Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Male
Were found happy birthday messages:
Having a smart, funny, and wonderful person as a best friend must be something truly special and a great gift in itself. You really are quite lucky, my man!
Iâm wishing you all the best on your birthday today, pal!
Everyone should have a great friend in
their life, so I guess youâre lucky that you
have me! Happy birthday to you, man!
You are a true friend, the best companion for all kinds of adventures, and you are also a great man. I admire you and see you as a huge inspiration, and I have only life and the universe to thank for bringing us together.
Happy birthday, my dear friend! May all the joy in the world live in your heart, today and always. Wherever and whenever you need something you just have to look for me, call my name, and Iâll be there.
Wishing you a joyous birthday, my friend, and may your life always be filled with love, happiness and success!
With you Iâve shared some of the most wonderful memories, and most of them we shall not talk about out loud.
But seriously, thanks for being such a good friend to me, and please, be happy! Especially today, the day to end all days, your birthday.
Wishing you joy and all the good stuff you so rightfully deserve!
Happy birthday to you today, my friend!
You truly are a best friend like no other. I mean, who else would still want to be my friend after knowing all of my crazy quirks! Perhaps you're the crazy one after all!
I hope you have the best day this year, bud!
Happy birthday to you today,
my dear best friend!
You, my friend, are a truly unique
guy and anything but ordinary.
Youâre simply unlike any other!
I mean, for example, most
people tend to get wiser with
age but nope, not you!
I am a true friend, buddy. Iâll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, Iâve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!
In my mind, youâre only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, buddy! I wanted to get you a gift that would put a smile on your face and make you laugh, before realizing you already have me for that!
To the best of all friends,
the most outrageously
and utterly funny, I
wish all the happiness
in the world, and a truly
amazing day. Have a
joyous bday, my man!
Someone as uniquely smart and as
funny as you, my friend, deserves an
equally unique and hilarious birthday!
Iâm wishing you a day thatâs both
full of laughs and many touching,
memorable moments!
Happy birthday to you, my best bud!
You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! Iâll take any opportunity to remind you that youâre getting older, my friend! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, man! My gift to you
on your special day this year is that
Iâm sending you a wish for each year
that youâve been on this earth forâŚ
Well, youâd better get started then
because it looks like youâve got a lot
of wishes to make today, my friend!
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that Iâd end up with you as my best friend!
I guess fate works in mysterious ways and two equally peculiar souls like ours would be drawn to each other one way or another! Happy birthday!
You are my best friend and because of that, I feel itâs my responsibility to remind you not to blow out your candles too hard today as you wouldnât want your false teeth to come out!
Happy birthday, buddy!
Simple
Here are some short and simple birthday messages that work for just about anyone.
⢠Congratulations on another year well lived.
⢠Best wishes on your birthday â may you have many, many more.
⢠Wishing you the happiest of birthdays.
⢠Best wishes for a fantastic person on [his/her] birthday.
⢠Happy Birthday! Today is a good day to spend some time with family, and some money on yourself.
⢠I hope you treat yourself to something special on your birthday â you deserve it!
⢠Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people on the planet.
⢠Getting older sucks, but you make it look easy.
⢠You make life more fun for everyone you meet. Thanks for being you.
⢠You do so much for others, I hope you find time to do something for yourself on your birthday.
Funny
Putting a smile on someone's face is one of the best things you can do for them on their birthday. Here are some short and funny birthday wishes you can use.
⢠Your birthday's here! Another year! Have good cheer! Grab a beer!
⢠I hope everyone remembers your birthday, but forgets how old you are.
⢠Congratulations on another year on Earth.
⢠There's something in the air today⌠I think it's an old fart.
⢠I'd tell you to spoil yourself today, but you're already pretty rotten!
⢠Have a great birthday, and remember to never act your age.
⢠Older, wiser, AND sexier? You're doing something right, [girl/boy].
⢠You're going to need a bigger cake for all those candles!
⢠Cheer up. Turning a year older is better than the alternative.
⢠Remember, you can get away with anything when it's your birthday.
Sweet
A few nice words can really make someone's (birth)day. Here are some short and sweet messages for someone who means a lot to you. For many more sweet birthday wishes, see these âHappy Birthday, Beautifulâ messages.
⢠If you get even half the birthday presents you deserve, I'll come save you. Because you'll be drowning in them.
⢠Here's hoping you have a birthday that's as special and wonderful as you are.
⢠I'm so grateful you were born on this day [age] years ago. It's like a holiday for me!
⢠There's not enough room on the planet for all the birthday presents you deserve.
⢠Happy Birthday to someone who just gets better and better with age.
For Best Friend
A best friend deserves a unique birthday wish, such as one of the following. For lots more options, see this list of birthday wishes for a best friend.
