Your LOL Message! | Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend
Last modified: February 18, 2022
A friend is someone who is endeared to you. In fact, “there’s a friend that sticks closer than a brother.” One of the best times to let your friends know how much they mean to you is during their birthdays. You may not have money or other luxurious gifts to give them on that day, but a well crafted birthday wish can be valued more than money and the most precious material gift you can think of.
And, your birthday wishes to a friend can be appreciated even more when you integrate lively humor to put a smile on your friend’s face. This is why we’ve created this database of hilarious greetings for your pals, so that you will never get stuck when it comes to funny messages to send to a friend on his or her special day.
• Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends
• Funny Birthday Wishes for my Best Friend!
• Funny Birthday Messages for Guys
• Funny Birthday Wishes for Girls
• Funny Birthday Quotes to an Older Friend
• Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend’s 30th Birthday
• Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend’s 40th Birthday
Happy Birthday, you son of a really nice lady who deserves respect!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends
• Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend in deed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?
• Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way to live a long life!
• Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.
• Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.
• My dear girlfriend, how old are you today? Never mind, I already know the answer as always, +1. Best wishes on your birthday.
• They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. Happy birthday, dear friend.
• There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
• Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.
If you find your new age hard to swallow, just add some… Tequila!
• Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver!! May we have many more good times and unforgettable adventures together.
• A great friend is like your favorite pair of underwear. They’re comfortable, you’ve had them for a few years, and they make you feel confident.
• Happy Birthday, my dear friend. I hope you don’t mind that I invited Sir Robert Mondavi and Sir Yellowtail over for dinner tonight.
• Cheers to you on your special day! I hope your day is as memorable as the day you were born.
• Happy Birthday to my dear friend. I hope when we’re old and our future children put us in a home, we’ll be roommates or at least across the hall from each other. Our coffee & gossip dates will continue on!
• You’re inching closer to that 50—Shades of Grey, my friend. I hope you remember when you were 13 Going on 30. It wasn’t like you were a 40 Year Old Virgin or anything. Enjoy your special day. Celebrate like it it’s Independence Day but I hope you don’t suffer from The Hangover tomorrow. Happy Birthday.
• Happy Birthday to someone that is still my friend even though she knows how many bodies are buried under the house and how many skeletons are in my closet. I find you one disturbed woman. Happy Birthday, my dearest and weirdest friend!
Happy Birthday Beautiful Quotes
Sometimes, a quote sums up your feelings best, and these options will fit perfectly in a card accompanying a thoughtful gift her:
• "The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age!" – Lucille Ball. Happy birthday to you, beautiful!
• "The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides." – Audrey Hepburn. Happy birthday to you, you beautiful woman! Wishing you love today and always.
• "To all the girls who think they’re ugly because you’re not a size 0: you’re the beautiful one, it’s society that’s ugly." – Marilyn Monroe. Happiest of birthdays to one of the most beautiful women I know!
• "You have to dance like nobody is watching." – William W. Purkey. Happy birthday, beautiful! Keep dancing. Wishing you so much love and joy for the year ahead.
• "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind!" – Dr Seuss. Happy birthday, beautiful lady! May this one be the best one yet!
• "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." – Mae West. Happy birthday to one of the most beautiful people I know. I wish you nothing but health, happiness and joy in the coming year.
Happy Birthday Beautiful Friend
Wishing a beautiful lady that’s a good friend happy birthday is easy if you use these ideas as inspiration:
• Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself! Happiest of birthdays to you, my beautiful friend. Thank you for many years of friendship, love and laughter – here’s to many more!
• You don’t get older, you get better! Happy birthday to you, my most special, most beautiful friend!
• Every year on your birthday is a new chance to start. Happy, happy birthday to you, my beautiful friend! May this year be the best start ever.
• Don’t just count your years, but make your years count, my incredibly special and beautiful friend! Happy birthday!
• I cherish every memory I have with you and can’t wait to make some more! Happy happy birthday to you, my beautiful friend! I wish you love, happiness and success in the coming year.
• Let us never know what old age is. Instead, let us know the happiness that the years bring. Thank you for bringing me so much joy, laughter and happiness over the past few years, my beautiful friend. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Beautiful Cousin
Your cousin deserves a wonderful, from the heart message, and these ideas are all perfectly birthday card-worthy:
• Happy birthday to you, my sweet and beautiful cousin! I am so thankful that I get to experience so much of my life with you. You mean so much to me and everyone else around you. I wish you happiness in the coming year.
