Funny 30Th Birthday Wishes For Husband

Funny birthday messages about gifts:

Reveal the biggest surprise to your boyfriend on this birthday – gifting him with nothing! Check out these hilariously funny messages about birthday gifts:

1. "Happy birthday, my lovely boyfriend!

I'm sorry that I haven't got a gift for you this year, but let's be honest, just being able to see my beautiful face every day is the best gift in itself!"

2. "You always tell me to spend less money. Well, I've decided to take your advice. It is reflected in the birthday gift I bought you."

3. "I am so glad to have a sweet boyfriend who is not concerned with material things. That's why I kept your birthday budget low. Happy Birthday."

4. Dear Boyfriend, I wanted to get you something special for your birthday but you already have the best gift ever… ME!

5. "Birthday presents are overrated. I got you hugs & kisses instead. Happy Birthday!"

Funny Birthday Messages about Age:

Give him a little Burnol moment by reminding him that he is getting older with each year and watch his face go red with anger, followed by a burst of laughter:

6. "To the birthday boy, you're getting up there in age. Don't spend too much time counting your candles or you'll get dizzy. Another year has passed and another year which didn't suck. Happy Birthday."

7. "I can't find the cake underneath all these candles! Happy Birthday, old man."

8. "Congratulations on your 10,950th days alive. Happy 30th Birthday, Sweetie!"

9. "Don't enjoy too much of your birthday cake. We all know that the older you get, the harder it is to lose those pounds."

10. "Honey, I know you're 30 going on 16 but it's time to start acting your age! Happy Birthday!"

11. "Cheers to getting old but not looking your age! Happy Birthday, Honey."

12. "Have a great birthday darling. You know you're getting old when you can't party like you used to."

13. "Happy Birthday, Baby! Today you have one more wrinkle to hate."

14. "Happy birthday to my ageing boyfriend!Luckily for you, I like older men!"

15. "You appear more and more handsome

with age, my love! But then again, my

eyesight is also getting worse with age!"

Self-appreciation Birthday Greetings for Boyfriend:

Do you know why your boyfriend is so lucky? Because you are his girlfriend! Go ahead and appreciate the role you play in his life to make him mad, really mad!

16. "If laughter is meant to keep you young and make you live longer, then you're in luck because you have a hilarious girlfriend like me to keep you laughing!"

17. "Happy birthday to my boyfriend who has excellent taste!

I mean, he chose me as his girlfriend,so that kind of says it all!"

18. "Happy birthday to an amazing guy who has an even more amazing girlfriend!

Have a great day, you lucky man!

19. " You're worth the effort, and boy,

are you a lot of effort!

Being your girlfriend requires lots of patience, determination, courage and perseverance.

Luckily, you have a wonderful girlfriend with all of these great qualities!"

20. "Happy birthday from the best

gift you could ever ask for,

your ever-loving girlfriend!"

Sarcastic Birthday Messages for Boyfriend:

A teaspoon of fun and a pinch of sarcasm is a great recipe to bake a humour cake on your boyfriend's birthday!

21. "Happy birthday, handsome!

I'm not surprised that people don't believe you're my boyfriend at times; I have a hard time believing someone so perfect can be real too sometimes!"

22. "I know that I can be hormonal, but after being your girlfriend, I'm convinced of the possibility that you too have a visit from mother nature every month. Here is a sweet birthday wish from your rotten girlfriend. Love you always. Happy Birthday."

23. "Since it's your natal day, I tried to think and write down all the good things about you to make you a special birthday message. It's been an hour and my paper is still blank. Happy birthday! You are indescribable."

Funny Birthday Wishes To Ex-Boy Friend:

Your ex may be officially out of your life, but not out of your friend's list yet. So, make you you wish him on his birthday and make him a teeny bit jealous!

24. "You were one of the lessons that are just so hard to remember, happy birthday ex-boyfriend."

25. "Happy birthday ex-boyfriend, I guess our paths do not cross for a long time but I enjoyed it."

So, how did you find our collection of funny birthday wishes for your boyfriend? Do you like them or love them? We really can't wait to know the reactions of your boy after reading these witty lines!

For a Supportive Husband

The way you've supported me through all the ups and downs,
The way you've listened to me, understood me when I needed it the most,
I've discovered the most amazing friend in you.
Thank you so much for being you, and Happy Birthday!

