Weddings are big events, and taken seriously by those involved. But sometimes it is appropriate to offer a bit of fun to the big day. Especially when it's someone like your best friend getting married.
That's where a funny wedding message comes in. A few funny words or a funny quote can be a great way to break the ice or calm their nerves.
And who better to have a joke with than a best friend? You know each other as well as anyone.
So if you want something funny to say or write in a wedding card for your best friend then the messages and quotes below should be ideal.
• Funny Wedding Wishes for Best Friend
• Funny Wedding Wishes for Female Best Friend
• Funny Wedding Wishes for Male Best Friend
• Funny Wedding Quotes for Best Friend
Funny Wedding Wishes for Best Friend
• Keep calm and don't do it Congratulations bestie!
• You will have moments when you really love each other… then there will be the rest of the time!
• “Spending time with friends” will now be a distant memory. Try not to forget me!
• Look at you two getting married, while here I am still swiping right on Tinder! Congratulations, pal
• Congratulations for embarking on life's journey called marriage… which is either a two way street between compromise and sacrifice or a one way street to divorce!
• I know a good travel agent if you change your mind? If not, have a wonderful wedding!
• I know I am going to have an awesome time attending your wedding because I will be reminded of all the money I will be saving by not getting married. Congratulations my best friend!
• Your wedding marks the end of your love story and the start of a new everlasting headache!
• You’ve finally found someone who understands your weird jokes. Hold onto them forever!
• What do late night parties, outings with friends and lazy weekends have in common? They all disappear after you get married. So cheers to this new chapter!
Funny Wedding Wishes for Female Best Friend
• Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight
• Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore
• I know I am going to have an awesome time attending your wedding because I will be reminded of all the money I will be saving by not getting married. Congratulations!
• A person is incomplete without a spouse, but you’re finished with one. Enjoy married life!
• Your kids grow up and move out. Your husband never does. Just sayin’. Best wishes for your wedding
• I guess your wedding isn't all bad, at least now you'll annoy someone else when you're bored! Congratulations to us both!
• If you were dying to cook for someone your whole life, you could have just come to me! Only kiddin', congratulations!
• The secret to a happy marriage? I'll tell you… it's a secret!
• Congratulations. You can look forward to everyone asking “when are you going to get married” to stop and "when is the baby due" taking its place
• Congratulations on your first adopted baby – your husband!
Funny Wedding Wishes for Male Best Friend
• Some future advice for the Groom: the most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it… once!
• I'm happy that you are getting married, but does that mean I have to buy two birthday gifts every year instead of one?
• Knowing the entrepreneurial couple that you are, I was wondering if you could give me some insider tips so I can place my bets on how long you both will last? Congratulations for getting hitched
• Never forget these two powerful sentences that can spell the difference between war and peace. Those are "You’re right, dear" and "Okay, buy it".
• It’s like a give or take relationship. You either give or she knows how to take it. Happy married life my friend
• Marriage: Where "Yes Dear" are the magic words
• You are really lucky, as you got an opportunity to choose your prison. Happy wedding! Congratulations my best friend
• From single to married, from available to busy, from no worries to no money – are you sure you want to do this?
• Congratulations – you just paid for a whole bunch of your friends and family to have the biggest party of their lives
• I will pass on some of my wisdom to you my friend: the most important four words for a successful marriage: “I’ll do the dishes”
Funny Wedding Quotes for Best Friend
• “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?” – George Carlin
• Marriage – the only day people cheerfully escort you to your sufferings ahead. Have a nice married life!
• Marriage is like ‘I accept the terms and conditions’ without actually reading them. Happy Wedding Day!
• All weddings are happy. It's living together afterwards that's difficult!
• A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal
• Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering
• Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and spade
• “A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
• “Why do married people live longer than single people? I think it's because married people make a special effort to live longer than their partner – just so they can have the last word” – Janet Periat
• “Marriage: sometimes soulmates, sometimes cellmates” – Rory Elder
• The only difference between marriage and stupidity is that marriage is expensive while stupidity comes free of cost
We hope you these quotes and sayings have helped you to find the perfect wedding message. A few funny words can help to lighten the mood on the big day.
As long as you are their for your friend and can offer them your support as well as a joke or laugh then you'll have the best funny wedding wishes for a best friend.
There are many moments in your life that you will never forget, one of which includes the wedding of your best friend.
Getting married is right up there with all the major milestones in a person’s life. When someone very dear to you gets hitched, it will be a very exciting day that both you and the newlyweds will never forget.
It’s often an emotional affair when your best friend gets married. It’s because they will no longer be just your best friend, confidante, partner in crime, or travel buddy. They will also be somebody’s husband and somebody’s wife from this day forward.
But it will also feel like the stars are aligning, because your best friend finally found someone who’s worthy of their love.
When best friends get married, you don’t really lose them to their new husband or their new wife. It may feel like the end of an era, but your heart is just about to get bigger and fuller.
