Here are 31 happy birthday wishes for coworkers that are short and sweet and will get your message delivered quickly.
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I wish a life full of adventures and heartwarming moments for the best colleague of all times. Happy Birthday.
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You make this place tolerable — and that’s not easy! Happy Birthday! (Let’s grab lunch/drinks soon!)
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Your birthday is a promise that life has more to offer you, more plans to make, more goals to reach and more dreams to see come true. It’s a pleasure to wish you a happy birthday.
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Happy birthday to you. We still don’t know how old you are. Only you, God, and Human resources know your real age.
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I feel blessed for having such an incredible work partner. Thank you for your guidance, I learn so much from you. Happy birthday, wishing you a wonderful celebration.
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Faith, union and patience are the secrets of progress. I wish you to remain firm on these golden principles throughout your life. Happy Birthday.
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Happy Birthday To My Wonderful Co-worker. Wishing you all the success and happiness in the world!
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Birthday congratulations to our absolutely terrific colleague. Wishing you and your family the most abundant blessings. Be always happy.
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The warmest birthday greetings to my dear coworker. My work days are more lively and fun with you. Thank you for your cheerfulness. Wishing you only the best in everything that you do.
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In honor of your birthday, our team decided it should be party time. We’ll go out to party while you stay here and handle our deadlines.
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Today is a perfect occasion to say that I truly like sharing my work days with you, my colleague. Your presence somehow makes all the environment more cheerful and comfortable. The greatest wishes on your birthday.
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We are glad that you’re a part of our team. Wishing you the best of blessings and good luck on your birthday.
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Wishing you a great birthday and a memorable year. From all of us.
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You’re such a fabulous co-worker that they could pay me peanuts and I would still want to work with you.
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Today is the day when you should really start living your life to the fullest. Be happy.
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I would take the privilege to tell you that you are a perfect co-worker and a friend. Hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are.
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Happy Birthday to the world’s best coworker. Feel free to send a similar message to me on October 11th when it’s my birthday!Just a quick note to wish you a Happy Birthday. Here’s to a healthy and prosperous year ahead!
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Happy Birthday. You’re not just our co-worker, you’re also a great friend. Here’s hoping this year’s celebration is the sweetest one ever!
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Happy Birthday To My Amazing Co-worker. The meetings, the deadlines and the conference calls can wait. Today is all about celebrating someone very special, who makes coming to work so much fun.
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Dear colleague, your hard work, determination and enthusiasm is a great source of inspiration to everyone of us. Wishing you a wonderful day and prosperous life.
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Happy Birthday. Balloons, cake, lots of fun and laughter. That’s the only way to celebrate a co-worker as awesome as you! Enjoy your special day.
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Happy Birthday. I am so fortunate to have a co-worker and friend as wonderful as you. I hope all your wishes come true today and in the year ahead!
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I have a perfect gift for your birthday – I’ll do one of your not-so-loving work for you. It’s perfect idea, right? Just don’t use my goodness too much.
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This job has tons of benefits and being on a team with you is one of the best ones. Have a great Birthday and a great year ahead.
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Wishing you strength and persistence in reaching all your greatest goals, my colleague. Be happy and have a great celebration.
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Happy Birthday. Here’s to a cool co-worker who means business when it comes to celebrating. Time to kick up your heels and have some fun!
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Wishing you a relaxing birthday and happiness in the year to come.
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Happy birthday to my incredibly awesome colleague. Wishing you a fabulous celebration tonight and sizable promotion this year.
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Happy birthday to my great colleague who makes work more rewarding and to be honest more fun.
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Wishing you the best on your birthday and everything good in the year ahead.
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Wishing you all the happiness you deserve. Have a wonderful birthday!
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I hope you enjoyed this list of funny happy birthday wishes for a coworker to share some celebratory words on their special day.
Birthday wishes comes in many form, those that are romantic, for those special people in your love or those that you want to impress, there are birthday wishes that are quite funny that are meant to make the birthday celebrant laugh, those that are amusing, those dedicated to family, purely platonic, those that are meant for your friends, those that are meant for the elderly and quite a lot more.
On the other hand, here are some sarcastic birthday wishes that are for you to use freely to make humor or maybe just to use it to greet your enemies on their birthday.
You can try them out to see if it really works.
Happy birthday, I wanted to make a joke about your age but I feel bad about how old you are.
