The best part about is that they will be relatable to pretty much everybody including educators, teachers, specialists, engineers, IT folks, attendants, bookkeepers, business administrators or even the agreeable oldie working at the area grocery store. Read them below and consider how you can inject cleverness in your welcome.
The best funny retirement wishes for coworkers and colleagues include:
• The days of 9-5 are past! happy days are here at last!
• After retirement, a 30 minute walk is the best thing to do for your ailments!
• All those years of working and now you can get back to acting like a child again!
• The job you waited for for 50 years! Retirement!
• Retirement! it's like sleeping while you are awake. Well done!
• You can now not worry about doing anything wrong nor getting caught at it!
• What do you call a person who is always happy each and every Monday? Retired!
• Worked all me life, paid me due's, now I will do, whatever I choose!
• Time to stop working for that living and working at living!
• You have finally “Got a Life!”
• Retirement! Where every day is Saturday!
• I don't have to do it, I don't want to do it and you can't make me do it I'm retired!
• You're retired, not expired!
• Enjoy the challenge of spending time without spending money!
• Retired! Say Hi to your pension and goodbye to the tension!
• You're retied! We know your young at heart and slightly older in other places!
• Retired! No Alarm Clock! No problem!
• Are you going to be a secret agent? Licenced to chill?
• Now you're retired, you know everything and have plenty of time to tell everyone about it!
• The joy of retirement is having nothing to do all day!
• Remember, with retirement, you can wake up in the morning with zero to do and go to bed having done a mere half of it!
• Retirement: It takes all the meaning out of weekends!
• Now you are retired, you realize you will never have another day off, right?
• Now you are retired, you can get up at 6 am and drive around slowly delaying people everywhere!
• Time to maximize that senior discount!
• No better feeling than going to bed with no alarm set for tomorrow!
• Retirement! The money is not as good but the hours are!
• Behind every retired man is a wife just wishing he would go back to work!
• Retirement: Half the money but now you get twice the husband!
• I'm retired! You're not! Have fun at work tomorrow!
• You found your true calling, Retirement!
• On the retirement clock it's always five O'clock
• Keep calm and enjoy retirement!
• When people ask you what you are doing tomorrow, do you even care what day of the week it is? Happy Retirement!
• Retired! I now smile all the time because I can't hear a word you are saying!
• Now you are retired, how are the new bosses, your grand kids?
• Retirement! Time to start giving advice to others you never followed!
• Fragile bones and a weak bladder. You still looking forward to your retirement? Congratulations!
• I bet you never thought how important medical insurance was until you retired!
• You say retirement is an adventure? IS climbing out of bed, climbing atop couches and diving into take out food fun?
• After retirement the body grows older, the heart grows fonder and the mind becomes younger. All the best at trying to handle an old body with a young mind and fond heart!
• Hey, now you are retired you can't afford to do all the things you wanted too, anyway! Happy Retirement!
• I am thankful retirement is not optional otherwise I would be stuck working with you, forever! Happy Retirement!
• Off to retirement? Say Hi to your two new best friends, bed and couch!
• Retirement, it is like a party with no drinking, no hook-up's and you fall asleep. In other words, boring! Congratulations!
• Your retirement will be like a vacation, except you are now too old to do the fun stuff! Congrats!
• Most people spend their whole lives planning their retirement but when they actually retire, they don’t know what to do. Don’t let this happen to you.
• Remember to tire yourself out with gardening grand kids and chores!
• Hey with all your college degrees, you now get to be a Master of doing nothing! Well done!
• C'mon! We all know retirement is the companies way of saying you are getting too old to work!
• Doing the things you wanted to do is not what retirement is for. It is remembering what you had to do. Good luck, pensioner!
• Retirement is like being on the edge of a cliff. Just know your next step is a downward plunge! Good luck!
• The company retiring you says they have found more energetic, youthful and talented staff than you! Happy Retirement!
• For someone as idle as you, retirement will not matter. You will just be lazy on an official basis!
• Hey, now you are retired, enjoy the next project: Doing nothing all day!
• No more boss shouting at you, just your wife shouting at you! Enjoy retirement!
• It doesn't matter if you are grumpy when you retire, people just expect it anyway.
• The first day you do not change your underwear, consider yourself officially retired!
• Now you have reached retirement, enjoy this new turning point as you realize how messed up your priorities were!
• It's time to spend away your life savings! Enjoy retirement.
• Retirement is said to be the slow and painful lead up to the sunset years of your life. Have fun old timer.
• Retirement, the bubble that bursts when you thought you were at the zenith of your career. Good luck, buddy!
• Retirement is the company way of saying they have no more use for an old and lazy bum like you. Goodbye!
• Retirement is life's way of saying you are too weak and feeble to work any longer! Congratulations!
• You know, being retired is the only time in life you do not really mind not having a holiday!
• Every day of your retired life should be like a Friday. Shame you will feel like it is Monday, every day. Good luck!
