Funny walking quotes
One of the great things about walking is the creativity it provides. You take those best view shots and let these wordsmiths provide the best captions!
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
~Noel Coward
The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.
~Jacqueline Schiff
Until you walk a mile in another man’s moccasins, you can’t imagine the smell.
~Robert Byrne
Some people walk in the rain; others just get wet.
~Roger Miller
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
~Ellen DeGeneres
Walking is good for solving problems — it’s like the feet are little psychiatrists.
~Pepper Giardino
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realise you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.
~Franklin P. Jones
Funny hiking quotes
The best hiking quotes are the funny ones. Enjoy!
Hiking is the answer, who cares what the question is.
~Unknown
Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.
~Demetri Martin
Never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost, and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that.
~Ellen DeGeneres
Hiking — much like drinking — is something that sounds more fun to the uninitiated than it actually is.
~Mindy McGinnis
Morning walk quotes
One of the beautiful things about an early morning walk is starting your day out right! Get inspired with these wise words.
An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.
~ Henry David Thoreau
This early piece of the morning is mine.
~Wallace Stegner
A morning walk gives the body a chance to forgive the trials and tribulations of yesterday, to shed its rubbish and mental clutter.
~Terri Guillemets
Early morning exercise will keep you active for the entire day.
~Lailah Gifty Akita
After a day’s walk everything has twice its usual value.
~George Macauley Trevelyan
In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
I like to walk in the morning. I like to sometimes go to a place where I’m all alone where I’m not going to get a phone call early that hurts my feelings, because once my feelings are hurt, I’m dead in the water.
~Francis Ford Coppola
With my basket and small hoe in hand, facing the sun, I go out for my morning walk.
~Hermann Hesse
Starting my day with exercise gives me a big mood and energy boost throughout the day and makes me feel like I’ve accomplished something right off the bat.
~Jake Knapp
Me thinks that the moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow.
~Henry David Thoreau
Walking the dog quotes
These make cute captions for your dog-walking pics!
Ever wonder where you’d end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?
~Rober Brault
I walk my dog every day but have no inkling of whether or not he thinks he is the one walking me.
~Boghos L. Artinian
Live life at the end of a leash.
~Unknown
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
~O.A. Battista
I named my dog "5 Miles" so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.
~Unknown
I don't have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody else's dog.
~Ingrid Newkirk
Inspirational walking quotes
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
~Lao Tzu
Just walk with me on this path and let the light that is inside us lead the way.
~JmStorm
It’s your road and yours alone. Others may walk it with you, but no one can walk it for you.
~Rumi
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
~Steven Wright
There is nothing like walking to get the feel of a country. A fine landscape is like a piece of music; it must be taken at the right tempo. Even a bicycle goes too fast.
~Paul Scott Mowrer
I dressed and went for a walk, determined not to return until I took in what Nature had to offer.
~Raymond Carver
Thoughts come clearly while one walks.
~Thomas Mann
I love walking because it clears your mind, enriches the soul, takes away stress, and opens up your eyes to a whole new world .
~Claudette Dudley
If you are seeking creative ideas, go out walking. Angels whisper to a man when he goes for a walk.
~Raymond Inmon
A walk in nature walks the soul back home.
~Mary Davis
I have walked myself into my best thoughts, and I know of no thought so burdensome that one cannot walk away from it.
~Soren Kierkegaard
Walk away quietly in any direction and taste the freedom of the mountains.
~John Muir
It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.
~Mother Theresa
In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks
~John Muir
Walking brings me back to myself.
~Laurette Mortimer
When you truly sing, you sing yourself free. When you truly dance, you dance yourself free. When you walk in the mountains or swim in the sea, again, you set yourself free.
~Jay Woodman
Walking together quotes
Be sure to check the next two topics as well – friends and love – for that perfect caption.
And even if they don't find what they're looking for, isn't it enough to be out walking together in the sunlight?
~Jess Walter
Walking together in an autumn night, not speaking a word, and letting silence do all the talking, my fantasy.
~Pallavi
I don’t mind if we don’t walk off into the sunset just as long as we always walk together.
