Sarcastic Morning Greetings

Funny Good Morning Wishes: Starting a day with a big smile on the face is the best thing to do. You can easily make your dear ones laugh in the morning if you want to. Here are some funny good morning messages for your friends or lovers to wish them good morning in the funniest way possible. Make his/her day just by sending them a hilarious good morning text right when they wake up. Your good morning greetings can make a big difference in their life. Be the reason for their smile and make them laugh right at the beginning of their day. These funny good morning wishes will help you bring smiles to their faces right in the morning!

Funny Good Morning Messages

Good morning. Start the day with a fart just like any other day!

The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning!

Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.

Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning!

Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!

Love is blind until I wake up and see your face in the morning!

Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today.

I was about to say ‘shut up and go to sleep’ to all the early risers, but it's not socially acceptable. So, good morning!

Good morning to the one who just earned one more day to have the privilege of spending time with me. I love you.

Good morning, dear. I know you have so many goals to start the day with. Rising early is not one of them.

I was the richest person in the world, and then it happened. The alarm bell rang. Good morning!

The saddest part of the morning is waking up realizing it's not a holiday. Gonna spend the whole day with the same old routine. Good morning!

Every morning is a blessing only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed. With an alarm clock, it’s a curse. Good morning!

Good morning! If you think you didn’t have enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have your chance to take some mid-day naps later.

Wake up and welcome one more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one.

Life is full of stress and troubles. If you want to have a good day, don’t get off your bed. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life happening to you!

If the world was kind to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Good morning to everyone living in this cruel, unjust world.

Funny Good Morning Messages for Him

I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!

Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!

"You have a message: wake up you lazy".

Don’t make me rise so early by sending good morning texts. I want to dream more about you and me.

It was a dream where you and I were spending some time together. Then the alarm clock interfered, and thank God for saving me!

Wishing you a refreshing cup of coffee and a very short Monday! Good morning!

Good luck to your waking up at the noon, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then going back to sleep again thinking it’s still early in the morning.

You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!

Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning!

You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning!

Funny Good Morning Messages for Her

I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interest! Good morning!

I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!

Good Morning! Please wake up and be thankful for a husband like me!

You really need to learn how to wake up early and make a fragrant cup of coffee for your boyfriend. Good morning!

Since you’re not a cup of coffee, why should I wake up early?

Sarcastic Morning Greetings

I was trying to write a very romantic good morning text for you. But then I woke up and realized that I’m not a poet.

Your kiss is my most favorite thing in the morning, besides your hug. Am I getting them today or not? Good morning sweetheart!

I woke up to send you a good morning text and now I’m planning to go back to bed again. I hope you’ll wake me up with a reply. Good morning!

Before I met you, I never thought procrastination can be infectious. Good morning and good luck for one more day full of lying in the bed and texting each other.

Your good morning text and a cup of coffee make a perfect combination of happiness in the morning! Good morning sweetheart!

Funny Good Morning Wishes for Friends

Good morning dear friend. You’re alive and well, what an unpleasant surprise!

Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!

A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!

Wishing you good morning right at the beginning of another stressful day.

I heard you’re having a tough time with your alarm clock. It happens when you’re having an affair with your bed. Good morning mate!

Have a good cup of coffee and get your engine started because you’re going to have one more stressful day before its weekend! Good morning!

Good morning to you. Good luck with trying to find a good mood today!

Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!

You’re definitely not the kind of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good morning text to a friend. So, I’m the one who’s playing the role. Good morning!

Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!

Good morning and thank you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re a good friend indeed!

Funny Good Morning Quotes

“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” – Jim Davis

“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” – Punit Ghadge

“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” – Phil Dunphy

“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” – Ursula Le Guin

“When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” – Crystal Woods

“My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.” – Unknown

“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.” – Mickey Nice

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook

“I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again.” – Suburban Men

“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” – Tony Smite

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost

“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!” – Fulton J. Sheen

“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben

“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.” – Ray Bradbury

“Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.” – Catherynne Valente

Nothing is healthier in the morning than a good laugh, not even the healthiest of breakfasts. If you have someone in your life that you care about the most, it's your responsibility to make sure they get their daily dose of happiness and fun right when they start the day. Funny good morning messages and greetings from you can bring delight to their soul and cheers in their minds. The hilariously funny and witty good morning messages we have compiled can be your perfect tool to spread happiness and joy around you. Make every morning enjoyable and worthwhile for your loved ones by sending them funny good morning wishes, messages and greetings.



