Happy Birthday Sister Funny – There lot of ways to make your sister's birthday funfilled and one of them is sending funny birthday wishes for sister to her. With our collection of happy birthday sister funny you can choose from our well written funny wishes, If it is your big sister that's celebrating you can send her a happy birthday big sister funny or a happy birthday little sister funny if it's your younger sister that is the celebrant.
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Happy Birthday Sister Funny
It’s time to celebrate! May you have many glasses of champagne to drink tonight and may you find the perfect person to buy them for you! Have fun, and happy birthday!
My sister is the best and most special sister… because we’re the same size and so I have double the wardrobe! Have a lovely birthday, Sis!
Do you remember the story mom used to tell that she found you crying on a street and then she took you home? The story was true! Happy birthday!
I love you so much that if you are feeling tired today, I don’t mind-blowing out the candles on your cake for you.
Happy Birthday, sis! Now that we’re older, I’ve come to realize that you’re not half as evil as I thought!
It is your birthday sister, and everybody knows that things get better with age. So, by now you must be amazing!!!
May your birthday remind you that this is probably a good time to stop looking in the mirror.
Happy birthday sis! Remember, money can’t buy you happiness. But it can buy you a cake (which is basically the same thing).
Many times in my lifetime I’ve found myself wishing you weren’t my sister. But on today, I send you the sweetest of birthday wishes. Enjoy your day!
I could wish 100 years of joyful youth but it seems like I’d be jealous if my hairs are all white and you’re still so young. Happy birthday!
I love you more than pizza, and that is saying a lot! Happy birthday to the best slice around!
Your birthday always reminds me of how lucky we were that we didn’t kill each other growing up. Have a great one, sis!
Enjoy your birthday big sister! Thanks for always making me feel young and beautiful.
I’m going to stop sending you makeup . . . time to accept you as you are, beautiful wrinkles and all! Happy Birthday!
You should feel lucky that I was born first. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have the chance to be here. Though you didn’t thank me for that yet I am wishing you a happy birthday twin.
Happy Birthday Big Sister Funny
This is my birthday wish for a sister who doesn’t want to hear that it’s her 35th birthday! LOL!
Happy Birthday to the person who witnessed most of my childhood injuries, and caused quite a few of them.
I used to think that you were just born bossy, then I realized you were just born first- so I guess you’re off the hook since you were just being a big sister. Happy birthday to the bossiest best sister.
I don’t like sharing my stuff with you. But I like the childhood I shared with you. Happy Birthday to the most annoying big sister.
Sis, you are like a parent, teacher and policewoman all rolled into one, and I’m still trying to figure out whether that’s a good or bad thing.
Happy Birthday to my big sister, who keeps me sane… when she’s not driving me crazy.
The best part of being your sister is having a best friend that is almost as pretty as me. Best wishes on your birthday!
It is said that if you don’t do wild things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to talk about when you’re old. Happy birthday dear sister, I hope you have a *memorable* day!
No one can make me laugh like you do – especially when I look at your face.
Dear sister, please accept my congratulations on reaching the 15th anniversary of your 20th birthday.
Focus on the days that are yet to come. Don’t look back in the past because it’s a blank page. What a waste of so many years! Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Little Sister Funny
People say that it is the thought that counts, so I want you to know that I really thought about giving you lots of lovely things for your birthday – like that top you wanted, and those cool shoes. However, this card will have to do as I’m totally broke! I still love you lots! Happy birthday and hope you have a brilliant day!
Since today’s your birthday, I’ll do you the favor of not telling everyone about your childhood pranks. Have a great birthday! Cheers!
You are certainly slightly less annoying than yesterday. Finally, you’re doing me a favor by growing up. Happy birthday little sister!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Only me wishing you a fantastic birthday, dear sister!
It is your birthday! On this special day, I just want to speak from the heart and let you know … I am Mom’s favorite!
Hooray it’s your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Today it’s all about you – have fun and enjoy your special day!
When we were kids, my little sister stole my limelight, my toys, and even my money on occasion. So, today I am stealing her birthday! Happy Birthday to me!!!
I used to have a sweet, little sister. Now I have you. Happy Birthday!
Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!
You’re finally 21! Now you can legally do all those things that you’ve been doing since you were 16! Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Older Sister Funny
It is said that the moon orbits around the earth. Similarly, my sister keeps on spinning teenage boys around her beautiful self. Happy birthday your royal prettiness!