I personally welcome you to the age that is definitely past your youth, my dear, enjoy it so!
You only got this one night to have the best time of your life so go out there and have fun!
This person is definitely a trouble maker so I have to get ready to clean up your wastes.
I am giving you what you have given me every day, trouble and sarcasm, happy birthday
I bet you cannot even walk straight after that night we had, those beers that we have drank.
I hope you do not let your old age keep you from doing anything, just kidding, have fun today.
Since today is your birthday, I promise I would shut up for 24 hours, enjoy it while it lasts.
Happy birthday, today is a special day, the day you finally got out inside of your mom’s belly.
Today is the day you were born into this world, well I am happy for you, hope you are too.
Good job for trying to keep being alive until this day, congratulations on getting older again.
They say age is but a number, do not be fooled, I bet your joints are starting to hurt by now.
To the guy who looks so big but has a very small and cute voice, I wish you a happy birthday!
I want to congratulate you for being one of the ancient people in this world, that is great!
Calling you an angel would be a lie so let me just hope that you are happy on your birthday!
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If I tell you that you are awesome, that would be pushing too much, so just stay happy, dear.
For once, I want to be honest to you so let me tell you that I wish you all the best in life.
Happy birthday, if you were a dog, you would be that by now because of your age this day.
You are different and that is the truth, so here is me wishing that you would never change.
You have not change ever since we met years ago, how did that happen, you are so great.
Here is me wishing you a happy birthday and telling you to make use of your years left.
I wish you birthday this year do not suck as much as it totally did the last few years, sweetie.
Thank you for putting up with me, I promise that I will try to put up with you harder than ever.
Happy birthday, I bet you would use this as an excuse just so you can get wasted tonight!
May you get all the things you want for a change on this birthday, go try to get them all!
I hate surprises as much as the next guy so I hope that you have great food when I come there.
I’m in, let’s go and party and drink hard all night until we finally drop, happy birthday!
Why do people celebrate this day when they just get older anyways, I still do not know why.
I am expecting an invitation for your birthday party, you are never too old to celebrate one.
Happy birthday, you are awesome because you threw this party and let me hog the fun.
I would not wish you a great birthday because I hate to remind you that you are older now.
Throw a great party and I promise you that we will give you great gifts that we can find.
I hope you live long enough after eating so much cake and drink too much, happy birthday!
As I am but polite on your birthday, I would not even bother asking just how old you are.
Let us not even start with blowing candles today because there are too many to blow!
Happy birthday, just know that just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean I am doing favors.
Smile as long as your body would allow you to, it is something that will keep you healthy.
I am happy your birthday is on Christmas, it means I can give a gift of one for two occasions.
I wonder if you are just wiser now or you have just been practicing how to act rightly in life.
You are wonderful, amazing, cool, but do not get carried away, I am saying it is your birthday.
Grow old but never let yourself fall old especially on your brains, fight for what is right.
You have been becoming forgetful nowadays that it is starting to be more and more alarming.
You might as well smile now that you still have real teeth, having fake ones really suck.
Getting older also means that you are growing wiser, the question is are you really?
I hope you do not get all nice and boring just because it is your birthday this very day!
A good relationship has a give and take basis, I will give you awesome gifts, throw me a party!
Happy birthday, stop being immature, because you definitely have stop being so young, dear.
I promise to be by your side even as you mourn the loss of your youth, my dear friend.
Do not forget to make goals that are too high to reach, after all that are the best you can do.
I bet your birthday is really awesome especially bow that I have greeted you, am I right?
Though you are broke and do not have enough money, I am sure you would still celebrate.
If I would make a list to describe you it would start with bad, helpless but happy birthday!
The age in your birth certificate does not seem like it is real, now which one do I believe?
You got another year older today but do not worry, I will back you up when you need help.
Happy birthday, you are definitely embarrassing most of the time but I love you just the same.
It is quite a bit painful to get old, but remember that we will all go through that stage of life.
I will gift you a nice spa treatment if you remember to pay me the money that you owe me.
I tried to get you an anti-aging soap, I hope that it works for you, my dearest friend, okay?
Another year of your life got wasted so bad, I hope you make this year better for you.
I just want to tell you how lucky you are to have a person like me by your side, happy birthday!
You are now getting a whole lot more mature, I guess that it somehow comes with age.
It is great that you throw cool parties, it makes you more tolerable than you really are.
