Funny 50th Birthday Wishes: Sending funny birthday wishes to your dear ones is one of the most effective ways to bring a smile to their faces on their birthdays. But being funny in cards or text messages not so easy. You have to find the right words and know how to use them in funny 50th birthday card messages. Here are some examples of funny and hilarious 50th birthday wishes for someone who is celebrating his/her 50th birthday. Pick the one that suits your taste and send it right away to make a difference, to make your birthday wish stand out among so many of them.
Funny 50th Birthday Wishes
Happy 50th birthday! You're aging like wine. Congratulations!
Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!
You're just 35 with 15 bonus years. Wishing you a Happy 50th birthday!
You are halfway to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.
You're no longer the oldest person I know in their 40's. Now you're the youngest 50-year-old I know.
Now that you're 50 you've probably got more hair where you don't want it and less hair where you do want it. You can't fight it but at least you can still let your hair down and have fun on your birthday!
If you were a dog, you would be 213 years old. So, don’t feel so bad about your age. At least you’re aging like a human. Happy 50th!
Your 40's are behind you now, so you should have your midlife crisis out of your system. Be proud! You wear it well!
If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.
Happy birthday and congratulations, you're halfway to a telegram from the Queen. In the meantime, put your feet up and enjoy the rewards from all the hard work you put in during your 20s, 30s and 40s.
Now that you are an old 50-year-old, you only have 10 years before I call you an old 60-year-old.
Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!
It's just about gaining few more grey hairs than me, nothing else to be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!
I hope you already saved enough money for retirement. It's time to count them all. Happy 50th birthday!
Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!
You can't hide your age to others. Your hair is turning gray, and wrinkles appearing. So, tell the truth, is it your 50th, or you're lying.
Funny 50th Birthday Messages
Don’t ever bother spending money on anti-aging creams or face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday old-timer.
As you turn 50 you can age as gracefully as you like – flaunt your grays and wrinkles or use modern technology to hide them. Whichever path you choose, it only happens once so do it well and have a wonderful birthday!
You are half a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks, or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes old, depending on what unit of measure you are using. Hey, at least I didn't figure it out for seconds. Happy 50th birthday!
As we grow older, we become more open-minded and understanding. So, you’d still understand if I didn’t buy you a gift right? Cheers to you on your special day!
The older you get, the brighter your cake becomes. See? It’s all filled with burning candles. Have fun blowing!
Now the rest of your life will depend on whether you have fun by being nifty, or you become bored by being thrifty. The choice is yours. Happy 50th birthday.
Happy 50th birthday! The Romans called it ‘L', we say ‘fifty' and some tribes in the Amazon don't even have a word for numbers that big. In anyone's language, it's a number worth celebrating.
It is never too late to grow up and stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th birthday is your chance to do just that. Happy birthday.
Midlife crisis is a label that is given to fifty year olds to stop them from being the best they can. Forget these labels and enjoy life to the fullest. Happy birthday.
Don’t worry about getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles. Happy birthday!
You’ve got half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.
I would make a joke about how old you’re getting, but I’m worried that if I hurt your feelings I might not get a chance to apologize to you since you are getting so old. Happy 50th!
Happy 50th birthday! In your fifties, you can forget about mortgages, contraception, and school fees. You'll probably forget everything else as well, but at least now you'll have an excuse.
Funny 50th Birthday Quotes
Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles. – Melanie White
By fifty, you’ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.
Turning 50 means it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. – Greg Tamblyn
50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule. – Greg Tamblyn
Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.
When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I'm fifty. I haven’t seen anything. – Eric Satie
Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys. – Melanie White
I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent. – Wendy Cope
At 50, you’ve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Diller
Who said there were no such things as miracles? You made it to 50, didn’t you? – Melanie White
The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned. – Cindy Crawford
You’ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.
After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, “I just ferment my food now. – Henry Green
I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin. – Melanie White
50th Funny Birthday Wishes for Him
Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy 50th birthday!
You’ve been in your thirties so many years. I’m quite unsure about your age this year. Maybe it's the fifty. Happy birthday anyway!