• Dreams seen with the eyes closed can be forgotten. Real dreams are those that come when their eyes are wide open, and the heart is ready to follow them. Follow your dreams, my beautiful cousin! Happy birthday!
• Every milestone is a miniature victory on the road to achieving your goals, my beautiful cousin! May you achieve everything you have ever dreamt about. Wishing you good luck, happiness and a bright future on this very special birthday!
• It was destiny that brought our souls together as cousins. I can do nothing but thank you for always being there for me through thick and thin. On this your birthday, my beautiful cousin, I wish you joy and happiness in the coming year.
Happy Birthday Beautiful Niece
Tell your niece just how much she means to you by penning a message she’ll treasure.
• In dark times, you have been a ray of hope to me, my beautiful niece. You are a ray of sunshine. When everything seems bleak, you show me brighter paths. On your special day, I know that you have an exciting future ahead of you. Happy birthday to you, my sweet and beautiful niece!
• Over the years, you have brought me immense joy! I just know that the year ahead is going to do the same for you. Happy birthday, my beautiful niece! You mean the world to me!
• Once in a while, life gives you a special gift – I was lucky enough to get the best niece in the whole, wide world! You are so special to me and to everyone around you. Happiest of birthdays to you, my beautiful niece!
Happy happy birthday, beautiful niece. May the coming year bring you all the joy, happiness and success you could wish for.
Happy Birthday Beautiful Girl
If there’s a special lady in your life that you want to wish, consider the following:
• To the most angelic, most beautiful girl in the world: I hope your birthday is wonderful. Have the most special day!
• The only thing that shines brighter than your beauty is your heart. Happy birthday, you special girl! Sending you all my love.
• I hope your birthday is as beautiful as you are! Happy birthday, beautiful girl! I wish you nothing but happiness and joy in the year ahead.
• You deserve all the love and happiness in the world, beautiful girl! Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Beautiful Sister
If your sister is a true gem, tell her!
• Life made us sisters and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Happy birthday to you, my beautiful sister!
• You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your family – I’d still choose you as my sister, though. Happy birthday, beautiful! May all your dreams come true.
• Sisters are lifelong friends, and I am so blessed that you are mine. Happy, happy birthday to you, my smart and beautiful sister! I love you!
• How lucky I am to call you my sister! Happy birthday, beautiful! May you be blessed beyond measure in the coming year. I love you!
Wishing a beautiful lady happy birthday should be easy. If you struggle to find the right words, use our advice and brilliant messages and give her a card that speaks from the heart!
Sincere/Emotional
Here are some sweet birthday messages to let your best birthday bud know how much you love them.
• Happy Birthday, best friend. Thanks for being my rock.
• Happy Birthday to my best friend! You'll probably never know how much I care about you, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop trying to tell you!
• Best friends like you come along once in a lifetime. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to the most awesome best friend anyone could ask for! I hope you know how much I love and appreciate you.
• Happy Birthday to one of my all-time favorite human beings.
• You're not just my best friend. You're the best, period. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to my fierce bestie!
• The last year has been crazy. Fortunately, I have you to keep me sane. Happy Birthday, and let's hope the next year brings bigger and better things.
• Happy Birthday to my BFF! If the day brings you half the love you bring to others, I know you'll have a fantastic birthday.
• Happy Birthday to my #1 friend, from your #1 fan.
• Someone very special to me was born on this day. I won't keep you in suspense… it's you! Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to the one person who's always there for me. I hope your big day is as wonderful as you are.
• Wishing the best day ever for the best friend ever. Happy Birthday!
Funny
Here are some humorous birthday wishes for your fun-loving friend.
• Happy Birthday to my partner in crime. I look forward to the trouble we're going to get into in the coming year.
• Best friends keep each other's secrets, which is why I'm not telling anyone how old you're turning today. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to my bestie! You have so many great qualities, but probably my favorite is that you're older than me!
• Happy Birthday to my boon companion! May you get all of the good things you deserve, and none of the bad.
• I'm going to shower you with so much attention on your birthday, you'll wish you'd never been born.
• When your birthday candles start a raging inferno threatening to engulf you and everything you hold dear, I'll be there to help put out the flames. Because that's what best friends are for.