Mom refers to you as a queen, but based on our personal relationship, I like to think of you more as a warrior princess.
Happy Birthday to my sister, a lady who knows way too many embarrassing childhood secrets about me.
The complexion of my sister is as white as dandruff on my head. Happy birthday, Snow White!
Look out! Here comes the coolest sister around. Happy birthday to my sister, role model, and friend all rolled up into one beautiful lady!
Happy Birthday to my badass older sister!
I always take it as my obligation to at least make you feel good on your birthday since I inherited all of the looks.
Though there were only three witches in Macbeth, I think the fourth one is reading these words. Happy birthday, sister!
Whew! Another year passed and you are even more beautiful today than ever. Happy birthday to my downright gorgeous sister!
No matter how serious life gets, you’ve got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I’ve got you sis! Have a brilliant birthday!
Some people command respect, some admiration, some jealousy, some competitiveness and others unconditional love. But you command all these things at once. Happy birthday to my perfect sibling.
Happy Birthday Sister Funny From Brother
Happy Birthday, Sister! You’re great at everything you do. And I’m great at being the brother you wish you never had.
I had a real funny joke about you prepared for this special occasion, but then I realized I didn’t want people to see me get my ass kicked by a girl.
You’re not just my sister- you’re my crazy best friend, drinking buddy, a cup of awesomeness, and you deserve a huge birthday cake – to share! Happy birthday to you!
I could write a million songs about your grace and elegance – but mother always taught us not to lie.
Happy Birthday from your brother! My gift to you is pretending that you’re actually the favorite child.
Out of all of siblings life has blessed me with you’re my favorite because only you can see the humor in receiving an empty box as a gift.
You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options!
Happy Birthday to my wonderful sister! It would be nice if everyone could have a sister like you, but I sure as hell ain’t sharing!
Sisters are a lot like toppings on ice cream: you can get by without them, but where’s the fun in that? Thanks for sweetening my life with your love. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to someone who’s like a sister to me. (Oh wait, you’re my actual sister.)
Pharmaceutical companies should take a few swabs of your DNA and bottle its chemical composition to create a product called Emotional Healer. Happy birthday sis.
I don’t think I should crack jokes about old age and grey hair to someone who, herself is a living joke. I am not that mean. Happy birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister
Birthdays are always special to me because it’s the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Enjoy your birthday. It’s all about you!
I always wanted a sister. I don’t know whether God has misheard my prayers because you seem more of a brother to me. Happy Birthday to my tomboy sister.
I bought you some Bingo cards and reading glasses—you know, the essentials for a woman your age.
You’re the most annoying person in the world, but somehow I still love you. Happy Birthday, sis!
Wishing the happiest of birthdays to a little sister who is not anywhere near as evil as I once thought she was.
You and I both know that you’ve been a brat since we were kids, but I’m not going to mention that today. Happy birthday, dear sister.
You’re truly one in a million – so kind, caring, and sweet. To be honest, I am not sure how we are even related! I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are.
The best part of being your sister is having a best friend that is almost as pretty as me. Best wishes on your birthday!
I thought you’d always have my back. But I didn’t know you’d hide at my back every time mom gets angry on us. Happy birthday!
Can I go grocery shopping with you on Senior Citizen Discount Day to save 5%? You do qualify for it, right?
We used to fight like cats and dogs, but now I think you’re a doggone purr-fect sister. Happy Birthday!
Birthdays are always special to me because it’s the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Enjoy your birthday. It’s all about you!
On your birthday, I’m not going to tell you how you look because I don’t want to spoil your appetite for cake.
Say “Happy Birthday” to your sister in a special way. Write long and short sister birthday wishes that are funny, sweet, and kind for your sis or sister-in-law.
Your sister is amazing person of your family. Though you may not always get along, you know she is always there for you when you need her.
Perhaps it is your younger sister or your older sister, or maybe your sister-in-law, sisters are amazing. On their birthday, you want to send her the perfect celebration sentiment.
For birthdays, you want to make her feel special whether you're celebrating with your sis in person or you live far apart. Think of all the wonderful things your sister has done for you to help inspire your birthday message.
Are you trying to find the words on what to write in a birthday greeting card for your sister? Maybe you’re struggling to find the right birthday quotes for your sis? Or you just want to text a short birthday message for your sister-in-law?
