Best Funny Wishes For Best Friend Birthday

Is it your best friend’s Birthday? Are you looking for some great and funny quotes and wishes to throw at your bestie that is unique and yet special? Here we go with funny birthday wishes for my best friend. Our friends for life indeed don’t need a dignified and casual wish for the special day; we all wish to make it memorable by adding some humor and personal love to it. So, we went ahead to compile some of the best and crazy birthday wishes that are funny for our best friend.

Check them out, and we bet you and your bestie will have a good laugh with these funny birthday wishes.

Top 50 Trending Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Best Friend:

Here we go, we have worked around with the top trending and most crazy yet lovely and funny that can suit different kinds of wishes for your bestie happy Birthday.

Advance Funny Birthday Wishes to Best Friend:

Is your best friend’s Birthday coming up? Well, you can even start with the advanced happy Birthday wishes to make her birthday week more special. How about these which we compiled? They are funny and lovely too. These include both funny birthday wishes for best friend female and male.

1. Hello best friend, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m always here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again! Wishing you a tremendous lovely birthday in advance!

2. May your hair dye color and mascara never run! Advanced Happy Birthday, old lady!

3. Advance Happy Birthday, my dear great friend. I wish you a long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn you; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish as aging is the only way to live a long life!

4. Congratulations– you are now so old that if you were a purse, you would be considered vintage, but not a classic. Advance happy birthday, dear!

5. They say it’s your Birthday about to come and that you will be a year older. Here’s some wine to lessen the blow. Advance wishes, best friend!

Crazy Birthday Wishes and Quotes for Best Friend:

It’s the day of your bestie’s happy Birthday, and how about throwing some lovely yet funky wishes to him or her?

6. How does it feel to be in older age as you are? I wouldn’t know because I’m two years younger than you. Happy Birthday!

7. This year we will need a larger cake to fit in the number of candles for your age. Happy Birthday, my dear bestie; I wish you a year with lots of food and fat!

8. Hey, look at the bright side. You are one year younger than you will be next year. Have fun and birthday wishes to my best friend.

9. You are one year older. Let me console you by this – age is just a number, and you will grow old year by year. Happy Birthday!

10. As they say, with age comes wisdom. So I assume you are the wisest among all around us. Is it?! Happy Birthday, bestie.

11. I heard somewhere that wine and cheese get only better with age. Don’t be so happy – you are definitely neither of them. You look older than last year.

12. If you are already feeling old, I can try to console you. Just imagine how you will look ten years from now. I bet you are better. Happy Birthday!

13. You know you are getting very old when you realize your candles are costlier than cake. By the way, how many tons of candles should I buy this time, best friend?!

14. Do you know, If I have to choose between you, my best friend, and a million dollars, I will always choose dollars? You anyway are broke, why would I choose you?! Happy Birthday dear bestie, just kidding!

15. I decided I won’t get a birthday cake for you this year. I have taken an oath to cut down your weight. Happy Birthday my cutie bestie!

Short Funny Birthday Wishes and Quotes to Best Friend:

These are very short yet cute and funny lovely wishes to your bestie on occasion. Whether you want to send them as a message or wish directly, these shorter funny quotes for best friend birthday indeed are louder and beautiful.

16. Happiest Birthday to the most grasping and crazy friend for life. May God give all your money to me so that I can throw myself a grand party at least.

17. Don’t you think my friendship is the most significant birthday gift for you? Don’t even dare to expect a gift until and unless you through me a party. Happy Birthday!

Best Funny Wishes For Best Friend Birthday

18. Friendship is beyond everything. I mean,we all know you are ugly and idiot, still you are my friend. Happy Birthday!

19. Happy Birthday to the one and only person I would want always as my getaway driver!! May we have many more great times and unforgettable adventures together.

20. With each passing Birthday, you are getting close to become a senior citizen. As much as you may get angry, it’s the truth! Wishing happy Birthday to the senior citizen-to-be.

21. On your Birthday, I pray to give you a life long enough to see your teeth and hair falling. Happy Birthday!

22. Happy Birthday to my dear best lovely friend. The best facial and makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.

