Getting Older
By far the most common type of funny birthday wish is the one that makes fun of the person's age. Here are some hilarious examples.
• You're still hot after all these years… just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!
• Another birthday? You're going to need a bigger cake… or smaller candles!
• Don't fret over another birthday. You were already old.
• Happy Birthday! How does it feel to be REDACTED years old?
• Your birthday is the perfect time to recognize all your wonderful qualities, including the fact that you're older than me.
• Don't worry about having another birthday. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits.
• Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday… and point out that you are older than dirt.
• Did you know that birthdays are good for you? Studies have shown that the more of them you have, the longer you live!
• Happy Birthday! I'm not saying you're old, but your birth certificate is on papyrus.
• Happy Birthday! There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit, but you're still looking good!
• You look great for your age. Happy [age + 10] Birthday!
• Happy Birthday! Don't hurt yourself blowing out all those candles!
• Don't worry about turning a year older. Pretty soon you won't be able to remember your age anyway.
• It's your birthday! This is a big one. Then again, at your age, every birthday is a big one!
• I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you before pouring you on my cereal.
• Happy Birthday! For everyone's safety, please skip the candles this year.
Overindulging
Here are some humorous birthday wishes that focus on drinking and other indulgences.
• May your birthday be filled with all the happiness and joy that an immoderate amount of alcohol can provide.
• May you have loads of fun on your birthday. Remember: Not only does wine getter better with age, but age gets better with wine!
• Hope you have a wild time tonight. Just keep in mind that “It was my birthday” is not an actual legal defense.
• I hope your birthday celebration is full of many memorable moments, and that you can actually remember some of them the next day.
• Follow These Steps: 1) Eat cake. 2) Get drunk. 3) Have hot sex. 4) Repeat until you've had a Happy Birthday.
• It's your birthday? As if you needed an excuse to act irresponsibly!
• Just because you're older doesn't mean you can't party all you want on your birthday. Of course, getting up the next morning may be a problem.
• It's your birthday! Time to drink beer and eat sheet cake until you barf.
• At last you've reached an age where it's time to eat healthy, exercise, and limit your consumption of alcohol. (Are you laughing yet? This is the funniest birthday wish I could think of.)
• Happy Birthday! If you wake up in a strange place tomorrow morning, you either 1) had too much to drink or 2) have gone senile. At your age, it could go either way.
• Hope you take plenty of pictures on your birthday. Just don't forget to delete the incriminating ones!
For Men
Here are some funny birthday messages specifically for a guy.
• Happy Birthday to a guy who still isn't showing his age… or acting it!
• Happy Birthday! Hope you consume plenty of cake, beer, and ED meds.
• Happy Birthday to a guy who's witty, manly, handsome… and reminds me a lot of myself!
• Happy Birthday! Don't worry – I would never make fun of your age. You might hit me with your walking cane!
• Sure, you've got more wrinkles, less hair, and your balls are sagging ever closer to your knees, but… eh, I got nothin'. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday, man! I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack.
For Women
Here are some funny birthday wishes for a lady.
• Happy Birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party!
• Happy Birthday to someone who's an even bigger diva than me!
• Remember: It's better to be a year older than a month late. Happy Birthday!
• It's your birthday! Turn up the sass, fill up your glass, and go kick some ass!
• Happy Birthday, lady! You keep looking young, and I'll keep refusing to tell people how old you really are. Deal?
More Funny Birthday Wishes
Finally, here are some miscellaneous birthday wishes to put a smile on someone's face.
• I didn't get you a gift or a card, but please accept this half-assed Happy Birthday wish sent via social media.
• Congrats on escaping the womb many years ago.
• Happy Birthday to someone who's not completely annoying most of the time.
• I was going to send you a big wad of cash for your birthday, but then I realized that just knowing me was enough of a gift.
• Congrats on avoiding death's clutches for another year.
• Your birthday is a good time to take stock of your life, remember all the good times, and marvel at the fact that you've managed to survive this long.
