Your best friend’s birthday is a holiday in your book. You take the day off so you can hang out with them from sunrise until sunset, and spend the entire month before planning a day of their favorite activities with some of their favorite people. They’re the peanut butter to your jelly and the Stevie Budd to your David Rose. On their special day, you just want them to feel as loved and appreciated as possible. These funny birthday captions for best friend will definitely give them heart eyes, and remind them that you’ll always be their bestie.
• "You don't get older. You simply level up."
• "It’s your birthday, so I have to post this picture. You know the rules."
• "You’ve been sassy since birth."
• "TFW it’s your best friend’s birthday, and you don’t know what to post, so you post every pic you think they look cute in."
• "Cake, cake, cake, cake." — Rihanna, "Birthday Cake"
• "This photo dump is brought to you by your birthday."
• "Aw, look at you growing up and sh*t."
• "Today’s itinerary: celebrate my best friend, and literally nothing else."
• "You run this beach on your birthday and every day."
• "There’s snow much to be grateful for on my best friend’s birthday."
• "These aren’t just any lattes. They’re birthday lattes."
• "Bestie went off on their birthday."
• "On your birthday, I want to let you know that you'll always be my favorite cup of tea. But, for now, let's pop the champagne."
• "Do you prefer sourdough, wheat, or white for your birthday toast?"
• "It's scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer."
• "Another lap around the friendship sun."
• "We're practically the same person, so it sort of feels like my birthday, too."
• "I almost sent you a real birthday card. Thankfully, my internet connection came back."
• "I know you’re supposed to keep your birthday wish a secret so it’ll come true, but you’re going to tell me, right?"
• "If that’s not a cause for alcohol, I don’t know what is!" — Moira Rose, Schitt’s Creek
• "We party like it’s your birthday every day, but today we have the perfect excuse."
• "Tell me it’s your best friend’s birthday without telling me it’s your best friend’s birthday."
• "This might be the year you become TikTok famous."
• "I love you more than Chipotle, and that’s a whole lot."
• "That birthday glow, though."
• "It is your birthday." — The Office
• "Smash Mouth was right. The years start coming, and they really don’t stop coming."
• "Made in China? Are you taking me to China?" — Jessica Day, New Girl
• "Here’s the only person I’d do TikTok dances with."
• "All you need on your birthday is balloons and a #fire bestie. (I’ve got both covered.)"
• "If someone hasn’t told you yet, you’re a quarter-of-a-century years old."
• "Feeling honored to have picked out your birthday outfit."
• "The fire emoji doesn’t stand a chance against my bestie on their birthday."
• "Go, bestie. It’s your birthday."
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Looking for the right words to express Happy 90th birthday wishes? Wondering what to write in a 90th birthday card? Try one of these cheerful quotes or greetings!
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Funny 90th Birthday Wishes
Make your favorite senior laugh out loud with one of these funny 90th birthday quotes!
• Lucky for you, vintage is in. Happy 90th Birthday!
• You're not old, you're a classic.
• I'm not saying that you're old…but your candles cost more than your birthday cake!
• Everyone gets to be young once. Your turn is over!
• It's your 90th birthday – feel free to wine if you want!
• I hope I'm as wonderful as you are when I turn 90…even just half as wonderful would be great.
• On your 90th birthday, remember – age is only important if you're a cheese.
• A true friend knows how old you are…and stays for the party anyway. Happy 90th Birthday!
• Don't get all weird about growing older. Our age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying us.
• May your 90th birthday be filled with magic moments…and lots of merlot!
• Happy 90th birthday to my best friend! Here's to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!
• Like fine wine, we get better with age. Or maybe we just feel better about our age with lots of wine. Happy 90th Birthday!
• Take every birthday with a grain of salt. Of course, this works best if the salt is accompanied by a margarita.
• A little medical advice for your 90th birthday. Eat lots of birthday cake – it's good for you! Studies have shown that the more birthday cakes you've gotten, the longer you live.
• Happy 90th Birthday to someone who is forever young!
• At 90, you're still playing with a full deck. Who cares if you shuffle a little slower?
• Thinking about getting a tattoo for your 90th birthday? The best bet would be your name and address.
• On your 90th birthday, remember: you're only as old as you feel. So don't go around feeling old people.
