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Looking for the right words to express Happy 90th birthday wishes? Wondering what to write in a 90th birthday card? Try one of these cheerful quotes or greetings!
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Funny 90th Birthday Wishes
Make your favorite senior laugh out loud with one of these funny 90th birthday quotes!
• Lucky for you, vintage is in. Happy 90th Birthday!
• You're not old, you're a classic.
• I'm not saying that you're old…but your candles cost more than your birthday cake!
• Everyone gets to be young once. Your turn is over!
• It's your 90th birthday – feel free to wine if you want!
• I hope I'm as wonderful as you are when I turn 90…even just half as wonderful would be great.
• On your 90th birthday, remember – age is only important if you're a cheese.
• A true friend knows how old you are…and stays for the party anyway. Happy 90th Birthday!
• Don't get all weird about growing older. Our age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying us.
• May your 90th birthday be filled with magic moments…and lots of merlot!
• Happy 90th birthday to my best friend! Here's to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!
• Like fine wine, we get better with age. Or maybe we just feel better about our age with lots of wine. Happy 90th Birthday!
• Take every birthday with a grain of salt. Of course, this works best if the salt is accompanied by a margarita.
• A little medical advice for your 90th birthday. Eat lots of birthday cake – it's good for you! Studies have shown that the more birthday cakes you've gotten, the longer you live.
• Happy 90th Birthday to someone who is forever young!
• At 90, you're still playing with a full deck. Who cares if you shuffle a little slower?
• Thinking about getting a tattoo for your 90th birthday? The best bet would be your name and address.
• On your 90th birthday, remember: you're only as old as you feel. So don't go around feeling old people.
• Don't think of it as turning 90…think of it as turning 18 with 72 years of experience.
• You'll never be old as long as your mind is young and your heart is pure. In other words, you're screwed!
• 90?? Don't panic – you've still got it! The hard part is remembering where it is.
• Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter! Happy 90th Birthday!
• You're not getting older…you're increasing in value. Have a fabulous 90th birthday!
• With age comes new skills. Now that you're 90, you can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time!
• Turning 90? Keep in mind – you're only as old as you remember you are!
• Don't let turning 90 get you down…because it's way too hard to get back up again!
• Just think of 90 as 9 perfect 10s!
• If things really do get better with age, then you're approaching perfection! Happy 90th Birthday!
• Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
• Don't pout because you have 90 candles on your cake. Just be glad you have the strength to blow the damn things out!
• Birthdays are good for your health! Studies have proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Sentimental 90th Birthday Wishes
This is the perfect occasion to let your favorite senior know how much you care about them. Try using one of these sentimental 90th birthday quotes to express your feelings of friendship and love.
• When you look back over 90 years, I hope that your memories are warm ones. When you celebrate today, I hope that your heart is filled with love and joy. When you look forward to the future, I hope that all your dreams and wishes come true.
• I hope your 90th birthday is just as special as you are.
• Congratulations on your 90th birthday! You are truly an inspiration, and I feel so blessed to have you in my life.
• May you have a happy and healthy 90th birthday! I hope you enjoy many more beautiful days ahead of you.
• I'm so lucky to have someone as special as you in my life. On your 90th birthday, I hope that you are blessed with love, health and happiness.
• Happy 90th Birthday! It's wonderful being able to share such a special birthday with someone like you. You have a heart of gold, and are so warm, loving and kind to everyone you know. I'm so glad that we have such precious memories to share.
• You've gathered 90 years of amazing memories. I hope your birthday is a day full of new fun and surprises.
• Count your days by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Wishing you a joy-filled 90th birthday!
• I hope your 90th birthday is full of sunshine and rainbows, love and laughter. You deserve the best day ever!
90th Birthday Wishes for Mom
Looking for just the right Happy 90th birthday message for Mom? She'll love one of these sweet quotes!
