Some of the most important people in our lives, these funny sister quotes contain all the true antics of having a sister; from the fights to the unconditional love.
What can we learn about family from our sisters?
Sisters can be everything for us, from our own personal superheroes to supermodels and comedians. There’s nothing truer than love for your sister; whether older or younger.
The funny sister quotes listed below show us that family is about being there for your siblings no matter what. It’s about being best friends, even when we’re annoyed. It’s about going through everything with each other, and still coming back to each other for a good laugh at the end of the day.
Funny Sister Quotes About Sibling Relationships
1. “If you mess with the big sister, there is always a younger, crazier sister behind her… that’s who you don’t want to mess with!” – Unknown
2. “I smile because you’re my sister. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.” – Unknown
3. “My sister has an awesome sister, true story.” – Unknown
4. “Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.” – Pam Brown
5. “We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them, too. End of story.” – Unknown
6. “Sisters are like fat thighs… they stick together.” – Unknown
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8. “More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.” – Linda Sunshine
9. “We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.” – Charlotte Gray
10. “Middle sister: victim of our older sibling, tormentor of our younger sibling, and somehow, peacekeeper between the both of them.” – Unknown
11. “Your sister’s advice (solicited or unsolicited), carries weight.” – Lorraine Bodger
12. “Being sisters means you always have backup.” – Unknown
13. “If you don’t annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time, she thinks you don’t love her anymore.” – Pearl Cleage
14. “The middle sister is really just a big sister and a little sister in one.” – Unknown
15. “Your sister knows which hot buttons to push to get you going, but she also knows how to be a support and encouragement when you go through difficult times.” – Byron Pulsifer
16. “Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree.” – Unknown
17. “Behind every little sister there’s a big sister standing behind her holding a bat saying, ‘You wanna say that again?’” – Unknown
Funny Sister Quotes About How Great Sisters Are
18. “You can kid the world, but not your sister.” – Charlotte Gray
19. “Hey my lovely sister, I miss you like an idiot misses the point.” – Unknown
20. “A sister will let you know when the outfit you’re trying on really doesn’t look fabulous.” – Unknown
21. “A sister is both your mirror—and your opposite.” – Elizabeth Fishel
22. “When I think of the funny, goofy and ridiculous things we did as kids, I wonder how we turned out so well. Perhaps age has truly matured us, then, maybe not.” – Kate Summers
23. “There is no problem that sisters cannot confront, combat, plot against, ignore, make fun of, drown in chocolate sauce, or run over with the car.” – Unknown
24. “Sisters: the ones you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.” – Unknown
25. “The old saying: Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts. My sister you are the sweet one.” – Unknown
26. “Little sisters can be a pain, but the big sister heroine worship can’t be beat.” – Allison M Lee
27. “A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.” – Marion Garretty
28. “Sisters are blessed with an extra sense that whispers when the other needs them.” – Unknown
29. “Sisters don’t need words. They have perfected their own secret language of smiles, sniffs, sighs, gasps, winks, and eyerolls.” – Unknown
30. “All you need is love… and a sister.” – Unknown
31. “You and I are sisters. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up… as soon as I finish laughing.” – Unknown
Funny Sister Quotes About Love for Sisters
32. “Back off, I have a sister and I’m not afraid to use her!” – Unknown
33. “If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister and want to wring her neck at the same time then you were probably an only child.” – Unknown
34. “Sister and friend: two words that mean the same thing.” – Unknown
35. “When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us?” – Pam Brown
36. “Our kids have learned from the experience of brothers and sisters that they can’t always be first.” – Melissa Dayton
37. “When I say I won’t tell anyone, my sister doesn’t count.” – Unknown
38. “We shared a room, you stole my toys, and then my clothes, but best friends we became.” – Catherine Pulsifer
39. “It’s hard to be responsible, adult, and sensible all the time. How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own.” – Pam Brown
40. “Sister: a person who’s been where you’ve been; someone you can call when things aren’t going right; is more than just family; a sister is a forever friend.” – Unknown
41. “Best friends? Nah, she’s my sister.” – Unknown
42. “Yes, I do have the best sister in the world. It’s just that she’s crazy and she scares me a little bit.” – Unknown
Funny Sister Quotes to Make You Smile
43. “You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older they’re the only ones who don’t get bored if you talk about your memories.” – Deborah Moggach
44. “Never let an angry sister comb your hair.” – Patricia McCann
45. “A sister will always notice her sister’s first gray hairs with glee.” – Allison M Lee
46. “Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.” – Charles M Schultz
47. “I finally moved out of my parents’ house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.” – Kate Winslet
48. “Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there.” – Amy Li
49. “I can’t remember if I am the good sister or the evil sister.” – Unknown
50. “Sis, I look at you and see your wrinkles, I wonder when they happened. It is as if they just appeared overnight. You can’t be getting older than me, can you?” – Catherine Pulsifer
51. “She’s my sister, my best friend, my soul mate, and the best part of me.” – Unknown
52. “Eleanor Roosevelt once said, ‘Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!’ Well, my dear sister, no wonder we are looking like an old teabag, we have been in lots of hot water together!” – Catherine Pulsifer
53. “Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears.” – Unknown
54. “The greatest gift our parents ever gave us was each other.” – Unknown
What’s so special about having a sister in your life?
