Go ahead, tickle their ribs. Makeâem smile, grin, giggle, guffaw. Send them some happy for their birthday! A humorous Birthday Card with lots of added personality will make their day, and you can create exactly that card in a few easy steps at a cost that will make you smile.
Click on a card, then hit âCustomize.â Youâre ready to upload a photo or two, tweak the text or jazz up the font and color. Amp up the fun with images from the Stickers Menu, including hats and mustaches in âParty.â Apply one or two or a few to your photos â or to the cartoon critter you found in âAnimalsâ â or fill up the wide-open spaces. Wrap up your project, and follow the prompts to print your Printable Card or launch your eCard into cyberspace.
And here you are, ready to cross off âBirthday Cardâ with a one-of-a-kind creation designed by you. Somebodyâs going to have a birthday with an extra helping of happy!
Funny Birthday Wishes For Boyfriend
People talk and do, they speak and act, they express themselves and then take the initiative, but thatâs a sequence of events, right? So, letâs clarify since the beginning that words and actions are two completely different things! That is to explain that, on your boyfriendâs birthday, you can easily find some good birthday wishes for him, but you will have to plan out something interesting that will surprise him & make your bond even stronger as well.
We couldnât possibly help you with the latter, but you know whoâs the expert on Birthday Wishes, right? This compilation of Funny Birthday Wishes For Boyfriend includes funny, sexy, tender and, of course, smart wishes that will bring you closer. Even if you donât use them as they are (which we definitely recommend), here are some brilliant ideas that you can incorporate in your happy birthday messages.
Funny Birthday Wishes For Boyfriend
⢠My sweet boyfriend, youâre going to need a lot of help blowing out your candles this year.
⢠Congrats on becoming another year old but not wiser. Itâs a good thing you have good looks. Happy Birthday.
⢠Here is a sweet birthday wish from your rotten girlfriend. Love you always. Happy Birthday.
⢠You should be smiling on your birthday, Honey! The more birthdays you have, the longer youâll live.
⢠To the birthday boy, youâre getting up there in age. Donât spend too much time counting your candles or youâll get dizzy.
⢠I hope youâre feeling gracious on your birthday, itâs better to be alive than 6 feet under. Happy Birthday to you.
⢠Happy birthday, honey. Iâll stick around foreverâŚor at least until you stop looking younger than your true age. Stay sexy!
⢠I canât find the cake underneath all these candles! Happy Birthday, old man.
⢠Remember, itâs not that youâre older than me, youâre just a little more experienced. Happy birthday from your girlfriend!
⢠Congratulations on your 10,950th days alive. Happy 30th Birthday, Sweetie!
⢠Dear boyfriend, if you really love me, youâd be happy to use your one birthday wish on me. Have a great birthday!
⢠Youâre a lucky birthday boy to have a girlfriend like me. Happy Birthday to you.
⢠Iâm a jealous girlfriend. Youâd better not accept any Happy Birthdays unless they are coming from me.My sweet boyfriend, you are kind, caring, thoughtful, and very attentive. SorryâŚI thought today was opposite day! Happy Birthday!
⢠You always tell me to spend less money. Well, Iâve decided to take your advice. It is reflected in the birthday gift I bought you.
Funny Birthday Wishes For Boyfriend
⢠I have a very talented boyfriend. Swallowing burgers whole is one of your many natural gifts. So I know that this birthday cake doesnât stand a chance. Enjoy your birthday!
⢠Loving you is not always easy, but eating this birthday cake will be. Wishing you a great birthday!
⢠Birthday presents are overrated. I got you hugs & kisses instead. Happy Birthday!
⢠Sweetie, you are too hot to handle. I hope you enjoy being tied up and locked up for your birthday because I am just not willing to share.
⢠I am so glad to have a sweet boyfriend who is not concerned with material things. Thatâs why I kept your birthday budget low. Happy Birthday.
⢠Happy Birthday, Baby! Today you have one more wrinkle to hate.
⢠Cleaning up after you, putting out your clothes, and making sure you get to work on time is the story of my life. Loving you has equipped me to be an awesome mother someday. Have a wonderful birthday!
⢠Happy Birthday, Sexy! I feel so lucky to have a boyfriend who is almost as good looking as me.
⢠Donât enjoy too much of your birthday cake. We all know that the older you get, the harder it is to lose those pounds.
