You grab your wallet, phone, and keys and rush out the door, crossing your fingers you won't be late to your friends' wedding ceremony. In the back of the Uber you pull out the card you carefully selected вĐ" only to find yourself completely stumped on what wedding wishes to write.
Knowing what to write in a wedding cardĐ can be a tricky process. You want it to be heartfelt and personal, yet you don't want your wedding wishesĐ to be too over the top. You want to sound natural, friendly, sincere вĐ" most of all, you want to sound like you. вĐâš
Don't worry one bit, because crafting genuine messagesĐ is sorta our sweet spot.
In fact, rumor has it we switched to online greeting cardsĐ because of all the tear stains we caused in print. (Ok, that might not be true вĐ" but you have to admit it would make for one heck of a startup story.) Below, we're working our wedding wordsmithĐ magic to your benefit, giving you a few pass-the-tissues-messages to use as your own.
Wedding WishesĐ Etiquette: A Few FAQs
Before we dive into what to write in a wedding card, let's talk mannersĐ for your messages.
If you're close to the couple, use your best judgement on how to best communicate. Follow your instincts as to whether they'd be more receptive to warm, sweet sentences or would find your snappy one-liners a total hoot. And while each couple is unique, there are a few global guidelines to consider.
Is It Ok to Write âCongratulationsâ in a Wedding Card?
Fun fact: It used to be considered insulting to write âCongratulations!â to a brideĐ on her wedding day. In fact, it was considered improper to say congratulations (âbest wishesâ being the preferred term) because you were insinuating the bride was lucky to land herself a man.
Queue the eye rolls.
Luckily the Victorian-era rule has fallen out of favor, and it's completely acceptable to congratulate modern brides and grooms. In fact, we'd warrant a guess that many lovestruck couples haven't even heard of this timeworn taleĐ (and its probably best to wait until after the ceremony before giving them the history lesson).
Can You Send a Wedding Card After the Ceremony?
Technically, you have up to one year after the ceremony to send a wedding gift. If you're really crunched for time, simply focus on enjoying the ceremony and send your card and gift later on. However, try to get this done as soon as possible after the big dayĐ so time doesn't slip away from you.
What to Write on a Wedding Card: Ideas for Your Wedding Wishes
Even when a wedding cardĐ comes with a message included, it's always nice to add your own personal touch. You don't have to write multiple paragraphs вĐ" although, if the inspiration hits you, be our (wedding) guest вĐ" just a couple sentences will be enough to wish the couple well.
Below, we'll share a few sample messages to send your best wishesĐ to the happy couple.
Casual Wedding CongratulationsĐ
If you're friends with the couple, a casual âCongrats!â might be a wonderful message to send on their special day. Make your note short and sweet as much as it is natural and conversational. Here are some examples:
⢠Sending you lots of loveРon your special day. Can't wait to watch you two love birds walk down the aisle!
⢠Wishing the two of you the very best вĐ" can't wait to witness the two of you say, âYes!â
⢠Wishing you well as you begin your new lifeРtogether. HopeРyouРhave a happy day and an even happier marriage.
⢠I hope you two have a beautiful weddingРtoday. Sending you warm wishesРas you begin your new journeyРtogether.
⢠Wishing you nothing but a lifetime of happinessРtogether. Thanks for letting us be part of it!
Welcoming Messages to Send to Your New Family MemberĐ
If you gained a son- or daughter-in law, or a brother- or sister-in-law today, try your best to welcome them into your family. Remember: Gaining an entirely new family can be intimidating вĐ" try to acknowledge and celebrate this new relationship.
⢠I waited twenty-five years to have a sister! CongratsРto you two and welcome to the family!
⢠To my new son-in-law: Allow me to give you a little piece of marriage advice. Things will go a lot smoother if you remember, âThe wife is always right.â
⢠I couldn't have imagined a better husband for my brother. I'm so happy you two found each other, and so excited to have you in our lives forever.
⢠To our new daughter: We always thought of you as part of the family вĐ" today just makes it official. Congratulations, and welcome (officially) to our crazy family.
⢠Sending our warmest wishesРfor our ever-growing family. Happy wedding dayРyou two. Mazel tov!
Formal Wedding WishesĐ
If you're invited to a more formal ceremony, you may want to reflect that in your messaging. Extend your best wishesĐ and heartfelt congratulations, but perhaps save your quirky one liners and inside jokes for the cocktail hour.