• Don't think of it as turning 90…think of it as turning 18 with 72 years of experience.
• You'll never be old as long as your mind is young and your heart is pure. In other words, you're screwed!
• 90?? Don't panic – you've still got it! The hard part is remembering where it is.
• Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter! Happy 90th Birthday!
• You're not getting older…you're increasing in value. Have a fabulous 90th birthday!
• With age comes new skills. Now that you're 90, you can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time!
• Turning 90? Keep in mind – you're only as old as you remember you are!
• Don't let turning 90 get you down…because it's way too hard to get back up again!
• Just think of 90 as 9 perfect 10s!
• If things really do get better with age, then you're approaching perfection! Happy 90th Birthday!
• Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
• Don't pout because you have 90 candles on your cake. Just be glad you have the strength to blow the damn things out!
• Birthdays are good for your health! Studies have proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Sentimental 90th Birthday Wishes
This is the perfect occasion to let your favorite senior know how much you care about them. Try using one of these sentimental 90th birthday quotes to express your feelings of friendship and love.
• When you look back over 90 years, I hope that your memories are warm ones. When you celebrate today, I hope that your heart is filled with love and joy. When you look forward to the future, I hope that all your dreams and wishes come true.
• I hope your 90th birthday is just as special as you are.
• Congratulations on your 90th birthday! You are truly an inspiration, and I feel so blessed to have you in my life.
• May you have a happy and healthy 90th birthday! I hope you enjoy many more beautiful days ahead of you.
• I'm so lucky to have someone as special as you in my life. On your 90th birthday, I hope that you are blessed with love, health and happiness.
• Happy 90th Birthday! It's wonderful being able to share such a special birthday with someone like you. You have a heart of gold, and are so warm, loving and kind to everyone you know. I'm so glad that we have such precious memories to share.
• You've gathered 90 years of amazing memories. I hope your birthday is a day full of new fun and surprises.
• Count your days by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Wishing you a joy-filled 90th birthday!
• I hope your 90th birthday is full of sunshine and rainbows, love and laughter. You deserve the best day ever!
90th Birthday Wishes for Mom
Looking for just the right Happy 90th birthday message for Mom? She'll love one of these sweet quotes!
• Your 90th birthday is a milestone that makes me realize that my love and respect for you grow stronger each day. Happy birthday to the best Mom ever!
• Sending you a 90th birthday wish that's wrapped up with all my love!
• Mom, Happy 90th Birthday! I hope your birthday is as bright as your smile, as sweet as your love, as fun as your spirit, and as wonderful as you are. Thanks so much for always being there for me.
• We have the perfect mother and daughter relationship. You're my mother, and I'm perfect. Hope your 90th birthday is filed with laughter and love!
• Happy 90th birthday to my amazing Mom! You're not only my mother, but you're my best friend. There is no one in the world that could ever take your place, and you mean more to me than you will ever know.
• I hope that the suns shines as brightly on your birthday as your love has always shone on me. Happy 90th birthday to the most loving mom ever!
• On your 90th birthday, I hope that you enjoy all the beauty and love that surrounds love. Thank you for being such a special part of my life.
• Thank you for being my heart's first home. I wish you the most amazing 90th birthday ever!
• You are more than just a mother to me…You are my guidance, my strength, my teacher and my best friend. Thank you for giving me all the best in my life! Happy 90th Birthday, Mom!
• Of all the moms in the world, I'm so grateful that I got you. I hope your 80th birthday is unforgettable!
• Happy 90th birthday, Mom! Now that I'm older, I want to thank you for never leaving me in a shopping cart and running away. That must have been tempting.
90th Birthday Wishes for Dad
Send Dad one of these cheerful 90th birthday greetings.
• Dear Dad, It's like you just turned 18. 72 years ago, that is. Happy 90th birthday!
• Happy 90th birthday to the greatest man in the world: my friend, my protector, my father.
• God must have sent you into my life so that I would always have love in my heart. I wish you the most amazing 90th birthday ever, Dad!
• Happy 90th Birthday, Dad! I wish you a fabulous birthday, because you are a fabulous Dad. Enjoy your special day!
