Funny Baby Card Messages
What to write in a newborn baby card: best funny baby card messages about parenthood and daily life as a new family. Check out the funny new baby congratulations ideas below and simply choose your favorite one. Sometimes it's even possible to combine several sample messages to make it all the more hilarious.
- 50 SAMPLE TEXTS TO USE FOR FUNNY BABY CARD MESSAGES -
so cute when asleep!
Sample Texts: Funny Baby Card Messages
50% mommy, 50% daddy, 100% baby (or baby's name)! Best wishes on the arrival of your newborn daughter / son.
Parenthood is a wild ride full of love, laughter, questions, anxiety, learning, excitement, craziness, hugs, kisses and much more. Congrats on your baby girl / baby boy!
Being a parent means, learning to sleep with a foot, or even two, in your face!
Baby is cute. Mommy is cute. Daddy is lucky...
Now as you travel down the road of life, remember...
... the stroller, the diapers, the formula, the toys, the bottles, the pacifier, the blanket...
Not all treasure is silver and gold... Best wishes on your 'personal new treasure' and little darling!
"Parenting is the easiest thing in the world to have an opinion about, but the hardest thing in the world to do" (Matt Walsh). Congrats on your new arrival and good luck with transitioning from theory to practical experience!
Being a mother is the highest paid job in the world since the payment is in pure love!
"Ah, I feel so rested and did not have to worry about anything at all today". Said no mom ever...
Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but we say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around without pants when your baby walks around without pants.
Having a baby is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, there's a lot of noise and there's a lot of throwing up...
More Funny Baby Card Messages
You have been getting on your mom's nerves for nine months. Now it's daddy's turn!
Good moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens and happy babies! So take it easy, be calm and mommy on!
Woo-hoo, a mini version of you two!
Mummy and daddy, congratulations on your baby girl / baby boy ... let the noise begin!
Just wondering: if olive oil is made of olives, what is baby oil made of?
No one can imagine life having their own children. But when they are born no one can imagine life without them.
Sleep is overrated. As is coffee, wine and any free time ever...
You used to have time. Now you have a baby! (alternatively a baby girl, a baby boy, your and baby's name)
Motherhood is going to look great on you. Just keep calm and diaper on.
Congratulations on your new alarm clock!
We are thrilled and congratulate you on your new family addition. Always remember: Silence is golden - unless you have a toddler. In that case it's very, very suspicious!
Heard your home has grown by 2 feet!
Hurrah, it's a girl / boy! Parenthood is one of the best journeys in life. So buckle up and enjoy the ride!
Congratulations on your new baby girl / boy! Love, joy, baby puke and smelly diapers... Don't panic, it's only a baby!
A little one has joined you both, how happy you must be... It was great when there were two of you, but even better now there's three!
You could have bought a few Porsches or could have traveled the world for a couple of years. But you have chosen sleepless nights, Lego in the living room, parent-teacher conferences and puberty instead. From now on you will be parents - and we think you took the right decision!
Congratulations on your new family addition. Hitting the bottle is about to take on a whole new meaning!
Congratulations on your newest tax deduction!
Congrats! Your baby is so much cuter than other babies!
Having a baby will make you so grateful for everything, like the fact that your cells didn't multiply and create twins.
Eat. Sleep. Poo. Repeat. The baby obviously, not you. You will never sleep...
Funny baby card messages if you are a mother/parents yourself:
Motherhood / parenthood is a wonderful, rewarding, messy, noisy and sometimes crazy experience... Every day will be a new adventure, enjoy the ride - it's all worth it!
Don't worry. It gets easier after the first 18 years.
Funny Baby Shower Card Messages
Soon it will be: Goodbye tummy - hello mummy! Until then all the best and wishing you a safe and healthy delivery for both you and baby.
Sleep all you can before baby comes. In fact, do not get up for anything short of labor!
Your hearts are certainly filled with gratitude and your belly is filled with baby.
Can't wait for your bun to be done!
Sorry, we're all drinking without you. Have a happy baby shower!
24/7. Once you sign on to be a mother that's the only shift they offer!
Since you can't drink right now, I'll raise two glasses to you and your soon to arrive new bundle of joy!
Remember this happy day forever! For a long time, this is one of the last showers you'll get to enjoy in peace...