Something special in you always helps you stand out in a crowd. That’s your age!
I believe you’re here since the dawn of time. Dinosaurs have gone extinct, but you are still here. Congratulations to you and happy 50th birthday, of course!
A man never gets older, he can only get wiser. Remember this quote forever, and you’ll never feel sad. Happy birthday!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Her
I’m good with numbers, and your age always fascinates me. I believe you’ve been here since the beginning of this universe!
I always get my inspiration from you. You’re such a strong and courageous woman. I don’t think anyone else survived the dinosaurs except you!
Today you have achieved a milestone. A 50-year older woman 50th birthday to my favorite old and not so wise lady!
Growing older and growing wiser are two different cases. And I don’t blame you for that. Happy birthday my sweetheart!
I hope to celebrate your 50th birthday for many more years to come. Here’s a happy birthday from me for year one!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Mom
For me, your birthday is like a national holiday. Whatever I do and wherever I maybe, I’ll always find ways to wish you happy birthday!
Dear Mom, I hope you know how hard it is to find you a birthday gift every year because you have too many birthdays! Just kidding. Happy 50th birthday to you!
Don’t ever let dad say you are getting old. You’re still as youthful and gorgeous as you were in your thirties. Happy 50th birthday, mom!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Dad
I wonder what your friends would gift you on your birthdays when you were my age? Ancient papyrus greeting cards?
I know it hurts to see people enjoying the fact that you are getting older and greyer. But you are not getting younger anyway. Happy 50th birthday, dad!
Today, so many people will bring gifts for you. But since it's difficult for you to keep all the gifts, I’m thinking of helping you by keeping them all.
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Wife
I prayed to God to make you older and wiser. Only the first one came true. Happy birthday my love. Wishing God bless you with the second one as soon as possible.
I know it's hard to enjoy being old when you are old. But, hey, it’s okay if you ask me. I had just passed the same line a few years ago. Happy 50th birthday!
From now on, you can enjoy all your senior citizen discounts, just like me. Happy 50th birthday and best wishes to you!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Husband
Today is the day you can pretend to be young even though you’re not. Happy 50th birthday, my love.
Half of our budget for celebrating your birthday went to buying candles. Try getting younger or stop getting more birthdays!
I’ve known you for so many years, and I must admit that you are much older today than you were when we first met. Happy 50th birthday, dear!
Funny 50th Birthday Sayings
You know you’re 50 when the only silver lining you can see is on your head. – Melanie White
For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was in 1978, but the time machine was booked. – Jean Sorensen
I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me. – Janet Periat
Happy 50th – the years look good on you! But then, I don’t see as well as I used to. – Melanie White
At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. – Sir Norman Wisdom
My 50th birthday wish: that I had as much silver in my safe as I have in my hair. – Melanie White
50 years old: In Led Zeppelin terms, that's halfway up the stairway to heaven.
In your 20s: Looking for your perfect match. In your 50s: Just happy if your socks match. – East of Sweden
50 years old? Look on the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments. – Melanie White
When I turn 50, instead of lying about my age and putting it back 10 years, I'll put it forward 10 years so I can freely talk about my bowel movements. – Thrill Tweeter
Now that I’m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section at the symphony. – Greg Tamblyn
Now that I’m 50, people try to be polite, and instead of calling me old, they say I’m mature. Obviously they don’t know me very well. – Melanie White
Birthdays are the most joyful occasion anyone can ever have. It’s a great occasion to bring a smile to the daces of your loved ones by sending some hilariously funny wishes. You don’t always have to possess great humor to be funny. You just have to know the right words and combine them in your sentences to make a wish full of great humor. Our collection of funny 50th birthday wishes will surely help you make your loved one laugh on their 50th birthday. Don’t miss any opportunity to make them laugh and realize how special they are to you and how important it is to bring a big smile to their faces.
Short 21st Birthday Sayings
Whether you’re looking for the perfect birthday post for social media, to write in a card or include on a cake, one of these brief sayings might be just the ticket!