~Unknown
If you want to walk fast, walk alone. But If you want to walk far, walk together.
~Ratan Tata
When you feel solitude is your only option, never be afraid to accept a gentle smile from a friend, and the warmth of another's hand in yours. Walking together is a better option, than walking alone….
~Virginia Alison
We’ll walk this road together, through the storms whatever weather, cold or warm. Just letting you know that you’re not alone.
~Unknown
Of all the walks we’ve taken together, this one is my favorite.
~Unknown
Walking Together. Creating Memories.
~Surabhi Rai
I want to feel your hand in mine as we walk through life together.
~Unknown
Walking with friends quotes
Good walks, good friends, good quotes – what more could you need to get rid of that bad mood? Find the right friends caption here.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
~Helen Keller
There are those few times when we were walking together and I fell down. Sometimes I haven’t wanted to get back up, but your hand was always there reaching for me.
~Unknown
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out.
~Walter Winchell
Best friends walk always together through a single path with hand in hand forever.
~Unknown
Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
~Albert Camus
Sometimes friends walk side by side, other times one behind the other, taking turns with the lead as one gets tired.
~Unknown
We are friends that are walking towards the same goal in life, and we give each other the strength and motivation that is needed. It is a very valuable gift from God which I’m so grateful for.
~Unknown
Walking quotes about love
Even an uphill struggle is easier when you have that special someone with you every step of the way.
We were just two people headed in the same direction, and walking together was better than walking alone. Love should be more than that.
~Bette Lee Crosby
Today I promise to hold your hand, cradle your heart, and lead you down a path of all that is good and true in this world.
~Lori Eberhardy
Love is not just about holding hands and walking together. It’s about promises and staying together.
~Alex Ezhil Arasu
Holding her hand in public is just another way of saying you’re proud to have her.
~Drake
Love is walking in the rain together.
~Unknown
We can walk together to reach the destiny of love…
~Rony Abraham Madappallil
Walking together is not a matter of love, it is all about how long and how far you walk together.
~Abi
Happiness and virtue clasp hands and walk together.
~Sophie Swetchine
Come, dear heart. Lean on me and let us walk this path together.
~Juliet Marillier
Keep walking quotes
Motivate yourself and others to keep going with these.
If you were alone and suddenly became blind, and even so you keep walking forward.
~Ayumi Hamasaki
Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet.
~Thich Nhat Hanh
He who limps is still walking.
~Stanislaw J. Lec
As long as you’re with me, I can walk miles together with you. Holding your hand forever.
~Nufaizha
One step at a time is good walking.
~Chinese proverb
Walking the path quotes
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.
~Frank A. Clark
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference.
~Robert Frost
Some people like to make a little garden out of life and walk down a path.
~Jean Anouilh
It's one thing to feel you are on the right path, but it's another to think yours is the only path.
~Paulo Coelho
Walking through life quotes
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
~John Muir
Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt.
~John Muir
Just put one foot in front of the other.
~Austin Peck
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.
~Dolly Parton
When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep on walking.
~Michael Patrick King
Walking with God quotes
When you walk with God, you're on the right path.
God placed your hand in mine. Now we walk together, forever.
~Ruben & Braceli
Anyone who truly walks with God, walks humbly. The closer we draw near to Him, the more we behold His majesty!
~Beth Moore
Those who understand nature walk with God.
~Edgar Cayce
It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
~Francis of Assisi
When all of us, different kinds of people, walk together in unity for the glory of Christ, the gospel looks really big.
~Matt Chandler
Only by walking with God can we hope to find the path that leads to life. That is what it means to be a disciple. After all — aren't we ‘followers of Christ'? Then by all means, let's actually follow him.
~John Eldredge
If I walk with the world, I can't walk with God.
~Dwight L. Moody
Walking with God doesn't lead to God's favor; God's favor leads to walking with God.
~Tullian Tchividjian
When I don’t understand something, I reach up and hold God’s hand. And we walk together in silence.
~Mahatma Gandhi
Those who walk with God, always reach their destination.
~Henry Ford
Walking captions
There’s no such thing as “too much fresh air.”
Needed a change of altitude.
To walk in nature is to witness a thousand miracles.
