Happy Birthday Old Man
Happy birthday old man. You’ve taught me plenty in my life, and I wouldn’t have been where I am today without you. You have been great if nothing else.
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Happy birthday old man. You’re really getting old now, aren’t you? Every year that I spend with you I have always learned something new. Stay healthy and youthful!
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You may be old now, old man, but your mind is still as sharp as ever. Happy birthday and may God bless you with much much more!
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Hey old man, so it’s your birthday today! How’s the old people life treating you? I wish I can heal those back pains you keep complaining about, but I really can’t. Be well soon!
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Happy birthday old man! May your knees stop hurting, your back and neck stop cracking, and you finally stopping your yakking and visiting the doctor for some actual help!
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Happy birthday old man! May God bless you with good health and really young and youthful joints this year – you sure sound like you’re going to need it!
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God must have loved you so much for you to be so radiant even at your age! Happy birthday old man – you stay awesome!
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God must have blessed you plenty – you may be old, but you neither act like it nor look like it! May God continue to bless you with your youth and good health!
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They say that the years come with plenty of wisdom, but nana keeps saying that you’re just a boy who has grown old, but never grew up. Happy birthday you funny old man!
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Happy birthday to you! I see that the God above has kept you healthy and well for so many past decades and more – stay a healthy and well old man!
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Old Man Birthday
Happy birthday you rugged old man! If anything, this would be about the right time for you to stop all those wild activities and start acting your age.
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Hey old man, you do realize that you’re getting old? Time to get some rest and relaxation – you have worked so hard all your life! Happy birthday and have a blast!
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You may be old, but that doesn’t mean that your birthday celebrations can’t be awesome anymore! Happy birthday to you and enjoy the celebration that we’re gonna have for you!
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I remember thinking that you were so very old when I was just a small kid. Now I’m grown up and you’re really, really old – almost ancient! Happy birthday old man!
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Happy birthday to you! I can’t believe that you are already around for more than 7 decades. That’s so awesome!
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Happy Birthday Old
Happy birthday! You may be old now, but your age brought you plenty of wisdom to share and many more stories to tell. We thank God for having you with us on your special day!
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You have always been a joy to be around when you were younger, old man. Now that we are both older, you are the best company that I can ever ask for. Happy birthday.
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They always told you about what to expect once you’re old, but you can never truly prepare for it all, can you? Happy birthday old man, stay well!
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I love having you around. You have always been spreading so much joy and love – it’s great that you aren’t stopping just because of your age! Happy birthday to you.
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Happy Birthday Old Man Images
When I pictured an old man’s birthday, you weren’t the image that I had in my mind. I mean, look at you! So youthful, healthy and joyful even in your late years! Happy birthday to you!
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They say that God always loves the good ones and blesses them with His good graces everyday. I knew that God would always take good care of you! Happy birthday old man!
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The body may age, but remember that the mind doesn’t have to! Have a happy, happy birthday old man. May God’s graces follow your every step.
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The joy of celebrating a birthday when you’re old is that you have so many loved ones around you always. Happy birthday old man!
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Happy birthday to the most awesome old man in my life! I will always remember the wonderful stories and the funny jokes that you have told me.
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Your son’s birthday is just around the corner but you’ve got no idea what to say to convey just how awesome a guy you think he is. Don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with the best Happy Birthday son quotes, wishes and meaningful messages! Here are some happy birthday wishes and messages that’ll help you figure out the best way to wish your son a very happy birthday!
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• Birthday Quotes for Your Son
• Birthday Wishes for Son
• Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Son
• Happy Birthday Son From Mom
• Happy Birthday Son From Dad
• Happy Birthday To A Son Who Became A New Dad
• Celebrate Your Son on His Day
Birthday Quotes for Your Son
‘You don’t raise heroes, you raise sons. And if you treat them like sons, they’ll turn out to be heroes, even if it’s just in your own eyes.’ – Wally Schirra
‘It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons.’ – Friedrich von Schiller
‘When your son grows up, become his brother.’ – Arabic Proverb
‘Until you have a son of your own, you will never know what that means. You will never know the joy beyond joy, the love beyond feeling that resonates in the heart of a father as he looks upon his son.’ – Kent Nerburn
‘Sometimes when I need a miracle, I look into my son’s eyes, and realize I’ve already created one.’ – Unknown
Birthday Wishes for Son
Happy Birthday son! I hope that you will always be happy, healthy, and a blessing to everyone around you. Lots of hugs, mummy.
Dear son, everyday I am grateful for you. You are a bundle of joy that brings nothing but happiness to our lives.
Happy Birthday son, no matter how old you are, you are always mummy's little boy. I can't believe how fast the years have gone by. All the best for your future endeavours, I'm sure you will rock your socks!