⢠I'm celebrating today. It's the anniversary of my favorite person being born.
⢠Happy Birthday to someone who's absolutely, positively indispensable to me.
⢠If being awesome were a crime, you'd be on the top of the Most Wanted list. Happy Birthday!
⢠Wishing my BFF an FFB (Effing Fantastic Birthday).
⢠Happy Birthday to one of the awesomest people who ever lived.
For Boyfriend
Here are some short birthday wishes for a boyfriend.
⢠Hope you have an awesome day! The best boyfriend ever deserves the best birthday ever!
⢠Sending you birthday wishes, hugs, and kisses.
⢠Happy Birthday to the man I love. You deserve everything life has to offer.
⢠Lots of love to my birthday beau.
⢠Thanks for being born [age] years ago and growing up to be so damn foxy.
For Girlfriend
Here are some quick messages for a special lady on her birthday.
⢠I'm celebrating you today, because you mean so much to me.
⢠Happy Birthday! I can't wait to give you your âpinch to grow an inchâ in private.
⢠Happy Birthday to someone who makes every day of my life special.
⢠One day isn't enough to celebrate someone as special as you.
⢠Happy Birthday, baby. I'll be thinking about you all day today⌠just like every other day.
For Mother
Your mom will undoubtedly be touched that you even remembered her birthday. Here are some ideas on what to say. For more ideas â a bunch more â see this list of birthday wishes for Mom.
⢠Happy Birthday to the best mom a kid could ask for!
⢠Hope you get some time to relax on your birthday â you've earned it after years of taking care of me.
⢠Happy Birthday to someone who always made my childhood birthdays special.
For Father
⢠Happy Birthday to one hell of a dad.
⢠Dad, thanks for being born. I wouldn't be here without you.
⢠Dad, I didn't always appreciate you when I was growing up, but I sure do now. Have a good one.
For Brother
⢠You smell like a monkey, and you look like one too. Happy Birthday, bro!
⢠You're good at this brother thing. I'm so glad you were born [age] years ago.
⢠Growing up with you was never boring, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
For Sister
⢠You're my sister and my friend, and you're equally amazing at both. Happy Birthday, Sis!
⢠I wouldn't have said this when we were kids, but I'm really glad you were born.
⢠My life would be about 99% less awesome without you â thanks and Happy Birthday!
For Cousin
Finally, here are some brief sayings to wish a cousin a happy birthday.
⢠Happy Birthday to a cousin who's been like a [brother/sister] to me.
⢠Birthday hugz for my cuz.
⢠Hope you get birthday presents by the dozen, my cousin.
Birthdays are joyful occasions! They mark dates in which special people came into this world. The best people that one can be associated with are the ones who appreciate funny things in life. Being able to laugh about situations, even the fact that one is getting older, is a good thing! It is the sign of someone who knows how to handle different occurrences and has a great sense of humor! Of course, teasing should always be handled with care, because you wouldnât like to hurt anyoneâs feelings, let alone on their birthdayâŚ
To celebrate the special people you associate with who know not to take life too seriously, one must send them messages that are funny. Located here are messages you can send to friends, women, and men that are humorous and commemorate their special days in the light-hearted ways that suit their personalities.
⢠Funny Birthday Messages for Friends
⢠Funny Birthday Messages for a Woman
⢠Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for a Man
⢠Q&A Birthday Jokes
⢠You Know Youâre Old whenâŚ
⢠Hilarious Birthday Messages for all
Funny Birthday Messages for Friends
⢠When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You donât look a day over a hundred!
⢠Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for somethingâŚthat Iâm not the oldest person here!
⢠Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess thatâs something!
⢠Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh waitâthatâs wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!
⢠Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!
⢠If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!
⢠Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldnât have been built without you!
⢠Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!
⢠Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!
⢠On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!
⢠Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!
⢠Friend, donât mind me, but ask anyone and theyâll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!
⢠Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!
⢠As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like âalways save money for retirementâ!
⢠Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I canât believe how old you are!
⢠Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You donât have that kind of time!
⢠Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!
⢠Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!
⢠Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal⌠to me! Iâm still young!
⢠Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!
⢠Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your âfriendsâ, too.
⢠I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am.
⢠Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- Iâm here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!
⢠We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. Weâve been there for each other all these years and weâre still two girls who are better together than apart. That says something, donât you think? Stay fabulous, babe.
⢠Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, thatâs almost dead in doggy years. Iâm so glad we met when weâre kids. Happy birthday, bestie.
Funny Birthday Messages for a Woman
⢠May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady!
⢠Cheers to a woman who has been thirty⌠fifty times!
⢠Happy Birthday to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge!
⢠When you were born, the sun shone⌠for the very first time!
