Funny Birthday Wishes To Sister

If you have a sister-in-law, then you will know the joy of being gifted with a sister a little bit later in life. For many people, a sister-in-law means a special lifelong friend that can be turned to for advice in difficult times, and belly-aching laughs in good ones. You also celebrate many of life’s milestones with your beloved sister-in-law.

When her birthday comes around, it’s important to let her know just how happy you are that she’s part of your family. Although she may not have shared your childhood, she will be around for a long time to come.

Feel free to adapt them in any way that you see fit so that your sister-in-law’s birthday message is one that will mean the world to her.

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• How to Say Happy Birthday to a Sister-in-Law

• Heartfelt Birthday Wishes For Your Sister-In-Law

• Funny Happy Birthday Wishes For Your Sister-In-Law

• Inspirational Sister-in-Law Quotes

• Sister-in-Law Poems

How to Say Happy Birthday to a Sister-in-Law

Personalized birthday wishes are always a lot more special than generic ones are, and your sister-in-law is bound to feel wonderful after reading hers. Below are three simple tips on how to personalize her birthday card:

• Most of us have nicknames for the people close to us. If you have one for your sister-in-law, use it in the card. By addressing the card to her nickname, she will immediately be reminded of the special bond that the two of you share.

• What makes your sister-in-law special? What makes her shine out from other people? Perhaps she is a great mother, perhaps she makes your sibling happier than you could ever have imagined, or perhaps she is excellent at giving advice. Either way, try to include something in the card about what makes her so special. Make sure that whatever you write to your sister-in-law comes straight from the heart. This could just be a personality trait, or perhaps even a memory that you treasure most. Including it in her birthday card will make for a heart-warming moment.

• If your sister-in-law has a special nickname for you, be sure to sign the card with that nickname. This will pull the card together quite nicely and reinforce the idea of the bond that the two of you share – what could be more special than that?

When composing your birthday message to your sister-in-law, don’t rush into it and write something that you don’t mean.

Sit down, relax, reflect and take your time with it. The more effort you put into the card, the more she will love it. It’s the thought that counts, after all.

Heartfelt Birthday Wishes For Your Sister-In-Law

• I am so unbelievably happy that you are a member of our family! May the coming year bring you every wonderful thing you have ever wished for. Happy birthday to you, my special sister-in-law! Sending you all my love always.

Funny Birthday Wishes To Sister

• So many people refer to you as my "sister-in-law" or my "brother’s wife" when they speak to me, but I like to refer to you by your other title: my friend. I hope your birthday is as fun and fabulous as you are.

• To my beloved sister-in-law; you’ve always gone out of your way to include me in so many aspects of your life. I want you to know that I appreciate everything that you do for our family so much. You are warm, caring and have a generous nature. My wish for you is that your birthday is joyous, momentous and prosperous. Happy birthday!

• My darling sister-in-law, you may be our parents’ newest beloved daughter, and my brother’s treasured wife, but you are also my best friend. Thank you for bringing so much joy and happiness into all our lives. May this coming year be meaningful and bright. Happy birthday!

• Sister-in-Law, thank you for showing me that I can always rely on you. No matter what the issue is, you are a constant source of help and support. Thank you for being such an understanding and generous person, and I pray that your birthday is as warm, bright, and wondrous as you are! Happiest of birthdays to you!

• Happy birthday to my amazing sister-in-law. You may not have been born my sister, but you're my sister all the same.

• To my incredible sister-in-law, I hope this year’s celebration reaches new heights of happiness. I hope it is filled with plenty of laughter, love and all the people you care about. Happy birthday!

• Happy birthday to my sister-in-law! You make every day so much brighter with your smile. I hope you are treated to all of life’s sweetest surprises, not just today, but always.

• To my sister-in-law and in life: happy birthday! You have been a treasured gift ever since you joined our family. I wish you plenty of new, cherished memories on your special day. Wishing you plenty of joy and love in the coming year.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes For Your Sister-In-Law

Of course, everyone loves to receive a joke or two along with their birthday wishes. Take a look at some of our ideas for funny birthday messages for your sister-in-law:

• You drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals… you're everything I ever wanted in a sister-in-law. Happy Birthday!

• I smile because you're my sister-in-law. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it! Happy birthday.

• Happy birthday sister-in-law! Another year of surviving my brother…

• I know our family may be loud and crazy, but at least we are crazy about you! Happy birthday sister-in-law!

• To my dear sister-in-law: I was trying to think of the perfect gift to give you for your birthday… but then I realized that you already have the best gift: me as your brother-in-law. I couldn’t possibly top that, so I went for this bottle of your favourite red wine instead! Enjoy it – I hope it brings you as much joy as you bring to our family.

