Song Lyric Anniversary Captions
• "All of me loves all of you. Love your curves and all your edges, all your perfect imperfections." —John Legend, "All of Me"
• "You’re still the one I run to, the one that I belong to. You’re still the one I want for life." —Shania Twain, "You’re Still the One"
• "I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you." —Ben Folds, "The Luckiest"
• "Everywhere I’m looking now, I’m surrounded by your embrace. Baby, I can see your halo. You know you’re my saving grace." —Beyoncé, "Halo"
• "Got me looking so crazy right now, your love’s got me looking so crazy right now." —Beyoncé, "Crazy in Love"
• "We go together like sound and sight, black and white, day and night. We go together like left and right. Oh, we go together." —Vampire Weekend, "We Belong Together"
• "And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while..."— Bruno Mars, "Just the Way You are"
• "Well, I found a woman stronger than anyone I know. She shares my dreams; I hope that someday I'll share her home."— Ed Sheeran, "Perfect"
• "I hope you don't mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is while you're in the world."— Elton John, "Your Song"
• "How sweet it is to be loved by you..."— James Taylor, "How Sweet It is"
Funny Captions
• Wouldn’t trade you for anyone.**Except Harry Styles.
• Annual reminder to my [insert husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, honey, etc.] that today is our anniversary!
• Posting this so my [insert husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, honey, etc.] doesn’t forget our anniversary this year.
• There's no one else in the world I'd rather have snoring beside me.
• If two people love each other, then nothing is impossible. Decide where to eat.
• Lucky to love someone who is the same kind of weird as me.
• Even on your most annoying days I am happy to be loved by someone like you.
• Sorry, no refunds! Happy anniversary!
• "I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year."
• "It is remarkable how long we have tolerated each other for."
Cute Captions
• The best love stories never end.
• I said yes to a life with you.
• Ever thine, ever mine, ever ours.
• Today, tomorrow, always.
• Can’t wait to grow old with you by my side.
• Part-time lover, full-time friend.
• Dating your best friend is like getting 11 chicken nuggets when you ordered only 10.
• If you’re not dating your best friend, WYD?
• Marriage is just a suuuper-long slumber party with your bestie.
• Today, tomorrow, always.
• Life with you just keeps getting better.
Movie Captions
• "I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone." —Lord of the Rings
• "The best love is the kind that awakens the soul, that makes us reach for more, that plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds." —The Notebook
• "I love you even when you’re sick and look disgusting." —Love Actually
• "I vow to fiercely love you in all your forms, now and forever. I promise to never forget that this is a once-in-a-lifetime love." —The Vow
• "When I look at you, I can feel it. I look at you, and I’m home." —Finding Nemo
Quote Captions
• "The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time." —Julia Child
• "The best thing to hold onto in life is each other." —Audrey Hepburn
• "In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine." —Maya Angelou
• "We loved with a love that was more than love." —Edgar Allan Poe
• "I saw that you were perfect and I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more." —Angelita Lim
• "Grow old with me, the best is yet to be." —Robert Browning
One-Year Anniversary Captions
• One year down, forever to go.
• 365 days of smiles, snuggles, and forgetting to take the trash out.
• Ready for another trip around the sun?
• 1 year. 12 months. 52 weeks. 365 days. You do the math.
• A year has gone by and I love you even more than the day we met.
Madison Douglas is Brooklyn based, Virgina raised writer and photographer. When she is not working you can catch reading in bed.
To help laugh about the years past and your own romance, here are some Funny anniversary wishes for husband that are meant specifically for wedding anniversaries.
The key to a great anniversary celebration is laughter and humor.
Send witty and funny anniversary quotes to your partner and lighten up your celebration.
We have also collected wedding wishes for everyone. You will love to use these anniversary messages in card.
Wedding Anniversary prayers
everyone appreciates a handwritten note remembering the day they tied the knot and how far they’ve come as a couple since then.
FUNNY ANNIVERSARY WISHES FOR HUSBAN... x
List Of Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband
"Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you."
"In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." – Woody Allen
"After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my desire to be single."
"Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail."
"Behind every great man – there’s a woman rolling her eyes." – Jim Carrey
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late."
"Three kids, two love birds and one mortgage — We’re in this together. Love ya!"
"Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
"Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault."
"To say I fell hard for you is an understatement. I still love you now more than ever."
"All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble."