Searching for the best birthday wishes for a female friend? Find some of the Birthday wishes for best friend female
Sending birthday greetings to friends is an amazing thing to do. It enables you to tell the other person how you feel. Sometimes finding the right words may be a challenge
Below is a collection of birthday wishes for female friends or birthday wishes for girls
• Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Female
• Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Girl
• Birthday Wishes for Best Girl Friend
• Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Girlfriend
• Birthday Wishes to Best Friend Girl
• Birthday Wishes for a Special Female Friend
• Funny Birthday Wishes for Female Friend
Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Female
Below are birthday wishes for a best friend female
1. Happy birthday to the most awesome lady I know.
2. Happy birthday to the most wonderful girl I have ever known. May you enjoy this special day in your life.
3. You have been waiting for this day for a year. It’s finally here with us. May you make it memorable! Happy birthday girl
4. Happy birthday, May all your dreams come true. I hope you have the time of your life on this special day.
5. May all the blessings and love come your way. Today is your day. Make it fun and memorable. Happy birthday, girl.
6. Happy birthday to the most beautiful girl in the world. I hope all your dreams come true. Have a memorable day.
7. Today is a special day to celebrate. Let’s go out and have fun. Happy birthday, girl!
8. May this day be filled with love, joy, laughter, and happiness. May your star continue to shine. May you have the best Happy birthday ever
9. Happy birthday to the most pretty girl in the world. I wish you lots of love, good health, strength, and blessings.
10. What a lovely day to celebrate your birthday. I wish you lots of love, joy, happiness, and laughter. May you have an amazing happy birthday.
11. Happy Birthday to you, friend. Wishing you a day full of fun. Enjoy yourself girl.
12. Today is an amazing day. A day to enjoy and begin a new year. May all the beautiful gifts come your way. Happy birthday, girl.
13. Wishing you a birthday full of joy and happiness. Happy birthday girl
14. You always shine like a star. May you continue shinning and spreading the love. Happy birthday pretty girl!
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Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Girl
15. I am glad to have you as a friend. Having you is a blessing to me. You are my best. Happy birthday, girl.
16. Wishing your special day full of blessings love and happiness. Happy birthday to a special girl.
17. You are such an amazing friend, may this day bring you lots of laughs and smile. Happy birthday to a true friend.
18. May you have more and more blessings than you have ever imagined. May this day be special to your life. Happy birthday, girl.
19. Happy birthday special lady. Today is a wonderful day. May all the love and blessings come your way. Have fun to the fullest.
20. The best moments are always best when shared with friends. Today is your special day. Wishing you the best on your birthday.
21. I wish you a bright day, full of fun, love, and happiness on this special day. Happy Birthday, girl.
22. Happy birthday, girl. It’s another wonderful year to start a new life. The past is gone. It’s time to write a new chapter. May all the blessings and love come your way.
23. You are such a caring friend. One of a kind, a true and rare friend. Wishing you a happy and lovely birthday.
24. My memorable moments are with you. You are an amazing friend. May you have a magical happy birthday.
25. A friend is someone who touches someone’s heart. You are that person. May this day be bright and beautiful in your life. Happy birthday, girl.
26. Wishing you a beautiful day full of celebration and cheer. Happy birthday to a lovely lady in my life.
27. Happy birthday to the friend who knows best and cares. May this day bring joy to your life. Happy birthday to you
28. Our friendship is like a star. It is always shinning. Wishing you a Happy birthday girl and may your day be filled with happiness.
29. These are the moments I think about our friendship. The steps we have taken in life together. Life has been such a blessing. Happy birthday girl
Birthday Wishes for Best Girl Friend
30. Your value in my life is more important than you can imagine. Life without our friendship would be empty. Happy birthday girl
31. What a lovely day. I will light up your life even after you blow the candles. Happy birthday friend
32. Happy birthday, girl. Thanks for always being there for me. You are the best. Happy birthday greeting girl
33. When you are around I feel comfortable and relaxed. Without you, I feel empty. Happy birthday friend
34. I may not be your best friend but I promise to try my best. Happy birthday on this special day in your life
35. Happy birthday to the friend who is always in my heart. May your day be filled with joy
36. I wish that your birthday brings a new year full of blessings. May all your wishes come true. Happy Birthday girl
37. May your destiny take you to wherever you have ever dreamt of. May you have a wonderful birthday
38. Happy birthday to the person who reminds me of what life means. May your day be filled with laughter and happiness
39. Every year you have a birthday, I feel like its mine. All the blessings will finally trickle down to me. Happy birthday girl
Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Girlfriend
40. You are the best friend anyone could ever wish for. May your birthday bring much joy and happiness on this special day
41. Whenever I think of my best friend, I think of you. May you have a wonderful birthday
42. Many friends have come and gone. But you have always stood by me through thick and thin. No one is like you. May you have a happy birthday
43. Finding true friends is difficult. On this special day in your life, I would like to let you know you are a true friend. May you have a Happy Birthday
44. Happy Birthday to the friend who has seen it all. Where can I start? I don’t know where I would be without you. May this special day be memorable!