Parties are sad if you do not have friends to be there for you, do not worry, I will be there.
Age may be funny to you now but if you look in the mirror I bet you will change your mind.
Happy birthday, I wish I can keep on putting up with you for another year around the sun.
I hate going with the flow of things so to be different, I did not bring you any gift at all.
This year I am planning to make you feel that you are special, so I got you a specialist.
I wanted to make fun of your age but then I remembered that I am getting a lot older as well.
Happy birthday, I try my best to like people, but some of them are too stupid for me to do so.
I want to be truthful to you so I am telling you that you are totally getting older every year!
It is okay to have wrinkles, they come with age, you might as well tell yourself that it is true.
Stop growing old so fast or else no one would believe that we really are friends, you and I.
Happy birthday, I thank God you are not one of the stupid people that are hard to handle.
Most people have the same face though they grow older, you must be an exception to that.
Get more friends as you get older so that you can have more guests on your birthday party.
You might be happy that there are many candles on your age, but they count to your age.
Happy birthday, it is your turn to get drunk this year so get yourself ready to have fun!
People tend to get pickier as they grow old so I just got you a gift certificate for your day.
The best thing about being old is that you have seniority access at your work, that is great.
On your birthday, you might want to pray that someone invents an anti-aging machine!
Congrats on getting older, at least you now that you are really normal not otherwise.
Life will keep on throwing more challenges as you grow older, may you keep fighting back.
On your birthday, I hope that you really get to have an awesome time and enjoy it as well.
Happy birthday to my new drinking partner who will get wasted with me on her big day!
Want to ravage your best friend on his/her birthday? These sassy insulting birthday wishes for best friend, Sarcastic, Naughty & Witty Birthday Wishes will do the job perfectly.
Best friends and insults are not separable from each other. We all love to insult our best friends whenever we get a chance to do so. A true friendship is the perfect blend of love, emotions, squabbles, and insults. At one time, you show immense love to the best friend and have his back all the time. The very next moment, when you are in a frisky mood you insult the best friend over little petty things and have sweet banters with him.
Best Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friends
It’s your 25th birthday but you haven’t thrown a single party till yet. What a parsimonious person you are! Anyways, happy birthday.
There are two types of people in the world; one who gives birthday parties happily and one who goes underground on the birthday. You know very well about which category you belong to. Happy birthday!
Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday!
Hey buddy, how about a sex doll as your birthday gift? Because I am sick and tired of your perpetual horny nature. Happy birthday you sick freak!
Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the later one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday.
On your birthday, May god sucks out happiness from your life and make you beg even for a penny. Happy birthday my parsimonious friend!
I still wonder how on the earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday, friend!
If you don’t take the pledge of cutting your weight this birthday I won’t bring a birthday cake for you. Happy birthday my cute fatty friend!
My life was beautiful then you entered in it and everything become so gloomy. You seem like a curse on my life but still, I love you. Happy birthday my lousy friend!
You are an ass of all trades but master of not a single thing. Happiest birthday to the most useless friend in this world.
Sarcastic Birthday Messages for Best Friend
Happiest birthday to the most grasping friend of mine. May God gives all your money to me so that I can throw myself a party at least.
The key reason I desperately wait for your birthday is because it is the only day when you throw me a party. What a nincompoop you are! Happy birthday dear friend!
Numerous birthdays have passed but there is no sign of maturity in you. When will god spare me from you? Happy birthday to the shittiest yet loveliest friend!
You are one of the most handsome, intellectual, and kind-hearted friends. What I just said is purely fictional and has nothing to do with real-life events. Happy birthday, friend! Heaps of hugs to you.
Don’t you think my friendship is the biggest birthday gift for you? Don’t even dare to expect a gift unless you through me a party. Happy birthday!
I firmly believe in no birthday surprises. That’s why I am telling in you advance that we are not giving you a birthday gift and we expected to be treated like VIP in your birthday bash. Jokes apart, happy birthday friend!
I won’t lie a bit — I am at your birthday party just to stuff my stomach with scrumptious dishes. Happy birthday!
Friendship is beyond everything. I mean you are ugly and idiot, still you are my friend. Happy birthday!
I so wanted to bring a birthday gift for you but then I thought, this guy is rich and all he needs is blessings. Happy birthday my stupid friend!
Witty & Savage Birthday Wishes for Friend
My deepest sympathies are with you for the loss of money and youth. Happy birthday!
