Peepers: Not yet, sir.
Lord Hater: Yeah, sorry.
Peepers: Suddenly, a battalion of watchdogs "Hate's great, best villain, hate's great, best villain" led by Commander Peepers, secure the city for the arrival of... (pause) Now, sir.
Lord Hater: Oh, yeah.
Peepers: And they will be all, "Ahhhhh! Lord Hater is so terrifying!" - Arrggghhh! - And I'll be all, like, "Halt, you swine, and bow down to him! He is your new ruler and you will do as he says, because he is Lord Hater, the number one superstar in the galaxy!" Take that and that and that! ♪ Commander Peepers! ♪
Lord Hater: Whoo! Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then, the prettiest girl in the galaxy comes in, and she's all, "Oh, Hatey, you're so cool and powerful. I wish I had millions of people screaming my name like you." Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer? Hater Whoo! Whoa.
Emperor Awesome: This isn't the car wash.
Lord Hater: Emperor Awesome, you're going to pay for this!
Peepers: With money. Hope you got good insurance, buster.
Lord Hater: And with pain!
Emperor Awesome: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chill, man, chill. It's just a little ding. We can work this out, right, bro? - I thought you were cool.
Lord Hater: You, You, You think I'm...
(Freeze title)
Emperor Awesome: Gettin' there, but dolls? Not really a cool guy thing, bro.
Peepers: They are strategic figurines used for precisely plotting invasions!
Lord Hater: And we were just making fun of how lame it would be to be a dork who still plays with toys.
Emperor Awesome: Radical. Makin' fun of stuff is tight. What do you say we forget all this, and you tag along while I rage tonight. I'm talkin' power. I'm talkin' ladies. I'm talkin' millions of people screamin' your name. Lord Harry!
Lord Hater: Hater.
Emperor Awesome: Hater!
Lord Hater: Wow, hangin' with you would really elevate my street cred I mean, yeah. Sounds cool, I guess. I can chill with that.
Peepers: Sir, what about our plans?
Lord Hater: What about 'em? We'll finish when we get back. Come on, buddy, let's... (Awesome shakes his head) have you stay here and keep planning the invasion without me. Peace out. Whoa!
(Exit Emperor Awesome and Lord Hater)
Peepers: Ugh.
(Scene Change-Emperor Awesome’s limo)
Emperor Awesome: Bro, being impressed is lame. If you wanna be cool - you gotta be impressive.
Lord Hater: Whoa!
Emperor Awesome: Which starts with looking awesome. Thinkin' leather jacket for sure. Definitely a hat. Fedora? Nah. Visor? Almost. Sideways flat brim? Yeah. These line-y stripey shades are hot right now. And there's nothing we can do about your face, so let's hit the club!
(Scene change- ‘The Club’)
Lord Hater: I've gotta call Peepers! He's not gonna believe this.
Emperor Awesome: Forget Mr. Insurance Claims. Wouldn't you rather talk to her?
(Pans to pretty girl)
Lord Hater: My pet's name is Captain Tim. Face pretty. You pretty face. Face pretty.
Emperor Awesome: Doin' all right, bro? Yeah, I'm bored, too. After-party! Wicked awesome. Oh, snap, roll down the window.
(Three stereotypical dorks are shown)
Emperor Awesome: Hey, bros, you lookin' to party?
Dorks: Ha! Are we ever!
Emperor Awesome: Well, too bad, suckers!
Lord Hater: Yeah, suckers!
# Awesome! #
Emperor Awesome: Psssh! Some people are just born dorks.
Peepers: He'll be back. I bet he's bored with Awesome and his phony popularity. He'll probably call any second now. Yep, any second.
Lord Hater: This is the most fun ever!
Peepers: Gaaaah! How can he be so irresponsible? He's out partying with that doofus when we have a major invasion tomorrow. What could be more important than that?
Lord Hater: Yeah! We put our faces on it!
Peepers: Come on, answer. Where are you? The fun has to be drying up by now. Right?
Lord Hater: Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer?
The crowd: Hater!
