Funny Birthday Wishes Girl

How Do You Say Happy Birthday To A Beautiful Girl?

You can wish Happy Birthday to a beautiful girl in a variety of ways. You can compliment her beauty and her adorable personality. You can wish your lovely lady a happy day or a happy year. You can use a short birthday message or write her a long birthday quote.

How Do You Write A Beautiful Birthday Message?

Write from the heart. A beautiful birthday message doesn't have to be complicated. Birthday sentiments that are short and cute, can also be beautiful. Start by saying happy birthday. Then write her a compliment. Perhaps commend her on her achievements. If you need to add more, then write down your sentiments on wishing her a good birthday or year.

Happy Birthday Beautiful Quotes

• Happy Birthday Beautiful, hope all your wishes come true on your special day!

• Happy birthday, sending happy thoughts to the most beautiful woman on earth!

• Happy Birthday to you! You are beautiful inside and out, and I hope you know that!

• Happy Birthday, wishing you a beautiful day today and every day!

• Sending birthday wishes to a beautiful lady! Celebrate big!

• Happy Birthday, pretty woman! You deserve the best!

• Happy birthday beautiful! Hope your day is a fabulous as you are!

• Wishing you a birthday as beautiful as you are, Happy Birthday!

• You are amazing, and I hope the world knows how beautiful and awesome you are! Happy birthday!

• You are just as beautiful on the outside as you are on the inside and I wish you the very best on your birthday today!

• Sending loving wishes to the birthday girl today. Hope you have a beautiful celebrate and a magnificent year!

Happy Birthday Beautiful Friend Quotes

• Happy birthday to my beautiful friend, every day shines a little brighter with you in it.

• Hey gorgeous gal pal, wishing you an awesome birthday today!

• Hi beautiful bestie, I hope your birthday is awesome and your wishes come true!

• As charming as you are, it's no wonder everyone adores you, including me! Happy birthday beautiful friend!

• Happy birthday, good-looking! Sending you good vibes on your special day today!

• Hey hottie, Happy birthday to my sexy partner-in-crime!

• Hey foxy lady, have a fabulous birthday! I only wish I was half as fierce as you are!

• Happy birthday hot mama, sending you some wonderful birthday vibes on your special day today!

• To my beautiful friend, you deserve the very best on your birthday today! Have a spectacular birthday!

• Happy birthday, my beautiful bff! May we be friends forever and ever! Hope this is the best year yet!

Happy Birthday Beautiful Wife or Girlfriend Quotes

• Another year older, another year wiser, and you're still as beautiful as the day I met you, Happy birthday, my love!

• To my beautiful partner, every day with you is cause for celebration. Today just make its official, Happy birthday!

• Happy birthday to my beautiful wife, you get prettier every year!

• Happy birthday to my beautiful girlfriend, you're just as gorgeous as the day I met you!

• Happy Birthday! By the way… YOU ARE STUNNING. (but you already know that)

• Hoping for a gorgeous day for my gorgeous gal, Happy birthday sweetheart!

• Happy birthday hot stuff! I'm so lucky to call you mine.

• To my love of my life, you are beautiful, kind, smart, funny… and I can go and on… but this card wouldn't fit it all. Happy birthday!

• I love you today and everyday, happy birthday my beautiful angel!

• You take my breath away every day with how exquisite you are. Hope your beautiful smile shines brighter today on your birthday! Hope to celebrate many, many more birthdays with you!

Happy Birthday Beautiful Girl Quotes

• Happy birthday beautiful girl, did you know you light up my world?

• Sending hugs, kisses and birthday wishes to a beautiful girl!

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• Happy birthday you gorgeous girl! I hope all your wishes come true!

• Happy birthday to a very special girl today! Sending you lots of love on your birthday!

• Hi cutie, Have a delightful birthday! Make this birthday one to remember!

Happy Birthday Beautiful Lady Quotes

• Happy Birthday to a lovely lady, one year older, and you still look amazing!

• You are aged to perfection, happy birthday lady!

• Hey pretty lady, wishing you a fabulous birthday today!

• You have a beautiful soul and it just shines, Happy Birthday to a wonderful lady!