Funny Baby Card Messages For Baby Girl
Any of the above messages will qualify if you just add "Hurrah, it's a girl" or "Congratulations on your new baby girl". But these are especially cute for newborn girls:
From now on follow this bedtime routine: read her a story, tuck her in tight, say a sweet prayer and kiss her goodnight... And then start all over again...
May your little newborn girl play with fairies, grow angel wings, braid the hair of a mermaid, fly to the moon and ride a unicorn.
Congratulations on your little baby girl. While her fingers may be small, she's probably already got everybody wrapped around them!
Funny Baby Card Messages For Baby Boy
Any of the above messages will qualify if you just add "Congratulations on your new baby boy" or "It's a boy". However, these are suitable for boys only:
You've got male!
A brand new baby boy to fill your hearts with love and joy!
Don't worry about the difficulty of raising a baby boy. It's just as easy as running a marathon, doing your taxes and wrestling an octopus at the same time... every day!
A giggle, a toy, hello to a cute little baby boy!
For help on how to start and end your card and what to write on the envelope, check out my new baby congratulations cards page.
Congratulations for Baby Boy – Wishes and Messages for Newborn Baby Boy
When a baby is born, it is traditional to send congratulations and good wishes to the parents. This practice has many benefits, both for the parents and the baby.
Sending well-wishes helps the parents feel appreciated and supported. It can be a great comfort to know that friends and family are thinking of them at this happy time. The messages also provide a sense of continuity as the new baby joins the family.
For the baby, messages from loved ones can help create a strong bond early on. They also provide positive reinforcement and contribute to the development of a healthy self-esteem. Studies have shown that babies who receive frequent positive messages grow up to be more confident and successful adults.
Below are various wishes and messages for a newborn baby boy;
1. Congratulations on your new addition! We wish you both the best for this exciting time.
2. Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! We know you're feeling overwhelmed with joy and relief.
3. Congrats! Welcome to the world, Baby Boy. We are so excited to meet you. You are loved so much already.
4. Congratulations on your baby boy! I celebrate this new life with you.
5. Congrats on your little one! Every new life is a blessing and we're here to celebrate with you.
6. Congratulations on your new addition! We hope you enjoy the journey of parenthood.
7. Congratulations on having a baby boy! The world has become better with your new family member. Hold on to the precious moments.
8. Congratulations on the birth of your baby boy. We hope he brings you and your family joy for many years to come.
9. Congratulations New Dad, from the whole team at ________.
10. It is a special moment when you bring a new person into the world. From the moment your baby opens their eyes and sees your face for the first time to learning how to walk, every stage of their development will be an exciting adventure.
11. Congratulations, Baby Boy! You are loved so much, and the best is yet to come. We couldn't be happier for you.
12. It's a BOY! Congratulations to you and your little one. Give him our top wishes for his future.
13. Congratulations on your new addition! We are so happy to have you in our lives.
14. With much joy and happiness, we congratulate you on the birth of your baby boy. May life bring you happiness and love as you care for and delight in your son and may he always look up to you for guidance and direction.
15. Congratulations! It's a boy! You're now one of the lucky few to experience that head-over-heels feeling, only this time it's for your son. Welcome to fatherhood.
16. Congratulations on your newborn baby boy! With lots of love, here's a mix of wishes and messages to make this a memorable day.
17. For the parents of a newborn baby boy, congratulations on your new addition to your family. We wanted to be the first to say that you're off to a great start!
18. Baby Boy, congratulations! I hope you grow up to be one dapper dude. Love, your cousin
19. Congratulations! Welcome to the world, Baby Boy. You have a friend in me - I wish you a healthy and happy life.
20. Congratulations, you're a parent!
21. A new bouncing baby boy is one of the precious gifts in this world. Congratulations on your new arrival!
22. Congratulations, you're now the best mom!
23. Congratulations on your newborn baby boy, we wish the best of luck and happiness to you and your family.
24. Congratulations to the proud parents of the baby boy! A new member of the family has arrived.
25. Congrats! It's a boy, and now you're really outnumbered. We're all excited to start this new journey with you.
26. Congratulations! Today is your day, so have a drink on us. You've filled your mother's heart with pride, but I bet you're feeling pretty proud too. When it comes to being a mom, there are no two ways about it-you're the best there is.