I am grateful for all that you have done for this family and wish you nothing but even more success and greatness to come your way.
Everyday my heart is filled with love for you. You have made me such a proud mum, I'm so glad to call you my son and I'm sure everyone else is glad to have you in their lives too.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Son
Sons like you don’t come along every day. And thank goodness for that, because we could hardly afford to feed one of you. Hope you have a wonderful birthday, son.
This year you seem to be exhibiting some signs of actually growing up. It’s a miracle! I’m just kidding, and I hope that your year is filled with all sorts of splendidly childish things that captivate you in every way. Happy birthday son!
One thing you can look forward to as you get older is that you’ll look as good and amazing as your parents. Happy birthday son!
Happy Birthday, son! You were a wonderful child, and you’ve become a wonderful man. Notice I didn’t mention anything about the teen years. Just kidding. Happy birthday!
Every year, you are becoming more handsome, more smart and more awesome. It almost looks like you are trying to become like me! Well, hope your wishes come true. Happy birthday, my lovely son.
Did you know that science keeps proving again and again that people who celebrate more birthdays live longer than those who don’t?! Happy birthday, dear son.
Wishing you a fabulous birthday, son. I can’t believe my sweet little son is rapidly getting closer and closer to enjoying senior citizen discounts and deals. Son, so you see old age isn’t a bad idea when you look at it from another angle.
Happy Birthday Son From Mom
Your birthday brings happy memories and a reminder of how you continue to bring joy to our lives. Sending the happiset birthday wishes for my son!
I hope that you always look ahead in life with a smile on your face and look back with fondness in your heart. I wish you endless joy in life on your birthday, and may it be filled with wonder and delight this year. Sending birthday wishes to son of the year!
Unending love, undivided attention, eternal pampering, everlasting affection, and endless care. These are the things that we can do for you, our dear son. Stay happy and have a happy birthday!
Today is the most special day for me. I became a mother on this day. Thank you for coming into my life and for fulfilling me. Happy birthday, my prince! I wish every day of your life brings you new reasons to smile.
Today is one of the most important days of my life. Because on this day God has sent you in my life which is the best gift ever. Happy birthday, my son! May you grow up with dignity and have the strength to overcome all challenges. My blessings are always with you.
Every single day since you were born, you’ve added something amazing to my life. I can’t imagine my life without you in it. Happy birthday, son!
My son. My wish for you is simple. Have the very best life imaginable. Live like you will never grow old. Play as hard as you work. Make time for people and things you adore. When you sleep, have the best dreams so that you wake up with a smile on your face. And know that you will always be so loved. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday To My Wonderful Son. No matter how big you get or how far you go, I’ll always be here, right beside you.
Happy Birthday Son From Dad
I cannot find the exact words to tell you that I am so proud of what you have become through the years! Happy birthday to you my son.
Words are simply not enough to express how amazing I feel to have you as my son. I love you. You make my life complete. Happy birthday, son!
Son, we raised you, paid for you and supported you. Now you’re an adult, it’s about time you returned the favour. Have a great birthday.
Happy Birthday, son! We may have given you lots of birthday presents over the years, but they don’t compare to the joy you’ve given us just by being you.
I used to wish I could stop the clock when you were just a little boy, holding my hand. But seeing how you turned to be a fine man, all I wish is for you to reach your dreams in life. Happy birthday, son.
There have been a lot of lessons I gave you over the years. On your special day today, I would like to give you the most important one: I am not perfect, neither is anyone else. So if you want to believe anyone, only believe in yourself. Happy birthday, my son.
Son, you are kind, handsome, thoughtful and smart……just like your dad. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday Son! We’ve watched you grow into an amazing man. May the year ahead continue to exceed your expectations!
Happy Birthday to the best son ever! You’re totally rad and you know it! Go celebrate. Have all the fun; and remember– we love you so much!
Dear son, no matter how much you have grown, for us, you are always going to remain our dearest and smartest baby boy. Wishing you a very happy birthday. May all your dreams and wishes come true!
Happy Birthday To A Son Who Became A New Dad
When you were born, I couldn’t even fathom how much you’d come to mean to me. And now you’re a father yourself! May your special day be filled with the untold splendor of this new very special gift. Happy birthday!
Not only are we celebrating you today, but your sweet son too! What a gift! Enjoy all the busy moments that parenthood brings your way. Being a first time dad will set you on a journey for a lifetime but I know you’re the perfect man for the job! Happy birthday to my son!
Congratulations on your new very timely gift! I know this new year and new chapter will be such a success for you! Love you so much!
A wonderful person always has a wonderful life. And, so shall you. We are always there for you, my son. Wish you a very happy and sweet birthday. Happy birthday my son!