Everyone gets wishers with each passing birthday. I guess, you are the only creature who is getting stupid with every birthday. God bless you and happy birthday!
With each birthday, you are getting close to become a senior citizen. Wishing happy birthday to the senior citizen-to-be.
Your birthday is the only day when I use superlative terms like smartest, wisest, coolest, for you. Happy birthday, friend!
Soon you are going to reach an age when candles won’t fit in your birthday cake. Happy birthday oldy!
On your birthday, I pray to god to give you a life long enough to see your teeth and hair falling. Happy birthday!
Getting old on your birthday is not a bad thing after all. You will be dead soon and get free from worldly suffering. Happy birthday, friend!
The whole tradition of giving birthday gifts is preposterous. I mean, you are basically giving gifts to a person who is going one step closer to death. Happy birthday soon going to die, friend!
May you live long enough to terrify your grandchildren with big wrinkles. Happy birthday!
Don’t you feel tantalized by the fact that a dashing person like me will give you the birthday gift? Happy birthday buddy!
Borderline Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend
I hope your birthday turns out to be as awesome as your high school result. LOL, that was terrible. Happy birthday buddy!
I guess we both are born only to fulfill the purpose of reminding each other on our birthdays. Happy birthday my loveliest friend!
A researcher has said that those who give birthday parties live longer than those who don’t. Now, the decision of the party is on you. Happy birthday!
I am super allergic to stupid people. Thankfully, you are not one of them. Happy birthday my lovely friend!
You are perhaps the only person in the world who doesn’t pick calls on his birthday. Forget about birthday wishes and gifts if I don’t get a party this year.
You bumped into the planet on this day and that’s your only achievement. Happy birthday dear friend!
Thank goodness birthday comes only once in a year otherwise the most of my pocket-money would have gone in bringing birthday cakes and candles for you. Happy birthday, friend!
Every year, on your birthday, I pray to God to make you wise. It seems like your sins outweigh your good deeds that’s why God is not listening to my prayers. Happy birthday, friend!
The only way to remain young in spite of growing old is to keep the child inside you alive. Happy birthday my dearest friend!
May you survive long enough to see your teeth falling and others eating your birthday cake. Happy Birthday!
Insulting Happy Birthday Quotes for Best Friend
Happy birthday to the person whom I won’t save if aliens attack on us.
Whenever I look at you, I think how the hell this person has survived till yet. Happy birthday dude!
As long as the sun and the moon are alive, I will keep insulting my best friend. Happy birthday to the most idiotic friend ever!
It is my heartfelt wish to lift you up on my shoulders on your birthday. But you are so fucking heavy. Happy birthday fatso!
Age is directly proportional to wisdom. In your case, it is inversely proportional. What a disgrace you are! Anyways, happy birthday dumbo jumbo.
On your birthday, I strongly wish you get white hair and look like an uncle as soon as possible. Happy birthday dude!
If you think life is funny then you are wrong. Just look yourself in a mirror and you will get the meaning of funny. Happy birthday my friend!
The best return gift I can get on your birthday is the erasure of your birth date from my memory. Happy birthday!
On the auspicious occasion of your birthday, I want to redefine the definition of best friend and throw you out of my life. Happy birthday!
The only reason I tolerate your sorry ass is because you throw a damn good birthday party. Happy birthday my boy!
Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Best Friend
Happiest birthday to my dearest friend who is now old enough to be called a senior citizen and a cranky old man with a big belly.
Considering the pace at which you are aging, pretty soon your legs will be hanging on the grave. Happy birthday my idiot friend!
Hey friend, your birthday is the only day on which people actually bless you with sweet words. The rest of the days, you are a laughing stock to them. Happy birthday, dear friend!
If I could get a huge gift to you on your birthday, it would definitely be all my problems. Happy birthday, friend!
On your special day, I wholeheartedly wish May you live long enough to see my success and you work in my company, and call me a boss. Happy birthday!
Even a devil’s heart changes after a certain time. But you are the only being on this planet who hasn’t changed a bit till yet. Happy birthday to the biggest procrastinator in the world!
The day you were born your parents would have definitely said, “What a waste of sperm?” Happy birthday, dude!
Thought I am always rude to you, I promise I won’t behave rudely on your birthday. I will be unbearable. Happy birthday! May Lord gives you enough money to throw me a party.