27. Welcome to the world of colors! Congratulations on becoming parents to an adorable baby boy.
28. Welcome to the world, beautiful baby boy! Hope your arrival brings sunshine and joy to everyone.
29. What a happy moment for your family. I'm so glad that your baby's here with you. You're gonna be the best dad in the world!
30. Dear sister, I am so happy to share the joy of your new birth with you. Congratulations!
31. Welcome to the world, little one! It's so nice to have you here with us. We hope you'll enjoy every moment of your life. I'll come visit you soon 😉
32. Congratulations! A new little man has joined us and we're thrilled to meet him.
33. Congratulations! You made the most adorable new addition to your family.
34. Congratulations on your new addition to your family!
35. Congrats on the newest member of the family! Here are some gifts for your little bundle of joy.
36. Congratulations on the birth of your beautiful baby boy.
37. A newborn baby boy, congratulations! Our world is amazing in every way. Celebrate this precious moment with us.
38. Congratulations on the birth of your son! Share your joy with friends and family.
39. Congratulations! You're a great mom and dad! Now that you've had your baby boy, we would love him just as much as we love you.
40. Celebrating the arrival of a new baby boy! Sorry for the late congrats, but better late than never 😉 I hope you're all doing well. This is my way of saying congratulations.
41. You're such a handsome little man, congratulations!
42. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! I hope you enjoy this baby naming list I attached.
43. Welcome to the world baby boy! You're such a bundle of joy and we can't wait to meet you.
44. Congratulations on your newborn baby boy! We are excited to see him grow in health and wisdom.
45. Congratulations! The whole world is excited about your new addition. I hope you'll enjoy a lifetime of shared love with your son.
46. It's a boy! Your new addition has arrived, congratulations! The family is growing rapidly, but it feels even more magical when you're the first to hold your newborn.
47. Welcome to the world little one! We pray for health and wisdom, for you, as you grow.
48. Welcome to this world, our dear Child! Your mommy and daddy are so excited to see you. We hope you have a long, healthy life full of love and happiness.
49. Congratulations! Wishing you all the best for this exciting time.
50. Welcome to the world, Little One. You're the newborn prince of this kingdom. Congratulations, Mom and Dad!
51. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! Celebrate the new arrival with our best wishes.
52. Congratulations, you made an adorable baby boy!
53. A new baby boy is born, let's celebrate! Congrats on your new son.
54. Congratulations on the birth of your new little one! You are in for the best time of your life.
55. Congratulations on your newborn baby boy! We hope you and your family will be happy.
56. Congrats on your baby boy. He's such a cutie!
57. Congratulations on your new baby boy! So glad you're here and we hope you're doing well.
58. Congrats! You've just had a beautiful baby boy. The joy of new parenthood is such a wonderful experience. These next few moments will be cherished for the rest of your life.
59. Welcome to the world, little one. You are blessed with more than just a mother's love - you have all of ours!
60. Congrats to you and your family! To celebrate the birth of your baby boy, we have a gift just for him from us. He'll love it.
61. Congratulations on your new baby boy! Congratulations on your new baby and welcome to the world, little one. You're both going to do great. We wish you all the best and congratulate you.
62. Guess what, it's a boy! Congratulations, Dad and Mom. You've done it this time. With you around, he'll never go hungry.
What to Write in a Baby Shower Card
Before delving into specific ideas for the text, here are some factors to consider as you think about what to include in the baby shower card:
Simple Baby Shower Card Messages
If you’re not a wordsmith and just want to write something simple and sweet in the baby shower card, or you’re not super close to the mom-to-be, here are some messages to consider:
"I’m so happy for you."
"I can’t wait to meet your baby."
"Wishing both you and your new baby all the best."
"Your little family is about to get bigger and cuter."
"Wishing you moments of joy with your new little baby."
Baby Shower Card Messages Focusing on the Gift
Since a baby shower involves showering the mom-to-be with gifts as well as love and support, you may consider mentioning the gift you've chosen in your baby shower card message. Here are some ideas:
"Wrapping your gift almost made me keel over with cuteness overload. Just giving you a warning!"
"I’m overjoyed to shower you with this special gift I know you’ll love."
"When I was raising my little ones, I couldn’t survive without this item. I think you’ll find it valuable too."
"So happy to be attending your baby shower, and excited to be helping you load up on some goodies for the baby!"