⢠We're so happy you asked us to celebrate with you on this joyful day. We hope you share a wonderful lifeРtogether.
⢠We share such special memoriesРwith both of you, and we're so excited to witness this new chapter of your love story. Congratulations to you both!
⢠We hope you share a lifetime of loveРtogether. Congratulations and have a wonderful dayРat your wedding.
⢠The two of you have been such wonderful, meaningful friends to us. We wish you nothing but a happy lifeРand happy marriage.
⢠We wish you all the best todayРas you begin the rest of your livesРtogether. May you have a wonderful journeyРas Mrs. and Mrs.
Funny Wedding WishesĐ
If you're sending a note to a best friend, buddy, coworker, or someone who always appreciates a good laugh, a funny wedding messageĐ can be appropriate. After all, a sense of humor is part of any healthy marriage, right?
⢠Thank you so much for having us as part of your wedding day. But more importantly, thank you for the open bar and free booze.
⢠Now that you two are newlyweds, you better not go disappearing on us. If we go 30 days without seeing you, just know we fully intend to kidnap you for a night out. Love you guys!
⢠Lesson number one: There is no such thing as a perfect coupleРвĐ" there is only the perfect way to makeup (wink, wink).
⢠Remember in high school when we all thought we'd be a bunch of âold married couplesâ by 23? Wow, I'm so glad we were ten years late on that deadline. Congrats!
The Best Wedding Card MessagesĐ Come From the Heart
In other words, try not to overthink it.
If you received a wedding invitationĐ to join in on their ceremony, then you share some sort of connection with the couple. Whether you're lifelong friends, family members, or colleagues, the message you write should reflect your relationship. Use your best judgement when deciding whether a humorous, formal, or casual message will be best received.
If you're still on the hunt for wedding wishes, be sure to scroll through the full collection of wedding dayĐ invitationsĐ on Greenvelope. Our creative designers typically publish their cards with a short and sweet note, which can give you plenty of ideas for how to best craft your message.
A wedding becomes special with hours of planning and proper execution. And the best way to share those moments is by making them âpicture perfectâ and sharing them with friends and family. But do pictures alone share your emotions? Guess not.
Here are some wedding captions that would be a perfect add-on to your wedding day pictures.
Post these fantastic and impressive captions and grab everyoneâs attention.
⢠He stole my heart, so I decided to steal his last name.
⢠Diamonds are forever, and so is this love.
⢠Here begins the first chapter of our fairy tale.
⢠I love you beyond limits.
⢠Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
⢠Confetti here, champagne there, and love everywhere!
⢠It is only the beginningâŚ
⢠You are the peanut butter to my jelly.
⢠We may be troublesome together, but we donât care.
⢠Complementing and completing each other.
⢠I want to make our marriage a beautiful story.
⢠Unlocking a new level in my life.
⢠Having you in my life, I realized what it is like when a person means the whole world to you.
⢠The âI doâ crew.
⢠The best thing to hold onto in life is each other!
⢠When I count my blessings, I count you twice.
⢠This isnât our happy ending â itâs our amazing beginning!
⢠The glow on my face is a reflection of your love.
⢠All I want to do is grow old with you.
⢠Getting ready with my bride squad.
⢠My favorite part of my wedding was realizing that I didnât have to plan it anymore.
⢠You donât marry the person you can live withâyou marry the person you canât live without.
⢠The party doesnât start until the bride walks in.
⢠There are two big days in any love storyâthe day you meet the person of your dreams and the day you marry them.
⢠We go together like cake and icing.
⢠You whispered not in my ears but into my heart.
⢠A picture-perfect day.
⢠Forever is a long time, but I wouldnât mind spending it by your side.
⢠I realized I want to spend my life with this person.
⢠We are ready for new moments, new adventures, and new craziness in life.
⢠Pop the bubbly, sheâs getting a hubby.
⢠I have said the best âyesâ of my life.
⢠Being with you feels like being home.
⢠Marriage? It has a nice ring to it. The proof is here!
⢠With you by my side, I can win the world.
⢠Is it all a dream, or am I getting married today?
⢠Through thick and thin, weâll be together holding each othersâ hands.
⢠I have never seen anything so beautiful as you walking towards me.
⢠Your eyes meet mine, and our hearts start beating as one.
⢠Till death do us apart.
⢠Your laughter is my most favorite sound.
⢠I need you the way the moon needs the sun.
⢠Letâs write the next chapter of our lives together and fill it with magic.