The only noteworthy achievement of your life is getting born on Christmas when everyone accidentally celebrated your birthday. Happy birthday my boy!
I swear to God if I don’t get your birthday party this year, either you will be a dead man or our friendship will end for sure. Happy birthday to the most parsimonious man I know. Happy birthday!
I am still waiting for that golden day when others will start wishing you a happy birthday except me. What a loner you are! Happy birthday my best buddy!
May the almighty showers everything you want in life except money, fame, and Lamborghini. Wishing you a joyous birthday!
Cheers to one more year of being broke, getting old, ugly, and fat. Anyways, happy birthday to you!
I am living with the hope that one day I will get to drink unlimited booze and scrumptious food at your birthday party someday. I hope that day arrives before I die. Happy birthday you miser!
My lovely friend deserves the best gift on her birthday. The gift of my priceless Hug. What were you expecting? Victoria secrets lingerie. Happy birthday sexy girl!
The only thing you can cut well in life is your birthday cake but not my second base. Happy birthday my loser boyfriend!
It’s your big day and you are my best friend doesn’t mean I will rope in lavish and exorbitant gifts for you. Just be content with my sweet birthday wishes this year!
Happy birthday my dear bestie! I wish you get richer, smarter, and more beautiful with each passing day, but not more than me.
Hey girl, you are slowly reaching an age where even plastic surgery couldn’t save you from looking ugly and pathetic. Just learn to live with this fact. Happy birthday!
Getting older is always traumatic when you lose money, friends, and charm simultaneously. Oh sweetheart, have my sympathy along with best birthday wishes.
Naughty Birthday Wishes for Best Friend
Happy birthday to my sexiest friend. You sexiness propel the ladies to throw off their panties.
Baby, your notoriety always bubble me up with energy and kinkiness. Happy birthday, hotshot!
The way you are aging, I am pretty sure you will be walking with the help of a stick by next birthday. Each birthday is sucking the energy out of your legs. Anyways, happy birthday, my friend!
It’s my humble for you to not blow the birthday cake too hard. Because your breath still stinks hard. Happy birthday to my forever best friend!
As you are horny all the time, my birthday gift for you will be an artificial vagina. Now for god sake, stop spreading your horny vibes everywhere. Happy birthday dear friend!
On your happy 25th birthday, I genuinely wish you marry this year or I have to arrange the ticket to Bangkok for you. Happy birthday my naughty friend!
People become the jack of all trades. But you become Jackass for all girls. I mean who on the earthy send sexy messages to all-female batchmate at 2.AM. Happy birthday to the king of the horniest people.
The pace at which your height is increasing with each passing day I am pretty sure soon you will end up living in a zoo. Happy birthday to the lankiest friend of all.
The one and the only reason we both are still best friends is because we both have eccentric personalities and crazy minds. Happy birthday my partner in crime.
If an institution organizes the competition of the most dirty mind, you will be the undisputed champion of that competition. Happy birthday sexy boy.
I so badly wanted to tell you how I feel about you so I have written all the crap about on your birthday greeting. I hope you will respect my feelings. Jokes apart, happy birthday my friend!
On your big day, I am finally going to reveal the wish that I have been asking God for you for a long time; May you have sex with the hottest girl in the college. Happy birthday my best buddy!
Hey best friend, you better don’t wear any of your favorite dress on your birthday because I am going to tear that anyway. Happy birthday, dude!
On your this birthday, I can guarantee you one thing; either it’s going to be your greatest day of the year or the worst one. Fingers crossed the baby. Happy birthday!
Hey buddy, let’s make your birthday night the craziest birthday night celebration of all time. Buck up your ass for a sassy birthday party. May you have a frigging awesome birthday!
Until I get all the due birthday parties of your previous birthdays, I am not gonna send the birthday wishes of your this year's birthday. Decide, what you want.
As soon as we wrap your birthday, I will take you to a hot place where you will think twice before closing your eyes. Yeah baby, be ready for a sexy night. Before that, happy birthday!
Is it my imagination or are you seriously becoming hornier with each passing birthday? You better find a girl or pretty soon you will turn into a gay. Happy birthday my best friend!
Hey buddy, how about inviting only hookers instead of friends and family members on your birthday? You will become the talk of the town the next day. Happy birthday buddy!
Today is the birthday of my best buddy. I ensure you will get to enjoy all the things you long for in life: booze, babes, and the bong. Happy birthday!
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