• Celebrate your 21st birthday in style!
• Have some fun now, you’re just 21!
• Welcome to the roaring 20s!
• Gen-z is growing up!
• I-gen is on the way to old-gen!
• Finally legal — after all these beers!
• It’s time for a 21st birthday blitz!
• 21 in the house!
• Fun, fun, fun — Bobby now is 21!
• Look out world, here she comes! My baby sister is 21!
• 21 and fabulous!
• Sweet 21 will be filled with fun!
• 21 looks great on you!
• 21 and fabulous!
• You’ll be 30 someday!
Inspirational Birthday Quotes
A person’s 21st birthday is a great time to share an inspirational message that lets them know how much you love them or how proud you are.
• I have always looked up to you and am so proud of the person you have become. It’s a blessing to have you in my life.
• With all you’ve been through, you persevered and moved forward. Here you are, passing this milestone birthday, stronger than ever. You inspire me.
• All you’ve accomplished in your 21 brief years on this earth. I can’t wait to see what you’ll do throughout your 20s and beyond.
• How has one so young accomplished so much? What a role model you are for the younger members of our family. I’m so proud of the grown-up you have become.
• On your 21st birthday, you deserve all of the happiness and joy that life can bring.
• What does life have in store for you? An adulthood filled with joy, happiness and success is my birthday wish for you.
• You’ve so many choices left to make as you turn the corner past 21. Whatever path you take, may it provide all of the happiness and success that you deserve.
• What an impressive person you have begun. I cannot wait to see the trail you blaze in life. Happy 21!
• You are a credit to your generation; the perfect example of what a young adult should be. You deserve all the best in life. Happy birthday.
• Go forth and do great things; I’m so excited to be a part of the life you build for yourself.
21st Birthday Quotes and Sayings
This list of 21st birthday sayings starts off with some quotes that are on the serious side. After all, turning 21 means entering adulthood, so it can be a philosophical time, a time to consider what the future holds.
• “The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.” - Muhammad Ali
• At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.” - Benjamin Franklin
• “Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.” - Franz Kafka
• “When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald
Searching for the best birthday wishes for a female friend? Find some of the Birthday wishes for best friend female
Sending birthday greetings to friends is an amazing thing to do. It enables you to tell the other person how you feel. Sometimes finding the right words may be a challenge
Below is a collection of birthday wishes for female friends or birthday wishes for girls
• Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Female
• Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Girl
• Birthday Wishes for Best Girl Friend
• Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Girlfriend
• Birthday Wishes to Best Friend Girl
• Birthday Wishes for a Special Female Friend
• Funny Birthday Wishes for Female Friend
Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Female
Below are birthday wishes for a best friend female
1. Happy birthday to the most awesome lady I know.
2. Happy birthday to the most wonderful girl I have ever known. May you enjoy this special day in your life.
3. You have been waiting for this day for a year. It’s finally here with us. May you make it memorable! Happy birthday girl
4. Happy birthday, May all your dreams come true. I hope you have the time of your life on this special day.
5. May all the blessings and love come your way. Today is your day. Make it fun and memorable. Happy birthday, girl.
6. Happy birthday to the most beautiful girl in the world. I hope all your dreams come true. Have a memorable day.
7. Today is a special day to celebrate. Let’s go out and have fun. Happy birthday, girl!
8. May this day be filled with love, joy, laughter, and happiness. May your star continue to shine. May you have the best Happy birthday ever
9. Happy birthday to the most pretty girl in the world. I wish you lots of love, good health, strength, and blessings.
10. What a lovely day to celebrate your birthday. I wish you lots of love, joy, happiness, and laughter. May you have an amazing happy birthday.
11. Happy Birthday to you, friend. Wishing you a day full of fun. Enjoy yourself girl.
12. Today is an amazing day. A day to enjoy and begin a new year. May all the beautiful gifts come your way. Happy birthday, girl.