Moments of Joy

Moments of joy you've given me
Are pearls of my life’s garland.
You've made things so beautiful...
Happy Birthday, dear Husband

Glad That You're Mine

Our memories more colorful than springs,
Our togetherness a diamond mine,
You turn moments to precious paintings,
Be it a cup of coffee, be it time we dine,
When you remember the smallest things,

When my smile makes your eyes shine,
I feel like happiness has given me wings,
That I can actually fly and be on cloud nine.
On your birthday, my heart simply sings
Songs of joy, so glad that you're mine.

Happy birthday to the most caring husband.

Funny Birthday Messages

If sappy romantic messages don't sit that well with you, try these lighthearted messages.

Funny Little Poem

I thought, on your birthday, I should make you aware,
That species of good husbands are getting quite rare.
I’ve approved you as the perfect specimen:
After all, my husband loves me 24/7!

Although, I am wondering how you manage to perform at the office with this 24/7 duty of love.
Happy birthday to my loving and beloved Husband…

Naughty Birthday Wish

Goosebumps. That’s what I wish for your birthday. Of course, due to excitement about all the celebrations, gifts and surprises that come your way. Although when you start overdoing things, I think a little fear of me will be good too… Yeah, Goosebumps.

Teasing Birthday Wish

In the morning today, I suddenly noticed you’re looking older. A few extra grays on your head, a few more wrinkles getting more widespread. But that’s okay, you still look handsome, hon. And you always will. I love you, and happy birthday, sweetheart.

Message for a Workaholic

I was always told that love goes to the background after marriage. I always wondered about the “foreground.” Luckily, in my case, the foreground is not a breathing, beautiful, femme fatale. It’s just the work. Don’t you think birthdays are good times to swap the foreground and background? And since I won’t be writing a wish on my birthday, why don’t we switch them on your birthday, and forget about work for a day?
Happy birthday from the background!

Even Today

Even today, when I look at you,
I feel the butterflies dancing in my tummy.
Even today, when you look at me that particular way,
My heart starts beating twice as fast.

Even today... I would stop writing now, 'cause
I’ll give you this note
In the middle of celebrations tonight,
And I want the celebrations to last…
Happy birthday to the savior of my romantic dreams!

My Dream

You are my every dream come true,
My wish granted from high above,
Waking up every morning with you
Is like falling once again in love,

On your birthday, I want to cherish
Memories we've created till now,
As much as I plan to nourish
Our glorious dream to fulfill each vow.

Happy birthday to my husband, who keeps the romance in me alive always.

As Time Goes By

It’s your birthday,
Another day to realise,
That time is flying away…
Another day acting as a measure
Of this wonderful time we’re having together,
Another day when I should let you know in writing
Along with whispering in your ear with a sigh,
That I love you more and more as time goes by.

To my husband who is fortunately the love of my life,
Happy Birthday, Love

Honey B’day

I don't want to wish you a happy birthday.
You’ve made my life so sweet, that I wanna wish you
A Honey B’day!

Extended Happy Birthday Quotes

Any witty quote can be extended to create a unique birthday message. Here are some examples.

Example 1:

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep or the last to awake in the morning.

— Honore de Balzac

Message: And since I don’t want anyone to doubt that you’re a good husband, I’ve decided that your birthday gift will be that I’ll go to sleep earlier than you do and wake you up early in the morning too. Just kidding, but you should do something about your sleeping routine. Happy Birthday!
(P.S.: The line in the italics is optional. Remove it if your husband has a good sense of humor.

Example 2:

Not until I married you did I realize the truth in this quote:

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

— Franklin P. Jones

Message: On your birthday, I want you to know that I love the enthusiastic child in you. Happy Birthday, Kiddo!

Print out a colorful card for your hubby!

Short Wishes for Gift Tags

From the love of your life,
Happy B’day
To the love of my life

To my Darling,
I Wish us an amazing day.
Happy B’day,
From your Darling

This gift is to attest ~
My Husband’s
the world’s best!

This gift of love
Will fit you like a glove!
Happy B’day, Mr. Husband!

Husbands can be very annoying, but they are still the best! Got one of the best husbands? Here is a collection of messages to send to them on their birthday.