Lord Hater: Yeah!
Peepers: What's the point? It's done. He's gone, moved on, kicked old Peepers to the curb. Probably doesn't even remember I exist. But you know what? I'm glad. Lord Hater never really cared about conquering the universe in the first place. He just wanted to be popular. Well, that is fine by me! I can handle this by myself, 'cause some of us still care about things like galactic domination!
♪ Commander Peepers ♪
Lord Hater: Dope.
Tight.
Sweet.
Sick.
You are a gentleman and a scholar, bro-rangutan.
Emperor Awesome: Yeah, so unless you've got some other super cool thing we can do, I think I'm gonna hit it. We done here?
Lord Hater: We could, uh, see who can eat pizza faster. Or go to the comic store. Oh, wait, let's tie glow sticks to our bikes and night ride.
Emperor Awesome: What? Bro, we're not dorks. We make fun of dorks, remember?
Lord Hater: No, I got a plan! I got a really good plan. You are gonna love it.
Flankar 5's resident: It's Lord Hater!
Peepers: You've got this, Peepers. You've got this.
Attention, Flankar 5. I hereby declare this planet under new rule!
Lord Hater: Pretty cool invasion, huh?
Emperor Awesome: Not as cool as makin' fun of this nerd is gonna be. Good call, Hatester.
Lord Hater: Thanks. Wait, what? No -
Peepers: Bow down to your new master!
Emperor Awesome: Oh, sorry. I can't bow that low, pipsqueak. So, dudes, are you really afraid of this runt? Loser! That guy couldn't hurt a fly.
Flankar 5's residents: He's teensy-weensy.
Flankar 5's residents: Yeah, he's tiny.
Peepers: Silence! I am your new ruler, and you will do as I say, because I am Commander Peepers of the Hater Empire!
Emperor Awesome: Aw, ha ha. He's so cute. Ha ha! Hear that, nerd? So just go back home and nerd out with your nerd toys. Nerd!
Peepers: Oh, yeah? I'm a nerd? Well, that's fine. 'Cause nerds use their brains. I set goals for myself, and then, through education and hard work, I figure out ways to achieve them.
Flankar 5's resident: Yes, but your goals are evil.
Peepers: Shut your face!
What have you got, Awesome? Hmmm? Arm bands, a hot tub? Ha! One day, you'll wake up and realize all you've got is a bunch of ugly clothes, no real friends, and as a villain, you're a failure!
Emperor Awesome: I'm sorry. You really made me think. You dorks are good for one thing. You make awesome punching bags. Literally.
Lord Hater: Nobody picks on Peepers but me!
Peepers: I really do hope you have that insurance.
(Lord Hater Ferocious Yells)
Emperor Awesome: Whoa, cool.
Lord Hater: "Ah! No, Lord Hater, please spare me. You're too cool and powerful. I surrender."
And I was all, "That's what you get for pickin' on my pal.
♪ Commander Peepers! ♪
Wander: And then, Hater was all, "Hey, maybe true friendship is better than being cool and popular."
Lord Hater: Get out of here!
(Peepers and Sylvia sigh)
If a male acquaintance, friend or relative of yours is celebrating his birthday, then this is the page you should visit and stay glued to. Why is this page important? It is relevant because we have populated it with a truckload of sweet messages that you can send to a number of male relatives, acquaintances and friends who are celebrating their birthdays. And if you are a woman, who has a special man in your life, don’t feel left out because we have sweet messages that you can send to that man in your life as he celebrates his birthday.
Take your time and surf through our collection of sweet and warm birthday wishes and you’ll surely be spoilt for choice with regard to which wish you should choose.
• Happy Birthday Wishes to a Man
• Original Birthday Greetings for a Guy
• Birthday Wishes for a Woman’s Man
• Happy Birthday, Handsome!
• Birthday Wishes for my Brother
• Birthday Wishes for Dad
• Birthday Wishes for Cousin
• Birthday Wishes for Uncle
• Birthday Wishes for Grandpa
Happy Birthday Wishes to a Man
• Remember the crazy stuff we did together? And those totally awesome things? And the hilariously weird ones? All those became possible only because of this day. Wish you a very happy birthday.