• Happy Birthday to my best friend in the world. I hope we stay close friends for the rest of our lives… especially since you have so much dirt on me!
• Happy Birthday to my awesome best friend! I'm so glad you were born something-something years ago!
• Happy Birthday to a person who regularly makes me pee myself with laughter. By the way, that's going to happen more and more the older we get.
• I have so many questions on your birthday. What did I do to deserve a wonderful best friend like you? Could you be any more awesome? And most puzzling, how are you going to fit all those candles on your birthday cake this year?
• Happy Birthday to the person who knows about all of my most embarrassing moments, and witnessed many of them first-hand.
• I love how we're such good friends that we can forget to buy each other presents on our birthdays and it's no big deal.
• Happy Birthday to someone who's talented, charming, and witty. And by the way, isn't it eerie how best friends can be so much alike?
Female Friend
Here are a few birthday messages tailored to a female best friend. For more ideas along these lines, check out this list of ways to say “Happy Birthday, Beautiful!”
• Happy Birthday to one crazy chick!
• Happy Birthday to my sister from another mister!
• Happy Birthday to my gorgeous, smart, talented, sweet, funny, and all-around awesome best friend!
Male Friend
Finally, here are some birthday wishes specifically for a male bestie.
• Happy Birthday to my brother from another mother!
• Dude, you're ridiculously awesome. Thanks for being my best friend – and Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to my best buddy. You're not just a great guy – you're the greatest!
Each year everyone has that one special day that's all about us. Let's be honest; birthdays are truly complicated. Some people are excited to plan a birthday party, get gifts, and dance all night. Others feel depressed because they're a year older and much closer to the end. Therefore, making the birthday boy or girl laugh that day is essential. Yes, there is nothing better than funny birthday wishes.
There are all kinds of ways to send birthday wishes. For instance, the old-school way is to send a birthday card. There's also the modern-day version, birthday e-cards. Regardless, make sure it's a funny birthday message. It's vital to make a person laugh on their special day.
A wonderful birthday message is sweet and kind, but everyone needs to laugh the older they get. A simple happy birthday wish can turn the day into a great birthday. Funny birthday wishes are perfect because they make the person feel special and laugh. So, bust out the cake, grab a candle, and send that funny birthday wish.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends
Social media makes it possible to send anyone a message around the world. It's now possible to send a funny birthday wish to a best friend across the globe or down the street. There is nothing better than a happy birthday message from a best friend. Sometimes, friends have the time to buy the perfect birthday present and birthday card. Of course, not all friends have that kind of time.
Still, one of these simple messages will make up for not buying your best friend a gift. These messages can work on social media, text messages, birthday cards, or birthday e-cards. In fact, some of these funny messages would even fit on a birthday cake.
1. Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you, I'm the second kind.
2. It's your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother's womb. So, that's pretty cool.
3. Technically, you're not 50. You're only $49.95, plus tax!
4. Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy birthday!
5. Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
6. Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.
7. Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass!
8. I spent three hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you, and then I gave up. Happy birthday.
9. For your special day, I've sent you a truly gracious present. It's a ghost hug! You can't feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy birthday!
10. The best part of being over forty is that you did most of your stupid stuff before the internet.
11. Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished!
12. Just imagine all the things you'd want to hear on your birthday… and assume I wrote them here!
13. To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner, so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Co-Workers
Often employees work long hours for a mean boss and get very little pay. It can sometimes be tough to go through the work day. Of course, having good work friends will make the day much easier.
A work colleague is a special kind of friend. It's a friendship that comes together because of circumstance. Co-workers are often in desperate need of a laugh. The perfect funny message will turn a long work day into a fantastic birthday.
14. Whoops, I didn't get you a present. Being my office buddy should be the only birthday present that you need – it even lasts all year!
15. Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!
16. Work makes us colleagues. Our inappropriate conversations make us friends. Happy birthday!
17. You are one year wiser, which is lucky, as I forgot the password again… Happy birthday, work buddy.
18. They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy birthday!
19. It sucks to have to work on your birthday – but at least you get to spend it with me this year! Happy birthday.
20. Happy birthday! I'm really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.
21. You're the reason why I never get tired of work. But you may be the reason I get fired for talking too much! Happy birthday.