13. Wishing you a birthday full of joy and happiness. Happy birthday girl
14. You always shine like a star. May you continue shinning and spreading the love. Happy birthday pretty girl!
Related Birthday Quotes
Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Girl
15. I am glad to have you as a friend. Having you is a blessing to me. You are my best. Happy birthday, girl.
16. Wishing your special day full of blessings love and happiness. Happy birthday to a special girl.
17. You are such an amazing friend, may this day bring you lots of laughs and smile. Happy birthday to a true friend.
18. May you have more and more blessings than you have ever imagined. May this day be special to your life. Happy birthday, girl.
19. Happy birthday special lady. Today is a wonderful day. May all the love and blessings come your way. Have fun to the fullest.
20. The best moments are always best when shared with friends. Today is your special day. Wishing you the best on your birthday.
21. I wish you a bright day, full of fun, love, and happiness on this special day. Happy Birthday, girl.
22. Happy birthday, girl. It’s another wonderful year to start a new life. The past is gone. It’s time to write a new chapter. May all the blessings and love come your way.
23. You are such a caring friend. One of a kind, a true and rare friend. Wishing you a happy and lovely birthday.
24. My memorable moments are with you. You are an amazing friend. May you have a magical happy birthday.
25. A friend is someone who touches someone’s heart. You are that person. May this day be bright and beautiful in your life. Happy birthday, girl.
26. Wishing you a beautiful day full of celebration and cheer. Happy birthday to a lovely lady in my life.
27. Happy birthday to the friend who knows best and cares. May this day bring joy to your life. Happy birthday to you
28. Our friendship is like a star. It is always shinning. Wishing you a Happy birthday girl and may your day be filled with happiness.
29. These are the moments I think about our friendship. The steps we have taken in life together. Life has been such a blessing. Happy birthday girl
Birthday Wishes for Best Girl Friend
30. Your value in my life is more important than you can imagine. Life without our friendship would be empty. Happy birthday girl
31. What a lovely day. I will light up your life even after you blow the candles. Happy birthday friend
32. Happy birthday, girl. Thanks for always being there for me. You are the best. Happy birthday greeting girl
33. When you are around I feel comfortable and relaxed. Without you, I feel empty. Happy birthday friend
34. I may not be your best friend but I promise to try my best. Happy birthday on this special day in your life
35. Happy birthday to the friend who is always in my heart. May your day be filled with joy
36. I wish that your birthday brings a new year full of blessings. May all your wishes come true. Happy Birthday girl
37. May your destiny take you to wherever you have ever dreamt of. May you have a wonderful birthday
38. Happy birthday to the person who reminds me of what life means. May your day be filled with laughter and happiness
39. Every year you have a birthday, I feel like its mine. All the blessings will finally trickle down to me. Happy birthday girl
Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Girlfriend
40. You are the best friend anyone could ever wish for. May your birthday bring much joy and happiness on this special day
41. Whenever I think of my best friend, I think of you. May you have a wonderful birthday
42. Many friends have come and gone. But you have always stood by me through thick and thin. No one is like you. May you have a happy birthday
43. Finding true friends is difficult. On this special day in your life, I would like to let you know you are a true friend. May you have a Happy Birthday
44. Happy Birthday to the friend who has seen it all. Where can I start? I don’t know where I would be without you. May this special day be memorable!
45. Friends like you don’t come along easily. That’s why I want to let you know how much you are appreciated. May this day be filled with love and joy. Happy birthday to you
46. It’s hard to find good friends now that I have found you I am not letting go of the amazing friendship we share. I want to wish you a happy birthday pal
47. When we were kids I never thought life would be this fun. We would share a lot. I hope to share more happy birthdays with you
Birthday Wishes to Best Friend Girl
In life, it’s only a true friend who can stand by you through thick and thin. Thanks for being that friend. I wish you a happy birthday.
A birthday is celebrated once a year, our friendship is special every day. May this day be full of joy and laughter. Happy birthday girl
Age is just a number. I can’t count the memorable moments we have shared. May this special day, not be different. Happy birthday girl
We have shared a lot since we were kids. I appreciate your friendship. I am grateful to have you as a friend. Happy birthday girl
Happy birthday to the most amazing person in my life. You are a true friend. May all your dreams come true especially on this special day
Sending you bunches of birthday wishes on this special day in your life. May you be blessed throughout the year with joy and happiness
Dear bestie! There is no single day that makes much meaning in my life like today. Today is a very important day because of your birthday. I wish you a happy life in everything that you do and Happy Birthday to you!