Here are some wedding wishes to a bestfriend that you can give on their very special day.
• Wedding Wishes to A Friend That’s More Like a Sister or A Brother
• Wedding Wishes to A Friend That Are Funny and Sentimental
• Wedding Wishes to A Friend for Life
• Perfect Wedding Wishes for your Best Friend
Wedding Wishes to A Friend That’s More Like a Sister or A Brother
I know that you have found the person you will spend the rest of your life with. I know that he will be all that you hope he will be, and that he will exceed your expectations. I know that you will have a blissful married life, and that your home will be beautiful, warm, and cozy all year round. I know that you will be a wonderful mother to your future children, too. I know all this because I have known you the longest, and I know just what an incredible human being you are. May today be the start of a wonderful life together. I wish you a happy life and an everlasting love. Congratulations and best wishes.
Today marks the beginning of the rest of your lives. There will be many changes that will take place, but there will also be things that will remain the same. If you must remain the same, remain the bright-eyed, kind, loving, and generous person that you are. If you must change, be more courageous, patient, forgiving, and spontaneous. You cannot control everything that happens to your life, but you can control how you’re going to react or deal with it. May your married life be all about wonderful revelations and incredible discoveries. You deserve all the love and happiness in the world. Here’s to more memorable moments and cherished memories.
I know that your life together as husband and wife will be a happy, exciting, and colorful one. You are two of the most amazing people I know, so there will never be a dull moment with you two. Thank you for including me in your love story, and for sharing every high and low. Because of you two, I know that love is not perfect, but it can be the most wonderful and magical thing to have. May you never grow tired of loving and taking care of each other. Keep inspiring us, because you show us single people just how relationships should be done. Cheers to a lifetime of exciting adventures together. Best wishes and congratulations!
Today marks a very important day. This is the day that you will become husband and wife. Today is the day you will start building a life together. I wish that you will always come together in faith and hope, and that you will always be joined by your promise of love. Not everyone can be as lucky as you, because a lot of people spend a lifetime looking for that one special person. Now that you have each other, may you always honor each other and celebrate your love. Here’s to a lifetime of love, joy, and abundance. Congratulations and best wishes!
A sweet new chapter in your lives has begun. Congratulations on taking that first big step to forever. I wish that your hearts will always be full of love and happiness. When there are obstacles that must be overcome, may you always have each other’s guidance and support. When there are bills to pay, dishes to be washed, and kids to be fed, may you always have the other to boss around. Just kidding. No two people can do a better job at married life than you guys, because you are fun, kind, loving, and patient. Married life will not always be a bed of roses, but I’m confident that you will do a phenomenal job. Best wishes to you, newlyweds!
Wedding Wishes to A Friend That Are Funny and Sentimental
When I learned that you were getting married, the first thought that came to my mind was that you must be pregnant. I know relationships scare the hell out of you, so why in the world will you be getting married? But you were on a collision course with love. Just like that, you met your soulmate. Just like that, the rest is history. You have fallen head over heels in love, and you took back everything that you said about love, romance, and marriage. I’m just so glad that you realized what a huge mistake you’re making by holding out on love and marriage. I’m so glad that cupid hit you straight in the heart and you’re on your way to becoming a wife!
I keep telling you that you will soon find a match, and your days of fooling around will be over. I must be psychic, because soon after that you met your girlfriend, who then became your fiancé, who then became your wife and future mother of your kids. Man, you’re on a roll here! I wish that your happiness will last for a lifetime. I wish that you will grow better each day as a man and as a husband. May all your dreams come true, and may life always be good to you and your lovely wife. Cheers, and congratulations on your wedding.
I have been impatiently waiting for this day to arrive, and now that it’s here, I don’t know what to feel. I always thought that we will grow old together and have parties every night at the old people’s home. But I also always knew that you will live a life of love and happiness with that special person, and you will have many loud and crazy kids and grandkids. You’re on your way to having that beautiful life, and I’m so happy that you are making it happen. I wish you a married life that fills you with pride, happiness, and inspiration. May your future be as bright and beautiful as the person you are. Congratulations and best wishes, my friend!
I can’t think of two people who are more deserving of genuine love and happiness. You are my best friends, and I couldn’t be more thrilled that you are choosing each other to spend forever with. You are about to write the next chapter of your lives, and I know that’s going to be a real page-turner. I know there will be plenty of love and romance, as well as suspense, intrigue, mystery, and murder. Just kidding! I’m praying for you both and your happy future. Don’t worry, because by this time next year, it will be your turn to wish me a happy married life! Best wishes to a very loving couple.
My very best wishes to two of the most wonderful people on the planet. You’re the lucky ones, because you found one another in this world of a gazillion people. What you have is extraordinary, and I feel honored that I’m witnessing the unfolding of your love story. It was not an easy journey, but I’m so glad that love conquered all. When two people are meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart. I wish not only for a magical wedding day, but a life of unending love and joy. Best wishes and congratulations, and may you share many, many years together.