• To a very special lady today, may all your birthday dreams and wishes come true!

Happy Birthday Beautiful Niece Quotes

• To my beautiful niece, you have brighten everyone's lives since you came into the family. hope you have a wonderful birthday!

• Happy birthday niece, you're still the cutie pie I remember. You're just another year older today. Hope your wishes come true!

• Sending birthday wishes to a wonderful niece. We're so blessed to have a beautiful soul like yours in our family.

• Happy birthday to you, our beautiful niece! Wishing you a day and year of laughter and love!

• Here's to wonderful birthday wishes for a beautiful niece! May your day be as delightful as you are!

Happy Birthday Beautiful Sister Quotes

• Happy birthday to my beautiful sister! You are so wonderful to me, and I'm luck to call you my sis!

• You're my sister, my friend, my confidante, wishing you a birthday that is as beautiful as you are!

• People say we look alike (which is good because I'm gorgeous) Happy birthday, sis!

• We love and we fight but we'll always be family. Happy birthday sister, hope it's a good one!

• Happy birthday beautiful sister. Hope your day is as sweet as you are!



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Looking for the right words to express Happy 90th birthday wishes? Wondering what to write in a 90th birthday card? Try one of these cheerful quotes or greetings!

You can also download these 90th birthday greeting cards for free – just click on any image and it will open in a new window, ready for you to print.

Funny 90th Birthday Wishes

Make your favorite senior laugh out loud with one of these funny 90th birthday quotes!

• Lucky for you, vintage is in. Happy 90th Birthday!

• You're not old, you're a classic.

• I'm not saying that you're old…but your candles cost more than your birthday cake!

• Everyone gets to be young once. Your turn is over!

• It's your 90th birthday – feel free to wine if you want!

• I hope I'm as wonderful as you are when I turn 90…even just half as wonderful would be great.

• On your 90th birthday, remember – age is only important if you're a cheese.

• A true friend knows how old you are…and stays for the party anyway. Happy 90th Birthday!

• Don't get all weird about growing older. Our age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying us.

• May your 90th birthday be filled with magic moments…and lots of merlot!

• Happy 90th birthday to my best friend! Here's to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!

• Like fine wine, we get better with age. Or maybe we just feel better about our age with lots of wine. Happy 90th Birthday!

• Take every birthday with a grain of salt. Of course, this works best if the salt is accompanied by a margarita.

• A little medical advice for your 90th birthday. Eat lots of birthday cake – it's good for you! Studies have shown that the more birthday cakes you've gotten, the longer you live.

• Happy 90th Birthday to someone who is forever young!

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• At 90, you're still playing with a full deck. Who cares if you shuffle a little slower?

• Thinking about getting a tattoo for your 90th birthday? The best bet would be your name and address.

• On your 90th birthday, remember: you're only as old as you feel. So don't go around feeling old people.

• Don't think of it as turning 90…think of it as turning 18 with 72 years of experience.

• You'll never be old as long as your mind is young and your heart is pure. In other words, you're screwed!

• 90?? Don't panic – you've still got it! The hard part is remembering where it is.

• Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter! Happy 90th Birthday!

• You're not getting older…you're increasing in value. Have a fabulous 90th birthday!

• With age comes new skills. Now that you're 90, you can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time!

• Turning 90? Keep in mind – you're only as old as you remember you are!

• Don't let turning 90 get you down…because it's way too hard to get back up again!

• Just think of 90 as 9 perfect 10s!

• If things really do get better with age, then you're approaching perfection! Happy 90th Birthday!

• Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.

• Don't pout because you have 90 candles on your cake. Just be glad you have the strength to blow the damn things out!

• Birthdays are good for your health! Studies have proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

Sentimental 90th Birthday Wishes

This is the perfect occasion to let your favorite senior know how much you care about them. Try using one of these sentimental 90th birthday quotes to express your feelings of friendship and love.

• When you look back over 90 years, I hope that your memories are warm ones. When you celebrate today, I hope that your heart is filled with love and joy. When you look forward to the future, I hope that all your dreams and wishes come true.

• I hope your 90th birthday is just as special as you are.

