I love giving ideas on amusing greetings to make someone laugh on their special day.
Happy birthday to you if yours is today. I know you're old . . . but try to smile. Enjoy!
• You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
• When I have a birthday, I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
• You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
• Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
• When I was born, I was so surprised that I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
• Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
• With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
• The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
• I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
• You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
• You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar . . . Yung No Mo.
• I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
• You’re not 40, you’re 18 . . . with 22 years of experience!
• Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
• You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!
• Old enough to know better, young enough to still do it.
• Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
• I’m just here for the cake.
• If you want to look young and thin on your birthday . . . then hang around a bunch of old, fat people.
• Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday . . . and assume I said them. Happy birthday!
• There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday, but never remembers her age.
• Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
• Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, "Happy Birthday."
• Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
• Looking 50 is great . . . if you’re 60.
• Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
• So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
• It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
• Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit . . . but check it for wrinkles first!
• You’re so old that when you looked at your birth certificate, it said expired.
• People say that the good die young, so I guess that make you an old badass!
• It’s proven that at the age of 41, you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
• Another year, another new place that aches.
• It's okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.
• An old fart is as good as a new one.
• Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
• The younger you try to look, the older you actually are.
• Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
• May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
• Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
• You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age."
• Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
• The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
• No wise man ever wished to be younger.
• Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
• When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui, and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
Happy birthday to you and yours!
xiansheng chen on July 05, 2022:
nice
navrajvir singh on November 23, 2022:
great
Laviza on September 24, 2022:
natty on September 07, 2022:
awesome quotes!
JeanReinhart on November 02, 2022:
Required gift ideas for my daughter already ordered a big cake and venue for celebration. but the gift is pending also if you have any best birthday wishes for daughter also send me it will be very greatfull.
tech3331 on January 28, 2022:
Wonderful article to read. Thanks for sharing this.
Marie Johnson12 on July 01, 2022:
ravi on April 01, 2022:
you can post even this video
Jeremy Rawlings on January 13, 2022:
Plenty of ideas all on the one hub!
lucas on January 13, 2022:
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from Louisville, Ky on September 20, 2022:
Hi bac2basics,
First I would like to wish you a happy belated birthday. Im sorry to hear it wasn't great as all birthdays should be. Think about it this way; at least you have plenty more to come.. Im glad you enjoyed this hub and I wish you a great birthday next year.
from Louisville, Ky on September 20, 2022:
Jennzie,
Thanks for reading and happy early birthday...
Anne from Spain on September 20, 2022:
Hi Fresh. I couldn´t help but read this hub after seeing the photo..Hilarious. I love numbers 28 and 30. It actually was my birthday a week ago today, and I was having a really bad one..shame I hadn´t picked this great hub up then. Oh well never mind...maybe next year will be a great shin-dig. Thanks for the laugh.
Jenn from Pennsylvania on September 20, 2022:
My birthday's not for another 2 months but I still really enjoyed these quotes. 🙂 Voted up, funny and shared!
from Louisville, Ky on July 18, 2022:
Thanks tillsontitan! Im glad you enjoyed them. And yes, that is one of my favorites also. Thanks again for reading.
Mary Craig from New York on July 18, 2022:
These are a laugh riot! One is better than the other; among others I liked "Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." Loved it!
Voted up and funny.
How to Say Happy Birthday in Chinese
生日快乐 – shēngrì kuàilè : Happy Birthday (lit. Birth – Day – Happy)
祝你生日快乐 – zhù nǐ shēngrì kuàilè : Wish you a Happy Birthday (lit. Wish – You – Birth – Day – Happy)
However, there are many other was to say happy birthday in Chinese that you can impress your friends with even more.
(if you’re looking for the standard phrases, those are the ones to go for! And also the ones to feature in the chinese happy birthday song – see below!)
Happy Birthday in Chinese for Children
• 生日快乐 – shēngrì kuàilè
Happy Birthday!
• 希望你健康快乐地长大xī wàng nǐ jiàn kāng kuài lè de zhǎng dà
I hope you grow up to be healthy and happy!
