I love giving ideas on amusing greetings to make someone laugh on their special day.
Happy birthday to you if yours is today. I know you're old . . . but try to smile. Enjoy!
• You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
• When I have a birthday, I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
• You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
• Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
• When I was born, I was so surprised that I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
• Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
• With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
• The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
• I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
• You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
• You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar . . . Yung No Mo.
• I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
• You’re not 40, you’re 18 . . . with 22 years of experience!
• Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
• You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!
• Old enough to know better, young enough to still do it.
• Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
• I’m just here for the cake.
• If you want to look young and thin on your birthday . . . then hang around a bunch of old, fat people.
• Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday . . . and assume I said them. Happy birthday!
• There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday, but never remembers her age.
• Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
• Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, "Happy Birthday."
• Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
• Looking 50 is great . . . if you’re 60.
• Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
• So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
• It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
• Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit . . . but check it for wrinkles first!
• You’re so old that when you looked at your birth certificate, it said expired.
• People say that the good die young, so I guess that make you an old badass!
• It’s proven that at the age of 41, you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
• Another year, another new place that aches.
• It's okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.
• An old fart is as good as a new one.
• Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
• The younger you try to look, the older you actually are.
• Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
• May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
• Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
• You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age."
• Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
• The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
• No wise man ever wished to be younger.
• Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
• When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui, and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
Happy birthday to you and yours!
xiansheng chen on July 05, 2022:
nice
navrajvir singh on November 23, 2022:
great
Laviza on September 24, 2022:
natty on September 07, 2022:
awesome quotes!
JeanReinhart on November 02, 2022:
Required gift ideas for my daughter already ordered a big cake and venue for celebration. but the gift is pending also if you have any best birthday wishes for daughter also send me it will be very greatfull.
tech3331 on January 28, 2022:
Wonderful article to read. Thanks for sharing this.
Marie Johnson12 on July 01, 2022:
ravi on April 01, 2022:
you can post even this video
Jeremy Rawlings on January 13, 2022:
Plenty of ideas all on the one hub!
lucas on January 13, 2022:
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from Louisville, Ky on September 20, 2022:
Hi bac2basics,
First I would like to wish you a happy belated birthday. Im sorry to hear it wasn't great as all birthdays should be. Think about it this way; at least you have plenty more to come.. Im glad you enjoyed this hub and I wish you a great birthday next year.
from Louisville, Ky on September 20, 2022:
Jennzie,
Thanks for reading and happy early birthday...
Anne from Spain on September 20, 2022:
Hi Fresh. I couldn´t help but read this hub after seeing the photo..Hilarious. I love numbers 28 and 30. It actually was my birthday a week ago today, and I was having a really bad one..shame I hadn´t picked this great hub up then. Oh well never mind...maybe next year will be a great shin-dig. Thanks for the laugh.
Jenn from Pennsylvania on September 20, 2022:
My birthday's not for another 2 months but I still really enjoyed these quotes. 🙂 Voted up, funny and shared!
from Louisville, Ky on July 18, 2022:
Thanks tillsontitan! Im glad you enjoyed them. And yes, that is one of my favorites also. Thanks again for reading.
Mary Craig from New York on July 18, 2022:
These are a laugh riot! One is better than the other; among others I liked "Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." Loved it!
Voted up and funny.
Here are 31 happy birthday wishes for coworkers that are short and sweet and will get your message delivered quickly.
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I wish a life full of adventures and heartwarming moments for the best colleague of all times. Happy Birthday.
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You make this place tolerable — and that’s not easy! Happy Birthday! (Let’s grab lunch/drinks soon!)
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Your birthday is a promise that life has more to offer you, more plans to make, more goals to reach and more dreams to see come true. It’s a pleasure to wish you a happy birthday.
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Happy birthday to you. We still don’t know how old you are. Only you, God, and Human resources know your real age.
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I feel blessed for having such an incredible work partner. Thank you for your guidance, I learn so much from you. Happy birthday, wishing you a wonderful celebration.
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Faith, union and patience are the secrets of progress. I wish you to remain firm on these golden principles throughout your life. Happy Birthday.