To get you started, here are some special sister birthday sentiments and messages to share.
Happy Birthday Sister! 50+ Best Messages And Quotes Your Sis Will Love
Happy Birthday Sister Messages
Here are some special ways to wish your sister a happy birthday.
• Happy Birthday, sis, hope your day is as wonderful as you are.
• The greatest gift our parents ever gave us was each other. But on your birthday, I can get a few extra gifts. Happy birthday, sister!
• Sending birthday wishes to the best sister ever!
• Side by side, or miles apart, we’re always family, connected by the heart. Happy birthday sis!
• There’s no better friend than a sister, and there’s no better sister than you, happy birthday!
• We may not always see eye-to-eye but we’re family no matter what, happy birthday to my sister!
• A loyal sister is worth a thousand friends. So glad to call you my sis. Happy Birthday!
• Happy birthday to my sister, I can’t imagine life without you! Hope you have an awesome day!
• Here’s to making more memories with my sister, have a marvelous birthday today!
• Happy birthday, my sister. We’re flowers from the same garden but today it’s your day to bloom.
• To my sister, you helped me to be everything I am today. On your birthday, I hope all of your wishes and dreams come true.
• Thank you for all things you do for our family. I love you and am so lucky to have you as a sister. Happy the best birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister
Make her smile with some funny birthday messages for your sister.
• Being my sister is really the only gift you need today. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to mom's second favorite child!
• We’re sisters which means we’re nuts from the same tree. Best birthday wishes today!
• My sister has the best sister. Happy birthday, sister!
• Happy birthday from the only normal kid in the family!
• Sisters are like fat thighs. They always stick together… especially on each other's birthday!
• Every year you get older you annoy me less and less. Let's hope you live to 100! Happy Birthday sis!
• There are a lot of crazy relatives in our family. So glad you're not one of them. Happy birthday dear sister!
• Sending happy birthday wishes to the world's okayest sister!
• Wishing you lots of love on your birthday, sister. You owe me $20 by the way.
Short Birthday Messages for Sister
Short on time or space? Here are short birthday messages for your sister.
• One more candle today, sis, Happy birthday!
• Here's to celebrating you, sister! HBD!
• Hooray, it's your birthday! Let's celebrate my favorite sibling!
• It's Your birthday, sissy, Celebrate big!
• Time to celebrate, Happy Birthday Sis!
• Happy birthday Sis! Hope it's a good one!
• Sending happy birthday wishes to you sister!
• Here's to many more birthday sis! Cheers!
• Cue the confetti, happy birthday sis!
• I hope your birthday is the best ever!
• Cake and presents time! Happy birthday, sister!
• Best wishes on your birthday, sister!
• Cheers, sister. happy birthday!
• Sis, Hope your day is sprinkled with joy. Happy birthday!
• Woo-hoo! Happy birthday, sis!
• Make a wish sis, Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday sissy, bring on the cake!
• Time to party, happy birthday sister!
• Birthdays are awesome and so are you, sis!
• Happy birthday sis! Love you!
• You deserved to be spoiled today sister, happy birthday!
Birthday Wishes for Sister-In-Law
For the great sister-in-law, check out these birthday messages.
• Happy birthday, sister-in-law, the only thing better than having you as a sister-in-law is having you as a friend.
• Sister-in-laws like you are precious and few, sending happy birthday wishes to you!
• To an amazing sister-in-law, you deserve the only best on your special day. Happy birthday!
• You’ve been such a blessing to our family ever since [names] got married. We’re so lucky to have you in our lives. Happy birthday to a wonderful sister-in-law!
• Family isn’t always blood. It’s the people you love and love you back no matter what. Happy birthday, dear sister-in-law
• You mean way too much to me to call you my sister-in-law, you are my bonus sister. And I’m wishing you the best birthday ever.
• I smile because you’re my sister-in-law. I laugh because you married by brother. Happy birthday sister-in-law!
• We’re not sisters by blood, but we’re sisters by heart. Love you dear sister-in-law and have a happy birthday!
• You’ve moved beyond sister-in-law, you’re my bonus sister. Hope you have a fantastic birthday!
• Sisters by marriage, Friends by choice. Wishing you the happiest birthday, my sister-in-law.
• Wishing a fantastic sister-in-law, a fabulous birthday! Hope all your birthday wishes come true!