23. May you live as long enough to terrify your grand and great grand children with big wrinkles. Happy Birthday!

24. Funny Birthday Wishes for an Older Friend

25. Old age is all about one big joke until it hits you squarely in the face. Happy Birthday.

Sarcastic and Very Insulting Wishes for Best Friend:

Hey, they are, after all, your besties for life. How can the Birthday wishes be so dignified, right? We have very witty and sarcastic, borderline close to insulting happy birthday quotes and wishes to a best friend.

26. On the beautiful occasion of your Birthday, I want to redefine the definition of best friend and throw you out of my life. Happy Birthday!

27. The only reason I always tolerate your irritating face is that you throw a damn good birthday party. Happy Birthday my boy!

28. Considering the way you are aging, your legs will be hanging on the grave pretty soon. Happy Birthday my idiot friend!

29. Whenever I see you, I wonder how the hell this person has survived till yet. Happy birthday dude!

30. If I could get a tremendous gift to you on your Birthday, it would definitely be all my problem. Happy Birthday, friend!

31. Though I am always rude to you, I promise I won’t behave rudely on your Birthday. It will be unbearable. Happy Birthday my dear!

32. May the God shower everything you want in life except money, fame, and Lamborghini. So, that I get half of them from you. I am wishing you a joyous birthday!

33. Happy Birthday my dear best friend! I wish you get richer, smarter, and more beautiful with each passing day, but hey- ofcourse, not more than me.

34. May you survive longer to see your teeth falling and others eating your birthday cake. Happy Birthday!

35. Age is directly proportional to wisdom. In your case, it is inversely proportional. What a disgrace you are! Anyways, happy birthday dumbo jumbo.

Funny Belated Birthday Wishes to a Friend:

Well, how about even just extending or giving belated birthday wishes to your best friend and yet be sarcastic, funny, and witty! Isn’t it an excellent idea? We have some ideas.

36. Your Birthday slipped my mind. Well, but you never do. I love you, best friend, and belated Happy Birthday

37. I circled the date wrong in my calendar. Well, but better late than never. Belated birthday wishes, best friend. I hope you had tons of wine and fun to celebrate getting older.

38. I know I missed your Birthday, but do send in a piece of cake for me—belated wishes, best friend.

39. I want to be fashionably late, and you know my style. Belated Happy Birthday, my friend! Now throw me a party with lots of food and wine.

Best Funny Wishes For Best Friend Birthday

40. I know you are angry I missed your Birthday. But what to do, missing your Birthday is a laughing matter and funny for me, given that you are a clown! Belated birthday wishes!

41. Late birthday wishes are of course better than no wishes at all, whatsoever! Now, just be thankful that I remembered at all! Belated Happy Birthday to you, my friend!

42. I’m not one for holding onto things. But if you can remember way back to my last Birthday, you were late in wishing me well, and so I’m just returning the favor! Happy belated Birthday!

43. I know you may be upset I forgot your Birthday. But I know I am the best friend for you, so I saved the best for last—belated Happy Birthday, my dear best friend.

44. Good things come when you wait. I know I am the good thing in life, even if you disagree. I am always there to make you irritated and frustrated, and I will never stop—belated happy Birthday, bestie.

45. Belated Happy Birthday, friend. Now you are a year older and a day older than yesterday!

46. I circled the date and all in the calender, so I don’t have an excuse for forgetting your Birthday this time! But still, it happened! Happy birthday my pal, I’ll try to get my happy birthday messages to you on time next year.

47. Remembering your special day would be a little easier if you looked older. Happy late Birthday, to the best friend of my life!

48. I know I missed your Birthday, but how can you complete the celebrations without feeding me cake and food?! You have new surprises to make you happier after the special day—a belated birthday, my friend.

49. Missing the chance to be the first among your happy birthday messages is a crime- consider me guilty as charged! On the bright side, being one of your only belated birthday messages means that you’ll remember me all year as your criminally late, lovely best friend.

50. If you think I forgot your Birthday, no! I didn’t miss it; I just thought it would be cool not to get every wish on the same day—a belated birthday from your forgetful best friend.

