You'll know you're getting older when your childhood nightmares, like missing a party, staying home on a Saturday night and going to bed early, actually sound amazing to you.
Happy birthday.At our age, I don't know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we're lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
Happy birthday.You know you're getting old when you lose count midway through counting the candles on your birthday cake.
Happy birthday.Do you know why women our age drive so fast? Because we have to get there before we forget where we're going!
Happy birthday.
Human stupidity has no limit. It's infinite and boundless. I would have never known this if you were not my friend.
Happy birthday.
You think you’re special because its your birthday today? That’s complete nonsense. You’re special every day.
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to You
today’s your special day –I’d light the candles on your cake
but it will probably just melt away.
–
Don't fret because
you're one year older –But if you need
a caring shoulder.
Mine's right here
so have a cry –
Although I can't
imagine why?
You're aging
gracefully, you know –
And getting wiser
as you go.
Happy Birthday
–
My brain is fit, my body slim
my eyes have soulful glow –I can do my every whim
I am powerful, you know.
I am truly at my prime
and plan to stay this way –No matter how many birthdays, I'm
going to have, my strength will stay.
I am special, will never get weak
myself, I strive to amaze –I will always be at my peak
throughout, all of my days.
–
Another candle on your cake
well, you shouldn't care a bit –Be glad that you have strength enough
to blow out the candles on it.
–
The polar caps are melting
prevention measures, we must take –So please don't think of lighting
all those candles on your cake.
Happy Birthday
–
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you –I can't write poetry, so
Unicorn, Bread, Kazoo!
–
The cake is a mass of candles
a milestone year, without doubt.Just be sure, you wish for strength
to blow all those candles out.–
Why is birthday cake so good?
I love it oh so much! –It’s good to eat, but even more
I think it’s nice to touch!
It’s squashy pink and sticky white
and stuffed with special goo –With candy roses on the top
one time my piece had two!
I like to blow the candles out
I like to make the wish –But more than all, I like to lick
the frosting off the dish.
Now sundaes are quite wonderful.
banana splits are fine –But birthday cake is something else
especially, when it’s mine!
–
Last year, twenty candles
that doesn't sound a lot –But that was not the whole cake
just on the slice I got.
Men are just like chocolates
us girls know, that is true –Found in bars, they don't last long
just enough, to satisfy you.
And on that thought.
Happy Birthday–
Each birthday wish
I've ever madereally does come true –
Each year I wish
I'll grow some more
and every year, I DO!
–
I know I owe you the world
and you deserve no less –But circumstances have unfurled
and I'm in, a financial mess.
So for your birthday party
I write for you, this ditty –My poetry skills are hearty
and cheap, but oh so witty!
–
Let's celebrate your birthday
we're young, for heaven's sake –Perhaps too old for clubbing
but not too old for cake.
–
a new rule has been made –
Signed, sealed and deliveredby the local Fire Brigade!
They say that all those candles
would create, such a blaze –They’d have to come and put it out
and stay around for days!
So, I guess I’ll have to party
without the birthday cake –Perhaps I’ll light one candle
just for old time’s sake.
Those firemen, so fit and strong
such handsome looking men –Whose birthday is it, anyway?
let’s light them all again!
–
You're known and respected
for your love of thrift –And so, to honor this, I have
not got you a gift.
Happy Birthday
–
You’re too old for a new bike
too young for a wheel chair –Too old to hire a clown
too young to no longer care.
That, your friends are
all close to death
and really, so are you –
So enjoy one of your birthdays
your days are becoming few.
–
It's your birthday, yet again
I hope you have a ball –I know you won't be shocked
to hear, I've got you bugger all.
–
You've had so many birthdays
far too many for us to mention –But there are still one or two more
before you start your pension.
Happy Birthday
–
Remember when we lied about age
and being older was cool?Remember when you could happily take
your shirt off at the pool?
Remember those perfect chompers
gleaming like a film star?And now your new enamels
are living in a jar.
Remember wanting to be adults
and how we couldn't wait –Well that day came and went
and it's now up for debate.
Remember thinking 30 was old
and 40, a foot in the grave? –And how by then, death was nigh
and only for the brave.
Time and years may change us
but there's one thing you will always be –The only cool thing, that comforts me
is you'll always be older than me.