⢠Happy Birthday to the woman who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that!
⢠I love you, girl, and Iâm wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you.
⢠Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!
⢠Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to the question and watch out what you are going to say about this glorious womanâs birthday!
⢠Girl, you look amazingly young for your age, but remember we went to school together. Best wishes!
⢠Cheers to a woman who has dyed her hair so many times, she doesnât remember what its original color is!
⢠Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!
⢠There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age!
⢠Today, girl, there are things to marvel at! Like the length of time that you have been here!
⢠You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that weâre not as old as you!
⢠Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around, forever! (Thatâs because you have!)
⢠Looking at you, woman, reminds me of a simpler time. Like, before there was electricity!
⢠Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Best wishes!
Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for a Man
⢠Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it âexperienceâ and enjoy your birthday, anyway!
⢠Here is to another year of a receding hairline and holding in that gut!
⢠Since the dawn of time, you have been here! Today, is no different!
⢠Your beard may be gray, your wrinkles may be deep, but hey, at least there is cake!
⢠A man like you deserves to have fond memories of his childhood, recalled to him. Unfortunately, there are no more dinosaurs!
⢠Happy Birthday to a man who has witnessed great things! Invention of the wheel, the first cave drawingâŚ
⢠Today, you have officially gotten past things! Like youth and hair that isnât gray! Happy Birthday, man!
⢠Today, reflect on the fact that you have been here from the beginning! I mean, the very beginning! Happy Birthday, man!
⢠On this day, some people will tell you that you are still a young man. Those people are liars!
⢠Man, you are like a tree in the woods! Old and still managing to stay grounded!
⢠Today is a day to ask important questions! Like, âwho is your dentistâ and âdo you get your beard dyedâ?
⢠Cheers to a man who thinks he is still thinks he is young, but isnât! You have really embraced delusion!
⢠As your birthday approaches, you might dread becoming an old man. Donât worry about that! You already are!
⢠Today, you have really achieved something! How does it feel to be the oldest man alive?
⢠If someone doesnât acknowledge your age, then that person is not really looking at you! Happy Birthday, man!
⢠Someday, you will tell me how you survived the dinosaurs! Happy Birthday, man!
Q&A Birthday Jokes
Q: Do you by any chance know what constantly goes up, but never ever comes down?
A: Your ever-growing age!
Q: What does the average cat love to eat at her birthday party?
A: Mice cream.
Q: What do Jesus Christ and Abraham Lincoln both have in common?
A: They were both born on public holidays.
Q: What do people who have the most birthdays have in common?
A: Old age.
Q: Why did couples have problems with each other before the 2000s?
Q: What do chickens love to eat at their birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!
Q: Where can you find the best birthday present for your cat?
A: Inside a cat-alogue!
Q: What type of cake was served at the birthday party of Penny from the Big Bang Theory?
A: Cheese cake.
Q: What gift do you always receive on your birthday?
A: A brand new age.
You Know Youâre Old whenâŚ
⢠You know youâre old when⌠the numerous candles on your birthday cake not only become more expensive than your cake itself, but also negatively impact the environment.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠kids feel safe to tell you their secrets because they know you will end up forgetting them.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠a teenager refers to you as a middle-aged man/woman.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠your mates start having children on purpose and not accidentally.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠people assume the first pet you ever owned was a dinosaur.
You know youâre old when people assume the first pet you ever owned was a dinosaur. Happy Birthday.⢠You know youâre old when⌠your favorite songs are now elevator music.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠you see a smoking hot girl in bikini and the first thought that crosses your mind is, âI hope sheâs wearing sun blockâ.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠all your favorite sportsmen and women have retired.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠it takes forever to scroll down to choose your year of birth on a website.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠the candles on your cake create a bonfire.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠your mates start running for president and other public offices.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠the once adorable Karate Kid is now an old man.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠you start feeling sleepy at the same time you used to go out at night to have fun.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠your fridge consists of more food than beer.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠teenagers start mistaking you for the legendary Keith Richards.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠that adorable kid you used to baby sit is no longer a kid.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠a Donna Summer song brings back a lot of memories.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠prefer eating in than eating out.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠you fall down and die when someone tells you to act your age.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠you feel thereâs nothing left in life to learn.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠in your childhood, Blackberry and Apple were nothing more than fruits.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠you start worrying about how youâll pay your mortgage.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠acne problems are a thing of the past.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠birthdays remind you something to be forgotten.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠you lie about your age or are tempted to do so.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠your patronage of condoms begins to drastically decline.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠you start finding teenagersâ birthday parties annoying and repulsive.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠your loved ones keep telling you how young you look.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠hostage takers are not interested in taking you hostage.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠your friends pay firefighters to be on standby for your birthday bash because they are afraid your birthday candles might cause a disaster.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠you search everywhere for your reading glasses when it is on your head.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠if you have ever attended a Beatles concert.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠marketers start targeting you with anti-aging wrinkle creams.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠you can date someone half your age without breaking any man-made laws.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠your neighbors donât even know it when you organize a party.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠your secrets are safe with your friends because they canât remember them or have died.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠you finally know where your prostate is located.