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Happy Birthday To My Wonderful Co-worker. Wishing you all the success and happiness in the world!
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Birthday congratulations to our absolutely terrific colleague. Wishing you and your family the most abundant blessings. Be always happy.
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The warmest birthday greetings to my dear coworker. My work days are more lively and fun with you. Thank you for your cheerfulness. Wishing you only the best in everything that you do.
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In honor of your birthday, our team decided it should be party time. We’ll go out to party while you stay here and handle our deadlines.
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Today is a perfect occasion to say that I truly like sharing my work days with you, my colleague. Your presence somehow makes all the environment more cheerful and comfortable. The greatest wishes on your birthday.
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We are glad that you’re a part of our team. Wishing you the best of blessings and good luck on your birthday.
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Wishing you a great birthday and a memorable year. From all of us.
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You’re such a fabulous co-worker that they could pay me peanuts and I would still want to work with you.
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Today is the day when you should really start living your life to the fullest. Be happy.
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I would take the privilege to tell you that you are a perfect co-worker and a friend. Hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are.
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Happy Birthday to the world’s best coworker. Feel free to send a similar message to me on October 11th when it’s my birthday!Just a quick note to wish you a Happy Birthday. Here’s to a healthy and prosperous year ahead!
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Happy Birthday. You’re not just our co-worker, you’re also a great friend. Here’s hoping this year’s celebration is the sweetest one ever!
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Happy Birthday To My Amazing Co-worker. The meetings, the deadlines and the conference calls can wait. Today is all about celebrating someone very special, who makes coming to work so much fun.
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Dear colleague, your hard work, determination and enthusiasm is a great source of inspiration to everyone of us. Wishing you a wonderful day and prosperous life.
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Happy Birthday. Balloons, cake, lots of fun and laughter. That’s the only way to celebrate a co-worker as awesome as you! Enjoy your special day.
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Happy Birthday. I am so fortunate to have a co-worker and friend as wonderful as you. I hope all your wishes come true today and in the year ahead!
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I have a perfect gift for your birthday – I’ll do one of your not-so-loving work for you. It’s perfect idea, right? Just don’t use my goodness too much.
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This job has tons of benefits and being on a team with you is one of the best ones. Have a great Birthday and a great year ahead.
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Wishing you strength and persistence in reaching all your greatest goals, my colleague. Be happy and have a great celebration.
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Happy Birthday. Here’s to a cool co-worker who means business when it comes to celebrating. Time to kick up your heels and have some fun!
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Wishing you a relaxing birthday and happiness in the year to come.
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Happy birthday to my incredibly awesome colleague. Wishing you a fabulous celebration tonight and sizable promotion this year.
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Happy birthday to my great colleague who makes work more rewarding and to be honest more fun.
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Wishing you the best on your birthday and everything good in the year ahead.
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Wishing you all the happiness you deserve. Have a wonderful birthday!
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I hope you enjoyed this list of funny happy birthday wishes for a coworker to share some celebratory words on their special day.
40 Happy Birthday Quotes For Friend
Find a Happy Birthday quote for a friend to wish them a happy day on this special occasion.The birthday of a friend is a reason to celebrate. Make them feel special and appreciated by recognizing the day they were born. Share one of these quotes with them and bring a smile to their face.
Inspiring and encouraging quotes to share with your pal!
• May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks.
May your heart be as light as a song.
May each day bring you bright happy hours,
that stay with you all year long.
Irish Quotes and Saying
New Day
• May your dreams come true in the coming year.
May each day be filled with nothing but cheer.
Happiness is wished for you dear gal,
Happy Birthday to My Pal!
Dream
• Life is better with someone like you in it. Wishing you happiness and sunshine in the coming year.
Meaningful Quotes
• Times have changed my Friend, but the one thing that has not changed is that we keep aging together each year.
Funny Quotes
• Warmest wishes go your way for all that makes you smile on this special day!
• Forget the failures of the past year and stay focused on the success that you'll have in the coming year. Yesterday is gone, your birthday it is, so be happy my friend, you have reached another year!
