the day. Happy birthday, my adorable wife.It’s your big day and I want you to to be tried, Clyde, so let this Funny 40th birthday Quotes to help
Funny 40th Birthday Quotes
you glide, wide-eyed with pride, into the other side of 40. There's lots more gift, it would be page be your
guide. Enjoy the ride!If I could give you a is how glad silky smooth legs. Happy 40th birthday, dear!When I think about your 40th birthday, my first thought
In honor of I am that you don’t have any health problems my insurance might cover!
Today is your your 40th birthday, I made you dinner. If it tastes as bad as it looks, I apologize.
If part of day! You deserve it all…except a facelift. I don’t want to lose you as a friend.be proof to turning 40 is getting old and wrinkly, then I hope
these pictures will turned 40 doesn’t mean your my kids that I was once young and gorgeous.Just because you before.
life is half over…it just means there’s less of it left than
– Melanie White
Your 40th birthday calls for a major party. Don’t worry. I’ve already alerted your doctor.
– Edward Young
Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.
– Melanie White
Some birthday advice: don’t run upstairs right before you have to blow out 40 candles.
– Pamela Druckerman
There are no grown-ups….Everyone is winging it, some just do it more confidently.
If you don’t get any
Welcome to your 40's. You and the couch are in
a relationship
If you want respect when you’re 40, it means that you’re also a parent.– Melanie Whiteold folks’ home.
to feel young
on your 40th
Funny 40th Birthday Wishes for Friend
birthday, just throw your party in an has the best – Melanie White– Pamela DruckermanHappy birthday to my friend who
A day without laugh I have ever heard! Here’s to another year of pure joy!it! So hurry up you in it is like a potty without toilet
paper… yeah, there’s nothing in live through 40 and get here already! It’s your birthday
buddy!You know what? You’ve managed to candles was supposed years, which is HUGE. Here’s to another year of milestones!The last time I checked 40
I remember when to signify someone turning 40… so here’s to you, little buddy! And hey, if that doesn’t happen for almost an hour then no biggie!your mom almost you decided to be born. It was the
day of a HUGE storm, and it took have you as 9 months to get you out!I remember when I decided to finally made it! Here’s to another my friend. It’s been a
long journey full of ups and downs but we is your birthday, dummy!
year buddy!You’re probably wondering why I’m giving you a present. Well, it’s because today your appetite until I hope you like the gift card to Olive Garden! It will hold
You can celebrate dinner time! And hey, if not then you can always use it for more pizza!for us!
tonight by not celebrating! Just stay home and relax. I’ve got the whole night planned you were born!
Who would have thought you were alive for 40 years? Well, me, I guess… I remember when birthdays, it doesn’t happen every Have a great 40th birthday, my friend! A birthday anniversary is even more special than other can.
year, and you must make this birthday as special and memorable as you me. Stay amazing!
Happy birthday my dear friend. I wish you
forget you age but never forget
So today I You make me
smile and laugh,With everything you
do,
Funny 40th Birthday Wishes for Husband
Wow! It’s like you get to sendA special Birthday wish to you:Be happy!
You’re 40? Where did all got 8 years younger overnight. Happy 40th birthday to the best husband ever!husband who used that gray hair come from and where the heck is my sweet back to our to be 20? Happy birthday! My love for you is endless and I wish we could go good second choice.
carefree days of youth, but growing old with you sounds like a pretty you’re 40 as Happy 40th birthday! I thought going from 30 to 40 would be
monumental, but now that well, I feel like we can conquer the world!We may not be where we were when we got married, but I wouldn’t trade this love for anything in the world; it even beats out my coveted fast internet connection. Happy birthday to the one who held me up
through all these years and still manages to make me weak in the knees.You can’t be 40. That’s not possible! I saw you eat a 12-inch sub for lunch! And don’t even get me started on how much beer you drink! Man, just let me
pinch your cheeks one more time before this party starts. Happy birthday to my husband!Congratulations on turning
40. You have been a wonderful husband, a great father, and a friend like no other. You deserve a happy and healthy 40 more years.Your birthday is a memorable event in my life. Thank you for
being my strong wall to lean on for all these 40 years. Have a wonderful 40th birthday!Happy 40th birthday, hubby. I'm so excited for you. You have been my rock, my partner, my friend, and my love
Funny 40th Birthday Wishes for Wife
all these years. No words can describe what I feel for you. Here's to many more happy years togetherIn case 40
seems too young for you to retire, how about starting with a career change? Happy birthday If I could give you any present in the
world it would be this: a big pot of money, expensive jewelry and the best drivers for your Ferrari.So what if your life is beginning to show its age? Your wrinkles make you look like
an old Aztec woman who has spent her days worshipping the sun god!Happy 40th birthday to my beautiful
wife who already looks like an 80-year-old woman with tons of wrinkles on her face.I never thought I could be married to a beautiful woman like you, but here we are waxing stronger
