It’s so wonderful if you have a sister who you can share all of your sadness or happiness with. But it is quite hard to tell directly with her that you always love and respect her so much because you cannot find the right time. So her birthday is the best time for you to send your love to her. Besides giving gift, you can send her heartfelt birthday poems for sister to make her surprised and happy. In our pae you can find some heartfelt birthday poems for sister to send to your lovely sister.
Poem 1
Happy birthday to the sister
Who is now a teen
Who is also
The biggest drama queen
But always nice to me
And never mean
Without whom my life
Loses its sheen
I love her regardless of whether
She is twelve or thirteen
Poem 2
Friends come and friends go family are there forever
But as my sister and my friend we will be parted never
We shared our toys when we were young somethings never change
Now it's clothes and makeup – it's just a different range
I love you darling sis you are my best friend
So today on your birthday I wish you a day of joy that never ends
by Margmax
Poem 3
Darling sis I love you loads I am your No 1 fan
For you today I will try and make it the best that I can
If I could of chosen I would not change the sister that is you
Because you are a wonderful girl who does wonderful things to
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING SIS
by Margmax
Dear sister…
As you grow old
As you mature
Different experiences
As you endure
As you become an adult
And take a bigger stride
For you I will have
Nothing but pride
Into the unknown future
Go boldly, have fun
If there is a winner
I want you to be the one
Happy birthday
Poem 5
You are so mature and always so sure
To all my life’s troubles, you always have a cure
To an elder sister, who is always so calm
Who could easily be my mom
Wishing you a day full of party and play
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Rhymes With Wish
Hey sweet sister,
I nearly forgot.
About your birthday gift,
that I recently caught.
I'm really serious,
it's not a joke.
I went totally organic,
since I'm extra broke.
It was a challenge,
to properly wrap.
To find this gift,
I needed a map.
Just make sure,
you open real slow.
It's straight from my heart,
and not meant for show.
The very first thing,
you'll probably think.
Why does this gift,
officially stink?
A “FINtastic” birthday,
I'd just like to wish.
So I caught you,
a smelly old fish.
We hope that these heartfelt birthday poems for sister
Sometimes we fight; sometimes we bicker
But I want you know, it’s all playful anger
I want you to know I love you forever,
No matter whose stronger or bigger
So have a happy birthday,
From me to you, because we’re here to stay
Happy birthday, from me to you
This is your special day, you know it true.
When I think about you, I think of all the memories,
All the great memories that we had together—I know you’ll agree
You’re the greatest brother to have around,
You make me laugh; you make me proud.
When I feel down, you help me up,
I know that you aren’t my brother because of some mix-up
I love you, you see
So happy birthday, to you from me.
From the day I first met you up until now, I haven’t told you how much mean to me.
You are my brother this is true, there is none like me and you.
But today is your birthday so I want you to know that despite all our differences,
You are my best friend.
Happy birthday little brother.
Looking up at you, I can’t help but think how that could be me 5 years from now.
I move towards your present, to give it to you because today is your birthday
And I want you to know that I look up to you, with all of my heart and all of your height.
Today is your birthday, I started to cry; you were another year older and I still another year shy of being
a big boy just like you.
Happy birthday big brother you are always by my side.
All of our differences are aside today, it is your birthday it’s practically here.
All blessings with presents and lots of good cheer.
You are my dear brother despite all our fears, I’m sorry I’ve dissed you all of these years.
Today is your birthday and I want you to know that I love you all in between.
Happy birthday sweet brother, and your nothing but swell.
Brother
I love you more than words can say
But I wanted to tell you again
On your special day
I love you more than chocolate cake
More than bright summer days
More than all the money I could take
I'll love you forever and I'm glad that you're here
Let's celebrate you today and another year!
Sometimes I wonder what life would have been like without you
I would have had less bruises
Less tears
Less pranks
Not as many fights throughout the years
No memories of mud fights
Or chasing nighttime lightning bugs
Definitely not as many hugs
Brother I love you
And even though sometimes you make me worn
I couldn't imagine a life where you were never born!