Sometimes I can hardly believe that the man I see when I look at you used to be my little boy. And now you’ve got a little sparkle of your own. Happy birthday my son!
Happy Birthday to my son! Throughout the years you have made me so proud of who you have become. Thank you for being so wonderful. I know you’ll approach this new chapter with the strength and joy you’ve shown so far! Have a great birthday!
Thank you for letting us be the best parents we can be, just by being yourself — a wonderful, wonderful boy. We know that your new little baby will allow you to be just that too! Happy birthday son!
Dear son, you have grown up to be a fine young man. But we want to let you know that we will always be there for you, every step of the way and in every walk of life. We love you dearly. Wishing you a very happy birthday son!
Celebrate Your Son on His Day
It’s always so lovely to be able to mark a big day with the right words but that can also mean that there’s pressure to find the best thing to say. When in doubt, speak from the heart, and whatever birthday wishes you end up choosing for your son, we know that they’ll be just right.
“Happy Birthday, old man!” – not the nicest way to wish someone a happy birthday, is it? In fact it may even sound a bit cruel. But when it's between friends we often make fun of and give each other a hard time over getting older. Especially when it's guys! That sort of banter can seem harsh but is meant with affection.
Birthday wishes for – how should we say it – the older gentleman are quite often designed to ridicule and mock. Joking about their age, bodily functions, even sex lives are all common. Crude? Maybe. Funny? Definitely! And if it's for a close pal then they usually take it all in good humour.
So if you're looking for some funny birthday messages for an older man, maybe even your husband then you're in the right place. The selection below is filled with the perfect wording ideas for your birthday wishes to the more mature fella you know.
Old Man Birthday Wishes
• With old age comes new skills: you can laugh, cough, sneeze and piss yourself all at once! Happy Birthday!
• I was going to make a joke to mark your birthday but the fact you're still alive is nothing short of a miracle and should be celebrated!
• Happy Birthday! I've kept the receipt for the gift, y'know, just in case you didn't make it
• Some words of wisdom for your birthday – smile while you still have some teeth! Happy Birthday, old fart!
• Happy Birthday! You've made it to dirty old man territory
• Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren't so old you would! Happy Birthday, old man!
• I was sure I would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space! Happy Birthday you old fart
• Happy Birthday, old man. I hope you have a fun and exhilarating party… quickly follow by a long nap. We don't want you overdoing it now, do we?
• Happy Birthday. I would say you were old but hell, you were old last year!
• Congratulations! You've reached the age where you wake up at the same time you used to go to sleep on a Saturday. Happy Birthday old timer
• Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me
• You know that saying ‘with age comes wisdom'? In your case.. not so much. Happy Birthday old man!
• I was going to give you some advice – "you have to appreciate the little things". But I remembered that at your age spotting little things is easier said than done! Happy Birthday!
• Another year and you're one step closer to diapers being mandatory! Happy Birthday you old fart!
• I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look on the bright side – not many left now!
• Can you let me know if you're going to be blowing your candles out? I want to have the hospital on speed dial. That much effort at your age, you can't be too careful. Happy Birthday oldie
• I wish I could figure out how old you are but I hate long math. Happy Birthday you old geezer
• Happy Birthday! Today marks another day closer to your balls touching the water when you go to the toilet
• Its nice to be young, healthy and full of energy.. do you remember what that feels like? Happy Birthday, old fart!
• Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do stupid stuff, just a lot slower. Happy Birthday, old man
• From one old fart to another – happy birthday!
• Enjoy your birthday old balls!
• Happy Birthday. Warm regards to your knees
• Just another year and another wrinkle on the ol' nutsack. Happy Birthday
• Happy Birthday you old codger! Save some of the air from your oxygen tank to blow out the candles
• If you believe in it, you can be anything! Unless you want to be young again, then I’m afraid you missed that train old pal!
• Happy Birthday! You're not getting older you’re just a little closer to death
• An old fart is as good as a new one….
• Age is just a number… although in you're case it's a pretty big number! Happy birthday to an old fossil
• You think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year, this year you’re ancient. Happy Birthday my relic of a friend!
Happy Birthday Old Man Quotes
These birthday quotes are all about getting older and old age so should be perfect to tease and poke fun at a male friend of yours.
• “You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake” –
Bob Hope
• “You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it” – Felix Severn
• “Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself” – Tom Wilson
• “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two” – Norman Wisdom
• “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest” – Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
• “Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed” – Charles Schultz
• “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana” – Betty White
We hope you liked these birthday wishes for old men and that they've helped you to have a bit of a laugh with a friend of yours. Be warned though: it won't be too long until you're on the receiving end of one of these messages yourself!