• Your 90th birthday is a milestone that makes me realize that my love and respect for you grow stronger each day. Happy birthday to the best Mom ever!
• Sending you a 90th birthday wish that's wrapped up with all my love!
• Mom, Happy 90th Birthday! I hope your birthday is as bright as your smile, as sweet as your love, as fun as your spirit, and as wonderful as you are. Thanks so much for always being there for me.
• We have the perfect mother and daughter relationship. You're my mother, and I'm perfect. Hope your 90th birthday is filed with laughter and love!
• Happy 90th birthday to my amazing Mom! You're not only my mother, but you're my best friend. There is no one in the world that could ever take your place, and you mean more to me than you will ever know.
• I hope that the suns shines as brightly on your birthday as your love has always shone on me. Happy 90th birthday to the most loving mom ever!
• On your 90th birthday, I hope that you enjoy all the beauty and love that surrounds love. Thank you for being such a special part of my life.
• Thank you for being my heart's first home. I wish you the most amazing 90th birthday ever!
• You are more than just a mother to me…You are my guidance, my strength, my teacher and my best friend. Thank you for giving me all the best in my life! Happy 90th Birthday, Mom!
• Of all the moms in the world, I'm so grateful that I got you. I hope your 80th birthday is unforgettable!
• Happy 90th birthday, Mom! Now that I'm older, I want to thank you for never leaving me in a shopping cart and running away. That must have been tempting.
90th Birthday Wishes for Dad
Send Dad one of these cheerful 90th birthday greetings.
• Dear Dad, It's like you just turned 18. 72 years ago, that is. Happy 90th birthday!
• Happy 90th birthday to the greatest man in the world: my friend, my protector, my father.
• God must have sent you into my life so that I would always have love in my heart. I wish you the most amazing 90th birthday ever, Dad!
• Happy 90th Birthday, Dad! I wish you a fabulous birthday, because you are a fabulous Dad. Enjoy your special day!
• I'm thinking of you and all the wonderful times we've shared. Thank you for so many amazing memories and experiences! Happy 90th Birthday, Dad!
• As each year passes, I realize just how luck I am to have such a wonderful father like you. You will always hold a special place in my heart. I hope your 90th birthday is just as wonderful as you are!
• Having a Dad like you has made my life so much happier and more complete. I've learned so much from you, and I treasure every moment and lesson. On your 90th birthday, I want to thank you for all that you've done for me. I love you, Dad
• Superheroes are one in a million. An amazing Dad like you is one in a lifetime. Thanks for everything! Happy 90th birthday, Dad!
• Before you blow out the candles on your 90th birthday cake, I hope you'll take a moment to remember what a wonderful father and friend you are. I'm so blessed to have you in my life.
• No gift can ever match the love and affection you've given me all the years of my life. Have a fabulous 90th birthday, Dad!
• Dear Dad, Thank you for sharing your wisdom. Thank you for believing in me and always being there when I need it most. I hope you have the most joyous 90th birthday ever!
90th Birthday Wishes for Grandma
Looking for cute quotes for Grandma's 90th birthday? Here are some wonderful ideas:
• Happy 90th Birthday, Grandma! You make the world a better place to live in – a place full of happiness and joy simply be spreading your immense love and care. Thanks for everything!
• Thinking loving thoughts of you, Grandma – and wishing you a 90th birthday that's as special as you are!
• On your birthday, I'd like to say how much I appreciate all the little things you've done for me that have always made such a difference in my life. Wishing you a happy 90th birthday!
• Happy 90th birthday to the world's best Grandma!
• God has truly blessed our family with you, Grandma. I hope all your birthday wishes come true!
90th Birthday Wishes for Grandpa
• You are the coolest Grandpa in town. Happy 90th Birthday! Love from your favorite grandchild,
• Grandpa, I hope your 90th birthday is filled with love, joy, fun and laughter. I am so thankful to have you as my grandfather!
• All the wonderful times I've spent with you will be sweet memories for the rest of my life. You are such an inspiration to me!