Having a sister is having one of the most important relationships in your life. These funny sister quotes capture all the love, happiness, and laughter that comes with having one. When you have a sister, you’re guaranteed to always have someone by your side, no matter what life throws your way.
Sisters are your best defense, they’re your best friends, and they’re there for the best memories. You will share the most memorable laughs with your sister, and the sweetest sad moments. The truth is, having a sister is having a built-in partner for life, from the good moments to the bad. And they’re always there to make you laugh.
Funny Quotes for Sisters
• I know what you did, and I will tell Mom!
• As far as sisters go, you're the best there is, but I'm still the favorite.
• If you think I'm high maintenance, you should see my sister.
• Little sisters - the only person in the world you can blame for the things you did and get away with it.
• You're my sister and my best friend. If you think otherwise, just remember I know all your secrets.
• If you trip and fall in life, I will be there to help you up - after I quit laughing.
• When you have a sister, you never truly forget the past. If you do, she'll be happy to remind you of all your stupidest mistakes.
• Our crazy family tree - we're just two nuts who survived it together. Love you, sis.
• No matter how hard you try, sisters are the friends you can never get rid of.
• Yeah, my sister scares me a little bit, but that's part of what I love about her.
Sweet Sister Quotes
It's okay to get sentimental when it comes to your sister. Try these words to tell her how you feel.
• Sisters may drive you crazy, get into your stuff and irritate you. However, if anyone else dares say so, a sister will defend you to the death.
• A sister is a special type of angel on earth who brings out your best qualities.
• Sisters help make the hard times easier and the easy times more fun.
• Sister, we share so many moments that no one else will understand. We laugh at inside jokes, have our own catch phrases, and understand each other's joy and pain. I can't imagine anyone who would make a better best friend than you, and I'm so happy to have you in my life.
• Being without your sister is like being without your heart and soul.
• We start our sentences with "remember when" and end our days with a chat on the phone. As children, we fought and argued over everything, but as adults, we are the very best of friends. You are the one person I have always been able to count on and I love you more with each year that passes, my first and dearest friend.
• Sister, no matter how old we get, being with you is like being a little girl again.
• The best gift Mom and Dad ever gave me was you.
• She's not just my best friend; she's my sister.
• Sister, you are my human diary. You know all my secrets and the deepest wishes of my heart.
I Love My Sister
• I love my sister because she is all the things I'm not, and she brings out the things I am that she isn't. I bring out the best in her, and she brings out the best in me. It is one of the few, lifelong relationships that completes who I am.
• We bonded over games, late night movies, pillow fights, and making fun of Mom and Dad. I can't imagine life without you, dear sister. I love you more than words could ever express.
• A sister is like a magical mirror where we can see who we truly are on the inside. She sees the best in us and brings out the strongest of emotions. She is often the first person our age that we love and is a friend for life.
• Life would be so barren without a loving sister to share the many precious moments.
• If all I have in my life is a sister who loves me, I consider myself rich.
• She's my steadfast friend, my support when I am weak, and my cheerleader when I am discouraged. I can't imagine life without my best friend, my confidante, my sister.
• Sister, I love you anyway.
• When we were little, you loved to get into my stuff. How many tubes of lipstick did you ruin trying to look like your big sister? How many times did you beg and plead until I'd play with you, even when I were too grown up? I took me along with me even though sometimes I didn't want to because I knew we were growing up and I knew that one day my little sister would have friends and activities of her own and I would no longer be such a hero to her. Today, we are both grown and I'm so glad we had those moments. Even though we drove each other crazy at times, I have always been proud to call you sister.
• Sister, I love our differences as much as our similarities.