• Congratulations on your 90th birthday! You are truly an inspiration, and I feel so blessed to have you in my life.

• May you have a happy and healthy 90th birthday! I hope you enjoy many more beautiful days ahead of you.

• I'm so lucky to have someone as special as you in my life. On your 90th birthday, I hope that you are blessed with love, health and happiness.

• Happy 90th Birthday! It's wonderful being able to share such a special birthday with someone like you. You have a heart of gold, and are so warm, loving and kind to everyone you know. I'm so glad that we have such precious memories to share.

• You've gathered 90 years of amazing memories. I hope your birthday is a day full of new fun and surprises.

• Count your days by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Wishing you a joy-filled 90th birthday!

• I hope your 90th birthday is full of sunshine and rainbows, love and laughter. You deserve the best day ever!

90th Birthday Wishes for Mom

Looking for just the right Happy 90th birthday message for Mom? She'll love one of these sweet quotes!

• Your 90th birthday is a milestone that makes me realize that my love and respect for you grow stronger each day. Happy birthday to the best Mom ever!

• Sending you a 90th birthday wish that's wrapped up with all my love!

• Mom, Happy 90th Birthday! I hope your birthday is as bright as your smile, as sweet as your love, as fun as your spirit, and as wonderful as you are. Thanks so much for always being there for me.

• We have the perfect mother and daughter relationship. You're my mother, and I'm perfect. Hope your 90th birthday is filed with laughter and love!

• Happy 90th birthday to my amazing Mom! You're not only my mother, but you're my best friend. There is no one in the world that could ever take your place, and you mean more to me than you will ever know.

• I hope that the suns shines as brightly on your birthday as your love has always shone on me. Happy 90th birthday to the most loving mom ever!

• On your 90th birthday, I hope that you enjoy all the beauty and love that surrounds love. Thank you for being such a special part of my life.

• Thank you for being my heart's first home. I wish you the most amazing 90th birthday ever!

• You are more than just a mother to me…You are my guidance, my strength, my teacher and my best friend. Thank you for giving me all the best in my life! Happy 90th Birthday, Mom!

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• Of all the moms in the world, I'm so grateful that I got you. I hope your 80th birthday is unforgettable!

• Happy 90th birthday, Mom! Now that I'm older, I want to thank you for never leaving me in a shopping cart and running away. That must have been tempting.

90th Birthday Wishes for Dad

Send Dad one of these cheerful 90th birthday greetings.

• Dear Dad, It's like you just turned 18. 72 years ago, that is. Happy 90th birthday!

• Happy 90th birthday to the greatest man in the world: my friend, my protector, my father.

• God must have sent you into my life so that I would always have love in my heart. I wish you the most amazing 90th birthday ever, Dad!

• Happy 90th Birthday, Dad! I wish you a fabulous birthday, because you are a fabulous Dad. Enjoy your special day!

• I'm thinking of you and all the wonderful times we've shared. Thank you for so many amazing memories and experiences! Happy 90th Birthday, Dad!

• As each year passes, I realize just how luck I am to have such a wonderful father like you. You will always hold a special place in my heart. I hope your 90th birthday is just as wonderful as you are!

• Having a Dad like you has made my life so much happier and more complete. I've learned so much from you, and I treasure every moment and lesson. On your 90th birthday, I want to thank you for all that you've done for me. I love you, Dad

• Superheroes are one in a million. An amazing Dad like you is one in a lifetime. Thanks for everything! Happy 90th birthday, Dad!

• Before you blow out the candles on your 90th birthday cake, I hope you'll take a moment to remember what a wonderful father and friend you are. I'm so blessed to have you in my life.

• No gift can ever match the love and affection you've given me all the years of my life. Have a fabulous 90th birthday, Dad!

• Dear Dad, Thank you for sharing your wisdom. Thank you for believing in me and always being there when I need it most. I hope you have the most joyous 90th birthday ever!

90th Birthday Wishes for Grandma

Looking for cute quotes for Grandma's 90th birthday? Here are some wonderful ideas:

• Happy 90th Birthday, Grandma! You make the world a better place to live in – a place full of happiness and joy simply be spreading your immense love and care. Thanks for everything!