We hope you enjoyed these crazy and lovely funny happy birthday wishes to give to your best friend. These are simple, light, and warm-hearted wishes that can brighten up the day of your loved one.



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Looking for the right words to express Happy 90th birthday wishes? Wondering what to write in a 90th birthday card? Try one of these cheerful quotes or greetings!

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Funny 90th Birthday Wishes

Make your favorite senior laugh out loud with one of these funny 90th birthday quotes!

• Lucky for you, vintage is in. Happy 90th Birthday!

• You're not old, you're a classic.

• I'm not saying that you're old…but your candles cost more than your birthday cake!

• Everyone gets to be young once. Your turn is over!

• It's your 90th birthday – feel free to wine if you want!

• I hope I'm as wonderful as you are when I turn 90…even just half as wonderful would be great.

• On your 90th birthday, remember – age is only important if you're a cheese.

• A true friend knows how old you are…and stays for the party anyway. Happy 90th Birthday!

• Don't get all weird about growing older. Our age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying us.

Best Funny Wishes For Best Friend Birthday

• May your 90th birthday be filled with magic moments…and lots of merlot!

• Happy 90th birthday to my best friend! Here's to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!

• Like fine wine, we get better with age. Or maybe we just feel better about our age with lots of wine. Happy 90th Birthday!

• Take every birthday with a grain of salt. Of course, this works best if the salt is accompanied by a margarita.

• A little medical advice for your 90th birthday. Eat lots of birthday cake – it's good for you! Studies have shown that the more birthday cakes you've gotten, the longer you live.

• Happy 90th Birthday to someone who is forever young!

• At 90, you're still playing with a full deck. Who cares if you shuffle a little slower?

• Thinking about getting a tattoo for your 90th birthday? The best bet would be your name and address.

• On your 90th birthday, remember: you're only as old as you feel. So don't go around feeling old people.

• Don't think of it as turning 90…think of it as turning 18 with 72 years of experience.

• You'll never be old as long as your mind is young and your heart is pure. In other words, you're screwed!

• 90?? Don't panic – you've still got it! The hard part is remembering where it is.

• Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter! Happy 90th Birthday!

• You're not getting older…you're increasing in value. Have a fabulous 90th birthday!

• With age comes new skills. Now that you're 90, you can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time!

• Turning 90? Keep in mind – you're only as old as you remember you are!

• Don't let turning 90 get you down…because it's way too hard to get back up again!

• Just think of 90 as 9 perfect 10s!

• If things really do get better with age, then you're approaching perfection! Happy 90th Birthday!

• Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.

• Don't pout because you have 90 candles on your cake. Just be glad you have the strength to blow the damn things out!

• Birthdays are good for your health! Studies have proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

Sentimental 90th Birthday Wishes

This is the perfect occasion to let your favorite senior know how much you care about them. Try using one of these sentimental 90th birthday quotes to express your feelings of friendship and love.

• When you look back over 90 years, I hope that your memories are warm ones. When you celebrate today, I hope that your heart is filled with love and joy. When you look forward to the future, I hope that all your dreams and wishes come true.

Best Funny Wishes For Best Friend Birthday

• I hope your 90th birthday is just as special as you are.

• Congratulations on your 90th birthday! You are truly an inspiration, and I feel so blessed to have you in my life.

• May you have a happy and healthy 90th birthday! I hope you enjoy many more beautiful days ahead of you.

• I'm so lucky to have someone as special as you in my life. On your 90th birthday, I hope that you are blessed with love, health and happiness.

• Happy 90th Birthday! It's wonderful being able to share such a special birthday with someone like you. You have a heart of gold, and are so warm, loving and kind to everyone you know. I'm so glad that we have such precious memories to share.

• You've gathered 90 years of amazing memories. I hope your birthday is a day full of new fun and surprises.

• Count your days by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Wishing you a joy-filled 90th birthday!

• I hope your 90th birthday is full of sunshine and rainbows, love and laughter. You deserve the best day ever!

90th Birthday Wishes for Mom

Looking for just the right Happy 90th birthday message for Mom? She'll love one of these sweet quotes!

• Your 90th birthday is a milestone that makes me realize that my love and respect for you grow stronger each day. Happy birthday to the best Mom ever!