• This day reminds me of the moment when someone as weird as me came into this world. May the weirdness continue and the awesomeness grows while you celebrate many more birthdays. You and I will keep rocking till the end of the world. Happy birthday, bro.
• Hey you! If this greeting sounds cheesy, let me accommodate with a cheese-filled pizza and some beer. Or anything else. You and I don’t need props to throw a great party. Many happy returns of the day.
• Not every relation requires blood; some are made with friendship. We never needed any reason to celebrate, but your birthday is indeed special. To my brother-from-another-mother, Happy birthday. Let the party begin!
• You have always been the man among the boys. This day reminds me of the day when someone as great as you came in this world. A very happy birthday to you.
• You have been the shoulder upon which I can forget every stress of life. Your arms have always been there to pull me out of tough situations. Today, I only wish I could give you the same feeling, and more. Happy birthday to you.
• You have been other men must look up to. You have been the perfect fusion of charm, fun and dignity. This birthday only reminds me how someone as special as you came into this world. Happy birthday, dude.
• Dear, I am always proud of who you have grown up to become. I wish you an extremely fabulous birthday celebration today. May you always be happy all the days of your life.
• Best wishes to the coolest and most handsome guy on the block. I thank God for your life and pray that He continues to guide and bless you.
• On this day of your birthday, I wish you a very bright and colorful future. May all the things that your heart yearns for always be within your reach.
• Fond memories of you linger on for years in my heart. I can’t believe today marks another special day for you. I wish you success and victory in your all your life endeavors.
Birthday Wishes for a Woman’s Man
• On your special day, I just want you to know how much you mean to me and how much this heart of mine treasures you. Happy birthday, babe.
• I will always be proud to be called your woman. Have a fabulous birthday, sweetheart.
• My love, not a second goes by that thoughts of you don’t fill my mind. I love you so much, babe. Happy birthday, and may all the desires of your heart always come to pass.
• My life has never felt as good as it feels now that you are in it. You have brought happiness beyond measure into my life, and for that I just want to thank you and reassure you of my everlasting love for you. Happy birthday, my love.
• As you celebrate your new age, babe, do know that this heart of mine will never ever stop beating for you. I love you so much. Happy birthday.
• Wishing a super duper birthday to the one and only king of my castle. Honey, may all the things that your heart desires the most come true. I love you.
Happy Birthday, Handsome!
• Happy Birthday, Good-Lookin’! I hope this day is as special as you are. Take some time to celebrate yourself and enjoy it to the fullest!
• To the man who checks every box: Handsome, intelligent, and kind! I hope this birthday is the best of your life, with many more to come!
• Best Wishes on your day, Handsome! I hope you’re surrounded in warmth and happiness on your special day.
• “Handsome” is an understatement when it comes to you! Best wishes on your special day! I hope it is full of love, laughter, and fun.
• Best wishes on your birthday, Handsome! You make every age look good, and this year is no exception. Time to celebrate!
• Happy Birthday to the most handsome man I know! I hope this year brings you nothing but good health and happiness.
• Hey Handsome! I wish you all the best on your special day! May the following year be filled with joy and success; you deserve it!
• Wishing you all the best on your special day, Handsome! I hope this finds you surrounded by those that matter most and filled with happiness.
• Here’s to you on your special day, Good Lookin’! I wish you all the best in the following year; you deserve it.
• All the best on your special day, Handsome! Here’s to the following year; may it be full of joy and success!
• Best wishes on your birthday, Good Lookin’! This year was full of success and happiness, and I hope the following is more of the same.
• Hey there, Handsome. May your birthday be full of love and happiness that follows you throughout the whole next year!
• To the most handsome man I know: may your special day be everything you wish! May your next year be full of joy, success, and happiness.
• All my best wishes to the most handsome man I know! I hope you are spoiled on your special day! Relax, have fun, laugh a lot, and enjoy your loved ones.