Failure
• The passing years are like teachers. They show us the right way to do things. So, my friend, with all your experience next year should be a good one. Happy Birth'd.
Teacher
• You are my sister, you are my friend. We will be pals to the very end. Happy Birthday to my Sis-Friend.
Sister
• A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy. Abhishek Bachchan
Birthday
Friendship Poems
• What age is happiest?
Had you asked me,
I would have made this plea:
the Now is best.
Wilhelmina Stitch, The Happiest Age
Birthday Poems
• Enthusiasm and happiness you bring to others, my friend. May the people surrounding you on this your birthday bring you more. Kate Summers
Enthusiasm
• Happy Birthday to you, my friend. You deserve a great day.
• We have gone through the valleys and seen the mountain tops during our friendship. This birthday I wish you only mountain tops for the coming year.
Mountain
• May God give you many blessings on this day and for the coming year.
• When we are together I feel like I can just be myself. No matter what I say or do you never judge. You truly are a great friend. Happy Birthday, thanks for being you. Kate Summers
Thank You
• My friend, just a number is all that is age. Life is like a book, so keep turning the page.
• You are a great pal
I think you are swell
Born you were today
May you be happy in every way!
Happy
• On this special day, I want to thank you for always being there. A true friend you are. Wishing you a Happy Birthday and many more!
Happy Birthday Wishes
• You listen, you understand, you are fun to be with. So on this birthday may you have lots of fun, hugs, and love from all of us who love you, my dear friend. Kate Summers
Love and Friendship
• (Birthday Advice) Don't ever rob a bank. Enjoy life. Have fun. Choose to be happy now; don't wait until you're 'successful'... Peter Farrelly
Graduation
• When I am feeling down, you act like a clown.
You make me smile too when I feel blue.
I am never depressed when I'm with you
Birthday wishes to you for happiness in all you do.
Catherine Pulsifer
Depression
• You are amazing and wonderful and that is what I hope your birthday will be like - amazing and wonderful. Theodore W. Higginsworth
Amazing
• Your determination and persistence are an inspiration to me. Your perseverance is admirable. But, your friendship is precious. Have a Happy Birthday.
Inspirational
• Date of birth is a funny thing
When you were younger you use to sing
My companion, my friend, be happy still
Living this long is really a thrill!
Funny Birthday Quotes
• The world keeps changing but you my friend remain true. Happy Birthday
• A birthday could be considered a new beginning. My friend may the coming year see all your dreams come true.
New Beginning
• Birthdays come and go, but friends like you make the years happier. Theodore W. Higginsworth
• An extra dose of happiness is sent to you this day. Because friends like you make this world brighter I must say!
Happiness
• Oh, my friend, we have seen the years fly by, and as we age may our friendship continue to grow with each year passing.
Friendship
• My friend, I appreciate you. And on this birthday may only good things come your way.
• On this birthday, I send you Oprah Winfrey's quote, "Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance." May every day be one that you do this.
Dance
• I can't imagine life without you, my friend. Happy Birthday.
• May sunshine and happiness surround you when you're far from home... May good fortune be with you and may your guiding light be strong. Rod Stewart, Forever Young
Sunshine
• My dear friend, we have been through lots, but you always find a smile. So on this day as you age, I sure hope you are smiling! Byron Pulsifer
Smile Poem
• You have always been an ally
May the day never come we say goodbye
As friends like you are rare to find
Remember you're only as old as in your mind!
Goodbye
• It doesn't take a birthday for me to be thinking of you, but still, birthdays bring special thoughts and best wishes to you.
Thinking
• Memories of birthdays past, laughing and happiness we always share.
So on this your birthday my friends I just want you to know how much I care!
Memory
• Heres' hoping your day is filled with sunshine and sparkles. You deserve the best of birthdays. Happy Birthday to a cool friend!
Cool
Friendship Quotes
Happy Friendship Day Quotes, Wishes, Messages
Birthday Poems
We hope you have found a suitable quote for your friend! Growing older is always better with good friends surrounding you. May your friendships be as old as your age!
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