There is nothing that makes me happier than having you in my life as a friend. Wishing you a very happy life and Happy Birthday!
We have the option of choosing our friends. I am glad that I chose you as my best friend. You are an amazing person and I wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday to the most charming girl that I have ever known and my very best friend!
Thank you for making a great impact in my life. You have contributed a lot to my happiness. I wish you the best birthday ever!
You have turned my life into pure happiness and I want you to know you are my best friend. Wish you the nicest birthday girl.
There are no words to describe how important you are in my life. Happy birthday, dear girl!
May your life shine with the sunshine of happiness and love. Sending you the best wishes for your birthday! Happy birthday, girl!
Warm birthday wishes from my heart and true feelings from my soul. I wish you a beautiful day.
Birthday Wishes for a Special Female Friend
Sending the best wishes to my best friend on this special day in her life! May you receive all the love, happiness, peace, and success that the world has to offer! Happy Birthday!
Today is your day, the most special day in your life, the day you came into this world. Enjoy it to the fullest! I wish you a happy birthday and a very happy life in the future!
Happy birthday to my special friend! I wish you immense happiness, laughter, joy, and love on this beautiful day. Have a wonderful day!
Wishing my best friend an amazing birthday just as amazing she is to me. Happy birthday, girl!
I am the luckiest person in the whole world to have you in my life. You are my biggest motivation. I wish you the best birthday and a great year ahead.
Dear girl, friends are always there for each other, I promise I will be by your side forever. Happy birthday, girl!
Happy birthday to my beautiful best friend! You were meant to be in my life. Your friendship brings peace to my heart. I wish you a life filled with joy and love.
Every single day, I feel proud of having you in my life. You are that friend that I want to keep forever. I wish you a happy birthday and a year full of happiness.
Having you as my best female friend has completely changed my life. I wish that your life will be filled up with happiness. Happy birthday my dear best friend!
You are my mentor, the one who inspires me in life. I wish you the best birthday ever my friend and may you have an amazing future.
I was thinking of the best gift to buy you on this special day then I remembered you have me. Happy Birthday, BFF!
There is no one who knows me better as you do. You are my female best friend that I would want to keep forever. Wishing you a happy life and a happy birthday!
I wish you all the joy and happiness that your heart can hold and May your life be filled with the best things. Happy birthday my dear best friend!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Female Friend
When sending funny birthday wishes for best friend female you have to think about your friend’s personality. We all have different kinds of humor. Find the perfect funny birthday messages for best friend girl.
On your birthday, I wanted to give you something that is charming and at the same time funny, but I remembered you have me in your life. Happy birthday, girl!
As the years pass by, you become wiser and smarter. Therefore, you should be proud of your age. In fact, it should be written on your forehead. I wish you a happy birthday!
I know you will get lots of happy birthday wishes, but no one wishes you the happiest of happy birthday wishes like me. Happy birthday, girl!
Happy birthday, girl, I have got all the birthday wishes that you have always dreamed of. They are right here with me. Have a wonderful day.
Another year has been added to your life. Things are not getting older but better. I wish you a happy birthday.
No matter how old you are, be excited just the way you turned eighteen for today you are 18. Happy birthday!
I know you are finding it hard to accept your age, accept it, and move on, you are no longer young. Happy birthday!
Dear girl! As you celebrate your birthday, let me give you the best advice. Smile as much as you can by showing your teeth, there comes a time when you will not have teeth to show. Happy birthday!
It is time to welcome new wrinkles on your face and grey hair on your head. Accept your new age and be proud of yourself. Happy birthday, girl!
We still have next year to celebrate your birthday, this year spend more money on us instead of wasting it on your birthday. Happy birthday, girl!
Michael Andrew