Wedding Wishes to A Friend for Life
I’m so blessed because we have witnessed so many milestones in each other’s lives. Your getting married is another one. I wish you all the best as you begin another chapter of your life, this time with your husband. May the love that brought you together bind you forever. May your love be fruitful and give you beautiful sons and daughters. May you always enjoy married life for the adventure that it is, because it will not always be fun and games, or hugs and kisses. There will be many challenges along the way, but there will also be many defining and unforgettable moments that you will treasure forever. Wishing you all the best today and always!
Congratulations on your wedding! I know that you will make each other very happy, and that you will make a life together that the rest of us will feel envious about. You are not only lovers, but you are also each other’s best friends. For me, that’s what successful marriages are made of. I wish that being husband and wife will only strengthen the bond that you share and grow your love for one another. You have taken a big step, but there’s nothing to worry about. I know that God will bless you with gifts bigger and more beautiful than you imagined.
You guys are living proof that true love exists, and that soulmates can end up marrying each other. I’m so lucky because I witnessed the beginning of your love story, and I’m so proud because I was responsible for getting you two together. We all try to find that special person that we can spend the rest of our lives with, and I’m so glad that you have found yours. I wish you a life of joy, love, success with your husband and future children. You deserve all the blessings that are coming your way. Congratulations and best wishes!
I’m the happiest person because two of the kindest and most wonderful people I know got married today. I wish that your wedding day is just as beautiful and magical as you’d imagined, and that your life together as husband and wife will be full of love and happiness. May your love grow ever stronger, and may you always have one another’s hands to hold during the most difficult times. You have waited so long to finally be husband and wife, so I know that you will not screw it up! Warmest wishes on your wedding day, and the best of married life to you!
Some words of wisdom on your wedding day: If you want a loving and lasting marriage, work on building trust, growing your love, and treating each other with kindness and respect, no matter what you’re going through, and no matter what you’re feeling. If you want your children to grow up and become good people, show them that love and kindness are two things that really matter in life. I wish you all the luck, happiness, and love that this world can give. May today and every day that you’re together be always filled with magic. Congratulations and best wishes!
But don’t worry because we saved some more of the really good wedding wishes for last.
Perfect Wedding Wishes for your Best Friend
On your wedding day, I want you to know that I’m rooting for you two to be together for your entire lifetime. Remember that marriage is a companionship, partnership, and friendship. Whenever you feel like saying something hurtful to each other, walking away, and giving up, remember this day and the magic of your love. I wish you both love and happiness every day.
I have never seen two people more in love than the both of you. You are a match made in heaven. I pray that your marriage will be blessed with love, laughter, loyalty, and many cute kids that I can spoil rotten! Congratulations and best wishes!
Best wishes to the newly married couple as you embark on this journey together. It’s a very exciting time, and my wish is that you will remain this in love with each other for many, many years. Cheers to a wonderful life!
May this be the beginning of a wonderful life together. You are one of my favorite couples because of your love and devotion to each other. You complement each other in so many ways. May your love for one another ever grow stronger, and may your days be always filled with fun and laughter. Congratulations and best wishes!
Getting married to each other is the best decision you have ever made. Anyone can see that you’re destined to be together. There’s no denying your incredible chemistry, and your love for each other radiates in everything that you do. Best wishes and stay happily in love forever!
My heart is bursting with happiness knowing that you have finally married the love of your life. I pray that you will always be happy together, as happy as you are today. Remember this day whenever there are challenges in your relationship. I love you and I wish nothing but the best for you. Best wishes!
I wish you a very happy and fulfilling life together as husband and wife. I just know that you will be one of those married couples who can make marriage look so easy. You are my favorite couple and I know that there’s nothing that your love cannot overcome. Congratulations, guys!
May good times always be present in your marriage, and may the bad times be always short and temporary. I wish you nothing but love and happiness, in crazy and ridiculous amounts. You are simply perfect for each other. Love truly won today. Best wishes on your marriage!
I wish you a love that grows every single day and year after year. Whenever I look at you two, I believe in the magic of love. Thank you for reminding all of us that love always finds a way. I’m so happy that you’re married. Congratulations and best wishes!
Wedding wishes will always be full of emotions, especially when the person getting married is your very best friend. It’s okay to cry and feel like your heart is breaking. But it’s even better if you feel excited and elated and shower them with love and affection.
Keep your wedding wishes classy, funny, sweet, sentimental, or whatever the mood calls for
Craft the sweetest, sincerest, and most beautiful wedding wish by reflecting on all the moments that you shared over the years.
It will resonate with your best friend and even with all the people in the room.
I run this blog to bring light and joy to people across the world. When I am not coming up with new wishes and quotes I enjoy walking my dog with my husband Max and I also sing in our local gospel choir. If you like my website the best compliment you can give me is to share it with your friends and family. Thanks so much for reading, sharing, tweeting and pinning all my work! Susan xx