• Congrats on retiring. Have fun watching your life's savings dwindle!
• Retirement is great if you have much to live for and much to live on.
• When your colleagues give you a watch you know time is no longer of importance. Happy retirement!
• When you retire, it's going to be tough to tell the difference!
• Is mandatory retirement the same as compulsive poverty?
• Retirement, when time is no longer money.
• The way some people work you wonder if they will achieve anything when they retire!
• Retirement, maybe time for your wife to get a stomach ulcer with you around all the time?
• Now you are retired, you can be tired, yesterday, today and tomorrow.
• Now you are retired you can burn all your boxes. Saves money and gets rid of your past, too!
• Having worked all of your life, retirement should be easy!
• You know before you retired, you should have taken a week off and watched daytime TV every day!
• Now you are retired you will actually have time to read about problems with retirement!
• We know you retired for health reasons. You were sick of them, they were sick of you!
• Now you are retired you have nothing to do and no way to tell if you have done it!
• Now you are retired, can you still remember the things you wanted to do?
• Now your wife realizes you never gave your secretary enough sympathy during the daytime either!
• Drinking coffee on your own time is the one downside of retirement! Enjoy!
• Enjoy every retirement day as if it was your last day; one day you will be right about it.
• Now your retired, will your bedtime be after you have fallen asleep on the couch for three hours? Enjoy!
• The older you get the less peer pressure you will have. Well Done!
• Enjoy retirement and knowing you are over the hill when your back goes out more frequently than you do!
• On the bright side of being retired, kidnappers are less interested in you. Enjoy retirement!
• Happy Retirement. Go play golf and make your wife think you are still having fun!
• Enjoy your retirement! Don't spend all your money just in case you don't die!
• Is your happy retirement now a full time job for your wife?
• Enjoy and be proud of being gainfully unemployed Happy Retirement!
• Hey now you are retired, you don't have to wear pants!
• Now I am retired I am not going to stop laughing because I am old, because you grow old when you do stop laughing!
• Working people have a lot of bad habits., but the worst of these is work. Congrats on your retirement!
• You are retiring from work ,not from life. Enjoy, my friend!
• Never act your age in retirement and have lots of fun!
• You don't have to remember what you got up for anymore! Have fun in retirement!
Retirement Wishes for Boss : Saying goodbye is the hardest thing for any person. If your boss is going to retire from his job, you should write a beautiful message for him so that he feels a little better before leaving his favorite place. If you don’t know what to write, don’t worry. Here are some beautiful retirement messages for your boss to make him feel honored. You can simply copy or rewrite our messages and send them to your boss thanking him and wishing him good luck for their future.
Retirement Wishes for Boss
Congratulations on your retirement boss. May this retirement come with joy and happiness in your life. I hope you enjoy every day of your retirement. Happy Retirement!
Thank you for inspiring us every day at work. We will miss you! Congratulations on your retirement!
Thanks for all the guidance and support that you have provided me over the years. I appreciate all that you've done for me and shown me. Enjoy your retirement.
I have never seen a fun-loving workaholic boss any time before. You always inspired everyone to love their own job no matter what the work is. Happy Retirement to you!
I want to congratulate you on your retirement and want to let you know that we are going to miss an amazing, hardworking and friendly boss like you. It was a wonderful journey with you.
Dear Boss, I wish the best for your upcoming future. You have contributed a lot to this company. You will be remembered through your hard work and contribution for this company.
Anyone can be a boss around but it takes someone special to be a leader. Thanks for being such a great leader. Wishing you the best on your retirement.
Best wishes and good luck with your retirement boss. It’s hard to say goodbye to you. We will miss you so much. I hope you enjoy and have fun in your retirement.
Happy Retirement! You've worked a lot in your lifetime. So it’s time for you to relax and enjoy your achievements.
Congratulations Boss! On this day, I wish your every dream come true and you enjoy your retirement full of joy and adventure. We will miss a supportive and affectionate boss like you.
Congratulations Boss! Enjoy your freedom and do things and stuff you always wanted to do.
Congratulations to our most enthusiastic boss. I wish the best for you on your retirement.
I will miss you, boss! You inspired me to do better every day and I owe you the things I learned in my work. Have a wonderful time with your retirement.
Thank you for being the most supportive person in the office. Enjoy your new life to the fullest.
Congratulations on your retirement! This office won’t be the same without you.
You have been a big part of the company. Your knowledge and years of experience brought the company to where it is today. Thank you for all the hard work! We will miss you so much!
Your brilliance and your guidance have always inspired us to do better. You were not just a boss to us, but a mentor and a friend. Your presence will be missed. Happy Retirement to you.
I wish you a happy retirement not because I empathize with your age, but because I am inspired by the terrific career you’ve had and life you have lived so far. Good luck.
You were a good boss because more than instructions, you gave us direction and inspiration. Happy retirement.