Happy Birthday Oldie
–
Remember when being older
meant a lot?Remember when having a birthday
was fun, now it's NOT!
Your loved one is turning 100 and you want to find the perfect way to say happy birthday. This is a once in a lifetime milestone, so you want to make sure your words are just right.
We've put together this list of 100th birthday wishes, poems, quotes and prayers to make it easy for you to find the perfect thing to say. Whether you're looking for something heartfelt or funny, we've got you covered.
Happy 100th Birthday Wishes
Happy 100th birthday! Wishing you all the best on this momentous day. Congratulations on reaching this impressive milestone. I hope your special day is filled with love and laughter.
I hope that your 100th birthday is just as amazing as you are.
Happy 100th birthday! You've made it to a milestone that not many people reach, and you deserve to be celebrated. You've accomplished so much in your life and you're an inspiration to us all. Wishing you all the best on this special day.
Here’s to an incredible century of memories and experiences! You have done more than most people could ever dream, and are such an inspiration to your family and friends. I'm so grateful to have you in my life, and I cherish every moment I spend with you. May your 100th birthday be as fabulous as you are!
You've enjoyed a century of amazing memories. I hope your 100th birthday is a day full of surprises and new fun.
Happy birthday to the one of most beautiful people I have ever met. Your infectious personality and laughter will always be remembered. Your words of wisdom helped me through some tough times in my life when they were needed most! Thank you for being such an inspiration.
Congratulations on reaching this impressive milestone! May today and every day be filled with love and laughter, smiles and sunshine. Happy 100th birthday!
Funny Wishes
On your 100th birthday, remember – age is only important if you're a cheese.
Now that you're 100, you're still playing with a full deck. It doesn't matter that you shuffle a little slower.
Turning 100? Don't panic – you've still got it! The hard part is remembering where it is.
Just think of 100 as ten perfect 10s!
Everything get better with age – which means you're approaching perfection.
Glasses of wine and age should never be counted.
Birthday Wishes for Mom
Happy 100th birthday to the most amazing Mom ever! I thank God every day that I'm your child. I hope your special day is as beautiful as you are.
Sending you a special 100th birthday wish that's wrapped up with all my love!
Happy 100th birthday to my amazing Mom! I hope your birthday is as sweet as your love, as bright as your smile, as fun as your spirit, and as wonderful as you are. Thanks so much for being the guiding light in my life.
I hope that you enjoy all the beauty and love that surrounds you on your special birthday. Thanks for being such a special part of my life.
Mom, you've been more than just a mother to me. You are my guidance, my teacher, my strength and my best friend. Thank you for giving me the best memories of my lifetime. Happy 100th birthday!
100th Birthday Wishes for Grandma
Wishing a very happy 100th birthday, Grandma! You're an amazing lady who has with such a kind and giving heart. You've always been there for your family and friends – we all love you dearly. I wish you all the joy your heart can hold!
Thinking loving thoughts of you, Grandma – and I wish you a 100th birthday that's as amazing as you are!
Grandma, You must have seen so many changes over 100 years, but one thing has alway remained constant – your love for your family. Thank goodness you've always been there for us. We love you so much, and are so happy to enjoy this impressive birthday with us.
Thanks so much for all the little things you've done for me that have always made such a difference in my life. I love you, and hope you have the best birthday ever!
Grandma, Happy 100th Birthday! Everyone who knows you celebrates you on this special day. Thank you for gracing our lives with your love and kindness.
Happy 100th Birthday, Grandma! I thank God every day that he has blessed our family with you. I hope all your birthday wishes come true!
100th Birthday Wishes for Dad
Happy 100th birthday, Dad You’ve been such a blessing to us all, and we thank God for every day that He gives you to us. I pray for God’s continued blessings on you as you celebrate this milestone birthday. Wishing you all the joy your heart can hold.
As every year passes, I realize how lucky I am to have such a fabulous father. You will always hold a special place in my heart. I hope your 100th birthday is just as amazing as you are!
No present will ever match the love and affection you've shown me all throughout my life. Have a fabulous 100th birthday, Dad!
Having you for my Dad has made my life so much happier and more complete. I've learned so much from you. I treasure every moment we spend together. On your 100th birthday, I want to thank you for all you've done for me. I love you, Dad.
Before you blow our your 100 candles, please take a moment to remember what a wonderful father and friend you are. I'm so blessed to have you as my Dad.