Happy Birthday!
From the time we were babies
You were always special
You walk with a swing in your step
And your chin held high
I love that about you
You are, no question, one of a kind
That will never change
Just like my love for you will always remain
Another year has gone
And I know you're celebrating
Let's toast to you, all all your quirks!
Happy birthday brother!
I remember the cakes mom used to
bake
The colorful frosting and the
different designs
That coordinated with each
theme to every party
I might not have baked you a cake
nor can I come visit you on this day
But happy birthday brother
Today you turned a year older
As daunting this seems,
I wish your day is as awesome
as you
I may not be there with you in
person
But I am with you in spirit
With that, happy birthday brother
Since today is your birthday
I hope it is as extra special like you
I hope it is a nice day outside, that
your cake is perfect,
And everything is going your way
I hope your birthday is great brother
My lovely and wonderful brother,I canstill vividly remember all your pranks. I enjoyed every moment with you and even the pranks. I wish you all the best in life this new year.
You are the best brother in the universe. Your smile is unique, you are the cutest and you have such a great heart. Helping other people is all what you do and that is why I
want you to have the best birthday
ever.
A happy birthday with a long life to fulfil
all your dreams is all I wish for you
today. May you not have a better
yesterday and may you have a glorious
future.
When we used to argue,
And have a fight,
Sometimes I was wrong,
And you were right.
We used to pick fault,
And annoy each other,
But that's the whole point,
Of having a brother/
Happy Birthday!
I think I'm very lucky,
To have you for my brother,
I think that I must have the best,
You're not like any other.
We share happy childhood memories
And had good times together
No matter what life brings us
You are my brother forever
Happy Birthday
A brother holds your hand as kids,
Is there through thick and thin,
Picks you up in times of trouble,
And cheers you when you win.
The bond we share is very strong,
In fact there is no other,
In my eyes you do no wrong,
Because you are my brother.
Happy Birthday
I remember, little brother,
how we used to play
outside dressed in our raincoats
jumping puddles half the day.
And now you are one year older
and it seems to me
that raincoats are not as brightly colored as they used to be.
But your face still has that parlour
of a boy who's taken sail
on the winds of imagination
come wind, come rain or hail!
Happy Birthday Brother!
We traded toys for candy,
and chased around the house
looking for spots to hide in
till mother kicked us out.
You teased me about my freckles
I stole your dinosaurs.
Under my breath I'd chuckle
as you searched the house for hours.
Some things they may be changing
with the passing years
but you'll always be my brother
and together we are quite the pair!
Happy Birthday Brother!
As my older brother,
you have shown me the ways
and how to stand up to bullies
and never show the pain.
You taught me how to drive a car
and when to shift the gears
you watched me get my licence
and tried to hide the tears.
You growled at my boyfriends
to keep them on their toes,
and waited up till curfew
to make sure I got home.
You're still my big brother
and this will never change
no matter where we live
and no matter how we age!
Happy Birthday Brother!
It's your birthday!
You've been reminding us
for weeks
and the day is finally here!
It's time to tear open presents
and eat cake
until your stomach hurts.
Today is all about you,
little brother,
so I hope you like your gifts
and you are happy
from sunup to sundown.
Prepare for puberty!
As your elder brother,
it is my duty to warn you
of the perils coming your way.
Girls aren't quite scary –
just do your best to think with your brain.
Embrace the breaking voice
since they think it's endearing.
And if you ever need help
remember: I went through it and survived.
Happy birthday, little brother!
I've looked up to you my whole life.
When you went to school, I wanted to,
and I only became involved
because that's what you did.
In elementary school we chose a hero
and though I didn't realize it then
it will always be you.
Happy birthday!
Dear Brother
I can’t believe it’s your birthday today
You’ve grown up so much
Even since I’ve been away
I couldn’t be prouder
Of my little brother
Of all your accomplishments
I’d never want another
Happy Birthday My wonderful sibling
Heres to another year, and lots of new beginnings
Another birthday is here
For my brother so dear
So I want to remind you
Of all that you do
All of your wonderfulness
And your amazing progress
Is celebrated today
Because it’s your birthday
I love you so much
And you know as such
Happy Birthday from your sister
Here you go, Mister.