in love even after 25 years of marriage and still counting. Happy birthday to you, my dear wife.Thank goodness for the wedding party I was forced to attend; I didn’t know I was actually invited
to meet my wife. May all you wish for come true. Happy birthday, my one and only.Happy is the womb that gave birth to a wonderful angel like you, but happier is the man that ended up with you and that
would be me. Do have a joyous birthday and I love you so much. Happy birthday to you, my sweet wife.I know that I’m not perfect, but on this special day, I need you to know that
I’ll always and forever be loyal to your government, babe. Here’s to many enjoy every bit happy returns of of it to the fullest. So, sit back, relax and watch me serve you
all day long. Happy 40th birthday!On this wonderful day, all your bills are on me just remember that we also have a family to cater for after your birthday. Happy birthday to
you, my beautiful wife.As you mark this year’s birthday, may God grant your secret prayers and I love you eternally. A very happy birthday to you, wifey. With love, your loyal chauffeur
– hubby.Today’s certainly the perfect time to say this, can you please stop looking younger than your age? Just kidding. Happy birthday to you, my ever young
and caring wife.Even though you’re not paying for the space you’re occupying in my heart and life, I want you to know that you can stay as long as
Funny 40th Birthday Wishes for Sister
you want; it’s yours forever. Happy birthday, my darling wife. There’s a big difference between being forty and nearly dead. I’m not even going to try
and argue. Happy birthday, dear sister!Today is your day! You’re not 40 yet! Your face may be lined, your back may be bent, but inside you are still young and sprightly. You can take
on the world!I know it’s not much, but you can have my share of youth. You always were the young one
anyway!In a few years’ time, I’m going to be retiring and kicking back, just like you! Except I’ll have my children spoiling me with care and love, instead of being
all alone.Imagine what it will be like when I turn 40! Will you wish me a happy birthday before or after my heart
attack?Happy birthday, my lovely sister! If you are not 40 by the time you read this, then it means
I am dead!I love you so much that if you are feeling tired today, I don’t mind blowing out the candles on your cake
for you.I love you more than pizza, and that is saying a lot! Happy birthday to the best slice
around!I bought you some Bingo cards and reading glasses—you know, the essentials for a woman your
age.Can I go grocery shopping with you on Senior Citizen Discount Day to save 5%? You do qualify
for it, right?Sis, you are like a parent, teacher and policewoman all rolled into one, and I’m still trying to figure out whether that’s a good
Funny 40th Birthday Wishes for Brother
or bad thing.Happy birthday to my brother who has outlived his
prime! Wow, your 40th birthday is here? I guess this
means that I’m now ancient.Today turns you into an old fart just like
Dad! Sorry about that. Happy 40th birthday!At least now your age starts with a four instead of a
two, right?Happy 40th birthday to my brother who has finally learned how to spell his own
name!I couldn’t have asked for a better brother than you. I love you more than words can say and I am so proud of everything
you have accomplished! Happy 40th birthday, brother.Hi brother, I just want to wish you a very happy and blessed birthday. You deserve the best and I am sure that God will continue to bless you with good health
and peace. Happy 40th birthday, brother.I hope that this year brings you as much happiness as you have brought me. I hope that this year finds you as content as our friendship has. And I wish for you the same kind of joy my brother, the joy of knowing your favourite people is safe
and happy. Happy 40th birthday!. Happy 40th Birthday, Brother! There’s no doubt that as we’ve gotten older, you’ve become more mature-minded. As much as I miss those crazy days when we were kids, I’m so proud of how responsible and reliable you’ve become as
an adult.It has been a long time since we were kids and used to play together and fight each other and roll around on the floor and so
much more! Happy 40th birthday, brother.You’re the best brother anyone can ask for. I love you with all my heart and I cherish every single memory we made
together. Happy 40 birthday, brother.You are 40 years old, but I will put only one candle on your cake. Any more and the cake will burn. Happy 40th Birthday to my darling
Funny 40th Birthday Wishes for Daughter
brotherHappy 40th birthday to my best friend. I’m here to say, even though you’re forty now… I still love ya! Happy birthday kid, wishing you the happiest of days
today.My dear daughter on your 40th birthday, how cute is this time we have had since day one! May it only get sweeter as you get older. You like a fine wine; you only get
better with age!Happy 40th birthday to the girl who taught me what good music is, you will always be my favorite singer and I can’t wait to see what the next 40 years
bring for you.Happy 40th birthday to the best daughter a mom could ever ask for. One of these days we’ll have that wine together, just like we’ve always talked about, until then we’ll just have
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Turning the age of 40 is a large milestone for many people. They believe they are starting to creep up there in age and start to give in the aging mindset.