Happy 30th Birthday Quotes Wishes for Your Husband

The very best of happy 30th birthday messages, wishes and quotes for your lovely husband on his 30th birthday.

1. You have always told me I could do anything I wanted in life and encouraged me to pursue my dreams. You have been a source of constant inspiration and support. Happy birthday to my husband who also doubles as my life coach. God bless you.

2. You are a good friend, a wonderful father, and a loving husband. I hope you know that you are loved not just by me but by your whole family. Thanks for always bringing happiness wherever you go. Happy birthday!

3. Just seeing your face brightens my day, and not just because you are so handsome. That doesn’t hurt though! Happy birthday to my charming, adorable, and sexy husband!

4. Dear husband, I hope you never change in life, because you are absolutely perfect the way you are. I am so grateful I married a man as wonderful as you. Enjoy your birthday.

5. Even though we have gotten older, I am still discovering new reasons to love you. You are a loving father and an incredible husband. I hope your birthday is filled with many moments of love and joy. Enjoy at 30!

6. There is no doubt that you are the best husband in the world. Yes, I do doubt your directional abilities, cooking, and laundry skills, but never your love. Happy birthday to my darling husband!

7. Life is an incredible journey, and there is no one I’d rather have by my side during it than you. Every moment we’ve had together is as irreplaceable as you are. Happy birthday, dear husband.

8. You have given me so much love and comfort over the years, and I am deeply grateful. I’m so glad I get to spend the rest of my days returning the favor. Happy 30th birthday, sweet hubby!

9. Not only are you always on my mind, but you will forever be in my heart. Husband as loving as you is hard to find, and I plan on spending the rest of my days being grateful I found you. Have a blast!

10. You are the center of my whole world. Happy birthday to the man who brought meaning and joy into my life. May your birthday be filled with every wonder that you could wish for this year and after.

11. No words would ever be enough to express my gratitude for all the love you’ve given me. You are an extraordinary husband, and I intend to envelop you in love and care for your birthday. Happy Sunday, darling.

12. Thanks for always dealing with my craziness and still managing to love me unconditionally. It must be hard to be my husband, but you make it look so effortless. Happy birthday, better half. I love you.

13. You have given me uncountable moments of joy and happiness over the years. You are more than my husband; you are my best friend. I hope your birthday is just as fantastic as you are. Enjoy your day.

14. Your kisses may be sweeter than candy, but it’s your love that genuinely sweetens my soul. No amount of cake could ever be as sweet as you! Happy birthday to my husband.

15. Thank you for being everything I could ever need in a husband. You are my everything, and I hope your birthday is just as phenomenal as you are. Happy 30th birthday, my love.

16. I hope you know that I think of you countless times during my day. Even when we are apart, you are always in my thoughts and in my heart. Happy birthday to my truly phenomenal husband.

17. I’m so lucky that I have such an amazing and incredible husband in my life. You are nothing short of perfection, baby. May your birthday be filled with warmth and laughter. I truly love you.

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18. Dear husband, I want you to know that I love you with all my heart. Nothing could have prepared me for the incredible life we have been blessed with so far. You have made every step of our journey together a wonderful experience. We rocking this 30 together.

19. You are the reason my life is so full of laughter and joy. You have brought me nothing but happiness, and I am incredibly glad that I have such a wonderful husband. Happy birthday, my husband.

20. There is no place I’d rather be in life than wrapped up tight in your arms. You always make me feel safe and loved. I have no words for how grateful I am to have a husband like you. Let’s meet in the other room tonight. You already know what that means. Happy birthday, choco!

21. Having a partner as amazing as you has been one of the greatest gifts I have ever been given in life. Happy birthday, my love.

22. Time stands still when I gaze into your eyes. If only it would stand still forever. At least you can comfort yourself that you are aging really well. Happy birthday to my timeless husband.

23. Thank you for always encouraging me to believe in myself. I’m glad I get to spend the rest of my life returning the favor because husbands as supportive and loving as you are hard to come by. I love you, baby.

24. I married a man who is gentle, thoughtful, and loving. How I managed to entrap you, I’m not sure, but I plan on never letting you go! Happy birthday, my darling. Enjoy!