• I'm thinking of you and all the wonderful times we've shared. Thank you for so many amazing memories and experiences! Happy 90th Birthday, Dad!
• As each year passes, I realize just how luck I am to have such a wonderful father like you. You will always hold a special place in my heart. I hope your 90th birthday is just as wonderful as you are!
• Having a Dad like you has made my life so much happier and more complete. I've learned so much from you, and I treasure every moment and lesson. On your 90th birthday, I want to thank you for all that you've done for me. I love you, Dad
• Superheroes are one in a million. An amazing Dad like you is one in a lifetime. Thanks for everything! Happy 90th birthday, Dad!
• Before you blow out the candles on your 90th birthday cake, I hope you'll take a moment to remember what a wonderful father and friend you are. I'm so blessed to have you in my life.
• No gift can ever match the love and affection you've given me all the years of my life. Have a fabulous 90th birthday, Dad!
• Dear Dad, Thank you for sharing your wisdom. Thank you for believing in me and always being there when I need it most. I hope you have the most joyous 90th birthday ever!
90th Birthday Wishes for Grandma
Looking for cute quotes for Grandma's 90th birthday? Here are some wonderful ideas:
• Happy 90th Birthday, Grandma! You make the world a better place to live in – a place full of happiness and joy simply be spreading your immense love and care. Thanks for everything!
• Thinking loving thoughts of you, Grandma – and wishing you a 90th birthday that's as special as you are!
• On your birthday, I'd like to say how much I appreciate all the little things you've done for me that have always made such a difference in my life. Wishing you a happy 90th birthday!
• Happy 90th birthday to the world's best Grandma!
• God has truly blessed our family with you, Grandma. I hope all your birthday wishes come true!
90th Birthday Wishes for Grandpa
• You are the coolest Grandpa in town. Happy 90th Birthday! Love from your favorite grandchild,
• Grandpa, I hope your 90th birthday is filled with love, joy, fun and laughter. I am so thankful to have you as my grandfather!
• All the wonderful times I've spent with you will be sweet memories for the rest of my life. You are such an inspiration to me!
• The best Grandpa in the world deserves a special greeting from his favorite grandchild. Happy 90th birthday, Grandpa!
• You've brought so much joy and happiness to my life. I love you, Grandpa – Happy 90th birthday!
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Last modified: February 18, 2022
A friend is someone who is endeared to you. In fact, “there’s a friend that sticks closer than a brother.” One of the best times to let your friends know how much they mean to you is during their birthdays. You may not have money or other luxurious gifts to give them on that day, but a well crafted birthday wish can be valued more than money and the most precious material gift you can think of.
And, your birthday wishes to a friend can be appreciated even more when you integrate lively humor to put a smile on your friend’s face. This is why we’ve created this database of hilarious greetings for your pals, so that you will never get stuck when it comes to funny messages to send to a friend on his or her special day.
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Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends
• Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend in deed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?
• Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way to live a long life!
• Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.
• Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.
• My dear girlfriend, how old are you today? Never mind, I already know the answer as always, +1. Best wishes on your birthday.
• They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. Happy birthday, dear friend.
• There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
• Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.
If you find your new age hard to swallow, just add some… Tequila!
• Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver!! May we have many more good times and unforgettable adventures together.
• A great friend is like your favorite pair of underwear. They’re comfortable, you’ve had them for a few years, and they make you feel confident.
• Happy Birthday, my dear friend. I hope you don’t mind that I invited Sir Robert Mondavi and Sir Yellowtail over for dinner tonight.
• Cheers to you on your special day! I hope your day is as memorable as the day you were born.
• Happy Birthday to my dear friend. I hope when we’re old and our future children put us in a home, we’ll be roommates or at least across the hall from each other. Our coffee & gossip dates will continue on!
• You’re inching closer to that 50—Shades of Grey, my friend. I hope you remember when you were 13 Going on 30. It wasn’t like you were a 40 Year Old Virgin or anything. Enjoy your special day. Celebrate like it it’s Independence Day but I hope you don’t suffer from The Hangover tomorrow. Happy Birthday.
• Happy Birthday to someone that is still my friend even though she knows how many bodies are buried under the house and how many skeletons are in my closet. I find you one disturbed woman. Happy Birthday, my dearest and weirdest friend!