⢠Honey, I know youâre 30 going on 16 but itâs time to start acting your age! Happy Birthday!
⢠Have a great birthday. You know youâre getting old when you canât party like you used to.
⢠Dear Boyfriend, I wanted to get you something special for your birthday but you already have the best gift ever⌠ME!
⢠Hereâs to another year of loving you despite your smelly farts and your dry sense of humor. Have a fantastic birthday!
⢠Cheers to getting old but not looking your age! Happy Birthday, Honey.
Sweet Birthday Wishes For Your Boyfriend
⢠My dearest boyfriend, it means a lot to share in your birthday celebration. I am so grateful for your life and commitment to our relationship. Have a blessed birthday.
⢠Happy birthday, my boyfriend. If I could give you the world, I would do it in a heartbeat.
⢠You bring so much light to my life. You complete me in every way. I hope your birthday is a special one.
⢠Letâs make this a day youâll never forget. Happy birthday to my one and only.
⢠You deserve all the happiness in the world for your birthday. Enjoy your day.
⢠Age really doesnât matter when you have so much heart to give and personality to give.
⢠Trust me when I say that my love for you will never run out of fuel. Have a great birthday.
⢠Iâm determined to make your birthday all about you. Wishing you love and happiness.
⢠Happy birthday, my love. If you ever feel unwanted, just know that Iâm thinking of you all day every day.
⢠Love you forever. Nothing compares to the way you make me feel. Wishing you lot of sweet birthday wishes today.
⢠You are a great boyfriend and an even greater friend. I hope you never lose your amazing qualities. Stay amazing and enjoy your birthday.
⢠You are the perfect hybrid of smart and funny. Thereâs never a dull moment with you. Happy Birthday, from your girlfriend.
⢠I never know true romance until I met you. Letâs enjoy a romantic evening together as we celebrate your birthday.
⢠Have the sweetest birthday ever! I love you forever.
⢠I hope your birthday is filled with excitement. Make this day count!
⢠Birthday cards and gifts are just not enough to show how much I love you. I hope to make this day amazing for you.
Sweet Birthday Wishes For Your Boyfriend
⢠You are sweet. You are kind. And you are all mine. Happy Birthday, Honey!
⢠The strongest force in the world is love. As long as we have love, we are sure to make it through the turbulence. Happy Birthday!
⢠This occasion is so special. I couldnât text you. I had to come over so that I can look you in the eyes and say, âHappy Birthdayâ.
⢠Wow! Youâre a year older and just as amazing as ever. Happy Birthday, from your girlfriend.
⢠You are special in so many ways. I hope your birthday brings you happiness and sweet memories.
⢠From my heart to yours, have a happy, happy birthday. May your every wish come true.
⢠I saved all these wonderful birthday wishes for you. I hope you saved all the birthday kisses for me. Happy Birthday.
⢠You may be a macho man, but your love is sweeter than ice cream! Happy Birthday to you.
Short Funny Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend
⢠Happy Birthday to my stud muffin. Youâre all the man I need.
⢠Happy Birthday to my one and only.
⢠My boyfriend is awesome. Happy Birthday!
⢠Happy Birthday, Handsome! You rock my world!
⢠Sweet hugs and kisses are coming your way. Happy Birthday!
⢠Loving you is easy. Have a wonderful birthday.
⢠Wishing my boyfriend a fun-filled birthday! Love you!
Cute Birthday Wishes for Your Boyfriend
⢠My dear boyfriend, no matter how old you get, youâll always be my Hercules. Have a great birthday, dear.
⢠No matter how many years go by, youâll always be my number one guy! Love you and happy birthday.
⢠Iâm in love with an amazing guy. You make life special. Happy Birthday, from your girlfriend.
⢠Happy Birthday, baby! I love you more than you know.
⢠No one makes me smile as easily and effortlessly as you do. Wishing you a wonderful birthday.
⢠Who would have thought that Iâd find a best friend in my boyfriend? Happy Birthday, dear!
⢠My world revolves around you. Love always and happy birthday.
⢠The best nights are when Iâm home with you in cuddle mode. Wishing you a lovely birthday.
⢠Wishing you warm and fuzzy feelings on your birthday. Enjoy every moment.
⢠Risks are worth taking when they are taken with you. Lifeâs worth living when Iâm living with you. Have a fantastic birthday, my fantastic boyfriend!
⢠I hope you excited for my birthday kisses. Pucker up. I love you and always. Happy Birthday!