Brothers are so special
Even if they don’t know it
Luckily you have me
So that you won’t forget it
Since today is also special
I’ll just remind you
Of all the things you’ve done
And the hard times you’ve worked through
Three cheers from my brother
On his birthday
Here we go, Hip Hip Hurray!
It’s hard to find the perfect gift
For the perfect brother
Whose constant love and support
Are always like no other
But as you celebrate your day
And grow another year
Know my love extends beyond today
And that I always will be here
Brothers are special
They’re one of a kind
And good ones are rare
Even harder to find
But I guess that I’m lucky
Because I have you
Who’s funny and smart
And talented too
Happy Birthday, dear brother
Happy Birthday to you
May your successes be many
And your failures be few
Brothers are always there
They never let you down
They’ll always keep you smiling
Even when you want to frown
They’re the bond
That is unbroken
They’re the strength
That is unspoken
You never want them to leave
But you always want them to stay
So Happy Birthday for this year
And many happy future days
To my dearest brother,
My friend for life
I hope this day is all you deserve
Because it is from you that much I have learned
We’ve been through a lot
Side by side
Thanks for being there along for the ride
Today’s the day that you were born
Coming into this world and into my life
So let’s go out to celebrate
And do this right
You’ve been my rock and shining light
Someone to count on to always burn bright
Happy birthday
My dear brother and best of friends
You’ve given me joy and chances on whims
You’ve taught me much
And I’ve learned as such
So enjoy this day that is most special of all
And know
I’ll always be there when you call
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Funny birthday poems are more than lighthearted rhymes. The best ones poke fun at life, love and everything in between. Choose from the best now.
Choosing the right poem depends on striking the right balance between your sense of humor and the funny bone of the birthday boy or girl.
To get started, take a look at the examples of funny poems below.
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Funny Birthday PoemsUse, combine or change the funny birthday poems below to wish a hilarious "Happy Birthday" to someone special.
BEAUTY AND THE BOTOX
By Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
You may look a little older,
Sadly youth doesn't come cheap,
So skip all those Botox parties,
And just get your beauty sleep.
Be glad you're young at heart,
And still look as good as gold,
Too bad you're not a millionaire,
And can't put your looks on hold.
A BELATED "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!
This special birthday wish may be late,
And it may not make you very wise,
But it's still good enough to send,
Because it won't strain your tired eyes.
It may not be the best birthday wish,
And it may not even be on time,
But I think it's better than nothing,
For no other reason than it rhymes.
THE PERFECT GIFT
By Kevin Nishmas
I knew this gift would make you smile,
It's perfect for your many adventures,
Now you can take a bite out of life,
With a pair of brand-new dentures.
Happy birthday!
ROCK STAR
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!
You think you're a rock star,
Singing songs forever sung,
You move like Mick Jagger,
But sound like William Hung.
You want to be famous,
With your name up in lights,
You could end up a star,
One karaoke night.
LONG IN THE TOOTH
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!
I don't want to burst your bubble,
Yet it's time to tell you the truth,
You may still have your own teeth,
But you're getting long in the tooth.
You'll never win a gold medal,
Your athletic prowess falls short,
You'll never be on a Wheaties box,
Unless channel surfing's a sport.
MIDNIGHT PIZZA
By Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
You're still a teenager at heart,
Eating in your bed is routine,
Early-bird dinners are not your style,
Midnight pizza is more your scene.
No one has a right to call you old,
You can still pass for middle aged,
All your parts hurt but still work,
With the right nip, tuck and dosage.
You have never looked so young,
Your head's still hairier than your ears,
Your arms don't jiggle like Jello,
And zits still reduce you to tears.
SO WHAT
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!
So what if you're a little bit older,
So what if you ache from head to toe,
So what if your ears are full of hair,
So what if you got no get up and go.