• Best Wishes on your birthday, Handsome! May the success of this past year follow you into the next one. I am so proud of you!
• To the most handsome stud in my life: Best Wishes on your birthday! I hope you take the time to celebrate the success of the past year and look forward to the next with the same drive and dedication! I am so proud of you.
• Here’s to you on your special day, Handsome! You are the definition of what a man should be, and you deserve to be celebrated! I hope your birthday is full of love and joy.
• Hey Good Lookin’! I hope this special day is full of celebration and love for you! You deserve only the best.
• Happy Birthday, Handsome! I am so blessed to have you in my life! I hope this day is full of fun, love, and happiness. You deserve it!
• Best wishes on your day, Good Lookin’! I am so lucky to have you be a part of my life. You are what every man should be: kind, loving, hard-working, and smart. Let’s celebrate!
Birthday Wishes for my Brother
• I only have one wish for a wonderful brother like you: may you be happy all the days of your life. Happy birthday, my dear brother.
• Happy birthday, brother. To the world, you are just an ordinary person, but to me, you are God’s greatest creation. Thank you for being such a wonderful brother to me. May God bless you every second of your precious life. I love you so much!
• Every day is beautiful because you are my brother. Happy birthday, sweet brother.
• My dearest brother, the joy you bring to my heart can never be bought, even with all the wealth of the world. May you always be protected from all evil eyes. And may you always know happiness and prosperity. Happy birthday!
• Wishing you an astonishingly fabulous birthday, dear brother. Let this great day bring you oceans of love and happiness that will last you until the end of time.
Birthday Wishes for Dad
• Thank you for always having my back and inspiring me to never give up in life. Happy birthday, my dearest father.
• Dad, if all fathers were like you, this world would have been more wonderful than paradise. God bless you, Dad.
• My sweet Dad, nothing in this world can ever change the great love that I have for you. I will love you until the day humans become extinct.
• On your birthday, I just want to express my gratitude for always being there for me. I can never repay you for all the amazing things you have done for me. Not only have you been a fantastic father to me, but you have also been my greatest role model and mentor. All I can say is thank you.
• Dad, I will forever be proud to be called your son/daughter because you are such a wonderful man. Best wishes!
Birthday Wishes for Cousin
• My dear cousin, you have always had my back, and I can’t thank you enough for that. On your Big Day, I want to assure you that so long as I live, you’ll always have a shoulder to lean on.
• Happy birthday, cousin. I feel blessed every day because I have a wonderful cousin and friend like you in my life.
• You are not just my cousin, but my best pal. As you enter into another wonderful chapter of your life, do know that I am privileged to have someone special as you as a relative and as a friend. May the Heavens bless your new age.
Birthday Wishes for Uncle
• Happy birthday to my dear uncle. May good health, happiness, love and prosperity always find the path that leads to your door. God bless you.
• You have inspired me all my life. Your words have contributed significantly in turning me into the man/woman that I am today. I love you so much, uncle. I always will.
• Happy birthday to an uncle who always there to support me in whatever positive thing I do. Thank you for your incessant love, guide, advice and inspiration. You are simply the best, uncle. My life has been wonderful because of a great uncle like you. Thank you so much.
• Dear Uncle, thank you for being such an amazing uncle to me. As you celebrate this milestone in your life, may God look on you today and the rest of the days of your life with favor.
Birthday Wishes for Grandpa
• Grandpa, everything may change in this world, but never my love for you. Happy birthday, my sweet grandpa. May you continue to be a light to all those around you. Have a beautiful day.
• Happy birthday, Grandpa! On your Big Day, may God bless your new age. I could never have made it this far in life without you!
• Thank you for being such an amazing role model and a positive influence in my world. You helped form me into the person that I have become today, and for that, my lips will always have words of thank you to you. Happy birthday, Grandpa.
• This family is privileged to be blessed with a wonderful person like you, Grandpa. Your amazing love and selflessness will always astound me. Thank you for everything, grandpa. I love you.