45. Friends like you don’t come along easily. That’s why I want to let you know how much you are appreciated. May this day be filled with love and joy. Happy birthday to you
46. It’s hard to find good friends now that I have found you I am not letting go of the amazing friendship we share. I want to wish you a happy birthday pal
47. When we were kids I never thought life would be this fun. We would share a lot. I hope to share more happy birthdays with you
Birthday Wishes to Best Friend Girl
In life, it’s only a true friend who can stand by you through thick and thin. Thanks for being that friend. I wish you a happy birthday.
A birthday is celebrated once a year, our friendship is special every day. May this day be full of joy and laughter. Happy birthday girl
Age is just a number. I can’t count the memorable moments we have shared. May this special day, not be different. Happy birthday girl
We have shared a lot since we were kids. I appreciate your friendship. I am grateful to have you as a friend. Happy birthday girl
Happy birthday to the most amazing person in my life. You are a true friend. May all your dreams come true especially on this special day
Sending you bunches of birthday wishes on this special day in your life. May you be blessed throughout the year with joy and happiness
Dear bestie! There is no single day that makes much meaning in my life like today. Today is a very important day because of your birthday. I wish you a happy life in everything that you do and Happy Birthday to you!
There is nothing that makes me happier than having you in my life as a friend. Wishing you a very happy life and Happy Birthday!
We have the option of choosing our friends. I am glad that I chose you as my best friend. You are an amazing person and I wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday to the most charming girl that I have ever known and my very best friend!
Thank you for making a great impact in my life. You have contributed a lot to my happiness. I wish you the best birthday ever!
You have turned my life into pure happiness and I want you to know you are my best friend. Wish you the nicest birthday girl.
There are no words to describe how important you are in my life. Happy birthday, dear girl!
May your life shine with the sunshine of happiness and love. Sending you the best wishes for your birthday! Happy birthday, girl!
Warm birthday wishes from my heart and true feelings from my soul. I wish you a beautiful day.
Birthday Wishes for a Special Female Friend
Sending the best wishes to my best friend on this special day in her life! May you receive all the love, happiness, peace, and success that the world has to offer! Happy Birthday!
Today is your day, the most special day in your life, the day you came into this world. Enjoy it to the fullest! I wish you a happy birthday and a very happy life in the future!
Happy birthday to my special friend! I wish you immense happiness, laughter, joy, and love on this beautiful day. Have a wonderful day!
Wishing my best friend an amazing birthday just as amazing she is to me. Happy birthday, girl!
I am the luckiest person in the whole world to have you in my life. You are my biggest motivation. I wish you the best birthday and a great year ahead.
Dear girl, friends are always there for each other, I promise I will be by your side forever. Happy birthday, girl!
Happy birthday to my beautiful best friend! You were meant to be in my life. Your friendship brings peace to my heart. I wish you a life filled with joy and love.
Every single day, I feel proud of having you in my life. You are that friend that I want to keep forever. I wish you a happy birthday and a year full of happiness.
Having you as my best female friend has completely changed my life. I wish that your life will be filled up with happiness. Happy birthday my dear best friend!
You are my mentor, the one who inspires me in life. I wish you the best birthday ever my friend and may you have an amazing future.
I was thinking of the best gift to buy you on this special day then I remembered you have me. Happy Birthday, BFF!
There is no one who knows me better as you do. You are my female best friend that I would want to keep forever. Wishing you a happy life and a happy birthday!
I wish you all the joy and happiness that your heart can hold and May your life be filled with the best things. Happy birthday my dear best friend!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Female Friend
When sending funny birthday wishes for best friend female you have to think about your friend’s personality. We all have different kinds of humor. Find the perfect funny birthday messages for best friend girl.
On your birthday, I wanted to give you something that is charming and at the same time funny, but I remembered you have me in your life. Happy birthday, girl!
As the years pass by, you become wiser and smarter. Therefore, you should be proud of your age. In fact, it should be written on your forehead. I wish you a happy birthday!
I know you will get lots of happy birthday wishes, but no one wishes you the happiest of happy birthday wishes like me. Happy birthday, girl!
Happy birthday, girl, I have got all the birthday wishes that you have always dreamed of. They are right here with me. Have a wonderful day.
Another year has been added to your life. Things are not getting older but better. I wish you a happy birthday.
No matter how old you are, be excited just the way you turned eighteen for today you are 18. Happy birthday!
I know you are finding it hard to accept your age, accept it, and move on, you are no longer young. Happy birthday!
Dear girl! As you celebrate your birthday, let me give you the best advice. Smile as much as you can by showing your teeth, there comes a time when you will not have teeth to show. Happy birthday!
It is time to welcome new wrinkles on your face and grey hair on your head. Accept your new age and be proud of yourself. Happy birthday, girl!
We still have next year to celebrate your birthday, this year spend more money on us instead of wasting it on your birthday. Happy birthday, girl!
Michael Andrew