⢠If I had two hearts and three chances, Iâd give you both, all three times.
⢠You are the person Iâm destined to spend the rest of my life with.
⢠As endless as the ocean, as timeless as the tides.
Funny Wedding Captions
⢠My mother told me to pick the best one, and I did.
⢠Thank you for reminding me what butterflies feel like.
⢠You have worked hard and deserved this promotion.
⢠Too late to turn back now. Weâre married.
⢠Iâm so glad you are still alive after months of wedding preparations.
⢠Every day, you prove that happily-ever-after exists.
⢠We have tied not only the knot but also our hearts and souls.
⢠Marriage looks like a walk in a park. Jurassic ParkâŚ
⢠This photo was taken *before* I started crying.
⢠Ever since Iâve met you, my face looks like a smiley emoji.
⢠I said, "Yaaaassss!"
⢠The alcohol helps me keep calm and dance.
⢠Does this dress make me look like a Mrs?
⢠I finally found my prince.
⢠I told him "I do," but I didnât mean the dishes.
⢠Someone said, wedding is expensive! I know now, looking at my balance.
⢠Marriage is two toothbrushes with one toothpaste tube.
⢠One swipe made our life.
⢠Can we skip all these official parts and ceremonies and proceed to serve the cake?
⢠Congrats on being stuck with me forever!
⢠A party without a cake is a meeting.
⢠It was love at first swipe.
⢠Can people please stop cutting onions during the ceremony?
⢠Darling, Iâm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
⢠Thatâs the day when we finally crashed.
⢠Get ready. Now a lot of your personal things will become common.
⢠Even if you get married, donât hurry to grow up.
⢠Itâs been an emotional day. Even the cake is in tiers.
⢠Sip, sip, hooray to the perfect wedding day.
⢠Congrats on signing your life away!
⢠Hereâs to a marriage that lasts meow and furever.
Wedding Captions For Guests
If you witnessed a beautiful wedding and captured special moments, post them, tag the bride and groom, and use a thoughtful caption.
⢠Watching these two get married makes me believe in love.
⢠Congratulations on your wedding! Now you donât have to worry about dying alone.
⢠They got married. I got drunk.
⢠Someday, I hope someone loves me a fraction as much as these two love each other!
⢠Many congrats to the couple who planned a wedding straight out of a Disney movie.
⢠They go together like cupcakes and frosting.
⢠The best kind of wedding is one that leaves your bellies (and hearts) full.
⢠I will come alone to the wedding party, but could you serve me the cake and champagne for two.
⢠This is the best thing we celebrated till day. Congratulations lovelies!
⢠Now accepting applications for new, single friends.
⢠Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. You guys must be truly insane or MADLY in love.
⢠Congratulations to the new Mr. and Mrs. of our group
⢠They tied the knot, now itâs time for a shot.
⢠Iâm here for the cake, what about you?
⢠The party doesnât start till we walk in.
⢠Congratulations to the happy couple! Yes, Iâm still single.
⢠Thanks for including us in your big day.
⢠These two weirdos are perfect for each other.
⢠I donât know what is going on here. I just came for cake.
⢠Happy to be a part of your big celebration.
⢠Ready to bust out my dancing shoes.
⢠Pop the champagne! Sheâs changing her last name.
⢠Congrats on making it o-fish-ial. Now, there are two less fish in the sea.
⢠Came for the couple, stayed for the cake.
⢠Did someone say champagne?
⢠Locked in for life! Iâll drink to that!
⢠Professional wedding hopper!
⢠My favorite people finally met their match.
⢠I always say you can tell a lot about a couple based on their wedding cake, and this couple is going to have the sweetest marriage ever.
⢠My plus one for this wedding is cake.
⢠Hereâs to love and laughter and happily ever after.
⢠If you invite me to your wedding, thereâs a 99.99% chance that I will crush it on the dance floor.
⢠Congrats on the wedding planning being over!
⢠Hand in hand, heart to heart, on this day your adventure starts.
⢠Another weekend, another wedding.
⢠All of our guests make us happy.
⢠Itâs not the quantity of the meat, but the cheerfulness of the guests, which makes the feast.
⢠Gratitude for joining us at our special ceremony.
⢠The cutest newlyweds I ever saw.
⢠Some people are worth melting for.
⢠They built this love from the ground.
⢠The wedding was great but these late-night snacks were the real star of the show.