Dad, thank you for sharing your wisdom and always being there when I needed you. Thanks for believing in me. I hope you have the most fabulous 100th birthday ever!
100th Birthday Wishes for Grandpa
Grandpa, I hope that your 100th birthday is filled with joy, fun, laughter and love. I am so blessed and thankful to have you as my grandfather!
All the fabulous times I've spent with you will be treasured memories for the rest of my life. You've been such an inspiration to me, and I've loved every moment we've had together. Happy 100th birthday, Grandpa!
You're the coolest Grandpa in the world. Happy 100th birthday! Love from your favorite grandchild.
Superheroes are one in a million. Super Grandpas like you are once in a lifetime. Thanks for everything!
Grandpa, thanks for bringing such happiness and joy to m y life. I love you – Happy 100th birthday!
Birthday Wishes from the Family
Happy 100th birthday! We all love you so much and we're so grateful to have you in our lives.
You've been such an amazing friend, sister, aunt, and grandmother, and we all cherish your presence in our lives. We hope you have a wonderful day and may your life be filled with nothing but happiness and love.
We hope to see you soon so we can give you a big hug and tell you how much we love you!
Religious 100th Birthday Wishes
Happy 100th birthday! You have been a blessing in our lives and we are so grateful to God for all the wonderful years He has given you. May He continue to bless you with good health, happiness, and many more years of life.
Happy 100th birthday! You’ve been such a blessing to us all, and we thank God for every day that He gives you to us.
Praying for God’s continued blessings on you as you celebrate this milestone birthday. Wishing you all the joy your heart can hold!
Sending you lots of love on your 100th birthday! You’re an amazing person with such a kind and giving heart. May God continue to bless you in all the years ahead.
May God bless you on your 100th birthday and always. You are a very special person, and we’re so grateful to have you in our lives.
100th Birthday Quotes
Getting old isn't for sissies. If you're looking for some fabulous 100th birthday quotes to help celebrate this milestone birthday, look no further. Here are some of our favorites:
Age is not how old you are, but how many years of fun you've had.
The advantage of old age is that you get many people to love.
Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.
Funny Old Age Quotes
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Don't think of it as 100. Think of it as 18 with 82 years of experience.
You're not old – you're retro!
With age comes wisdom. Happy birthday, genius.
Age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying you!
Quotes from Famous People
” Life begins at 100. But so do wrinkles, arthritis and falling asleep in your soup.” – George Burns.
” Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.” – Mark Twain.
“Getting old is not for sissies.” – Bette Davis.
“Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
“Wrinkles will only go where smiles have been.” – Jimmy Buffett
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball
Birthday Prayers for 100 Year Old
We praise God for His faithfulness in your life, and we pray that your 100th year will be a happy and healthy one. May God continue to smile down upon you and give you the strength and wisdom to enjoy all of life’s special moments. Amen
Heavenly Father, we praise You for the gift of life. We thank You for the good years You have given our dear friend/family member. As they celebrate their 100th birthday, we pray for Your continued blessings upon them. Grant them good health and happiness in the years ahead. Amen
Dear Father, We pray that You will continue to bless {name} with good health, happiness, and many more years of life. {Name} has been such a blessing to us all, and we thank You for every day that You've given {Name} you to us. We ask for Your continued blessings on {Name} as he/she celebrates this milestone birthday. Amen.
Prayer for 100 Year Old Mom/Grandma
Dearest God, we pray for Your continued blessings on our mother as she celebrates her 100th birthday. We thank You for all the joyous years You have given her. As her children, we ask that You would grant her many more happy and healthy years. We praise You for her long life and for all the ways she has blessed us. Amen.
Dear God, We are thankful for the gift of long life and celebrate this 100th birthday with gratitude. We celebrate all that you have given us, Lord, and we are forever grateful that you have brought {Name} into our lives.
We ask that you continue to watch over us always, and that you continue to bless {Name}, and all of us with health and happiness. Amen.
Prayer for 100 Year Old Dad/Grandpa
Lord, we praise You for our father’s long and blessed life. We celebrate all that he has accomplished and the joy that he brings to our lives. We thank You for the many years You have given him, and we pray that You would continue to bless him with good health and happiness in the years ahead. Amen.
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• Birthday Wishes from the Family
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• Quotes from Famous People
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