I've been lucky to have such a great and understanding boss. I'll miss you and your leadership. Happy retirement.
Cheers to your well-earned retirement! The contributions that you have imparted the company are invaluable. You are one of the foundations of this company’s success! Congratulations!
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the most amazing boss. Happy Retirement to you!
We will be happy if we can be even half as efficient, half as creative and half as amazing as a team as compared to what we were when you were the boss. Happy Farewell.
Your contribution is irreplaceable. Your dedication is immeasurable. Your guidance is invaluable. And your absence is unacceptable. Wish you a happy retirement!
Congratulations on your retirement. The department will never be the same without your leadership. We will miss you.
Having a boss like you at the workplace has been a gift. Thanks for being a bright light on dull days. Your advice, support, and cheerfulness will be greatly missed.
Thank You Messages for Boss On Retirement
On your retirement, I want to thank you for having faith in me. You have all those qualities for becoming a true leader. Thank you for being friendly and supportive and I wish the best for you.
You are the most friendly and supportive boss I’ve ever seen. Your kindness can melt anyone’s heart. I’ve learned a lot from you. I hope you enjoy your retirement because you deserve it.
Thank you for working hard for this company. Thank you for being the best boss ever. It’s time for you to take a break and enjoy your life. Happy Retirement to the amazing boss.
I was a newbie but you put your trust on me and made me what I’ve become today. I cannot explain how grateful I’m to you. Congratulations on your great achievements and I wish you all the best.
Thanks so much for being such a wonderful boss, we'll miss you greatly but wish you the best on your retirement.
Sometimes, the proper words of acknowledgment are tough to find for someone as great as you. Thank you for always being around every time we needed you. Happy retirement dear boss!
Thanks for being such a great boss and an even better friend. Things just won't be the same without you around here every day. May you enjoy your retirement to the fullest.
Retirement is not getting you old, but it is actually getting you younger because life has still much to offer. May you spend your days of retirement to the fullest! Thank you, boss.
I am lucky to have a good boss like you, you trained me so well. Thank you so much, boss! Happy retirement!
It's hard to believe that you're retiring. But, we know that your invaluable words of wisdom will be with us forever. Congratulations! And we wish you tons of happiness after your retirement. We'll miss you.
Religious Retirement Wishes for Boss
You are an incredible person who taught me a lot of things. I pray to God that may He shower His blessings on you. Wish you a great retirement.
It’s time for you to take a break from your busy life. May Almighty help you and be with you in the next stage of your life. Happy Retirement and may God bless you.
May God bless you and help you to fulfill all your dreams in this new stage of your life. I wish the best for you. I pray to God that He gives you a happy and healthy retirement.
Happy Retirement! May God give you a wonderful post-retirement life. I wish you all the best and pray that may God always be there for you.
Retirement is not the end of a wonderful career path. You can always pursue your other career dreams. Whatever it is, I wish you the best of success. Happy retirement and God bless you always, boss.
Happy Retirement Messages For Boss
Retirement is equals to freedom. I hope you enjoy doing the things that you don’t have time for before. Congratulations! Happy Retirement!
Happy retirement, sir. We're glad that you're retiring, but disheartened as well. You were a one-of-a-kind boss who can never be replaced. You'll be missed.
All your hard work has been paid off! It is time for you to take that vacation you have been craving without worrying about getting to work the next day. You deserve it! Happy Retirement!
A life without the daily traffic jams and mounts of paperwork. Welcome to that rosy life, my honorable boss. Happy retirement!
In terms of profit and loss, your retirement is a loss for your colleagues and a profit for your family. Happy retirement.
Your leadership and vision made you a great boss, but your integrity, respect, and compassion make you a great person. Wish you a happy retirement!
If I can be just half of being a good leader like you, I will be so happy. You are an inspiration to me, boss! Good luck to your well-deserved retirement.
Not only you were my boss, but you were also a great friend that I can turn to throughout our years together in the office/company. Cheers to a hard-earned and well-deserved retirement!
May you have a fun and bright new chapter ahead of you – one where you will have unlimited time for relaxation. Happy Retirement!
Your retirement is a just an illusion. Your spouse will become your new boss and your grandchildren become your full-time colleagues. Happy retirement.
You're such an awesome boss, we wish you wouldn't retire so soon but are happy for you. Have a wonderful retirement.
I will never forget all the things you have taught me whether at work or in life. You are one of the reasons I have fun working. Congratulations! Happy retirement!
Saying goodbye to your boss who guided you in your career is the toughest thing to do. But one must wish his boss on his retirement. You should make his retirement day special so that he feels appreciated and loved. You can simply make them happy by congratulating them on their great achievements. You can express how grateful you and your whole team to your boss. It shows your respect and gratitude for him/her. Your simple words of gratitude and gratefulness can make him/her feel special on their retirement. So simply pick any of our messages from these perfect retirement wishes for boss and don’t forget to wish and celebrate his retirement.