Funny good morning love text for her will make her smile in the morning and brighten up her day.

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Funny Good Morning Texts for Her to Wake Up To

The sun is up, the sky is blue, today is beautiful and so are you.

If you did not see me as the first thing after you woke up, I’ll advise you to sleep again. Good morning, darling.

The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning!

I was going to make breakfast but the alarm rang. Looks like I’ll have cereal today!

Why do they call it beauty sleep, when you wake up looking like a troll!

Every morning gives me a reason to think logically so I can know who shines more, you or the sun. Good morning, baby.

Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.

I had everything I could ever want in life … then the alarm rings. Hello, world! Good Morning!

Getting up early is the first sleep in the wrong direction! Good morning my Love!

A million mornings will come, but none will be as sweet as today’s, because I woke up to see you. Good morning, heart.

Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning!

Morning! I’m so glad you’re here with me today.

I’m pretty sure my pillow hates you because I want to trade it in for you!

Remember to take your time when getting off the bed. That’s a trouble queens have to endure. Sorry, and good morning, my darling.

Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge fan of morning. It’s just that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

Good morning! Your sweet teddy bear misses you, I can’t wait to see you.

Love is blind until I wake up and see your face in the morning!

I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interest! Good morning!

Me and mornings do not see eye to eye, mostly because I just do not want to open mine.

Do you want breakfast in bed? If yes, it’s not possible today, because I’m already at work. Good morning, honey.

I was about to say ‘shut up and go to sleep’ to all the early risers, but it’s not socially acceptable. So, good morning!

I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!

Every morning is special and you will not get them again. Good morning my dear!

Maybe the reason you woke up to my absence is because I’ve finally run from you. Just kidding. You’re so amazing that I’ll never do that. Good morning.

Good morning to the one who just earned one more day to have the privilege of spending time with me. I love you.

Good Morning! Please wake up and be thankful for a husband like me!

Wake up my love. Flowers, smiles and laughter are waiting for you. Good morning, Love.

First things first. How can I really build up a good morning message for you, so I could send tomorrow? Meanwhile, good morning, my love.

Good morning, dear. I know you have so many goals to start the day with. Rising early is not one of them.

Sarcastic Morning Greetings

You really need to learn how to wake up early and make a fragrant cup of coffee for your boyfriend. Good morning!

Coffee is only harmful if a whole bag from the fifth floor falls on your head. Good morning!

I’m the first to send you a good morning message. Yay! I just won a competition between us that you’re not even aware of. Good morning, sweetheart.

Every morning is a blessing only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed. With an alarm clock, it’s a curse. Good morning!

Funny Good Morning Messages for Her

To my love: Every morning, I think about how beautiful you are! It distracts me from your breath!

Once, I dreamed about waking by you to say good morning every day, but one who doesn’t work won’t eat. Good morning, dearie.

If you wake up to meet me every morning, I guess I’ll never go to work again. Good morning, darling.

Whenever you alarm, whatever it is, finally wakes you up, I hope this text gives you a reason not to sleep back. Good morning, honey.

Good morning! At 10 a.m. we are meeting with my parents, then if you are alive, we will go shopping.

Too much of everything, they say, is not good. So let this be a blank message for you. Good morning, sweetheart.

Since you’re not a cup of coffee, why should I wake up early?

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. Have you gotten your fix yet? Good morning to you! And stop screaming.

I’m really a genius to be sending you wake-up messages. Tell your girls to tell their men to learn from me. Good morning, love.

If you woke up to meet a problem, I hope this text is the magician you’re looking for — but let your phone be safe! Good morning, baby.

Good morning! If you think you didn’t have enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have your chance to take some mid-day naps later.

I was trying to write a very romantic good morning text for you. But then I woke up and realized that I’m not a poet.

Good morning my beloved. If you’re still sleeping, then you need to understand why folks call you fat and lazy.

Good thought of a morning where you won’t wake up to see me, and he gave man the ideas to invent phone. Good morning, darling.

Things I hate the most… Alarm clocks, things I like the most… The snooze button… Whom I love the most… You.

May you never wake from sleep before I do, so you’ll always wake up to my texts. Good morning, honey.

Your kiss is my most favorite thing in the morning, besides your hug. Am I getting them today or not? Good morning sweetheart!

If you had a nightmare, I hope this text heightens the horror of the scenes. LOL. Good morning, baby.

