'd be the richest of them all! Happy birthday, my “old friend”!
55) We should celebrate your birthday, but not too much. You're old now. But fortunately, you are not as old as you will be next year.
56) Age is just a number… and we know that math is not exactly your strong point!
57) The weather forecast on your birthday: periodic outbursts of laughter, a 37% chance of arguments, red weather warning for drunk and disorderly behavior, and a strong risk of getting older. Happy birthday!
58) I was planning to light a candle for each year you've lived on your birthday today, but the fire department wouldn't allow it.
59) Thanks to your diminishing visual powers, you'll never have to be scared of mirrors! Have a great one, cousin!
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Religious Birthday Wishes for Cousin
Religious birthday wishes for your cousin
60) On this day, I pray that the Lord will bless you with good health, great joy, and an abundance of love!
61) I wish you a truly happy and blessed birthday celebration on this day. I pray the Lord grants you a healthy life that shines as brightly as the sun itself. Love, always!
62) You make my world a better place by just being in it, and I know you have blessed countless others in the same way. On your birthday, I pray that the Lord will grant you eternal peace and infinite happiness. Have the most blessed birthday ever, and may your luck never run dry.
63) You, my cousin, are truly a beautiful gift from God. I pray that on this lovely day, the God's grace and mercy will touch your life and lighten your path. May you find great prosperity and happiness. Happy Birthday.
64) May you enjoy a fantastic birthday filled with blessings and love. May your happy moments always come more often than your sad ones, and may He guide you through the joys and the challenges. Happy birthday!
65) As you celebrate another birthday today, we pray that the Lord will shine His glorious light on you and guide you every step of the way. We are immensely grateful to call you a member of our family. Happy Birthday, my wonderful cousin!
66) Wishing my loving, passionate, and hard-working cousin an absolutely blessed birthday. I pray that God will see fit to bless you with good health, happiness, and the courage you need to keep being unique in the world.
67) May the Lord protect you and guide you until the day he brings you home to him. Have a blessed and wonderful birthday today!
68) On your special day, we thank God for your life and pray that He will continue to bless you and take you from strength to strength. May your birthday be as special as the life you live.
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Birthday Wishes for your Favorite Cousin
Birthday wishes for your favorite cousin
69) Shhh… don't tell the others, but you were always my favorite cousin. When we were little, we used to get up to no good and go on great adventures. You're all grown up now, but the memories will never fade. Happy birthday!
70) I'm incredibly glad to have you in my life, you know that right? I'm so happy to have grown up with a truly amazing friend like you. Happy birthday to the world's best cousin!
71) You've always been there for me, since I was a little kid, and I can't imagine my life without you. I wish you luck this year and hope that you have a happy birthday!
72) You're not just my favorite cousin, but probably my favorite person in the entire family. I love hanging out with you and laughing together. With you my my side, nothing is ever boring. Happy birthday!
73) I know we've argued plenty of times, but in the end, we both know we can count on each other, no matter what. The bond I have with you is so amazing, and I'm excited to celebrate your special day. Happy birthday, cuz!
74) Everyone knows that we don't get to choose our relatives, and because of that, I'm extra lucky that I got you as my cousin! You're the best!
75) I'm so proud of the person you've become and everything you've achieved so far. I can hardly wait to see how the story of your future turns out! Have a very happy birthday!
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Cousin Quotes That Describe Your Bond
The bond of family is strong, especially when it comes to your cousins. Shower your cousins in love by sharing these special quotes.
• Even when years go by, you greet your cousins like no time has passed because they are stamped on your heart forever.
• The love of a cousin keeps your heart warm in the cold seasons of life.
• A cousin knows everything about you and loves you for it.
• The bond of love between cousins is immeasurable.
• Though they may be away, the love of a cousin will always stay.
• Cousins are the friends that love you from birth.
• The love of a cousin holds a lifetime of memories.
• When others in your life sail away, the love of your cousin is always here to stay.
• If you ever want to see a piece of your childhood, just look at your cousins.
• The heart of happiness is tromping around hand-in-hand with your cousins.