"I love you so much I’d take a bullet for you. Not on the head…but maybe like…the leg"
"Let’s keep making memory after memory together; even though you’re losing yours."
"I can’t think of the words to express how I feel for you. Thanks for loving me anyways."
"I thought that a condolences card was more fitting for you for our anniversary."
"You have me, so I don’t know what else you could wish for. But knock yourself out."
"If two people love each other, nothing is impossible. Except deciding where to eat."
"Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say."
"You are the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!"
"Marriage is basically just whispering, "Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video."
"Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it." – Elizabeth Evans
"A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely."
"Congratulations on another anniversary that proves that you are blessed with each other."
"Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women."
Funny Anniversary Quotes for husband
• "Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery."
• "A toast to making it another year of successfully pretending that we know what we’re doing!"
• "On our wedding anniversary I just want to give a big party from your pay. Happy Anniversary!"
• "A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. "- Michel De Montaigne
• "I fall in love with you each and every day. Except for yesterday. Yesterday you were really annoying."
• "A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time."
• "Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, So we’re even."
• "An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
• "Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought."- Ralph Waldo Emerson
• "Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!"
• "Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it."- Josh Billings
• "Unless you want to forget your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary."- Melanie White
• "Love means commitment. Of course, so do most mental illnesses! Wishing you a Happy Anniversary."
• "Marriage is just texting each other – "do we need anything from the grocery store?" – until one of you dies."
• "After all these years, I think that I got the better end of the deal. Thanks for putting up with me all these years."
• "An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow."
• "If I had to choose to do it all over again I would marry you again… I’m not so sure about having the kids though."
• "I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time. That’s you two!"
• "Wherever you are there I will be, to prevent you from getting into trouble. Happy Anniversary my sweetheart!"
• "Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." – Phyllis Diller
Short Funny Anniversary Wishes For Husband
• "You’re still here? I like it."
• "Holy shit. We’re still married!"
• "I’m completely not sick of you yet."
• "Marriage: when dating goes too far."
• "Thanks for being my unpaid therapist."
• "Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!"
• "Cheers to another year of pain and suffering."
• "I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly."
• "I really love you, etc. etc. etc. Can we eat now?"
• "Congratulations on defying marriage statistics."
• "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener."
• "I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!"
• "I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep."
• "Let’s never give up on trying to change each other."
• "It’s remarkable how long we’ve tolerated each other."
• "Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you."
• "I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year."
• "Never laugh at your wife’s choices you are one of them."
• "Cheers to two imperfect pieces that fit perfectly together."
• "Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity."
Final Thought
Anniversary wishes for husband and wife can be a lot of fun and a great way to express your love for one another, as well as a great opportunity to renew your promises and develop your intellectual writing skills.
Anniversaries are the milestones of a happy married life and the perfect occasions for bringing out the photo album from the shelf and going through it.
On this day, a couple should look back on their wedding day and feel the warmth of love, joy, and happiness.
You, as a wife should appreciate the significant role your husband plays in your life and make him realize how much you are in love with him even after all these years!
So, make special plans for your husband, and don’t forget to add some spice by texting the perfect wedding anniversary wishes for him.
Don’t forget to show your care and love for your husband.
Your husband is the most important and treasured person in your life.
So, remember to make him feel special!
Make his day by not only giving gifts and throwing a grand party but also by sending him a romantic or fun wedding anniversary wish!
Funny happy anniversary wishes, best happy anniversary wishes
Make your anniversary wishes humorous with these funny happy wedding anniversary wishes for your husband, wife, which can also be used for girlfriends and boyfriends. Think out of the box by saying these funny happy anniversary messages.
“Thank you for wedding me and given me a chance,
To scream at you whenever I feel,
And I am sure I have you to do the same in future.
So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary!”
“Oh dear!! You know how much I enjoyed annoying you on all these days,
And I am rejoiced again now to think that I am still having that opportunity,
So let us celebrate the Anniversary.”
“Anniversaries remind me that I am can annoy you again.
Thanks for last year giving me plenty of opportunity.
For now, happy anniversary!”
“I deserve a special gift for living with you all these years !
With my advice you kicked all others and now living happily with me!
We’ll look forward for another year.”
“Congratulations!
“I congratulate you, you’ve been working so hard.
Dealing with a man like me for all these years.
Happy Anniversary, dear!”
Funny Wedding Anniversary Messages
A day of loving
A week of quarrel
A month of war
Happy Anniversary!
I thought I’ll collapse,
Imagine, it’s been another year since we last celebrate the day our suffering, errr loving, starts!
