Funny Engagement Wishes – Ben Walker
So, your friend is engaged. You’ve thought through everything to write to them. You need to be unique, interesting, and stand out from everyone else! A simple “congratulations” simply won’t do, you’ve known them long enough to know that.
“Congratulations” goes without saying, so what can you do to stand out? You’ve tried everything out, thought through it all. The best thing to be is funny. Depending on your relationship with who is engaged will affect how far you can go. But worry not! We have some funny ideas to get the ball rolling!
For Friends
Congratulations on finding someone as strange as you!
I never expected this to happen! Congratulations on your engagement!
I’m not jealous, honest! Seriously, though, congratulations on getting engaged!
When’s the bachelor/ bachelorette party? I’ll be sensible. Promise.
Can I be honest? I never expected this in college! Congratulations on your engagement!
When you told us you were seeing someone we thought you were joking. Now you’re engaged, congratulations!
I’m impressed that you found someone, and I’m impressed that they’re patient enough to be with you! Congratulations on your engagement!
For Best Friends
My deepest condolences to your fiancé(e).
I can’t believe you found someone that can stand you for more than an hour at a time! Congratulations!
Just remember I still exist. I’m just saying.
I’m glad we didn’t have to marry when we turned thirty. Truthfully, I can’t stand you! Congratulations on your engagement!
Ok, but… I’m the best man, right?
I hope you haven’t told them too much. Congratulations on your engagement!
Wow. Honestly, this whole time I thought they were imaginary. Congratulations on your engagement!
You know when you forget someone’s name and it’s been too long and so now it’s awkward to ask? What’s yours again? Send [fiancé(e)’s name] my love!
So that girl/boy you always took to weddings as your plus one actually was your girl/boyfriend. Congratulations on your engagement!
To you I can say: “Congratulations!” And to your fiancé(e): “Congratulations?”
Again?
So. You proposed before they realised they were making a mistake. Smart play! Congratulations on your engagement!
For Sisters
Ever since you were young, we thought you’d be single forever. Congratulations on your engagement!
Dear Sister, congratulations on turning out ok in the end!
I don’t know how you managed to find such a good person with our upbringing!
I’ll admit, you were always the smartest. Congratulations on your engagement!
I have pictures. You know the ones. Leave a bag of money at my doorstep by 6:30am. But seriously, congratulations on your engagement!
Dad told me I had to tell you congratulations. Congratulations!
Well done, you won the bet. I owe you a fiver.
For Brothers
Mum says do the washing up when you’re home. Congratulations on your engagement!
I hope your fiancé(e) has thought long and hard about this decision. Congratulations anyway!
I never thought anyone with a sense of smell would go near you, and yet, here we are. Congratulations on your engagement, bro!
Remember the time we… And now look at you! Who would’ve thought you’d find someone! Congratulations on your engagement!
Our Parents are so proud. I’m so proud. We’re all so happy for you and I know you’ll be happy for the time ahead. P.S. You’re adopted.
Congratulations! Pass this card to your fiancé(e) a moment, please? You don’t need to do this. You’re allowed to say “no”. Now laugh and burn this card. Tell him I said something sweet.
I saw Dad handing Mum some money so I’m pretty sure they’d betted on us. Anyway, congratulations on your engagement!
Does that mean sooner or later I might be the cool aunt/uncle? Don’t worry I’ll make sure your kids don’t have too much fun! Be prepared that they love me more, though. Congratulations on your engagement!
I’m so happy that you’ve found someone else to annoy! Congratulations!
For Parents
Can I borrow some money, please? Oh yeah, and congratulations on your engagement!
I’m so proud of you. Ever since I was born I watched you become the person you are today. And now you’re getting married! They grow up so fast! Congratulations on your engagement.
You’ve raised me to be the person I am today. I’m so proud of you for that! Congratulations on your engagement! I hope you’re sensible on the bachelor/bachelorette/stag/hen night!