• Friends might choose you at some point in your life, but cousins loved you from the start.
Cousin Birthday Quotes
Wish your favorite cousin a very happy birthday with these fun quotes. Whether you are looking to make them laugh or cry (happy tears), give these quotes a try.
• Somehow my cousins always age, but I never do!
• The plan was to buy you an extravagant present, but having me as your family is good enough.
• Though friends have come and gone, you have always remained close to my heart. Happiest of birthdays to my cousin.
• You are the brightest light in my life. I'm honored I was born your cousin. Happy birthday!
• On your birthday, I just want to say, "You have a great cousin."
• The day you were born was the greatest gift I ever received. Happy birthday!
• Though miles might separate us, the love is always the same. I'm glad you were born on this day to be my cousin.
• The world might only see you as one person born this day, but I see you as the most special cousin I could have ever have. Enjoy your birthday!
• May all your hopes and dreams come true on your birthday! Well… they already did because you were born my cousin!
• May this birthday open an amazing chapter in your life. Right after you share your cake with your favorite cousin.
• In a world where friends come and go, you mean the absolute world to me. Thank you for being my cousin and best friend.
• Have a truly spectacular birthday, cousin! And don't hurt yourself trying to blow out all those candles. Sincerely, your YOUNGER cousin.
• On your birthday, I just want to say that I'm glad God chose to give me a fun and fearless cousin like you. I mean, who else would I have gotten to do all those crazy things?
• May you continue to reach higher and higher with each year that passes, my spectacular cousin.
Cousin Best Friend Quotes
Cousins are many times our first and best friends. Tell your cousin how special they are as your best friend through these quotes.
• Cousins are the friends that God connects as family.
• Cousins are the friends you never knew you wanted, but that you want with you during the good and bad times.
• Cousins are the friends that grow with you.
• Cousins are the friends that will stomp through the mud with you as a child and hold your hand as an adult.
• Friends can come and go, but a cousin is a best friend for life.
• Blood might bond us as cousins, but being best friends is a choice.
• Nobody will ever know you as deeply as your cousins.
• Cousins are the best friends of your soul.
• Cousins are the best friends that will always understand your weirdness and like you anyway.
• Cousins are the friends that have had your back since childhood.
Famous Cousin Quotes
Cousins are the ones we laugh and play with. Enjoy your cousins through these famous cousin quotes.
• "Cousins are friends that will love you forever." - Constance Richards
• "Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself." - H. L. Mencken
• "Cousins are not those we do not know, but instead part of a family that also provide support and comfort." - Byron Pulsifer
• "Never forget who was with you from the start." - Ziad K. Abdelnour
• "Cousins are people that are ready-made friends, you have laughs with them and remember good times from a young age, you have fights with them, but you always know you love each other. They are a better thing than brothers and sisters and friends cause they're all pieced together as one." -Courtney Cox
• "Win, lose, or draw, you're all my cousins and I love you." - Chill Wills
• "Other things may change us, but we start and end with family." - Anthony Brandt
• "Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the cousins together." - Woodrow Wilson
• "Within our family, there was no such thing as a person who did not matter. Second cousins thrice removed mattered." - Shirley Abbott
• "I always call my cousin because we're so close. We're almost like sisters, and we're also close because our moms are sisters." - Britney Spears
• "Born as a cousin, made as a friend." - Byron Pulsifer
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Funny Cousin Quotes
• Your cousin is the brother God knew your mother could not handle.
• The craziness of your family is best understood by your cousins.
• Cousins are the friends that couldn't get away from you even if they tried.
• You should always keep your cousins close because they know all your secrets.
• Cousins always understand your level of crazy.
• Your cousins are the nuts that top your family sundae perfectly.
• Cousins are like a good mattress. They always support you when you need it the most.
• Cousins are the friends that are forced to share their toys with you.
• Cousins are crazy friends that will dance with you in the rain.
• Cousins we will always be. Whether you like it or not, we come from the same family tree.
• Keep friends close, but your cousins closer. They have way more dirt on you!
Shower Your Cousins With Love
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