Happy Birthday in Chinese for Young/Middle-Aged Females
• 祝你生日快乐，年年十八zhù nǐ shēnɡ rì kuài lè, nián nián shí bā
Wish you a happy birthday, may you live as young as years old every year.
• 祝你生日快乐，越来越靓zhù nǐ shēnɡ rì kuài lè, yuè lái yuè jìng
Happy birthday to you, wish you more and more beautiful.
Happy Birthday in Chinese for the Elderly
• 祝你福如东海，寿比南山Zhù nǐ fú rú dōng hǎi, shòu bǐ nán shān
May your fortune be as boundless as the East Sea and your life is as long as the Nan Shan.
• 祝你年年有今日，岁岁有今朝Zhù nǐ nián nián yǒu jīn rì, suì suì yǒu jīn zhāo.
You have this day (can celebrate your birthday) every year in the future.
Happy Birthday in Chinese to Friends
If you want to say happy birthday in Chinese to friends with more emphasis (or you really want to show off that much), you can add in a couple of chengyu;
• 心想事成, xīn xiǎng shì chéng
May all your wishes come true.
• 天天快乐, tiān tiān kuài lè
I hope you’re happy every day.
• 祝你生日快乐，天天快乐，心想事成, zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè, tiān tiān kuài lè, xīn xiǎng shì chéng
Happy birthday to you! I hope that you are happy every day and that all your wishes come true.
Talking about a Birthday in Chinese
你几岁了？nǐ jǐ suì le？
How old are you now?
你属什么的？nǐ shǔ shén me de?
你的生日是什么时候？Nǐ de shēngrì shì shénme shíhòu?
When is your birthday?
你平时怎么过生日？Nǐ píngshí zěnmeguò shēngrì?
What do you usually do to celebrate your birthday?
我打算跟朋友一起去酒吧喝酒/去餐厅吃饭。Wǒ dǎsuàn gēn péngyǒu yīqǐ qù jiǔbā hējiǔ/qù cāntīng chīfàn.
I plan to go to a bar/restaurant with my friends.
你的生日愿望是什么?， nǐ de shēng rì yuàn wàng shì shén me
What is your birthday wish？
我__岁了, wǒ __ suì le
I am __ years old.
你要吃蛋糕吗? nǐ yào dàn gāo ma？
Do you want cake?
谢谢你的礼物， xiè xiè nǐ de lǐ wù
Thank you for the present.
Happy Birthday in Chinese Song
• 祝你生日快乐 (zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè)
• Happy Birthday to You
• 祝你生日快乐 (zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè)
• Happy Birthday to You
• 祝你幸福， 祝你健康 (zhù nǐ xìng fú, zhù nǐ jiàn kāng)
• Here’s to your happiness, Here’s to your good health
• 祝你前途光明 (zhù nǐ qián tú guāng míng)
• May your future be bright
• 祝你生日快乐 (zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè)
• Happy Birthday to You
• 祝你生日快乐 (zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè)
• Happy Birthday to You
• 祝你幸福， 祝你健康 (zhù nǐ xìng fú, zhù nǐ jiàn kāng)
• Here’s to your happiness, Here’s to your good health
• 有个温暖家庭 (yǒu gè wēn nuǎn jiā tíng)
• Here’s to your family.
Chinese Birthday Traditions
Chinese people may not celebrate their birthday’s as much as in some western countries, but saying happy birthday in Chinese is something you’re bound to come across a lot.
Chinese people usually celebrate their birthdays much quieter than other countries, getting a few friends or family together, and often only really celebrating big important birthdays.
Traditionally, Chinese people would eat longevity noodles.
This is common in a few Asian countries and comes from the fact that the noodles are long and therefore represent long life. These noodles are called 寿面 (shòu miàn).
Nowadays, younger people look towards the west and celebrate in a similar way.
Birthday cake is becoming the norm and people are celebrating with much larger parties – and every year, instead of traditionally just big birthdays for significant years.