⢠I couldnât ask for a better boyfriend. You rock my world! Happy Birthday to you, honey!
⢠I need your love like a fat kid needs cake. Happy Birthday.
⢠After all these years of dating, you still make me blush like a little school girl. Happy Birthday.
⢠Happy birthday, birthday boy! Never leave my side. You mean the world to me.
⢠Hearts go out to you on your beautiful birthday. May it be filled with love and happiness.
Romantic Birthday Wishes For My Boyfriend
⢠Nights out on the town with you are always sweet and romantic. Tonight, Iâm taking you out for a night to remember. Wishing you a memorable birthday experience.
⢠You deserve the world on a silver platter for your birthday. But since I canât give you that, I am giving you the sincerest of birthday wishes. From my heart to yoursâŚHappy Birthday!
⢠You are the greatest gift. But I will do my best to top it for your birthday. Wishing you sweet birthday wishes.
⢠Look up and count the stars. Thatâs how many times in a day that I think of you. Happy Birthday to the best boyfriend in the world.
⢠You make me the happiest girl alive. For your birthday, I hope to make you the happiest boy alive. Happy Birthday!
⢠Itâs inevitable. Every time I close my eyes, sweet thoughts of you come to mind. Love you always and happy birthday.
⢠You might hope to change many things in your life. But I hope you will never wish to live life without me by your side. Happy Birthday.
⢠To my dear boyfriend. Iâm sure you have many amazing plans for your future. My prayer is that I am apart of those plans. Iâll always stand by you in love and full support. Happy Birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend
⢠Dear Boyfriend, Iâve never met such a hardworking boyfriend. You put in long hard hours on the sofa and give so much of your efforts in sports watching. Keep up the good work, babe. Wishing you a happy birthday.
⢠I have the hottest boyfriend in town. Thanks for making all the girls jealous. Happy Birthday, sexy!
⢠Happy Birthday, Baby. I promise that if I get mad today, I wonât take it out on you. Iâll wait until tomorrow. Enjoy your special day.
⢠Happy Birthday to the man who makes my blood pressure rise. Love you always!
⢠Congrats, babe! Youâre officially too old to count all the candles on your birthday cake.
⢠You may be a manly man, but you are as sweet as can be. Have a great birthday!
⢠My dear boyfriend: I know you love to stunt in front of your friends. Donât worry, I wonât tell anyone that youâre really a mommyâs boy. Happy Birthday!
⢠They say itâs the thought that counts. So I thought Iâd save my money instead of buying you a gift. Best wishes, happy birthday!
⢠Happy Birthday, my dear. Tonight, letâs do a role reversalâŚIâll be the designated driver for once and you can be the sloppy drunk.
⢠Happy Birthday, Baby! Being your girlfriend rocks. Except on your birthday because you have expensive taste.
⢠Forget about your age. Just have fun! It will catch up with you later when you find that your body canât handle your lifestyle. Enjoy your wonderful birthday!
⢠Have a great birthday! I hope this year you will reach your fullest potentialâŚif only you would get off the couch.
⢠Happy Birthday to my cuddle buddyâŚexcept when itâs my time of the month. Then DONâT touch me!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend
⢠Iâm not clingy, I just never want to let you out of my sightâŚever! Have a happy birthday, dear!
⢠I realized my boyfriendâs prettier than me because he takes twice as long to get ready in the morning. How is that possible? Happy Birthday, pretty boy!
⢠Happy birthday from your last and only girlfriend!
⢠Each kiss I give you represents the many reasons why I love you. Happy birthday, baby!
⢠You are crazy sexy and thatâs why I canât keep my hands off you. Happy birthday, sweetie.
⢠Happy birthday to the man with the craziest girlfriend. Iâm crazy about you!
⢠I would just like to wish a happy birthday to the most amazing boyfriend ever! You make my life complete.
⢠You get one birthday wish so use it wisely. Iâll do my best to make your wish come true. Happy Birthday to you.
⢠What would I do without you? You hold me together. You are the better half of me. Happy birthday, baby.
⢠You are the best boyfriend Iâve ever had and I hope youâll be the last. Loving you always, happy birthday.
⢠I am more than lucky to have you in my life. You make every day more special than the last. I hope your birthday is special and one youâll never forget.
⢠My boyfriend, you work hard all year round. Time for a little birthday fun with your one and only sweetheart.