Hiking was the answer – can’t remember what the question was.
About halfway to somewhere.
Let’s wander where the WiFi is weak.
Keep calm and keep walking.
Walking together for a lifetime.
A walk in the woods sometimes means getting lost.
May the forest be with you.
Happiness is hiking with friends.
They told me to take a hike. So I did.
Be a solitary walker: walk alone, talk to yourself, and sometimes sing.
The Young and the Breathless.
It’s just a hill. Walk over it.
Always hike with someone in worse shape than you. The bears out there will know.
Walk more, worry less.
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
Walking in sunshine.
The view up here is breathtaking, and I know it’s all downhill from here.
I find walks cheaper than therapy.
Walking is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
May your best miles be covered on foot.
Conclusion: Walk on…
Now find that nature trail and walk yourself to good health.
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150+ Funny Hiking Quotes That Will Make You Laugh (+ Sharable Images)
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From the hardest hikes in the world, to the Incredible Hikes in Asia, our planet offers incredible mountains and hilltops to be explored. Here you will find more than 150 of the best funny captions to inspire you to continue exploring!
After years of traveling around the Planet, I realized that there was a way to fully enjoy and make my adventures even more special, and hiking turned out to be one of my passions! But when I was sharing and looking for some pictures of hiking on social media I realized that most of the content has been so serious… So why not make something different and laughable?
• Best Funny Hiking Quotes
• Short Funny Hiking Captions
• Funny Mountaineering Quotes
• Funny Quotes About Hiking With Friends
• Funny Hiking Captions Conclusion
Best Funny Hiking Quotes
"I’d like to stay here for a while and go wild" – Maïa Vidal, "Our Place
“Backpacking is the money spent on education.”
“An adventure a day keeps the doctor away.”
“Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.”
“You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.” – John Lennon, "Imagine"
“Let’s wander where the WiFi is weak.”
“Life is a trip. Plan your next vacation.”
“I got 99 problems, traveling is not one of them.”
“It feels good to be lost in the right direction.”
“We travel, some of us forever, to seek other places, other lives, other souls.”
“These boots were made for hikin’.”
“Life is simple. It’s just not easy.”
“Be happy, it drives people crazy.”
"Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead!"
– Hostelgeeks“Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.”
“Wander often, wonder always.”
“If traveling was free, you would never see me again.”
“People don’t take trips, trips take people.”
“We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.”
“This hike really piqued my interest.”
“Don’t let your dreams be just dreams.”
“No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.”
“Not all classrooms have four walls.”
“To travel, to experience, and learn is to live.”
“Speechless (and breathless!).”
“Fear is stupid. So are regrets.”
“My favorite thing is to go where I’ve never been.”
“The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.”
“Find a beautiful place and get lost.”
“Happiness is… a well-deserved vacation.”
“Walk more, live longer.”
“Life is short so smile while you still have teeth.”
“Hiking was the answer – can’t remember what the question was.”
“This difficult road better leads to a beautiful place.”
“These views are beautiful as far as the eye canyon sees.”
“We have nothing to lose and a world to see.”
“I think if I stop I’ll never start again.”
“We thought these funny captions about hiking were especially cute.”
“See those rocks? Don’t take ’em all for granite.”
“I haven’t been everywhere but it’s on my list.”
“Hoping this trail leads somewhere.”
“What were you saying? I lost my terrain of thought.”
“About halfway to somewhere.”
Short Funny Hiking Captions
“Finding paradise wherever I go.”
“Life is not meant to be lived in one place.”
“Catch flights, not feelings.”
“Start somewhere.”
“Can I help you?”
“I have an insane calling to be where I’m not.”
“Come, get lost with me.”
“I’ve got a bad case of wanderlust.”
Unknow“If you were looking for a sign, here it is.”
“Vacation state of mind.”
“Better an Oooops, than a what if.”
“Young dumb and broke.”
“Life is too short for bad vibes.”
“I’ve got a bad case of wanderlust.”
“Reality called, so I hung up.”
“The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.”
“Create your own sunshine.”
“Beach you to it.”
“Adventure awaits. Go find it!”