⢠You know youâre old when⌠you once used telegraphs to send messages to your loved ones in faraway places.
Hilarious Birthday Messages for all
⢠Many happy returns! I believe you are officially able to be appraised on Antique Roadshow!
⢠Happy Birthday to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as Iâll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.
⢠Your birthday only comes once a year but the wrinkles it brings will last a lifetime.
⢠If you were a dogâŚyouâd be 7 times older than you are now! Think about it. Happy Birthday, Old Yeller!
⢠Thatâs your birthday cake?! I thought we were having a bonfire in the middle of your dining room. Happy Birthday⌠should I call and cancel the fire department then?
⢠Happy Birthday from one of the most spectacular, sensational, wisest people you know. You are one-in-a-million.
⢠My best wishes! I hope your husband treats you to a night out on the townâso you can enjoy having the house to yourself!
⢠Happy Birthday to someone who knows everything there is about me and STILL enjoys being my friend. I hope we have many more years of wild and crazy adventures together.
⢠Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick butt though, wouldnât it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day.
⢠Wishing you the best! I would say you donât look another year older, but if I tell one lie now, it might make anything else I say later on unbelievable. You look pretty good for your age!
⢠If you were a grape, I would stomp on you and make you into a delicious vintage wine. Happy Birthday, Friend!
⢠The best part of birthday is the birthday cake. Wishing you the best. Whereâs the cake?
⢠Happy Birthday to a friend who I wouldnât trade for all the Nutella in the world.
⢠I couldnât fit Channing Tatum in the box but I hope this gift will do. Happy Birthday to the future Mrs. Channing Tatum.
⢠So I was watching Jurassic Park and I remembered it was your birthday. Happy Birthday, you old dinosaur!
⢠I was watching Grumpier Old Men and I remembered it was your birthday. I hope we get put in the same room at our future nursing home. We would make some kick butt BINGO partners! We would clean up!
⢠I have a particular set of skills. Skills that I have learned over a lengthy friendship with you. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me a piece of cake, I will leave. If you donât, I will find your cake and I will blow out your candles.
⢠Iâll tell you a secret. I do believe itâs somebodyâs birthday and just in case that person is you, Happy Birthday.
⢠Happy Birthday to someone who remembers how to do the âMacarenaâ.
⢠Stop crying. This is supposed to be a joyous occasion where we fill up on divine birthday cake and drink good cheer. Celebrate in merriment the day of your birth into this lustrous world. Forget the wrinkles, sore joints, forgetfulness, and gray hair. Happiest of Happy Birthday to you, dear friend!
⢠If someone asks if youâre a God, you say âYES!â . If you donât Mr. Stay Puft will wreck havoc on our town. That was life lesson #1, right? Happy Birthday to a friend who is fluent in movie quotes just like me.
⢠Happy Birthday to someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. WaitâŚI meant FROM someone.
⢠Best wishes. Youâre not THAT old. Youâre just getting up there. In the words of Elsa, âLet it go! Let it go!â
⢠Your 21st Birthday party was SO successful you decided to celebrate it for more than 20 years in a row!
⢠I was thinking about it and I think if someone was to make a movie about your life, Linda Blair would be perfect to play you.
⢠You know that old sang the older you are the wiser you are? I used to think it was true but then I met you! Just kidding, friend. Happy Birthday to you.
⢠I was at the antique store downtown and I ran across one of the toys from your childhood that you always talk about. Happy Birthday and Congratulations to someone who is old enough to have their childhood toys listed in the latest edition of the Kovelâs Antique Guide! Well done!
⢠When you get to be your age you really should just throw caution to the wind and go âWhy the hell not?!â. You are only young once! Go skydiving! Go skinny dipping in Tahiti! Go for a leisurely stroll up Mt. Everest.
⢠Of all the people celebrating their birthday today, you are the least likely to be called âyoungâ by a door-to-door salesman. Enjoy your day!
⢠Just to let you know that getting older doesnât necessarily mean you have to grow up. You can always be a âToys Râ Usâ kid who wears scrunchy socks, jelly shoes, and drives a Big Wheel.
⢠Happy Birthday to someone I am proud to say will ALWAYS be older than me. I love having you as my friend, even if it is only to make myself feel better about my age.
⢠I know youâre not thirty, flirty, and thriving but hey youâre still driving! Youâre not in too bad of shape.