You’re wedding is catered, right? You’re not cooking? OK, I’ll be there. Congratulations on your engagement!
Congratulations on your engagement! Don’t try to keep up with my drinking at the wedding.
For Other Family Members
You’re part of this family and you’re still getting engaged? Well, a thousand times congratulations!
Somebody new is joining our family. Are they aware of what that means? Congratulations and good luck!
I’ve known you my whole life. Now I have someone else to get to know for years to come. They’re so lucky because of this simple fact! Congratulations on your engagement!
I’m so happy to welcome one more into our pack! Aren’t you glad you have such a normal, functional family to bring them into? Congratulations for getting engaged!
Poems
You’re now engaged. I should be phased, but by the amount you’ve aged… Wait, is this wedding staged!?
It’s your engagement! Honestly, I’m filled with amazement. It’s about time. Congratulations on your arrangement!
You met someone! Your life is so filled with fun! There’s so much you’ve done. But be careful, the race is nowhere near done. (Wedding planners can be difficult, so best of luck!) Congratulations on your engagement!
Your life is almost complete. What an amazing feat! And no, I can’t compete. Good luck for you and your gorgeous fiancé(e).
We thought they weren’t real, so I’m glad you’ve managed to seal the deal!
You’ve left me grinning. My head is spinning. What a life you’re winning! But careful, this is just the beginning.
This is great. Ever since the first date, honestly, it was fate. But one second, wait. Who is your best mate?
It’s never really came from my side, always hers
Sure.
she wasn’t that close to our mom and I was,
So you and your mom had your own thing going and you left her out. Got it.
I’ve never liked their relationship, nor did I approve of them getting married so soon, but I went to the wedding.
Well, don't go out of your way or anything. She's only your sister.
To me it was just a sign of insecurity.
Right. Nothing to do with not wanting her twin to upstage her at her own wedding.
she shacked up with the first person who showed interest.
You really hate her, don't you?
It’s unlikely I’ll see many of the attendees again so why should I have to wait.
Because your sister asked you to. And if you're not going to see them again why is it so important for them to know you're engaged? You know you're not the first person to ever get engaged, right?
It was a quick congratulations with each conversation and that was it .
A conversation with every person at the wedding which you admit was large and included people you hadn't even seen since high school. If you have a 4 minute convo with each one of fifty attendees you'd have spent over three hours talking about your engagement at your sister's wedding.
YTA and enough is enough. You're grown ups now. The sibling rivalry needs to stop.
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Wedding wishes for a sister on her big day can prove difficult, but luckily a variety of wedding messages for a sister in the form of poems are already written for you. If you're looking for sister wedding quotes to write or deliver in a speech, check out some examples to make your task easier.
Poems for Your Sister
Traditionally the sister of the bride is only required to make a speech if she is the maid of honor. However, in today's modern culture many family members make speeches at the wedding reception. At your sister's reception, express your support by beginning your speech with, "To my sister on your wedding day" followed by reading a loving poem like this one. For the best delivery, take some time to memorize your poem. Reciting it from memory will be more meaningful than reading it from a card or piece of paper.
From sentimental to silly, consider one of these poems to read to your sister.
To My Sister and the Right Mister
by Danielle Reed
I never knew if my sister
Would meet the right mister,
But once [husband's name] starting coming around,
We knew you were making a turnaround!
He's such a good guy,
It almost makes me want to cry.
You've grown to be my best friend,
And I know this marriage is one that won't end.
You've had some tough times,
And I am not so great with rhymes,
But I know you both are truly in love.
Just don't put anyone above
Your husband or your wife.
Here's to your new life!
Thankful for You
by Monica Patrick
We made mud pies and played in the sand.
We shared secrets while holding hands.
With giggles a plenty and many tears,
We shared the growing pains of many years.
With your wedding, it's true, some things will come to an end,
But you are so happy I can't help but extend
My very best wishes and deepest love to you two.
I am so thankful to you have a sister like you!