Despite this, celebrating a birthday in China is still kept as an important family event, especially so for newborns and the elderly.
Chinese Birthday Gifts
Once you’ve learnt how to say happy birthday in Chinese to your good Chinese friend, you’ll want to pay attention to some important gift-giving rules in China. (Look back up for the word for birthday present in Chinese).
China, a country still shrouded by traditions and suspicions, has some pretty strict rules for what not to give for a birthday present.
Good gifts for Chinese people basically involve all of the normal stuff. For example, chocolates, cosmetics, clothing, etc.
Bad Chinese Birthday Gifts
• Clocks
Clocks represent time, so giving a clock could suggest that time is running out. The Chinese words meaning to ‘give a clock’ 送鐘 (sòng zhōng) sounds like (or exactly the same actually) 送終 (sòng zhōng) which means to pay one’s last respects.
• Towels
Towels are often given out at funerals, so these are best avoided to avoid association.
• White/yellow chrysanthemums
These are usually given at funerals.
Another interesting example… don't get a mirror! Why?
A mirror is a bad gift in China because they are seen to attract ghosts, so avoid giving these as gifts!
Who knew!
Birthday in Chinese – FAQ's
How do you say Happy Birthday in Chinese?Happy Birthday in Chinese is 生日快乐 – shēngrì kuàilè
How do you say gift in Chinese?Gift in Chinese is 礼物 Lǐwù
How do you say “When is your birthday” in Chinese? What is a bad birthday gift in Chinese?Clocks and shoes because they have bad homophones
Also towels and white/yellow chrysanthemums
Is it true Chinese like to eat noodles on their birthday?It is! Traditionally, Chinese people would eat longevity noodles on their birthday.
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So weird about the bad gifts, not sure who buys clocks as gifts anyway
Another great anecdote about Chinese culture! Such a deep history with so much to discover Harry.
What about Merry Christmas?
Do you have a Christmas blog also?
THanks for the flashcards! really useful
Our pleasure Alisha!
Your daughter is one of the most special women in your life. You've watched her grow up and blossom into the brilliant person she is today. But what is the best message for her birthday? How do you say happy birthday to your daughter in a way that's meaningful? And how can you really express your love for her?
We’ve rounded up a range of birthday messages for her to capture different approaches to saying happy birthday. From sincere and sweet, to funny and a bit cheeky, we’re sure you’ll find something that will suit the mood and occasion perfectly for your family.
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• How do you say happy birthday to your daughter?
• Funny birthday wishes for your daughter
• Sincere birthday wishes for daughters
• Birthday quotes for your daughter
• Happy birthday to a daughter who is far away
• Happy birthday to someone who is like a daughter to me
How do you say happy birthday to your daughter?
When it comes to birthday greetings for your daughter, you want to make sure you’re choosing a message that leaves her feeling loved and celebrated. You know your daughter best, and we’ve found that the most successful cards are often the ones that come from the heart.
Don’t spend too much time stressing over what to write in a birthday card, instead take a look at the messages, quotes and sayings we’ve found for your daughter on her special day.
Funny birthday wishes for your daughter
My birthday prayer for you today is that the good Lord will cure you of your cell phone addiction. Happy birthday my daughter.
Best birthday wishes for a wonderful daughter. I have nothing but sweet memories about raising you, although it’s entirely possible I’ve blocked out some of the teen years. Happy birthday my girl!
Happy Birthday to my daughter. I told you to stop growing up so fast, but as usual, you didn’t listen. Love you!
No matter how hard you try, you can’t catch up to my age. And besides, you’ll always be my little darling. Happy birthday, angel!
You make everything about life sweeter than all the candy in the world. Happy birthday, sweetie!
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday to my daughter!
Happy Birthday, Daughter! There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit, but you’re still looking good!
When you’re hurt, I’m hurt. When you’re happy, I’m happy. When you’re broke, go find a job. Happy birthday, princess!