Funny Baby Shower Card Messages
Being a parent can be a challenging job, and sometimes it’s nice to just have a laugh about it. If you’re absolutely sure the recipient of your baby shower card appreciates your style of humor, try one of these messages:
"Hope you have a nice baby!"
"In just a few months you’ll become a stain removal expert!"
"Say hello to your bundle of joy, and goodbye to sleeping in ever again."
"Thanks in advance for naming the baby after me!"
"Congratulations on being so creative! Can’t wait to see your latest project!"
"Don’t worry. After they turn 18, you can kick them out!"
"I can’t wait to see who the baby resembles more!"
What to Write in a Baby Shower Card for a Boy
If you know the mom-to-be is having a baby boy, you could choose one of these messages for the baby shower card:
"Oh boy! We can’t wait to meet your little guy."
"We hope your little boy is just as handsome as his dad."
"Snips and snails, and puppy dogs' tails — get ready for boyhood!"
"Your little boy is lucky to have two amazing parents who love him. Congratulations!"
"Here’s to lots of fun and joy with your little boy!"
"May your baby boy bring you loads of joy and troublemaking."
"It’s beautiful seeing your family grow. Cheers to a baby boy."
What to Write in a Baby Shower Card for a Girl
If you know the mom-to-be is have a little girl, here are some sweet wishes you can include in the baby shower card:
"Here’s to a bubbly baby girl to love and spoil. Congratulations!"
"Sugar and spice. May your new baby girl bring you everything nice!
"We’re all tickled pink to hear you’re having a baby girl. Congratulations!"
"Little girls grow up so fast. One minute you’re dressing her in princess outfits, and the next minute she’s trying on bridal gowns. Enjoy every minute."
"We hope your little girl will be beautiful inside and out, just like her mother."
"May your pink bundle be showered with everything splendid."
What to Write in a Baby Shower Card for Twins
If the mom-to-be has revealed she’s having twins or triplets (or even more), you could acknowledge this in the card. Here are some ideas of what to say:
"Double the baby, double the excitement, and double the trouble!"
"Sometimes the best things come in pairs."
"One baby is special, but two babies are super special."
"Now you have two reasons to smile!"
"Cheers to your babies!"
"Wishing you double the congratulations."
"Could there be anything better than two babies? Oh, maybe three!"
"Let me know if you need help counting all those fingers and toes."
"We can’t wait to see double the cuteness."
"Now you can look forward to four arms hugging you!"
What to Write in a Baby Shower Card for a Close Friend
If you’re a close friend or relative of the mom-to-be and would like to send a personal message of support, here are some ideas:
"Congratulations on your baby’s arrival! I know that you’ll be a terrific mom."
"From one mother to another, the moment you set eyes on your little one, you’ll be smitten forever."
"The unconditional love you’ll feel for your new baby will be something you’ve never felt before."
"After reading books and articles on motherhood, you’ll think you’ve prepared for everything, but the best lessons come with time — and I’ll be there for you whenever you need me."
"Congratulations! Mommyhood looks so good on you."
What to Write in a Baby Shower Card From Grandparents
If you’re one of the grandparents-to-be, you may have something special in mind for your message, especially if the mom-to-be is your daughter. Here are some phrases for welcoming a new grandson or granddaughter:
"We are overjoyed to welcome our baby’s very own baby into the world."
"Don’t you worry — we’ve babyproofed the house and have been practicing singing lullabies. Grandparenthood, here we come!"
"Babies don’t come with instruction manuals. But that’s what grandparents are for!"
"Grandbabies are always welcome in our home!"
"Remember, you can’t return them when they misbehave, but you can always drop them off with us!"
The Bottom Line
Composing the perfect message for a baby shower card won’t seem difficult once you start, especially if you think about the relationship you have with the mom-to-be and/or the dad-to-be. Also, if you have any details about whether the mom-to-be is having a boy or girl, these can provide inspiration for the message. Don’t be afraid to craft a truly personalized message, adding a funny story, a personal anecdote, something positive about the mom-to-be, or a unique insight from your own experience as a parent. This time can be both exciting and scary for new parents — and a little humor or a kind message of encouragement may mean a lot to them. If you want to call attention to a special gift you’ve purchased, feel free to tailor your message to include that in the baby shower card. If you’re still hunting for a present, check out our massive list of great baby shower gift ideas.