⢠Have a very happy birthday from the most grateful girlfriend on the planet. I love you more than you know.
⢠My boyfriend, your future is brighter than the rising sun. I wish to be a part of it forever. Happy birthday, my love.
Birthdays only come once a year â so why not try to make someoneâs day extra special with a heartfelt birthday greeting? While your feelings of love and care for this special celebrant might be through the roof, it can be hard to encapsulate how you feel into such a short snippet of text. So how can you make sure that they truly know how happy you are to have them in your life on their special day?
⢠Funny Birthday Texts
⢠Special Birthday Greetings
⢠Romantic Birthday Wishes
⢠Belated Birthday Greetings
If youâre at a loss for words, donât sweat it. We all go through the challenge of finding the right words for someoneâs big day. Thatâs why weâve put together this long list of textable birthday wishes that you can send to your celebrant to make them feel special on this once a year event.
Funny Birthday Texts
If you want to keep it light and carefree, then a funny birthday text can be a great way to send your love on that celebrantâs special day. Light hearted and easy, a funny birthday text can be an appropriate greeting for lots of different people â a and old beloved high school friend, a sibling, or even that funny uncle you havenât seen in a while.
⢠I tried to get you something as amazing and wonderful as you for your birthday this year, but I couldnât fit into the package! Happy birthday!
⢠Happy birthday, dear friend! I actually forgot it was your birthday today, but I could see the candles on your cake from a mile away. Make sure you blow them out fast!
⢠Forget about the past â you canât change it. Forget about the future â youâll never know what it holds. Forget about the present â I didnât get you one this year. Happy birthday!
⢠I know youâre starting to get a little older, so for this birthday, Iâm giving you advice on how to make people think youâre younger. Just lie about your age! Happy birthday!
⢠On this special day, I hope you remember that you can be anything you want to be â except younger. Happy birthday!
⢠On your birthday, I want to give you a piece of intelligent advice. Itâs okay to flirt with whoever you want as much as you want â youâve basically become harmless at this age!
⢠Happy birthday to someone whoâs just about old enough to know how it felt to poop without a smart phone in hand!
⢠Happy birthday! Donât forget that age is just a number â in your case, a really big number.
⢠Happy birthday! As your friend, I think itâs only fair that I give you two things you should expect as you get older. The first is that your memory will start to get bad. Iâll tell you the second one when I remember.
Special Birthday Greetings
Not all birthdays are equal. For instance, 18th birthdays and 50th birthdays are extra special because they mark specific milestones in a personâs life. So, if that friend or family member is celebrating a birthday thatâs different from the others, it pays to send a happy birthday text that fits the special day.
⢠Your birthday is a special day we celebrate the gift of you to the world. Happiest birthday!
⢠My dearest friend, youâve never failed me all these years, and you redefine what friendship means to me. I wish you nothing but the best on this special day.
⢠May this birthday bring you an extra share of all the things â big and small â that make you the happiest person in the world.
⢠The life of a person is not measured in years, but with each footprint that they leave behind in the hearts of those they love.
⢠On your birthday, take this special gift Iâve prepare for you. I hope it brings you joy, just as the gift of your friendship has brought light and love into my life.
⢠You are the icing on the cake of life! Enjoy your special day and look forward to this wonderful new chapter in your life.
⢠Whenever Iâm asked who my best friend is, youâre always the first person on my mind. I hope this birthday â and all your birthdays to come â are as special and wonderful as you are!
⢠The passing of time hasnât changed you, but instead has made you shine even more brilliant than ever before. Thank you for sharing your friendship with me. Happy birthday!
⢠Your birthday isnât only a reason to celebrate a new year, but a reason for me to rejoice at the year that has been. Thank you for all the memories, the laughs, and the days you spent by my side. Happy birthday!
⢠On this special day, I celebrate another year that I get to keep you in my life. Happiest birthday, and thank you for being one of the most wonderful friends I could ever ask to have!
⢠My life would not have been the same without you. For the love, the laughter, the light, and the humor that you bring into my everyday â thank you! Your birthday really is a reason to celebrate â because it means I get to spend another year with you in my life!
Romantic Birthday Wishes
Not quite sure how to tell your special someone that youâre happy to celebrate their birthday? With so many feelings coursing through your veins, it might be hard to fit everything into a phrase or two. If youâre really having a hard time telling your partner just how you feel about their birthday, then these happy birthday texts should give you a few worthy ideas.