On Your Wedding Day
by Danielle Reed
All of those hours we talked and dreamed,
About the guy you'd have by your side.
We imagined someone kind and loyal,
To share your wedding day.
Sister, I am so happy you've locked,
Your life in with a man that I am happy to say
Is better than I could have chosen for you,
On your wedding day.
I teared up when I saw you in your dress,
And saw your face as you walked toward your new husband,
A look I have imagined for some time
On your wedding day.
So before you make a toast and jump in your honeymoon ride
I just want to say,
I am happier for you than I could have ever imagined,
On your wedding day.
You're the Husband's Problem Now!
by Danielle Reed
So, I guess it's my job to say,
Congratulations on your wedding day.
Dear sis, you're a fun gal,
But lucky for me, you're [husband's name]'s problem now!
From messes around the bathroom sink
To always challenging me to think.
I was raised with a tough sister,
But now you are happy with a new mister!
I've been your first call for [your age] years,
And been around to dry your tears.
[Husband's name] better treat you right and always stay true,
Or he'll have me to answer to!
So from me, my father, and mother,
Dearest sis - have a wonderful life with my new brother!
Wedding Cards for a Sister
If you are not required to give a speech, you can still offer your wedding wishes with a handmade card. Sentimentality is expected at your sister's wedding so it is okay to be nostalgic and emotional. Use some vintage fabrics, ribbons and heavy card stock to create a one-of-a-kind wedding card. Use a calligraphy pen and write a simple heading like "To My Sister on Her Wedding Day." Place a picture of the two you together on the front cover. Inside the wedding card, write a short but sweet message like the following:
• No longer a Miss but always a Sis! I love you!
• Sending you a smile, while shedding a tear - You may be far away but in my heart you are near.
• You bake a mean mud pie and give the best hugs - To you my sister I wish lots of love.
• More than a sister, you are my best friend. Best wishes dear sister, may your happiness never end.
• Thank you for always being you. Take some time to step back, and enjoy your big day. Love you forever.
• If you get cold feet, just send me the signal and we can go Runaway Bride in this place.
• From holding your toys to holding your hair to walking you into school to picking you up from practice, I never thought I'd be holding your bouquet. Here we are, so let's go! Congratulations...now go get your man.
• I am so happy you and [husband's name] found each other. Can't wait to see what life has in store for you both!
• You know, a sister is a friend you always have throughout your entire life. We've seen each other in our highs and our lows. I'm so happy to watch you get married. I love you forever my sister!
• Don't mess up on your first dance. Love ya!
• Just give me the signal and I'll bring a fresh drink to your table for you. I know you get stressed being the center of attention! Just sit back and enjoy your day. I'll handle the details (and mom)!
• Have the best day. Love you.
Sister Speech Wording Example
Using a speech example is a good way to get started if you're giving a toast or speech. Just fill in the blanks, maybe make a few changes here or there, and you have a speech without the stress. If you are having trouble downloading the template, use an Adobe printable guide for help.
A well written or spoken wedding message will make you sister feel loved and supported. Show her how much you care by showering her with words that touch the heart.
Tips for Writing a Wedding Speech
If you want to create an original personalized speech, you should jot down beforehand what you want to say. Use these guidelines to create the perfect wedding speech.
• Keep it brief. Time is important and you should be considerate of the couple's schedule. Other guests may be asked to make speeches so keep your speech short.
• Begin your speech with a quote that is relevant to the special day. You could pull a quote from a popular love ballad or an obscure poet that your sister likes.
• Share a special memory, not a collage of memories. Relate a memorable moment to the gathered guests.
• End with well wishes and supportive statements.
Gifts for My Sister on Her Wedding Day
You and your sister have shared so much and known each other for so long that you need a truly special wedding gift to mark this important day. Consider these unique and meaningful gifts for your sister on the day she gets married:
• Create a scrapbook album that tells the story of your years together with room for a page about her wedding day.
• Collect the best recipes in your family and make her a recipe box filled with the foods she loved as a child.