• The best Grandpa in the world deserves a special greeting from his favorite grandchild. Happy 90th birthday, Grandpa!
• You've brought so much joy and happiness to my life. I love you, Grandpa – Happy 90th birthday!
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I’ve compiled an ultimate collection of the 50 cutest and funniest happy birthday old man wishes to send him birthday greetings that will make him smile.
These happy birthday wishes are carefully selected after revising tons of ideas from different sources on the web. I’ve included only the best ones!
Whether you want something cute and heartwarming or hilarious, you’ll find it all here.
Let’s check it out!
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Top 10 Happy Birthday Old Man
Cute Happy Birthday Old Man Birthday Wishes
Funny Birthday Wishes For An Old Man
Hilarious Birthday Wishes For An Old Man
Birthday Wishes For An Older Man
In Conclusion
Top 10 Happy Birthday Old Man
These are my 10 favorite happy birthday old man birthday wish ideas. Have a look!
1. “I heard you were middle-aged… as in, born in the Middle Ages. Happy bday, old man.”
2. “Just another year and another wrinkle on the ol’ nutsack. Happy birthday!”
3. “Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do stupid stuff, just a lot slower. Happy birthday man!”
4. “Birthdays suck when you’re old, but at least you don’t have too many more to go.”
5. “It’s nice to be young, healthy, and full of energy.. do you remember what that feels like? Happy birthday old man!”
6. “Age is just a number… although in your case, it’s a pretty big number! Happy birthday to an old fossil.”
7. “Happy birthday to a man who seems to get more handsome with age! You know, at some point, though, that’ll all start to change, right?”
8. “Happy birthday, old man. Now might be a good time to stop acting your age.”
9. “Happy birthday! I’ve kept the receipt for the gift, y’know, just in case you didn’t make it.”
10. “Another year older, my wise, old friend! Happy birthday! Remember, you’re never too old to throw an incredible and unforgettable party!”
Cute Happy Birthday Old Man Birthday Wishes
If you want to go with something cute, pick one of these cute birthday wishes.
1. “Relax, old man. You survived disco. You can survive another birthday.”
2. “The joy of celebrating a birthday when you’re old is that you have so many loved ones around you always. Happy birthday old man!”
3. “Happy birthday to a man who, as he grows older, only becomes a greater source of wisdom and inspiration in my life! Sending my best wishes to you today!”
4. “Hey, old man, you do realize that you’re getting old? Time to get some rest and relaxation – you have worked so hard all your life! Happy birthday and have a blast!”
5. “Happy birthday! You may be old now, but your age brought you plenty of wisdom to share and many more stories to tell. We thank God for having you with us on your special day!”
6. “Happy birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!
7. “Times flies fast. And through all this time, you have been a confident, handsome man. May you be the way you are! Let your old times be behind you and start a new life full of joy and happiness. Happy birthday!”
8. “Happy birthday to you! I see that the God above has kept you healthy and well for so many past decades and more – stay healthy and well, old man!”
9. “Growing old is, unfortunately, inevitable and totally unavoidable, but growing up is completely your choice! I, for once, vote that you never grow up and stay the fun, young-at-heart, and good-humored guy that you are! Happy birthday to you!”
10. “Hey, old man, so it’s your birthday today! I wish I could heal those back pains you keep complaining about, but I really can’t. Be well soon!”
Funny Birthday Wishes For An Old Man
Sending a funny birthday message is always a good idea. Here are some examples you may use.
1. “Happy birthday, old man! Enjoy eating your birthday cake with all of your own teeth while you still have them!”
2. “Happy birthday, old fart. There’s just one thing I want to know. What did they put on top of your birthday cake before the invention of fire?”
3. “They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be the exception that proves the rule. Happy Birthday to an exceptional old guy.”
4. “You think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year, this year, you’re ancient. Happy birthday my relic of a friend!”