25. You have given me more love and support than I could ever hope for. Thank you for always making me feel like a gorgeous, confident, and supremely loved woman. You are the best husband a woman could wish for. Have a blast at 30!

26. Dear husband, I want you to know that despite our differences over the years, you are still my everything. There is no storm our love cannot go through. Thank you for everything. Happy 30th birthday, baby.

27. You are the embodiment of all that is right and good in my world. Having a husband as loving as you has proven to me that dreams really do come true. I hope all your dreams come true this year as well. Happy birthday, hubby.

28. I am so fortunate that I got to marry a man who was not only my better half but my soulmate as well. Happy birthday, my husband. Enjoy heavenly increase at 30!

29. You set my world on fire with the kind of love that can never burn out. Thank you for always bringing light, joy, and warmth to my life. Happy 30th birthday to my hot and sweet hubby.

30. Thanks for always being the kind of husband that makes all my friends jealous. You are so thoughtful, romantic, and kind. I’m not sure how I landed such perfection, but I’m definitely never letting you go. Happy birthday, handsome.

31. You have changed my life in ways too numerous to count, but all of them have been for the better. You make me want to be a better wife because you are an exceptional husband. Enjoy your day to the fullest.

32. I would have been lost without all your love and support throughout the years. Thank you for always being my very own cheerleader as well as my husband. I love you, sweet.

33. To the world, you may be just a man, but to me, you are my world. You are an incredible person, but you are an even more incredible husband. Happy birthday to the man who loves me more than anyone else.

34. Not every woman realizes how precious a good husband is. He’s a lover, protector, and provider. More than that, a good husband is always there for you in every way. Know that I will forever appreciate every little thing you do. Happy birthday!

35. I’m so glad I have the honor of being called your wife. May your birthday be filled with nothing but happy memories.

36. Every day spent with you is a new adventure. Thank you for bringing excitement into my life, and I hope our journey never ends. Happy birthday to my adventurous husband. I love you.

37. You always spoil me with your love, so this year I want to return the favor. Today, anything you want, just mention, and it would be done. Happy birthday, husband!

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38. From the moment I first set my eyes on you, I knew I loved you, and time has only made my love stronger. I am so grateful I have a husband as empathetic and loving as you. I hope your birthday is everything you want it to be. Love!

39. My life was so empty before you came into it, and when I met you my whole world changed for the better. I look back and am so thankful that I married such a compassionate, purpose-driven, and affectionate man. Happy birthday, my darling.

40. Thank you for giving me so many incredible memories in life. Life with you has been full of surprise and laughter, but I firmly believe that the best is yet to come. Happy birthday, sweetheart.

41. It’s difficult to find the right words to tell you how much I love you, but if you look into my eyes, I think you will understand completely. You mean so much to me. Happy birthday.

42. Happy birthday to the sweetest husband in the world, and may your special day be filled with lots of cake, presents, and love.

43. I want to take today to thank you for all you do for me. You are an exceptionally thoughtful and affectionate husband, and I am so thankful that I get to spend the rest of my days with you. Love you.

44. Thank you for bringing peace and love into my life. Marrying you was the smartest decision I ever made, and I am just so glad that I said yes. I can’t imagine life without you, and I’m fortunate that I don’t have to! Happy birthday, boo.

45. You make my world more beautiful just by being in it. Thank you for always brightening up my day with your positivity and love. Your smile still makes my heart skip a beat after all this time. Happy birthday, Mr. Romantic.

46. I feel nothing but happiness and bliss when I think of all the years we still have ahead of us. Every moment spent with you has brought me joy, and I hope you have the sweetest birthday.

47. Thank you for always knowing how to lift me up when I am feeling down. Your words always cheer me up, but it’s your kisses that always lift my soul. Happy birthday, honey.

48. We may not have had a perfect marriage, but we are perfect together. I love you all the more for your imperfections. No one gets me as you do. Happy birthday to my perfect companion.

49. You are more than the love of my life; you complete me. I look back at the time before I met you, and I am grateful that I didn’t know then what I was missing. Every day spent with you is an incomparable joy. Happy 30th birthday, love.

50. The secret behind having a happy and successful marriage is to marry a husband like you. One who is devoted, loving, and able to put up with a little bit of craziness. That last one is probably the most important! Lol! Happy birthday, dear.

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