So what if you have laugh lines,
So what if you have arms of Jello,
So what if you suddenly feel decrepit,
Your decrepitude started long ago!
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GETTING RIPE
By Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
Today is your birthday,
And you feel pretty good,
Your body’s still working,
You should really touch wood.
Your hair is just a bit grey,
Your wrinkles few and far between,
You may not look 18 anymore,
Still you get pimples like a teen.
I'm glad you feel as fresh as ever,
Despite the fact you're getting ripe,
You say you have 20/20 vision,
Yet you read books with large type.
In your mind's eye you're still young,
But your vigor is up for debate,
It doesn't really matter anyhow,
You still get the senior discount rate.
SOME-TIMERS
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!
Another milestone birthday is here,
And your precious brain still stirs,
You imagine yourself Albert Einstein,
But you think like Keith Richards.
You don't have Alzheimer's,
Just "some-timers" all your own,
Sometimes you remember,
Sometimes you just don't.
You remember you forgot something,
But can't remember what you forgot,
Start to plan your own surprise party,
If your mind goes any more to pot.
ZERO TO 60
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!
May you be granted no memory,
Of the people you wished took a hike,
May your luck hold out for decades,
Bringing you only the folks you like.
May your eyes never fail you,
When you need to tell the difference,
May your walker go from zero to 60,
So you could stay at a safe distance.
THE BEST FACE
By Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
Your birthday is a joyous occasion,
For family and friends a special day,
A time to tell you how good you look,
As we check you for signs of decay.
Our loving, caring smiles tell no lies,
Our flattery has but a grain of truth,
When we say you look like a teen,
We mean you're losing your youth.
Nobody gets out of here a beauty,
That should be clear at your stage,
Deep down inside you know it's true,
Even the best faces sag with age.
SEE THE GLASS HALF FULL
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!
The glum cry the glass is half empty,
The jolly see the glass as half full,
I say drink up to the very last drop,
All this talk is a whole lot of bull.
Fill up the glass to your heart's content,
Toast your friends and lovers all night,
You will surely see the glass half full,
Blinded by drink you'll see the light.
DOLLARAMA
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!
Money has gotten a little scarce,
You might say times are hard,
So I went to the local Dollarama,
And bought you this birthday card.
60 IS THE NEW 50...ISH
By Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
So you're turning 60,
What can I say,
You look pretty good,
Even with a touch of gray.
Your eyes are still blue,
You're still kind and mellow,
Your smile is just as infectious,
Even if your teeth are yellow.
They say 60 is the new 50ish,
You say 60 is as good as gold,
But no matter how you glitter,
Your nuggets are still getting old.
THE PORCELAIN LORD
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!
Because it's your birthday party,
You should pray to the porcelain lord,
So if you decide to drink too much,
The super bowl will be your reward.
BIRTHDAYS SUCK
By Kevin NishmasRoses are red,
Violets are blue,
Birthdays suck,
If they're not for you.
Happy birthday!
THIS IS YOUR GIFT
By Kevin NishmasRoses are red,
Violets are blue,
This is your birthday gift,
It sucks to be you.
Happy birthday!
THE FIRST ROUND
By Kevin NishmasRoses are red,
Violets are blue,
Now that you're 21,
The first round's on you.
Happy birthday!
BOO HOO HOO
By Kevin NishmasRoses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm still younger,
So boo hoo hoo.
Happy birthday!
LOOK WHO'S TURNING 100
By Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
Look who’s turning 100,
Your life couldn't be brighter,
With enough candles on your cake,
You have the world's best lighter.
"OLD PERSON" SMELL
By Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
At our age...
It's hard to find the keys,
It's hard to pee,
It's hard to chew,
There's not much we can do.
Our memories don't last,
Our hearing's not a blast,
Our sense of smell stinks,
We look worse than hell,
We have that "old person" smell,
Our bodies droop,
It's tricky to poop.
The best thing that can be said,
We have it better than the dead.
AGING GRACELESSLY
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!
It’s your birthday once again,
Another year has flown by,
You tell yourself you're fine,
But all you want to do is cry.