Inspirational Sister-in-Law Quotes

If you want to highlight how much you admire your sister in law, these quotes sum this feeling up beautifully:

Funny Birthday Wishes To Sister

• "She is free in her wildness, she is a wanderess, a drop of free water. She knows nothing of borders and cares nothing for rules or customs. ‘Time' for her isn’t something to fight against. Her life flows clean, with passion, like fresh water."― Roman Payne. Happiest of birthdays to you, my sweet sister-in-law! May you continue to thrive being the strong, inspirational woman that you are. I love you!

• "Always aim high, work hard, and care deeply about what you believe in. And, when you stumble, keep faith. And, when you’re knocked down, get right back up and never listen to anyone who says you can’t or shouldn’t go on."—Hillary Rodham Clinton. You are the embodiment of this quote, my dearest sister-in-law. May you continue to inspire us all in the coming year. Happy birthday to you!

• "I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me."
—Maya Angelou. Happy birthday to one of the most Phenomenal Women I know. You are the best sister-in-law I could ever have wished for.

• "Fill your life with women that empower you, that help you believe in your magic and aid them to believe in their own exceptional power and their incredible magic too. Women that believe in each other can survive anything. Women who believe in each other create armies that will win kingdoms and wars." – Nikita Gill. Thank you for always believing in me, and for always empowering me. Happiest of birthdays to you, my sister-in-law.

• “If you’re comfortable with yourself and know yourself, you’re going to shine and radiate, and other people are going to be drawn to you.” – Dolly Parton. I see this in you every day. Keep shining and drawing people to you. Happy birthday, my inspirational sister-in-law. I am so thankful that you have joined our family.

• "Each person is born with very individual qualities and potential. We as a society owe it to women to create a truly supportive environment in which they too can grow and move forward." – Princess Diana. Thank you for creating a supportive environment for all of us. We can never thank you enough. Happy birthday, sister-in-law!

• “I am learning every day to allow the space between where I am and where I want to be to inspire me and not terrify me. I can even ask for help! Not feeling that I have to know everything…that’s where the growth comes in, in the not knowing.” – Tracee Ellis Ross. You help me grow with every laugh, with every tale and with every chat we share. Happy birthday to you, my darling sister-in-law.

Sister-in-Law Poems

• We weren't sisters by birth, but we knew from the start… Fate brought us together to be sisters by heart.

• As a sister-in-law, you're great. As a friend, you are the best. To have you in our family, makes us all so truly blessed.

• To a very special sister-in-law, a happy birthday's due. With a wish that the year that lies ahead is wonderful for you.

• God didn't make us sisters by birth. Instead, He gave us a friendship with more worth.

• You're a really special sister-in-law, and every now and then, it's good to have a chance like this to tell you so again.

• They can call you sister-in-law, or my brother's wife. It doesn't really matter – you're a special person in my life.

• I'm so lucky to have a special sister-in-law like you. May all your hopes and birthday wishes come true!

She may be your sister by marriage, but your birthday wishes can make her feel like family. Use these ideas as inspiration and pen a message that means the world.



A sister is someone who can be your biggest support, cruelest rival, or your partner in crime. Sometimes you love her to death, other times, you want to kill her. Whatever the case, we know you love her and that is why we have brought the best and coolest Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages for Sister that will help you wish her on her birthday without showing too much love.

Funny Birthday Wishes To Sister

You both practically had the same childhood but it could look really different from your perspective than from hers. According to you, you were the favorite child and she was brought home from a trash bag and according to her you were the troublemaker and belong to the trash bag. So basically, it is all fun and fights and sugar and spice.

Anyways, you can run, you can hide but you still love her. We know, "aww". So, on her birthday, make her feel special with these Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages for Sisters which are as funny as the disses you people use for each other:

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister

• I could write a million songs about your grace and elegance – but mother always taught us not to lie.

• Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because you are dumb and you don’t even know it. Happy Birthday my dear!

• Happy birthday to you! You look like a Chimpanzee, and you belong in a zoo! There you go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!

• You know you get the most attention, right? So what exactly is the point of a whole day dedicated to you? Anyways, happy Birthday!

• To the sibling I am least embarrassed to be related to! Or am I? Happy Birthday to the coolest sister anyone could ever ask for!

• Happy birthday, Sis, I hope you can wear those diapers yourself now because I am not helping.

• I had a real funny joke about you prepared for this special occasion, but then I realized I didn’t want people to see me get my ass kicked by a girl.

• Out of all of siblings life has blessed me with you’re my favorite because only you can see the humor in receiving an empty box as a gift.

• Happy Birthday Sister. As a kid, you were a lioness. But with the rising age, you’re becoming a lazy cat.

• Enjoy your birthday this year to the fullest because who knows, after a few years, you might feel ashamed of your true age. Happy Birthday!