• Thinking loving thoughts of you, Grandma – and wishing you a 90th birthday that's as special as you are!

• On your birthday, I'd like to say how much I appreciate all the little things you've done for me that have always made such a difference in my life. Wishing you a happy 90th birthday!

• Happy 90th birthday to the world's best Grandma!

• God has truly blessed our family with you, Grandma. I hope all your birthday wishes come true!

90th Birthday Wishes for Grandpa

• You are the coolest Grandpa in town. Happy 90th Birthday! Love from your favorite grandchild,

• Grandpa, I hope your 90th birthday is filled with love, joy, fun and laughter. I am so thankful to have you as my grandfather!

• All the wonderful times I've spent with you will be sweet memories for the rest of my life. You are such an inspiration to me!

• The best Grandpa in the world deserves a special greeting from his favorite grandchild. Happy 90th birthday, Grandpa!

• You've brought so much joy and happiness to my life. I love you, Grandpa – Happy 90th birthday!

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Each year everyone has that one special day that's all about us. Let's be honest; birthdays are truly complicated. Some people are excited to plan a birthday party, get gifts, and dance all night. Others feel depressed because they're a year older and much closer to the end. Therefore, making the birthday boy or girl laugh that day is essential. Yes, there is nothing better than funny birthday wishes.

There are all kinds of ways to send birthday wishes. For instance, the old-school way is to send a birthday card. There's also the modern-day version, birthday e-cards. Regardless, make sure it's a funny birthday message. It's vital to make a person laugh on their special day.

A wonderful birthday message is sweet and kind, but everyone needs to laugh the older they get. A simple happy birthday wish can turn the day into a great birthday. Funny birthday wishes are perfect because they make the person feel special and laugh. So, bust out the cake, grab a candle, and send that funny birthday wish.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

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Social media makes it possible to send anyone a message around the world. It's now possible to send a funny birthday wish to a best friend across the globe or down the street. There is nothing better than a happy birthday message from a best friend. Sometimes, friends have the time to buy the perfect birthday present and birthday card. Of course, not all friends have that kind of time.

Still, one of these simple messages will make up for not buying your best friend a gift. These messages can work on social media, text messages, birthday cards, or birthday e-cards. In fact, some of these funny messages would even fit on a birthday cake.

1. Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you, I'm the second kind.

2. It's your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother's womb. So, that's pretty cool.

3. Technically, you're not 50. You're only $49.95, plus tax!

4. Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy birthday!

5. Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

6. Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.

7. Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass!

8. I spent three hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you, and then I gave up. Happy birthday.

9. For your special day, I've sent you a truly gracious present. It's a ghost hug! You can't feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy birthday!

10. The best part of being over forty is that you did most of your stupid stuff before the internet.

11. Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished!

12. Just imagine all the things you'd want to hear on your birthday… and assume I wrote them here!

13. To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner, so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Co-Workers

Often employees work long hours for a mean boss and get very little pay. It can sometimes be tough to go through the work day. Of course, having good work friends will make the day much easier.

A work colleague is a special kind of friend. It's a friendship that comes together because of circumstance. Co-workers are often in desperate need of a laugh. The perfect funny message will turn a long work day into a fantastic birthday.

14. Whoops, I didn't get you a present. Being my office buddy should be the only birthday present that you need – it even lasts all year!

15. Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!

16. Work makes us colleagues. Our inappropriate conversations make us friends. Happy birthday!

17. You are one year wiser, which is lucky, as I forgot the password again… Happy birthday, work buddy.

18. They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy birthday!

19. It sucks to have to work on your birthday – but at least you get to spend it with me this year! Happy birthday.

20. Happy birthday! I'm really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.

21. You're the reason why I never get tired of work. But you may be the reason I get fired for talking too much! Happy birthday.

22. It's so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird. Happy birthday!

23. Happy birthday! Where's the cake?

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for a Belated Birthday

Life gets so hectic sometimes that it's easy to forget a friend or loved one's birthday. However, one way to save the day is with a funny belated birthday wish. Indeed, funny birthday wishes are ideal for belated birthdays. It might be a little late, but at least it's funny. Honestly, it probably won't make up for forgetting and not buying a gift, but they might laugh.