Getting older can be a real drag,
With nobody to scratch your back,
It's a pain to tie your shoes,
And there's no pleasure in the sack.
Aging gracefully is for the rich,
Who can change their face on a dime,
So happy birthday, my friend,
Let's party before we run out of time.
FROM A SLOUCH
By Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday, Mom,
There's no one quite like you,
You cooked all my meals,
And cleaned each inch of my room.
You don't know how great you are,
And this is coming from a slouch,
I want to be more like you,
If I could just get off the couch.
So enjoy your special day,
You deserve a break,
I'll do everything I can,
But first can you make me a steak?
IT'S YOU I WANT TO THANK
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday, Dad,
It's you I want to thank,
I'd act more like a grown up,
If you weren't always my bank.
I will try to be better,
I want be just like you,
Truehearted, loving and loyal,
Someone who makes a mean BBQ.
So enjoy your day, Dadio,
It's my turn to take out the trash,
I'll even take you out to dinner,
But first can I borrow some cash?
DON'T YOU WORRY
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!
When things start to shrivel,
When they start to wear down,
Don't you worry about it.
Don't you feel down.
You have many special days,
And lots of lovely nights ahead,
It may just take a little longer,
For you to get out of bed.
CLUTCH
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!
You know you're getting older,
When you clutch the rail on the stairs,
Just as long as you go up and down,
Nobody really cares.
BEST SISTER EVER
By Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday, Sis,
Best friends we will forever be,
You're the best sister ever,
Right after amazing me.
I can't help that I'm so popular,
A girl so superb and insanely pretty,
You could be too if you were nicer,
And not that other word for witchy.
AGING CAN BE SO FUN
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!
Ouch, you're getting older,
Time for aches and pains to appear,
When nothing's where it should be,
And you shun anything tight or sheer.
But worry not, my dear friend,
Because aging can be so fun,
You will just jiggle a little more,
When you try to walk or run.
REVOLVING DOORS
By Kevin NishmasFor your umpteenth birthday,
I'd like to share a little fact,
When you see a revolving door,
Take a deep breath and relax.
You'll get out soon enough,
Though it seems dim at first glance,
Simply stay calm and smile,
You'll get another chance.
Happy birthday!
How do you write funny birthday poems?
Funny birthday poems are humorous only if they make the ones you love laugh at themselves in a certain way.
What way? The best funny birthday poems make birthday girls and boys feel special, even when the joke is at their expense.
Composing funny poetry, as a result, is no easy feat. As with most humor, the impact of your funny birthday poems rests more with the recipient's sense of humor than yours.
Although you may think one of your funny birthday poems is hilarious, it may not be humorous at all to the birthday boy or girl. It may just be offensive.
With funny birthday poems, you have the opportunity to write lighthearted birthday messages that are funnier for the birthday girl or boy than any simple birthday wish could ever be. But there's a fine line between humor and ridicule.
There's no guarantee that the funny poem you choose as a birthday message will hit the mark. After all, funny birthday poems, like any poetry, are a totally subjective choice.
But I can guarantee that your funny poem will be a success if it will have two things in common with other hilarious poetry: It makes you laugh and it will very likely make the birthday boy or girl laugh.
For this reason, the three rules of thumb for choosing or writing funny birthday poems are as follows:
The key here is to use discretion. Don't just write or pick any funny birthday poem. Choose carefully, after some consideration.
Perfect funny birthday poems always get a chuckle and/or a smile from the birthday guy or gal, plus make him or her feel special. That's basically all you need to know to pick the right funny birthday poems.
Bottom line: Select or compose funny birthday poems that best bring out your sense of humor and will truly tickle the funny bone of the birthday girl or boy. Birthdays are an insult-free zone.
What's funny?
What may be funny to you could be crass to somebody else. Humor, like many things in life, is subjective. It depends on who you ask.
According to one Psychology Today article, Charles Darwin considered humor a “tickling of the mind" and Sigmund Freud suggested that "humor is the release of tension."