• Do you know, you are the luckiest person in the world, sis? Wondering why and how? Just because you have ME. I know, I‘m cool. Wish you to be the same. !

• I guess you’re probably expecting a joke about your old age or something along those lines, but… nah… I won’t say anything about that strand of gray hair I see above your right ear! Happy Birthday to my oldest sister!

• You're finally 21! Now you can legally do all those things that you've been doing since you were 16! Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes To Sister

• Have I ever mentioned, how wonderful and comfortable your clothes are? No? Ups, sorry, they really are. Thanks! Happy birthday, sis, and hope your closet will always be full.

• No matter how serious life gets, you've got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I've got you sis! Have a brilliant birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister

• I know that I am stuck with you for life, but even if I were able to pick another sister, I would still pick you. You are such a wonderful person, and I am so glad to be your sister.

• Happy birthday, sis! I love everything about you, no matter you’re with makeup or not, because those panda’s eyes are right for you. You look sweet. Congratulations!

• This year I decided to get you the type of gifts any beautiful young woman could use – a taser, pepper spray and pocket knife.

• I never thought that having a little sister would be similar to taking care of a tiny monkey, but I would never have it any other way.

• Today’s the day mom found you in a dustbin. You’ve grown up, but the smell just won’t go away. Happy Birthday to mom’s second favorite child.

• My sister is the best and most special sister… because we’re the same size and so I have double the wardrobe! Have a lovely birthday, Sis!

• Hooray it's your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn't have to share as kids! Today it's all about you – have fun and enjoy your special day!

• Congratulations with another new wrinkle on your baby face, sister! You still look pretty, no matter how old you are. And I’m not sarcastic at all.

• I told mom when we found you in the woods that if we brought you home, fed and treated you right, you would grow up to be a great person, and as usual I was right.

• It may be your birthday today but even if your 100 years old, you still always going to be my little monkey. Happy birthday, Sis.

• The best part of being your sister is having a best friend that is almost as pretty as me. Best wishes on your birthday!

• Birthday wishes nowadays are so full of lies. They may make you smile but the truth is you are not more beautiful than you were last year. Happy Birthday!

• You're truly one in a million – so kind, caring, and sweet. To be honest, I am not sure how we are even related! I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are.

Funny Birthday Wishes To Sister

• One more step closer to Alzheimer‘s, sis? Don‘t worry! Sometimes it’s good don’t remember things you don’t want. With this thing I congratulate you.

• I know you would have been so happy if I said, "you are aging so beautifully". But sadly. Lying is not one of my good qualities. Happy Birthday!

• Happy birthday little sister, now that you’re older I hope that makes you less evil of a bit of devil.

• No one can make me laugh like you do – especially when I look at your face. Happy Birthday Sister!

• The fact that you are now grown up and about to move out brings me to tears, as now I’m going to find money to hire a maid.

• Forget about your past and future, sis. Everything the most beautiful is waiting for you… near, next to the corner. And it’s me! Happy birthday, my darling!

• Do you know what amuses me the most? Seeing that you are unable to hide your age even with this heavy makeup. Happy Birthday, loser!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister

• Sis, you are like a parent, teacher and policewoman all rolled into one, and I’m still trying to figure out whether that’s a good or bad thing.

• Usually, wisdom comes along with age. It looks like you haven’t reached that age yet, so celebrate your birthday as crazy as it is possible! Happy birthday, sister!

• Having a sister is like being blessed with two of everything. Two closets, two sets of makeup, and two hearts that are always connected. Thanks for always sharing your things with me even when you didn't want to. Happy birthday!

• On your special day, I want to confess that I could never find a better crime partner than you. All of my cray ideas are implemented successfully just because of you. I’m so lucky to have a cute little baby sister.

• One more year has gone from your life and it seems like you are on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy Birthday!

• Happy birthday to my beautiful sister! On this important day I just want to wish you one thing – to find a sacrifice for your life, who has come up with your unpredictable character. I can’t do this anymore. I’m joking. You’re amazing. Congrats!

• Congratulations on your birthday, dear! Wish you always to get what you want, no matter what it is – even my last candy or bite. I‘ll try not to be very angry. Love you and happy birthday, sister!

• Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!

• It is said that if you don't do wild things while you're young, you'll have nothing to talk about when you're old. Happy birthday dear sister, I hope you have a *memorable* day!

• Be thankful that I remember your day. You owe me a tribute for remembering this mishap of your birth. Happiest birthday to the youngest and spoiled member of the house.

• Take two pieces of cake, one in each hand and you’ll be on a balanced diet. I wish you always be happy and skinny, my lovely beautiful sister!

Some wise person truly quoted, siblings can give kidneys to each other but not a glass of water. And we are here for the show. So keep being silly with your siblings and keep putting thoughts of adoptions in your parent’s minds. Till then, enjoy the birthday party.

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