⢠This day was so fun to photograph and I canât wait to share some more memorable moments from their day.
⢠âTil death do us a party.
Use a relatable caption for your wedding posts and make your romantic and fairy tale wedding stand out. Nothing does the trick like these lovely wedding captions to make memories that everyone can remember.
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So your friend or family member is getting married, and you want to write some funny wedding wishes on their card? Or maybe you're tasked with giving a speech at the wedding and you're wanting to make it humorous and memorable? Here are 100 Funny Wedding Wishes to share.
I am so happy for you! ButâŚ
We have all heard those cringeworthy stories about what Great Aunt Shirley had the nerve to say at Cousin Johnâs wedding. And right to the brideâs face! As guests, we want to provide warm, heartfelt wishes to the newly married duo. Unfortunately, not everyone is as great with a joke as theyâd like to believe. Or perhaps youâre great at well-timed humor most days, but making a joke that is appropriate for the occasion is where you fall flat. Whether youâre adept at crafting a good wedding pun, or you need a little help in the humor department, the below list will help you craft the perfect wedding wish while also getting that well-deserved chuckle.
How to Write Funny Wedding Wishes
⢠He Who Must not be Named:
The groom is smiling. The bride is absolutely glowing. You could not possibly be happier for these two. And you like him so much better than that last pain in the neck she was dating. You think to yourself, "I bet the groom would really appreciate hearing that!" STOP. He would not. Instead of telling either the bride or groom why they are so much better than that last punk, just state the positive by saying, "She finally got it right!"
⢠Gender Roles Arenât Funny:
Until they are. The world around is changing every day. Marriages are not as traditional as they once were. Perhaps the bride is planning to work while her new groom will stay home and raise the kids. Maybe the groom is the superior cook, and the bride is not allowed in the kitchen at all. Itâs ok to crack a joke about how the groom will make sure she doesnât burn the house down trying to use the oven. Regardless of who is taking on what role in the marriage, just walk right up to the groom, shake his hand, and say, "Congratulations. Itâs about time someone made an honest woman out of you."
⢠Daughter for Sale:
Pointing out that the brideâs parents are likely very thrilled to see their daughter married off and happy is also a tried-and-true wedding wish. Poking fun using this trope can be done in many ways. Perhaps make reference to the groomâs new father-in-law including a PS5 as part of his daughterâs dowry.
⢠Remember When?
Memories! We love them! In fact, we barely live in the moment anymore. Instead, we say we are making memories. Do you have a fond memory of the bride and groom? Was the groom working in the human resources department while the bride was in sales, and he was too nervous to ask her out? Any crack about how he risked having to write himself a reprimand in order to get the first date will be a great way to poke fun at that sweet memory. Any memory you can share about how the couple almost didnât get together is always good for a laugh.
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We are all funny in our own way. However, it is possible you are not funny in a way that will get that laugh. Or perhaps youâre not funny at all, and your friends are too polite to tell you. If it has been a while since youâve heard a chortle after one of your puns, it is likely youâre going to need to farm-out the funny to a freelancer. Share a few bits and pieces about the bride and groom, like how they met, how you know the two of them, and why you are happy for them. Spend a crisp $5 on Fiverr to have someone craft a wish from you that is both heartfelt and hilarious. Some writers even allow for revisions, so you can keep working with them to get the perfect amount of profound and playful into your wish.
Since you now have some direction to get started, take a moment to write down your favorite memories and other ideas in order to get ball rolling on your creativity. And if you happen to feel a bit of joke writersâ block, a quick walk away from the laptop will help clear that head. No need to stress! A wedding wish is always welcome even if it doesnât include a laugh.
He knew she was a keeper when she never got annoyed that he spent a day and a half with his buddies for the annual Fantasy Football draft. Seriously. It's a day and a half.
Thanks so much to the happy couple for letting us witness this union. And for the open bar. Mostly for the bar.
I remember a day when we celebrated a happy couple by eating cake. But this wall of donuts is cool, too.
If you're divorced inside of two years, will you reimburse me for that toaster?
I finally found someone who gets my jokes. At least I hope he gets them. If he was faking it, this is going to be a looong road.
Like a mysterious rash with unknown origins, may your love continue to spread all throughout your body.
We bless you with the good health to continue to fit into that dress for the next ten years. From year eleven on, all bets are off.
A good marriage is when you have someone there to laugh with you. And at you. Mostly at you.