Sincere birthday wishes for daughters
I knew when you were growing up that you would become the greatest person that I’ve ever known. And now that I can see it before me, you still make me wonder what I did to deserve such a gift of a daughter. Happy Birthday my beautiful girl.
Happy birthday, beautiful. You have made us the happiest parents to have ever walked the surface of the earth. We wish you all the best.
You have awed me at every stage of your life – from delightful baby, to sweet little girl, to the strong, poised, independent woman you are today. Happy Birthday to a lady I am so proud to call my daughter.
Strength, compassion, and independence are great qualities in a person — as you prove all the time. Today gives us the perfect opportunity to remind you of that. Sending birthday wishes for Daughter of the Year!
Even if I had designed exactly what traits I thought I wanted in a daughter, I could not have even come close to the awe-inspiring qualities that I see in you. The most beautiful part of you is how you follow your dreams at all times. Happy birthday to such an amazing daughter!
Every day we feel so blessed to have a daughter like you. From the adorable freckled toddler to the hard-working teenager you are now, you have continuously impressed us by how you use all of the talents God has given you. Today we celebrate you! Happy Birthday!
Birthday quotes for your daughter
"A daughter is God’s way of saying, I thought you could use a lifelong friend" – Unknown
"Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with a little bit of angel shine about them, and though it wears thin sometimes there is always enough left to lasso your heart." – Alan Beck
"Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters, there is something which there are no words to express." – Joseph Addison
"A daughter is a day brightener and a heart warmer." – Unknown
"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart." – Winnie the Pooh
"A daughter is a bundle of firsts that excite and delight, giggles that come from deep inside and are always contagious, everything wonderful and precious and your love for her knows no bounds." – Barbara Cage
"Life is tough my darling, but so are you." – Stephanie Bennet Henry
"A daughter is the most precious gift of life who lets our heart dance with joy" – Apollo M
"Daughters are angels sent from above to fill our heart with unending love." – J. Lee
Happy birthday to a daughter who is far away
No matter how far you are, my heart will always beat for you. Happy birthday my dear, may your day be filled with happiness.
Happy birthday to my daughter! With each birthday that passes, you amaze me more and more. You have turned out to be such an intelligent, fun, and caring person who has so much going for them in life. I’m excited to see what the future holds for you. Have a wonderful birthday!
As you continue with your journey in life, albeit far away, just remember that mom and dad love you so much and we’ll do everything in our power to ensure that your journey is as smooth as possible. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to my daughter! May this year bring you plenty of reasons to smile, and endless opportunities to make you happier! Wish we could be with you today, but I just want to let you know that you are loved for the little girl you were, for the special woman you are and for the angelic daughter you will always be.
I always feel so far away from you on days like this. But I want you to remember that life is never easy, and though you will face certain hurdles, during dark times, travel towards the light. Always believe in yourself and do not forget you will always have us beside you. Happy birthday my beautiful daughter.
You think of yourself as a strong person, and then your heart melts with the arrival of your baby girl! What a spectacular young lady you have become! Happy birthday, may life’s joy always find its way to you!
Happy birthday to someone who is like a daughter to me
Wishing you a memorable birthday celebration filled to the brim with measureless joy. It’s a great blessing and privilege to have you as a second daughter.
On your birthday, let me give you a small piece of advice. The world is not always fair, and you will have your share of disappointments, but what matters is how you get back on your feet; also I will always be there for you at every step of life to guide you. Happy birthday sweetheart.
Even though we aren’t related by blood, you’ve always been like a daughter to me, and a daughter like you deserves nothing but the best on her special day, and for all her birthday wishes to come true! Happy birthday my dear.
With every birthday of yours, we're reminded of what matters most to us: you. We’re so grateful we were blessed with a gift like you. You’ve always been like a daughter to us. Happy birthday, sweetie!
On this very special occasion of yours, I truly wish you that you have an amazing day, filled with joy, laughter, presents and love. Because this is what an exemplary daughter like you deserves. Happy Birthday!