• People come and go from our lives, but sister love lasts longer than any other love we know.
Supportive Sister Quotes
No one supports each other like sisters. Use these words to tell her you're there when she needs you.
• If you mess with one sister, you should know there's another sister out there who has her back.
• Having a sister means I always travel with back-up.
• Sister, no matter how difficult it gets, no matter how much we fight, I'm your forever friend.
• A sister is like a great bra - totally beautiful and super supportive.
• Boys come and go, and sometimes, they don't recognize our beauty and worth. But sister, I'll always be here to tell you how you sparkle.
• Sister, when we stand together, nothing else stands a chance.
• Sometimes, a good talk with my sister is all the therapy I need.
• Sister, there is no problem we can't solve when we're together.
• Going through a rough time in life has one great advantage; it teaches you how much your sister really has your back.
• Sister, I've seen your strength all my life, and I will never stop believing you can slay dragons if you wish to.
Big Sister Quotes
The big sister-little sister relationship is unique and special. These quotes describe it well.
• You better watch out! I have a big sister, and I'm not afraid to use her!
• I've learned so many great lessons in life by watching my big sister make mistakes.
• When we were little, you always watched out for me, big sis. You protected me from others, played with me even when you'd outgrown play time, let me tag along even though you didn't really want to and were simply the best big sister ever. I love you and am so glad that we are sisters.
• My big sister is my hero.
• Being bossy is just how big sisters show their love.
• An older sister is a protector and a confidante, the one who has your back no matter what.
• Having an older sister lets me stay the baby sister all my life.
• Annoying your big sister is just another way to show your love.
• Another year, and you're still older than me! Ha ha!
• I'm the big sister, and I make the rules.
Step-Sister Quotes
• When our parents got married, we're the ones who got a wedding gift: each other.
• Step-sister, you are the sister of my soul.
• Some kinds of sister-love are stronger than blood.
• Sister, we've made our own family, and I'm so lucky to have you in it.
• Sister, you may not share my DNA, but you share my heart.
• Finding each other has been a journey, but you'll be my sister the rest of my life.
• Happiness is having a step-sister like you.
• Chance brought us together, but nothing will ever tear us apart.
• Even though we're joined by choice instead of blood, you're the best choice my mom (or dad) ever made.
• Step-sister, I am there for you every step of the way.
Quotes from a Brother to a Sister
• I know we tease each other all the time, but I'm serious when I tell you that my life is better with you in it.
• Being your brother means being there for you. Period.
• Sister, I know I tried to sell you in third grade, but I'm so glad no one was willing to pay five dollars. You're worth a lot more to me now.
• Being your brother is an honor I didn't ask for, but I'm proud of it every day.
• My sister has an awesome brother.
• Sister, you taught me how to fight and how to love.
• Without a sister like you, my childhood would have been boring.
• My sister is my best friend.
• Sister, you laughed at me so much growing up. Because of you, I know how to laugh at myself.
• My sister defines what it is to be a strong, beautiful woman.
Celebrity Sister Quotes
Celebrities have sisters too, and some of them have shared their feelings about this important relationship.
• We have our own, unspoken language--a look that makes one of us fall on the floor laughing or the slight inflection in our voice that conveys everything. Someone who sees you exactly as you are and thinks that is enough. - Barbara Bush
• I don't believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers. It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at. - Maya Angelou
• My sister and I are as different as night and day and we look at the world differently. But, we listen to each others' complaints and the joys with open arms. I am there for her and she is there for me and there is an unbreakable bond. - Angela Cartwright
• She's (Mary-Kate) the most grounded, brutally honest and compassionate person … and my best friend. She's loving and consistent. - Ashley Olsen
Sites to Find Quotes on Sisterhood
These sites all dish up a lot of quotable moments from writers, actors, artists, and other notable people. You'll find some great sister quotes here.
Poem Hunter
Songs often say exactly what we mean. The words within the songs on Poem Hunter's sister songs page are all about the special relationships, the good and the bad, sisters share. The page includes lyrics from artists like Bryant Richard, Irving Berlin, and Rick Nielson. You'll find songs about little sisters, big sisters, and the middle child.
The Perfect Words
Finding the perfect words to describe how you feel about your sister can take time. Whether you want to show your sister your love on her wedding day, send her a special birthday message, or use a saying in a sister scrapbook, there are lots of options to choose from. Read them all, and then decide what works for you. After all, such a special relationship deserves a special saying.