Forgiving one another just as God through Christ has forgiven you. I mean seriously. If God can get over it, you can make an effort, too.
May the two of you commit to being honest, kind, and to at least consider using one of the fondue sets you receive today at least once a year.
They say that money cannot buy love like this. But having it is one less thing to fight about.
Best wishes to as you build a life together and may building that life require minimal trips to the Home Depot.
What made you decide to risk a 50% chance of divorce by spending tens of thousands of dollars to throw a party in a barn?
Such a beautiful couple is sure to create beautiful children. That won't change the part where those children will one day turn into little terrors who appear to be sent to destroy this most holy union.
It is no surprise that our groom landed such beautiful bride. You should've seen the chicks he was nailing back in college.
Welcome to the family. No, there's nothing we can do about Great Uncle Bob.
We're all so happy to be here and aren't just attending because of the free booze.
This marriage is a dream come true, and I'm so glad it's not the dream where the faceless man is chasing me in my old high school gym.
Some say, âMarriage is just a piece of paperâ. To those pessimists, I like to say âIt also has a number of tax benefits.â
Marriage isn't a journey. It's an evolution. Here's hoping that in 10 years, he's no longer an ape and is still erectus.
We raise a glass to all of you who kindly adhered to our âAdults Onlyâ reception. Don't worry, Auntie will surely be able to get red frosting out of her veil, Jaden.
May you love each other as much as our elderly relatives love conspiracies involving Bill Gates.
May the years ahead be filled with joy, happiness, and enough square footage so that you don't annoy one another.
Here's wishing you a lifetime of memories such as where to hide that stupid elf after you introduce one into your home to keep the kids in line.
May your marriage not just be blessed, but hashtag blessed.
May everyday be as special as your wedding day. But hopefully much less expensive.
Though we would have traveled anywhere to watch you wed, we'd prefer an actual cake to cake pops when we arrive. I mean really. Cake pops? They're tiny.
Always remember to love one another to the moon. But not back. Not yet at least. Let's see how things play out first.
Thank you for letting us share in your special day. Not to make it weird, but are there any bacon-wrapped dates left over?
Toilets seats left up. Socks not in the hamper. Unannounced mother-in-law visits. If you think your problems will be that easy, you really are going to need all the luck and well wishes in the world.
The key to a happy marriage is always to finish whatever you started binge-watching together. Netflix will tell you if she watched it while you were out.
May you have a long happy life navigating all the problems that are thrown at you. Even though one of you likely created most of those problem.
A big, heartfelt thank you to our entire wedding party. Now is as good a time as any to tell you that you will NEVER wear those bridesmaidsâ dresses again.
Love is patient. OK, get on with it. There is a carving station at the buffet, and I haven't eaten since 9 am.
The book for Ruth states âYour people shall be my peopleâ. That even includes your Aunt Martha.
Congrats to the happy couple! Sorry if that sounds informal, but I don't know how to spell congratulations.
Hate what is evil; Like inviting your mother over before I've had time to clean. Romans 12:9, kinda.
We're thrilled to add another leaf to our family tree. Here's hoping it doesn't turn brown and fall off by the end of October.
As you begin your new life together, remember that the old one is well-documented on at least three different social media platforms.
Thanks for including us on your special day. We know it's not free for us to attend.
We are so thrilled you traveled all this way to join us in celebration, and we're confident you'd have done so even if there wasn't an open bar.
When do you plan on starting a family? When? WHEN, Jessica?!? HAVE A BABY ALREADY.
Admitting when you're wrong will be a key to a happy marriage. It also couldnât hurt to avoid gloating when you're right.
It's easy to fall in love but tough to stay in love. I can't wait until 3 years from now to see which one you guys are.
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. Like even greater than coffee.
I knew the happy couple was meant to be when she learned about the autographed Kid Rock poster he still displayed and wanted to marry him anyway.
They say the worst thing a wedding guest could do is wear white. I'd say that's a distant second to stabbing the groom.
May you remember this day for years to come, and not just the part where the kitchen didn't make enough appetizers because Aunt Carol didn't get any.
On which dating app did the happy couple meet?
Cheers to a bright and happy future! Itâs a future that will never be as awesome as today because there will be kids there.
Wishing you all the happiness that sharing a mortgage can bring.
Let's celebrate the happy couple by eating salad out of a mason jar. And then hitting that mason jar with our forks until they kiss. Because wedding.
Ladies, marriage is just finding that special man and committing to spending one day a week folding his underpants.