5. “Happy birthday old man. There’s just one thing I want to know. What did they put on top of your birthday cake before the invention of fire?”
6. “Happy birthday old man! May your knees stop hurting, your back and neck stop cracking, and you finally stop your yakking and visiting the doctor for some actual help!”
7. “With old age comes new skills: you can laugh, cough, sneeze and piss yourself all at once! Happy birthday!”
8. “Happy birthday! I wanted to crack a joke about how old you are, but in truth, the fact that you’re still going at this age is cause for celebration!”
9. “I was going to give you some advice – “you have to appreciate the little things”. But I remembered that at your age, spotting little things is easier said than done! Happy birthday!”
10. “Your birthday is a painful reminder of how old I am getting. Happy birthday!”
Hilarious Birthday Wishes For An Old Man
Below you’ll find a list of hilarious birthday wishes for an old man. Pick one and send it as a good morning message to start his day right!
1. “Happy birthday, old man. Hope you have an exciting birthday celebration… followed by a nice, long nap.”
2. “Another year, and you’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory! Happy Birthday you old fart!”
3. “Happy birthday to a true relic! For your age and your age alone, you deserve to be well and truly treasured! After all, there aren’t too many still around from your era! I hope you enjoy your special day and however many more remain!”
4. “Can you let me know if you’re going to be blowing your candles out? I want to have the hospital on speed dial. That much effort at your age, you can’t be too careful. Happy Birthday oldie!”
5. “Happy birthday, old man! It looks like you’ve already passed the peak of your life, which means only one thing: it’s all downhill from here! I’m wishing you all the very best on your special day and for the years ahead!”
6. “I was going to make fun of you on your birthday. Fortunately for you, I was taught to respect my elders.”
7. “Getting older isn’t all bad, buddy! Sure, your hair’s going to go gray, and those dashing good looks you’re used to will start to fade, but just think of all the perks and discounts that await you as a senior citizen! Happy birthday!”
8. “I was sure I would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space! Happy birthday old man!”
9. “Happy birthday, you rugged old man! If anything, this would be about the right time for you to stop all those wild activities and start acting your age.”
10. “If you believe in it, you can be anything! Unless you want to be young again, then I’m afraid you missed that train, grandpa!”
Birthday Wishes For An Older Man
Check out these birthday wishes you can use to wish a happy birthday to your dear male friend.
1. “Your birthday is one of my favorite days of the year. It reminds me that you will always be older than me.”
2. “It can’t be easy turning this grand age of yours, so I just want you to know that you have my full support, both emotionally and physically! Happy birthday!”
3. “You have always been a joy to be around when you were younger, old man. Now that we are both older, you are the best company that I could ever ask for. Happy bday!”
4. “Happy birthday to you! Many of the best things in life get better with age, and you’re certainly no exception to that! I’m sending my very best wishes to you today as you turn yet another year older, my man!”
5. “Getting older isn’t all bad, buddy! Sure, your hair’s going to go gray, and those dashing good looks you’re used to will start to fade, but just think of all the perks and discounts that await you as a senior citizen! Hbd!”
6. “You may be old now, old man, but your mind is still as sharp as ever. Happy birthday and may God bless you with much, much more!”
7. “Today is the birthday of a kind and brave man. I sincerely wish you strength and prosperity, kindness and love, a good mood, and a lot of luck.”
8. “As you get closer and closer to old age, you’ll realize that having a senior moment will start to become a regular occurrence! Happy birthday, old-timer!”
9. “I love having you around. You have always been spreading so much joy and love – it’s great that you aren’t stopping just because of your age! Happy birthday to you.”
10. “A special man celebrates his birthday today. Seeing you makes me so excited to grow old, you’re getting finer and finer each day. Happy birthday!”
In Conclusion
Thank you for stopping by and checking out my collection of happy birthday old man wishes.
I hope you enjoyed it and hope to see you again.
Until next time!