Wake up and be thankful because I’m your boyfriend. Because I will always love you. Good morning!

I did not forget to kiss you before leaving for work, just that I took the evidence to the office. Good morning, my love.

I hope your morning is fresher than everything we’ll eat today. Have an awesome morning, darling.

Wake up and welcome one more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one.

I don’t wish people good morning. I just say, morning, then it’s up to them. I’m not taking responsibility for that.

If I could get a better morning for you, I bet all of my salary that I would, plus all of yours too. Good morning, sweetheart.

I woke up to send you a good morning text and now I’m planning to go back to bed again. I hope you’ll wake me up with a reply. Good morning!

Funny Good Morning Wishes for Her

I wish you a day full of unmeasurable good things. When you get them, remember my cut, 20%. Good morning sunshine.

Not being around to look at your pretty face, I feel like I have less work to do today. Have an awesome morning, honey.

You know I’m a true peacekeeper, but let me finish my coffee first and nobody gets hurt! Have a good morning afterward!

I’d rather send you these good morning texts than send you gold and silver in the morning. You agree, right? Good morning, honey.

Life is full of stress and troubles. If you want to have a good day, don’t get off your bed. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life happening to you!

Sarcastic Morning Greetings

Wake up to this message saying good morning, then meet all the housework I ran away from. Good morning, my darling.

When you read this text, honey, try to remain in your container, so you don’t flow away, so I’ll see you when I get back home. Good morning, honey.

That wonderful bird, singing near your window, is my companion, who agreed to help me to express my feelings for you.

The funny things around me are boring when you’re also around me. Can I call you a seasonal comedian? Good morning, baby girl.

Before I met you, I never thought procrastination can be infectious. Good morning and good luck for one more day full of lying in the bed and texting each other.

Sometimes I wish there was no alarm clock because that is the only device which wakes me up while I am dreaming of you.

Join a lot of beautiful girls out there to receive a good morning text, but don’t leave me for any of their boyfriends. Good morning, my dear.

Your good morning text and a cup of coffee make a perfect combination of happiness in the morning! Good morning sweetheart!

You can’t have me and a good morning together, so I choose a good morning for you. I’m at work. Good morning, dearie.

Love is everything. Good morning, darling.

This is a good morning desire for you if morning do exist in your life. So far as i know, your day begins at noon and ends at sunrise.

Some people wake up at noon and call it a morning. I am wishing you good morning now so you know when the real morning is!

When you wake up, you may start to miss me. This text is to remind you to miss me. Good morning, darling.

Good morning and thank you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re a good girlfriend indeed!

All the things I said I’ll do for you, and here is today and they are not done. Well, one day, they will. Good morning, baby.

If you wake up high, kindly sleep back, so you can acknowledge this message when you read it. Good morning, honey.

A little step may be the start of a great journey. And sometimes that step is getting up off the bed. Hope you have a great day today!

You’re probably thinking "where is he?" Well, I wanted you to see this text before you see me. I’ll soon be home. Good morning, sweet.

I like my bed more than I like most people, especially in the morning. Except for you, maybe, I like you almost just as much as my bed.

We’re far apart, but our phones can act as post offices. As long as we’re not postmen, I’m good, though. Good morning, dearie.

The funny things around me are boring when you’re also around me. Can I call you a seasonal comedian? Good morning, baby girl.

Funny Flirty Good Morning Texts For Her

I’m so at rest right now, and it’s not because you’re not here. Just thought I should tell you how I feel. Good morning, baby.

Sending the person who puts up with me, every day, a good morning message! May this morning find you even more patient than the last!

If the earth falls down on us, I’ll crumble under the weight. I really can’t save you then. Good morning, sweetheart.

Good morning, gorgeous, thanks for sleeping with me. Losing teddy was worse than I thought. Thanks for helping me get through this.

If you wake up any of these days and see me by your side, don’t conclude that I’ve bees sacked. I just took a break. Good morning, honey.

Thank you, in advance, for helping me do my part of the morning chores. I really had to run. Good morning, sweetheart.

A lover is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!

I’m tired of work because it makes me miss you. But bills are not smiling these days. Good morning, love.

Even if the very first thing I crave in the morning is a strong cup of coffee, you are the very first thing that pops in my head. Good morning, honey!

This day is a great day. Not like other days were not great, but, just understand and smile. Good morning, darling.