happy… Many women start to seek non surgical anti aging treatments between the ages of 35 and 50. A percent of collagen is lost each year after the age of 30 and more than 80% of aging is caused by sun exposure. To encouraging this drastic year for your friend or family member, the following Happy 40th Birthday wishes are provided below to encourage your‘May all your dreams come true’ – this is what I wished you on your twentieth birthday. ‘I hope all your dreams have come true’ – this is what I am hoping for you on your fortieth birthday because it is too late to start dreaming now.
own personal message.Age is relative. If you think you are twenty, you will feel like you are young and twenty. If you think that you are fifty, you will feel like you are old and fifty.
Happy 40th. So how young do you want to feel onBe happy that you are still 3,650 days away from turning fifty. Maybe this is the only way you can console yourself about turning forty.
your fortieth? Happy birthday.Being 40 is not as bad as I thought it would be. You're sharper than 30, and fitter than 50. You might as well enjoy it while you can.
Happy 40th birthday.Congratulations for turning forty. The average life expectancy is about 80 years so you have lived half of your life already.
Happy 40th Birthday. How does itDo you have any regrets in your life? Forty is when you should start enjoying your life to the fullest so when time machines are invented in the future, you can proudly say ‘I don’t want to go back in time because I have no regrets and I am happy with the life I have had’ Happy 40th birthday.
Enjoy life in its present, stop worrying about the past and stop stressing about the future – this is the biggest lesson of life.
feel? Happy birthday. So enjoy your forties, stop worrying about what you didn’t do in your thirties and stop stressing about what will happenEvery crisis has an opportunity hidden in it. For all you know, your midlife crisis may also have a brilliant opportunity for you in store.
in your fifties. Happy 40th. So stop sulking about turning fortyEveryone is going to tell you that you look young and youthful as if you were a twenty year old. But as your best friend, it is my job to tell you the honest truth – you are not turning any younger my friend.
and let’s party. Happy birthday.FORTY – Flirty, Optimistic, Risky, Teasing and Youthful. This is the secret to feeling young even when you are forty years old.
Happy 40th birthday.Forty is the age when it suddenly dawns upon you that life is indeed, very short. Better late than never, start doing the things that you have always dreamt about.
Happy 40th birthday.Forty is the perfect vantage point in life from where you can clearly see all the mistakes you have made and the right decisions you took.
Happy 40th. Let this birds eye perspective only get stronger forForty is the teenage of old age – understand this before it is too late and start living your life to the fullest.
you. Happy 40th Birthday. Happy 40th birthday.Forty is when you will finally realize why your dad was so cranky when he was forty. Happy birthday mate.Happy 40th Birthday. Do not take life too seriously. I do not know anybody who makes it out alive anyway.
Have all your classmates in school and college become CEOs or successful business owners? Well then you are definitely forty.
Happy birthday.Hey congrats on your 25th annivesary of your 16th birthday. Let's make it wackier than last year. Cheers to the teenage years.
If you get tired blowing out your birthday candles on your special day today, you are truly turning 40.
Happy 40th Birthday.Just like wine is best enjoyed when it isn't too old or too younge, life too is enjoyed in the same way.
What are you waiting for then? Wishing you a Happy 40th Birthday.Midlife crisis officially begins at forty. So if you think that you have faced a lot of struggles in your life so far, that was just the beginning.
Brace yourself for the real crisis in your life. Happy 40th birthday.On your 40th birthday today, see how many more horizons you have to conquer, how many more dreams to live, how many more happy times to witness and how many more milestone to achieve in life.
May you achieve all this in life and more. Happy 40th Birthday.Some women look like forty even at thirty. But exceptions like you look like thirty even at forty. Happy birthday to the most beautiful forty year old woman I know.
The best years of your life are officially over. I hope that you have lived all your dreams and enjoyed your life to the fullest.
If you haven’t, that’s just too bad. Happy 40th birthday.Until 40, most of us are busy committing mistakes and after 40, most of us are busy regretting them. Being exactly 40 years old is the right time to celebrate life to the fullest.
Wishing you a very happy 40th Birthday.Wine gets better with age but ultimately it starts tasting sour. So stop kidding yourself that you are getting better with age, when you are actually getting old.
Happy 40th birthday.You have gained enough wisdom and maturity all these years growing up. Now is the time you should start having some fun, beginning with your 40th birthday party.
Happy birthday.You know I have been thinking what to say for your 40th birthday and I finally decided to quote Ron White.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And trey to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party. Happy Birthday.Your genes and DNA should be bottled up and preserved because you seem to be getting younger with every passing year.
I can’t wait to see how youthful you look when you turn fifty. Happy fortieth birthday.