• Sending you a 90th birthday wish that's wrapped up with all my love!

• Mom, Happy 90th Birthday! I hope your birthday is as bright as your smile, as sweet as your love, as fun as your spirit, and as wonderful as you are. Thanks so much for always being there for me.

• We have the perfect mother and daughter relationship. You're my mother, and I'm perfect. Hope your 90th birthday is filed with laughter and love!

• Happy 90th birthday to my amazing Mom! You're not only my mother, but you're my best friend. There is no one in the world that could ever take your place, and you mean more to me than you will ever know.

• I hope that the suns shines as brightly on your birthday as your love has always shone on me. Happy 90th birthday to the most loving mom ever!

• On your 90th birthday, I hope that you enjoy all the beauty and love that surrounds love. Thank you for being such a special part of my life.

• Thank you for being my heart's first home. I wish you the most amazing 90th birthday ever!

• You are more than just a mother to me…You are my guidance, my strength, my teacher and my best friend. Thank you for giving me all the best in my life! Happy 90th Birthday, Mom!

• Of all the moms in the world, I'm so grateful that I got you. I hope your 80th birthday is unforgettable!

• Happy 90th birthday, Mom! Now that I'm older, I want to thank you for never leaving me in a shopping cart and running away. That must have been tempting.

90th Birthday Wishes for Dad

Send Dad one of these cheerful 90th birthday greetings.

• Dear Dad, It's like you just turned 18. 72 years ago, that is. Happy 90th birthday!

• Happy 90th birthday to the greatest man in the world: my friend, my protector, my father.

• God must have sent you into my life so that I would always have love in my heart. I wish you the most amazing 90th birthday ever, Dad!

Best Funny Wishes For Best Friend Birthday

• Happy 90th Birthday, Dad! I wish you a fabulous birthday, because you are a fabulous Dad. Enjoy your special day!

• I'm thinking of you and all the wonderful times we've shared. Thank you for so many amazing memories and experiences! Happy 90th Birthday, Dad!

• As each year passes, I realize just how luck I am to have such a wonderful father like you. You will always hold a special place in my heart. I hope your 90th birthday is just as wonderful as you are!

• Having a Dad like you has made my life so much happier and more complete. I've learned so much from you, and I treasure every moment and lesson. On your 90th birthday, I want to thank you for all that you've done for me. I love you, Dad

• Superheroes are one in a million. An amazing Dad like you is one in a lifetime. Thanks for everything! Happy 90th birthday, Dad!

• Before you blow out the candles on your 90th birthday cake, I hope you'll take a moment to remember what a wonderful father and friend you are. I'm so blessed to have you in my life.

• No gift can ever match the love and affection you've given me all the years of my life. Have a fabulous 90th birthday, Dad!

• Dear Dad, Thank you for sharing your wisdom. Thank you for believing in me and always being there when I need it most. I hope you have the most joyous 90th birthday ever!

90th Birthday Wishes for Grandma

Looking for cute quotes for Grandma's 90th birthday? Here are some wonderful ideas:

• Happy 90th Birthday, Grandma! You make the world a better place to live in – a place full of happiness and joy simply be spreading your immense love and care. Thanks for everything!

• Thinking loving thoughts of you, Grandma – and wishing you a 90th birthday that's as special as you are!

• On your birthday, I'd like to say how much I appreciate all the little things you've done for me that have always made such a difference in my life. Wishing you a happy 90th birthday!

• Happy 90th birthday to the world's best Grandma!

• God has truly blessed our family with you, Grandma. I hope all your birthday wishes come true!

90th Birthday Wishes for Grandpa

• You are the coolest Grandpa in town. Happy 90th Birthday! Love from your favorite grandchild,

• Grandpa, I hope your 90th birthday is filled with love, joy, fun and laughter. I am so thankful to have you as my grandfather!

• All the wonderful times I've spent with you will be sweet memories for the rest of my life. You are such an inspiration to me!

• The best Grandpa in the world deserves a special greeting from his favorite grandchild. Happy 90th birthday, Grandpa!

• You've brought so much joy and happiness to my life. I love you, Grandpa – Happy 90th birthday!

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