Good morning, gorgeous. You spoiled me with your care and kindness, and now I cannot start my day without you. Let’s wake up together always.

Nothing to say apart from "don’t sleep after reading this text, please." LMAO. Good morning, baby.

I always give my 100% while at work: 10% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday, 35% on Wednesday, 25% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. What about you?

Sarcastic Morning Greetings

This is me saying good morning. Tell me yours. Good morning again, darling.

Wake up! Let’s look forward to seeing the night stars again tonight. I hope you satisfied the mosquitoes at night, they’ll be waiting tonight, too.

If I ever get disconnected from you, I’ll definitely repair the connection that minute, because you mean much to me. Good morning, my darling.

Good morning baby girl. It’s a pleasing day and the sun is shining just as bright as you today. I feel super lucky to say that this little sunshine is mine.

If this message doesn’t make you laugh, read it again and don’t stop until you laugh. Good morning, dearie.

Sleeping late and waking up late will be the two biggest enemies of good health. Congratulations to performing like a professional to you. Good morning!

What do you want from me this morning? I’d have given you, but I’m out already. LOL. Good morning, dear.

I want to kiss you, lick you, bite you, and to make sure I eat every bit of you. My sweet buffalo meat. I really miss it. Good morning! Have a lovely day.

Everything I’ve seen this morning looks like you, except the 13-year-old bridge I drove on. Good morning, love.

Hilarious Good Morning Messages for Her

Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear!

I wish I could send this message in my handwriting, but, well, let’s manage. Good morning, baby.

Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!

It’s Monday morning. Wake up and do extra work. Good morning, beauty.

Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my little life.

As you take care of the house in my absence, don’t let any come to you, for my sake. Good morning, darling.

I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you in this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interests! Good morning!

Let every day go by, but I decided that, today, you must wake up to a good morning text from me. Mama, I made it! Good morning, darling.

Roses are red, and violets are blue if kissing you all day is a crime, I have totally forgotten my rhyme… Please blow me a kiss all the same. Good morning,baby.

Eating and missing whatever food you cooked, missing it because it will be a great addition to what I’m eating. Good morning, honey.

No girl in the world, apart from you, is as beautiful as you. Have a nice day, dearest dearie.

You don’t look too good in the morning; I guess that’s why you prefer to sleep through it. Wishing you a good morning so you’ll actually wake up looking awesome!

Beautiful lady, that can’t wake up before me, what’s beautiful about her? LOL. Good morning, sweetest sweetheart.

Wake up and disgrace the sun with your bright eyes. Just don’t look at it directly, for your own good. I love you, baby. Good morning.

Good morning, babe, all I want to say is that you deserve the best life can offer. Apparently life is a little off today- it’s raining cats and dogs so don’t forget the umbrella.

Great morning it is, and the escape from what I couldn’t do this morning was even sweeter. Good morning, baby.

I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew i’d be dreaming of you… but woke up this morning with a smile because you weren’t a dream! Good morning beautiful.

Even if you don’t wake up to meet money or any other thing, you’ll definitely see this text. Have an awesome day, my love.

You’re sweet, but you’re nor wrapped like candies. You’re beautiful, so let no one uproot you, like flowers. Good morning, darling.

Hey! My night has been enjoyable. As you were sleeping so peacefully, I was on the battlefield fighting all the mosquitoes in my room. Glad I won to see the daylight. Good morning!

I pray for a lot of pleasant and awesome things daily, and one is that I’ll never forget to drop a good morning message for you to wake up to. Have a great morning, honey.

Hello, beautiful, you were the first most beautiful thought in my mind as I woke up this cool morning, just wanted to say a good morning to the one that means the whole world to me.

Everything I’ve seen today is better than you, better than you at making me angry. Good morning, baby.

If there was an Oscar for people who oversleep in the morning, you’d surely win it. But since there is none, you should try waking up early. Good morning! Good morning, my guiding star! Without you, I would have lost in the darkness of the universe.

Today, I’ll introduce myself to everyone at work as your boyfriend. "What’s your name?" "I’m her boyfriend!" Good morning, my heart.

You’re probably sleeping like a cute little baby right now. I just wanted to say good morning beautiful. I hope you have a smile on your face right now. In case you don’t, you better have one by now. Because your smile is just so damn pretty, and I can’t get it out of my head. I hope you have an amazing day today cutie.

There’s so much good that can come from you, but I won’t mention any, so pride doesn’t kill you. Good morning, darling.



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