We must really in love with each other, don’t you think?
Happy Anniversary!
Looking back through the years, I must have been so in love with you,
Imagine, I stick with you for years. Congratulation to me.
Before, I thought I know what happiness is,
I just realize what it was when I got married
Then I wake up, it’s already too late!
If I just know how to do laundry by myself,
Wash dishes in the sink and cook for myself,
I shouldn’t have married all these years.
But I’m thankful that I don’t have to do those things.
Just kidding, happy anniversary wifey!
Funny anniversary wishes for friends, funny marriage anniversary wishes
I’ve been crazy,
I’ve been a fool,
I’ve done things that out of control,
So I’m really wondering why you’re still with me.
Probably because you’re just like me.
Happy Anniversary!
I can’t imagine living a life without you,
I’d probably doing the dishes, laundry and cook by myself.
Anniversaries are meant to be celebrated
But in our case, it serves as reminder
That we will spend the rest of our life together
Now, then and forever.
Give me a trophy
I remember our anniversary!
Can I have a reward?
Can I go outside our ward?
Happy Anniversary!
Each year that we celebrate our anniversary
I still can’t stop wondering what made me marry you and stay with you all these years,
Happy Anniversary though.
Wedding anniversary messages for wife, funny happy anniversary messages
I remember our anniversary,
So, is it OK to forget your birthday?
Happy anniversary anyway.
Opposite poles attract, they say.
I proved that in our wedding day.
I was wedded to you, so as you to me,
And then we started our war, errrr journey.
Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I want a peaceful life.
My life would have been so unexciting and boring.
Happy Anniversary!
You have to always prepare yourself for the war.
Happy Anniversary though!
No words can ever express what I feel for you,
How can I express it if I can’t even know what I exactly feel for you.
One thing is for sure, I am married to you.
Happy Anniversary.
Funny Anniversary Messages Greetings
One thing we will always have in common is that neither of us is perfect. Thanks for accepting that and staying with me anyway.
“Does remembering our anniversary mean you will forgive me for forgetting your birthday?”
“If love is an amazing dream,then marriage is the alarm clock.”
“There is one place I would love to go for our anniversary that I feel we don’t go to enough throughout the year. The bedroom!”
“We are like salt and a paper cut, two things that aren’t supposed to be together but end up that way anyways!”
“I am having a hard time trying to think of a reason why you put up with me all these years. I guess I will have to think harder next year.”
“Nothing makes me happier than knowing that you love me for who I am and letting me be myself. Even if I am obnoxious and crazy.”
“Thinking of my life without you makes me think of a calm life. But that would be so boring. Happy anniversary!”
Funny Wedding Wishes for Couples, Funny Wedding Wishes Messages
“After all these years, I think that I got the better end of the deal. Thanks for putting up with me all these years.”
“I can’t think of the words to express how I feel for you. Thanks for loving me anyways.”
“Today we celebrate the greatest feat of any woman. Dealing with me all of these years.”
“If I could go back in time, I wouldn’t change marrying you for anything in the world. The kids though…”
“I wouldn’t have stayed married all this time if I could remember how to do the laundry for my single days. Now that I think about it, I don’t think I ever knew how to in the first place.”
“God proved two things when he brought us together: his genius and his sense of humor.”
Funny Happy Anniversary Messages
Some things are not meant to be,
And others not meant to last.
Then again, we've always loved defying the odds.
Happy anniversary!
Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
If I'd known then what I know now,
I would have married you sooner.
Happy anniversary!
Don't worry, I knew you'd forget our anniversary.
You'll find a card and a present for me under the bed,
So you can pretend you didn't.
Happy anniversary!
I'm so happy that, all these years ago,
I found the one person I want to annoy for the rest of our lives.
Wishing you a Happy Anniversary!
Thank you for standing by me all these times…
When you got us in trouble.
Happy Anniversary!
Love means commitment.
Of course, so do most mental illnesses!
Wishing you a Happy Anniversary!
Today is a reminder of just how strong you are.
After all, you put up with me all these years!
Marriage is the union of two hearts, strengthened by love, tested by quarrels, fortified by affection and hardened by life’s ups and downs. The day that commemorates the wedding day is something worth the celebration. But you don’t have to stay with the norm. This is especially beneficial for those who are wedded for many years. Break the ice and add humor to your anniversary card wishes and messages together with the best anniversary gift ideas you could ever have.