22. It's so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird. Happy birthday!
23. Happy birthday! Where's the cake?
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for a Belated Birthday
Life gets so hectic sometimes that it's easy to forget a friend or loved one's birthday. However, one way to save the day is with a funny belated birthday wish. Indeed, funny birthday wishes are ideal for belated birthdays. It might be a little late, but at least it's funny. Honestly, it probably won't make up for forgetting and not buying a gift, but they might laugh.
24. Happy birthday! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead!
25. I hope you're not feeling deflated that I'm a little belated. Happy (late) birthday!
26. I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn't think you would live this long. Happy birthday!
27. You'll never guess what I just remembered…Happy belated birthday (from the world's most forgetful friend)!
28. I promise this card isn't late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day because I think you deserve a whole birth month. Happy birth-month!
29. I know you think this card is a few days late. It's actually worse than that. This is your card from 2022 that I only just got around to sending. Happy belated birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Her
There are all kinds of stereotypes revolving around women and their birthdays. The truth is nobody wants to get old. We all want to stay young forever. There's nothing more important than making women feel special on their birthdays.
It's essential to make them feel like the queen of their special day. They deserve the best birthday party, cake, and a funny birthday wish. Of course, funny birthday wishes will leave the birthday girl full of smiles and happy memories.
30. Happy birthday to a woman who never ceases to amaze me. Some days your brilliance knows no bounds. Other days you can't find your keys because you put them in the fridge. You're unbelievable!
31. The secret to staying young is makeup… make up an age, then stick with it!
32. A friend like you is like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always getting on my last nerve. But hey, can't live without 'em. Happy birthday!
33. Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
34. A quick reminder on your special day… well-behaved women rarely make history. So, this year, let's go even crazier! Happy birthday!
35. You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older?
36. It's your party, and you'll cry if you want to; however, I don't recommend it. You'll ruin your makeup, and we will be taking a lot of pictures tonight. Happy birthday!
37. Wow, another year under your belt. Just let me know how old we're telling people you are now. Happy birthday!
38. We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile… and then we'll be new friends!
39. Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can't wait until we're old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!
40. Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! You rock!
41. You're the youngest [insert age] year old I know.
42. I'm one boob, you're the other boob, and together… we're breast friends! Happy birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Him
There's a stereotype that women hate getting older. That might be true, but men hate it just as much. So make those grumpy dads, moody boyfriends, and silly sons laugh on their special day. It's cheaper than buying them a present. The perfect birthday greeting can make or break a birthday and every dad, husband, and son loves a funny birthday wish.
43. Another year together has come and gone. Whatever would I do without you? Not open jars, that's for sure. Happy birthday, man!
44. Happy birthday, Dad! When I grow up, I want to be just like you… but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.
45. How to fart like a man: 1) pass the gas. 2) pass the blame. You got this, bro! Happy birthday!
46. If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.
47. On your birthday, you might be thinking, “Oh man, I'm getting old,” but don't worry. Just because you're old doesn't mean you won't still be doing dumb stuff. You'll just be doing it slower. Happy birthday!
48. What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it!
49. It's your birthday! You know what that means? One year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids, “get off my lawn!” Everyone loves that guy!
50. Happy birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.
51. Happy birthday! It's a big one! (That's what she said.)
52. Happy birthday! For your special day, I made you a cake. BOOM, YOU'RE A CAKE! You're so very welcome.
53. I would have made you a funny card, but I know at your age, bladder control can be a problem… Happy birthday!
54. Happy birthday, Dude! Congrats on getting a year closer to a senior citizen discount at the movies. Not to mention the best parking spots at the grocery store.
Funny Birthday Messages and Jokes
Here are some funny birthday wishes and hilarious birthday jokes. Indeed, these funny birthday messages are for everyone. They'll make mom, dad, brother, sister, and friends laugh. Of course, no birthday is complete without a cake, birthday party, and gifts. However, it all means nothing without a funny birthday wish to brighten up their day.
55. What's something you get for your birthday every year, aside from cake and presents? Another year older.
56. How does NASA organize a birthday party? They planet.
57. What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like? I scream cake.
58. I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.
59. You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well pee while I'm here.”
60. What's the best way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once.
61. What happens when no one shows up to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
62. Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!
63. It's your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times.
64. Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday!
65. You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.
66. Here's wishing you the happiest birthday with all of my butt! (Why would I say “with all my heart” when my butt is definitely bigger.)
67. Smart, good-looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!
68. Pst, don't grow up! It's a trap. Happy birthday!