⢠There is nothing more I want for you on this special day than for you to be the happiest. Your joy is my joy. Happiest birthday to the love of my life.
⢠You make every morning colorful, every night passionate, and ever day worth remembering. I love you. Happy birthday!
⢠On this special day, how many years ago, the universe conspired to create you â the one soul who would match mine and make me the happiest person in the world. So you see why Iâm celebrating. Happy birthday, love!
⢠Love can be full of doubt. But when you became a part of my life, there was nothing Iâd ever felt more certain about. Happy birthday to the only constant in my life.
⢠Every day of my life with you has been like a wonderful birthday celebration, and I hope it never ends. Thank you for making each day worth remembering.
⢠Although it might be true that thereâs not a lot I can offer you on this special day, I hope you accept my simple gift, and all the love in my heart. You are the highlight of my life.
⢠I want to take the time today to give my thanks. Iâm proud and honored to be able to spend another year with you in my life. Happy birthday. Letâs make this year a memorable one.
⢠Happy birthday to the person who stole my heart, who changed my life, and who makes every single day an exciting adventure. I love you!
⢠Being your partner is the greatest gift I have ever received in my life, and I hope this little gift can give justice to the kind of happiness and light that youâve brought into my life. I love you. Happy birthday!
⢠You work hard all year round. You put in so much effort to make me happy. You do everything you can for our kids. And you forget all about yourself along the way. So on this special day, we celebrate you. Thank you for everything that you do. I appreciate your love.
⢠When youâre in love with the most amazing person in the whole world, thereâs nothing more that could make life sweeter. Thank you for being the most beautiful gift that this life has ever given me. Happy birthday.
Belated Birthday Greetings
⢠Even though this greeting might be coming to you a few days late, the happiness and love it wishes you are both good on any date. Belated happy birthday!
⢠The thing about getting older is that sometimes, youâll just forget! So youâll probably understand why youâre getting this greeting so late. Anyway, happy birthday!
⢠I didnât actually forget your birthday. I just thought that you were so special, you deserve to celebrate your birthday twice in a year! Happy birthday!
⢠Belated happy birthday! Before you start to feel bad that I forgot to greet you, I want to let you know that I also forget to brush my teeth and eat on time almost everyday, so itâs more of a me problem than it is a you problem!
⢠Now that everyone elseâs birthday greetings have worn off, itâs time I gave you mine! Hereâs a big fat belated happy birthday hug from me to you!
⢠I didnât forget your birthday. I just thought that it would be a good idea to save the best greeting for last. Happy birthday, dear friend! I hope you had a blast.
⢠Donât you just hate it when people blame late birthday greetings on unlikely circumstances and unbelievable events? Anyway, Iâm sorry this greeting is a little overdue, I was busy fighting crime with Batman. Happy birthday!
⢠Happy birthday! May this be the least belated of all the belated birthday wishes you receive this year.
⢠I am so sorry I forgot to greet you for your birthday this year! But in my defense, how am I supposed to remember when you donât look any older? Belated happy birthday, my dear friend!
⢠I knew you were already probably thinking I would forget your birthday, and I didnât want you to feel bad that you were proven wrong. It is your birthday after all!
⢠Your birthday came. Your birthday went. Hereâs the wish I should have sent! I wish you joy, and love, and light. But most of all, I wish you a happy life!
⢠This birthday greeting isnât late. Itâs just an early one for next year! Belated happy birthday, friend!
⢠The reason I didnât greet you happy birthday on your actual birthday was because I was so caught up thinking about a greeting amazing enough for you, and I ended up thinking the day away! I guess no such thing exists! Anyway, belated happy birthday!
⢠Truth be told, I didnât actually forget to greet you for your birthday. I just forgot to tell you that I remembered your birthday.
⢠Sorry this greeting is coming to you a little late. I actually remembered your birthday â just on the wrong date!
⢠Iâm so lucky and blessed to have a friend thatâs so forgiving and kind, that even if Iâm sending this birthday greeting a little late, I know you wonât be upset about it. Happy birthday!
Susan majored in English with a double minor in Humanities and Business at Arizona State University and earned a Masterâs degree in Educational Administration from Liberty University. She taught grades four through twelve in both public and private schools. Subjects included English, U.S. and world history and geography, math, earth and physical science, Bible, information technologies, and creative writing.
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