24. Happy birthday! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead!

25. I hope you're not feeling deflated that I'm a little belated. Happy (late) birthday!

26. I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn't think you would live this long. Happy birthday!

27. You'll never guess what I just remembered…Happy belated birthday (from the world's most forgetful friend)!

28. I promise this card isn't late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day because I think you deserve a whole birth month. Happy birth-month!

29. I know you think this card is a few days late. It's actually worse than that. This is your card from 2022 that I only just got around to sending. Happy belated birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Her

There are all kinds of stereotypes revolving around women and their birthdays. The truth is nobody wants to get old. We all want to stay young forever. There's nothing more important than making women feel special on their birthdays.

It's essential to make them feel like the queen of their special day. They deserve the best birthday party, cake, and a funny birthday wish. Of course, funny birthday wishes will leave the birthday girl full of smiles and happy memories.

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30. Happy birthday to a woman who never ceases to amaze me. Some days your brilliance knows no bounds. Other days you can't find your keys because you put them in the fridge. You're unbelievable!

31. The secret to staying young is makeup… make up an age, then stick with it!

32. A friend like you is like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always getting on my last nerve. But hey, can't live without 'em. Happy birthday!

33. Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

34. A quick reminder on your special day… well-behaved women rarely make history. So, this year, let's go even crazier! Happy birthday!

35. You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older?

36. It's your party, and you'll cry if you want to; however, I don't recommend it. You'll ruin your makeup, and we will be taking a lot of pictures tonight. Happy birthday!

37. Wow, another year under your belt. Just let me know how old we're telling people you are now. Happy birthday!

38. We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile… and then we'll be new friends!

39. Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can't wait until we're old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!

40. Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! You rock!

41. You're the youngest [insert age] year old I know.

42. I'm one boob, you're the other boob, and together… we're breast friends! Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Him

There's a stereotype that women hate getting older. That might be true, but men hate it just as much. So make those grumpy dads, moody boyfriends, and silly sons laugh on their special day. It's cheaper than buying them a present. The perfect birthday greeting can make or break a birthday and every dad, husband, and son loves a funny birthday wish.

43. Another year together has come and gone. Whatever would I do without you? Not open jars, that's for sure. Happy birthday, man!

44. Happy birthday, Dad! When I grow up, I want to be just like you… but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.

45. How to fart like a man: 1) pass the gas. 2) pass the blame. You got this, bro! Happy birthday!

46. If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

47. On your birthday, you might be thinking, “Oh man, I'm getting old,” but don't worry. Just because you're old doesn't mean you won't still be doing dumb stuff. You'll just be doing it slower. Happy birthday!

48. What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it!

49. It's your birthday! You know what that means? One year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids, “get off my lawn!” Everyone loves that guy!

50. Happy birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.

51. Happy birthday! It's a big one! (That's what she said.)

52. Happy birthday! For your special day, I made you a cake. BOOM, YOU'RE A CAKE! You're so very welcome.

53. I would have made you a funny card, but I know at your age, bladder control can be a problem… Happy birthday!

54. Happy birthday, Dude! Congrats on getting a year closer to a senior citizen discount at the movies. Not to mention the best parking spots at the grocery store.

Funny Birthday Messages and Jokes

Here are some funny birthday wishes and hilarious birthday jokes. Indeed, these funny birthday messages are for everyone. They'll make mom, dad, brother, sister, and friends laugh. Of course, no birthday is complete without a cake, birthday party, and gifts. However, it all means nothing without a funny birthday wish to brighten up their day.

55. What's something you get for your birthday every year, aside from cake and presents? Another year older.

56. How does NASA organize a birthday party? They planet.

57. What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like? I scream cake.

58. I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.

59. You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well pee while I'm here.”

60. What's the best way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once.

61. What happens when no one shows up to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

62. Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!

63. It's your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times.

64. Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday!

65. You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

66. Here's wishing you the happiest birthday with all of my butt! (Why would I say “with all my heart” when my butt is definitely bigger.)

67. Smart, good-looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!

68. Pst, don't grow up! It's a trap. Happy birthday!



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