I pray you are happier together each day. That means today is the least happy you will ever be. Let's all raise a glass to your crappiest day!
Please take the personalized matchbooks and bookmarks with you as a memory of the numerous arguments we had when deciding on them.
May you never grow tired of pulling fistfuls of your wife's hair from the shower drain.
A special thanks to those of you here who didn't RSVP. It was no problem finding an extra hay bail for you to sit on.
Though I secretly despise video games and judge you for playing them, this wedding marks the day where I no longer have to hold such feelings inside.
The bible tells us that a wife must respect her husband. It says nothing about having to fold his socks, but you'll probably be doing that, too.
The couple has been together so long, we had to tell the groom âShit or get off the potâ. We're so glad he decided to shit.
âGod lives in us and his love is made complete in us.â â1 John 4:12 âYou complete me.â -Tom Cruise
Cheers to our groom for snagging such a hot wife! You know he's broke, right?
I'm certain your marriage will be wonderful and blissful. Until you have kids.
We're blessed to have gained a new family member. We were growing tired of arguing with Uncle John on our own at Thanksgiving and could use the help.
Remember to care for and listen to one another no matter how stupid your partner's problems are to you.
We're all thrilled that bride is such a strong, self-assured woman who is not afraid to wear white ironically.
I don't know who decided that joining couples in matrimony should be accompanied by prime rib, but let's thank that guy!
May the happy couple continue to love, honor, and not make plans on Sunday when the Cardinals are playing. Unless it's a bye week. But it really all depends on whether theyâve been mathematically eliminated yet.
Please raise your glass of champagne, and let us all try not to talk about how or why the bride is drinking sparkling cider.
The wedding was beautiful. The groomsmen looked quite simply dashing in their Chuck Taylors.
May you be fruitful and multiply. But not for like, I don't know, another 5 years. Trust me.
We are all so thrilled that these two both decided to swipe right.
Ecclesiastes 4:9 states âIf either of them falls down, one can help the other up.â It states nothing about holding in your laugh.
May you two never get tired of sleeping together. I mean, it happened to Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, so be prepared.
The secret to successful marriage is to find a right person. May you refrain from strangling that person for years to come!
Congratulations on buying the cow. We hope it wasn't just for the milk, because as it turns out that's a very small part of marriage.
âI have found the one whom my soul loves.â âSong of Solomon 3:4. It's worth a mention that my head and heart just like you as a friend.
We can all see that love has put a twinkle in your eye. And we are thrilled it's not the kind of twinkles that needs 14 days' worth of antibiotic drops.
The heart wants what the heart wants. And apparently two hearts wanted all their friends and family to take off work and travel to wine country to eat chicken breast.
A heartfelt thanks to our groomsmen who had to escort three guests out of the reception for wearing jeans.
Here's to a long and happy marriage where you no longer bicker about the color of napkins.
May you learn early on in this union that the secret to a happy marriage is two thermostats.
Wishing you a long and happy marriage in that order. Because if it's not happy, it will certainly feel long.
As I sit here and listen to everyone wishing you peace and bliss, I canât help but wonder if they're being sarcastic.
At no other place would we see love being celebrated alongside women in formal gowns and cowboy boots. Except every other wedding ever since about 2022.
My feelings toward your special day can best be summed up the way the Gin Blossoms named their 2nd studio album: Congratulations, I'm sorry.
We are so happy to be friends with both of you. But mostly we're here because we know Becky's mom from work.
You have all of life's biggest decisions ahead you. Like which side of the bed you'll sleep on because it will never change even when you stay at a hotel.
To the bride, who has done a wonderful job pretending to like your sports teams even though she'd prefer to be reading a book or binge-watching Downton Abbey.
I take you as my husband, to have and to scold, or you can just put the dishes away where I asked you.
This may be one of the oddest things I've ever seen two people do just to score a free gravy boat.
Mark 10:9 states: âTherefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.â Don't let a lawyer tell you otherwise.
Are you hoping to welcome children in the future, or do you prefer to remain happy?
We have so enjoyed celebrating with the people we love. And the dates they felt the need to bring though we all know you'll be broken up inside of a year.
There's no one I'd rather spend thousands of dollars on mason jars with than you.
Among all the well-wishes, no one tells you the best part of marriage: Splitting the rent.
Falling in love is easy but staying in love is work. And spoiler alert: you do the work for free, and there are no paid vacations.
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