“Oh, the places you’ll go!”
“The world is yours to explore.”
“Let the adventure begin.”
“These vibes only.”
“Work, Travel, Save, Repeat.”
“Selfie for your thoughts.”
“Let your dreams take flight.”
“Collect moments, not things.”
“Permanently out of office.”
“Travel more, worry less.”
“One life. One world. Explore it.”
“Born to roam. Everywhere is home.”
“Don’t worry. Beach happy.”
Funny Mountaineering Quotes
“Needed a change of altitude.”
“I feel big until I get to the mountains.”
“Why is it that it is only after reaching the top that I realize I have to hike back down?”
“Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.”
“Gotta keep hiking, come hill or high water.”
“Take only memories, leave only footprints.”
Unknown“To unpathed waters and undreamed shores.”
“Work hard, travel harder.”
“I need 6 months of vacation twice a year.”
“Sky above, sand below, peace within.”
“Wood you like to go for a hike with me?”
"Every mountain top is within reach if you just keep climbing." – Barry Finlay
“I’m trying to mount-ain my distance.”
“What you were saying about hiking really piqued my interest!”
“The life you have led doesn’t need to be the only life you have.”
“Savage, not average.”
“I know I hike like a girl, try to keep up.”
“Do what you love and you will never be late.”
“Behind every great selfie is a bestie who approved it.”
“Deet is nature’s cologne.”
Mark Twain"The closer you are to nature the further you are from idiots."
“I might look like I’m listening but in my mind, I’m hiking.”
“Woke up feeling pine.”
“Hike more, worry less.”
“I think I’ve peaked!”
“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.”
“Keep calm and travel on.”
“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.”
“Vacation mode: on.”
“Love is the food of life, travel is dessert.”
“I’m not lost. I’m exploring.”
“Think outside. No box required.”
“Hiking – the only activity that completely empties my brain.”
"Sticking to the backcountry rivers, because they’re less mainstream."
“Who doesn’t like a good pun these are the best hiking pun captions of the bunch.”
“So many trails, so little time.”
“There’s no such thing as ‘too much fresh air.”
“On a date with mountains.”
“Hiking hair, don’t care.”
“Hiking is a hill of a lot of fun.”
“I went for a hike, now I feel oak-ay.”
"They told me to ‘take a hike. So I did."
119. “This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.”
Taylor Swift, "Change"“When in doubt, just travel.”
“Netflix and chill? More like Trailmix and Hill”
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." – Jack Handey
"Always taking the scenic route."
“May the forest be with you?”
"The view up here is breathtaking, and I know it’s all downhill from here."
“Hiking is all the range.”
“There! Right there is where I lost my damn mind!”
"I don’t get it. The trail looked so flat on the map."
“Getting to the top of the hill was such a re-leaf.”
“This hike? More like climb and punishment!”
“I just wanna kick it in the woods with my birches.”
“The easy path won’t lead you to the best views.”
“Walking tall.”
"Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee." – Demetri Martin
Funny Quotes About Hiking With Friends
“A true friend cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover.”
"Bring a compass. It’s awkward when you have to eat your friends."
"Here is a photo of my therapist and me."
"Happiness is hiking with friends."
“Non-biological sibs.”
"Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter."
"Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home."
“I knew it was meant to be when I loved you even when I was hungry.”
"Sharing adventures means enjoying them 100% more."
"Hiking side effects include sweating, euphoria, and general awesomeness."
"You are as helpful as a blister on a hike."
"Some women want diamonds… others just want a hammock, a campfire, and some peace & quiet."
"A good friend listens to your adventures. A best friend makes them with you."
Unkown"If you are too broke to take her on a date, go hiking and eat that bitch out on top of the mountain. Be creative boys."
"You keep me safe, I’ll keep you wild."
"Everyone needs someone who will call and say, ‘Get dressed. We’re going on an adventure."
"Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost, and you see a path."
"I hike to burn off the crazy."
"I might look like I am listening to you, but in my mind, I am hiking."
"Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice… some girls are made of adventure and wine and all things fine."
"Always hike with someone in worse shape than you. The bears out there will know."
Funny Hiking Captions Conclusion
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