• Give her a gift certificate for a "sister honeymoon" after the wedding so you can catch up and adjust to her new role.
• If you're artistic, make a sketch of your childhood home that she can take with her to her new house.
• Write her a "love letter" of your own filled with all the ways you love her and are proud of her.
• Use a board from your playhouse or old family home and paint a special saying on it for her to hang in her new house.
• Make a photo album with pictures of all the brides in your family, leaving room for a photo of her.
My Sister's Wedding Day
You are in a unique position on your sister's wedding day. Be sure to treat her with love, care, and even a bit of patience. This is an awesome day, not only in your sister's life, but in the story of your own family. Your relationship is different than any other one in the world. No matter what you say, it doesn't have to be perfect - it just has to be honest.
To My Sister on Her Wedding Day
It’s wonderful when two people find love together. And it’s a great excuse to celebrate when an engagement is announced. So how do you congratulate the happy couple in Italian?
Congratulations on your engagement
Fortunately its actually quite straight forward, you just need to decide whether you’re congratulating a friend, an acquaintance or the couple so you get the possessive articles right! (Apologies for talking grammar, I promise not to do it again!!)
The easiest way to congratulate your friend on his or her engagement would be to say Congratulazioni per il tuo fidanzamento pronounced con-grat-oo-laht-see-oh-knee pear eel too-oh fee-dahnt-sah-men-toe. This works for both men and women so is a handy one to know!
Congratulazioni!
If you are not so close or familiar with the person you are congratulating and are still on formal terms with them, the polite way to do it would be to say Congratulazioni per il suo findanzamento pronounced con-grat-oo-laht-see-oh-knee pear eel soo-oh fee-dahnt-sah-men-toe. And again, this is fine for congratulating both the prospective bride or the groom. Excellent!
Congratualzioni
Alternatively if you want to congratulate the couple, either in person or on a card, for example, you would say Congratulazioni per il vostro fidanzamento pronounced con-grat-oo-laht-see-oh-knee pear eel voh-stroh fee-dahnt-sah-men-toe. Simple eh?
As this is Italian, it’s also quite acceptable, some would say expected, to add some flourishes to your best wishes. You could, for example, add something along the lines of Ti auguro tanto amore e felictià, meaning I wish you much love and happiness and pronounced Tea ow-gur-oh tan-toh a-mor-ray eh fell-ee-chee-TAH with the emphasis on the final syllable.
Italian traditions then differ a little on whether couples have an engagement party or not. In some regions, the party was the moment the man would give the ring to his fiancée and southern Italians are typically more likely to include an engagement party as part of the preparations for the wedding, albeit on a less formal basis.
L'amore!
Today, regardless of whether the couple has an engagement party or not, the one thing that is still viewed as essential before the wedding is that the parents must meet. Traditionally the bride’s mother invites the groom’s mother and father for lunch. The groom’s parents bring flowers to say thank you to the bride’s family and are expected to return the invitation before the wedding.
Say it with flowers!
The idea of stag and hen parties also differs a little in Italy too. The practice of the groom having a stag or bachelor party dates back over 2500 years to Spartan times in Ancient Greece. Men would spend five to six days eating, drinking and gambling with their friends before the wedding as a way of celebrating their upcoming nuptials. Today the celebrations are known as Addio al celebato meaning Goodbye to celibacy! Wahey!
In contrast, women, however, were not expected to party and the idea of the hen or bachelorette party only really began to take hold in Italy around 30-40 years ago. Even now, they’re generally reasonably civilized (compared to a British hen party at least!) with dinner at a local restaurant or a party at a club around a week before the wedding. The bachelorette party is known as Addio al nubilato or Goodbye to being nubile!
Cin cin! (Photo credit – Mirko Manzin)
And before the end of both the hen and stag parties it is essential that the bride and groom are toasted for good luck, so don’t leave without raising your glass! Un brindisi per festiggiare il vostro amore!