Funny Baby Card Messages
What to write in a newborn baby card: best funny baby card messages about parenthood and daily life as a new family. Check out the funny new baby congratulations ideas below and simply choose your favorite one. Sometimes it's even possible to combine several sample messages to make it all the more hilarious.
- 50 SAMPLE TEXTS TO USE FOR FUNNY BABY CARD MESSAGES -
so cute when asleep!
Sample Texts: Funny Baby Card Messages
50% mommy, 50% daddy, 100% baby (or baby's name)! Best wishes on the arrival of your newborn daughter / son.
Parenthood is a wild ride full of love, laughter, questions, anxiety, learning, excitement, craziness, hugs, kisses and much more. Congrats on your baby girl / baby boy!
Being a parent means, learning to sleep with a foot, or even two, in your face!
Baby is cute. Mommy is cute. Daddy is lucky...
Now as you travel down the road of life, remember...
... the stroller, the diapers, the formula, the toys, the bottles, the pacifier, the blanket...
Not all treasure is silver and gold... Best wishes on your 'personal new treasure' and little darling!
"Parenting is the easiest thing in the world to have an opinion about, but the hardest thing in the world to do" (Matt Walsh). Congrats on your new arrival and good luck with transitioning from theory to practical experience!
Being a mother is the highest paid job in the world since the payment is in pure love!
"Ah, I feel so rested and did not have to worry about anything at all today". Said no mom ever...
Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but we say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around without pants when your baby walks around without pants.
Having a baby is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, there's a lot of noise and there's a lot of throwing up...
More Funny Baby Card Messages
You have been getting on your mom's nerves for nine months. Now it's daddy's turn!
Good moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens and happy babies! So take it easy, be calm and mommy on!
Woo-hoo, a mini version of you two!
Mummy and daddy, congratulations on your baby girl / baby boy ... let the noise begin!
Just wondering: if olive oil is made of olives, what is baby oil made of?
No one can imagine life having their own children. But when they are born no one can imagine life without them.
Sleep is overrated. As is coffee, wine and any free time ever...
You used to have time. Now you have a baby! (alternatively a baby girl, a baby boy, your and baby's name)
Motherhood is going to look great on you. Just keep calm and diaper on.
Congratulations on your new alarm clock!
We are thrilled and congratulate you on your new family addition. Always remember: Silence is golden - unless you have a toddler. In that case it's very, very suspicious!
Heard your home has grown by 2 feet!
Hurrah, it's a girl / boy! Parenthood is one of the best journeys in life. So buckle up and enjoy the ride!
Congratulations on your new baby girl / boy! Love, joy, baby puke and smelly diapers... Don't panic, it's only a baby!
A little one has joined you both, how happy you must be... It was great when there were two of you, but even better now there's three!
You could have bought a few Porsches or could have traveled the world for a couple of years. But you have chosen sleepless nights, Lego in the living room, parent-teacher conferences and puberty instead. From now on you will be parents - and we think you took the right decision!
Congratulations on your new family addition. Hitting the bottle is about to take on a whole new meaning!
Congratulations on your newest tax deduction!
Congrats! Your baby is so much cuter than other babies!
Having a baby will make you so grateful for everything, like the fact that your cells didn't multiply and create twins.
Eat. Sleep. Poo. Repeat. The baby obviously, not you. You will never sleep...
Funny baby card messages if you are a mother/parents yourself:
Motherhood / parenthood is a wonderful, rewarding, messy, noisy and sometimes crazy experience... Every day will be a new adventure, enjoy the ride - it's all worth it!
Don't worry. It gets easier after the first 18 years.
Funny Baby Shower Card Messages
Soon it will be: Goodbye tummy - hello mummy! Until then all the best and wishing you a safe and healthy delivery for both you and baby.
Sleep all you can before baby comes. In fact, do not get up for anything short of labor!
Your hearts are certainly filled with gratitude and your belly is filled with baby.
Can't wait for your bun to be done!
Sorry, we're all drinking without you. Have a happy baby shower!
24/7. Once you sign on to be a mother that's the only shift they offer!
Since you can't drink right now, I'll raise two glasses to you and your soon to arrive new bundle of joy!
Remember this happy day forever! For a long time, this is one of the last showers you'll get to enjoy in peace...
Funny Baby Card Messages For Baby Girl
Any of the above messages will qualify if you just add "Hurrah, it's a girl" or "Congratulations on your new baby girl". But these are especially cute for newborn girls:
From now on follow this bedtime routine: read her a story, tuck her in tight, say a sweet prayer and kiss her goodnight... And then start all over again...
May your little newborn girl play with fairies, grow angel wings, braid the hair of a mermaid, fly to the moon and ride a unicorn.
Congratulations on your little baby girl. While her fingers may be small, she's probably already got everybody wrapped around them!
Funny Baby Card Messages For Baby Boy
Any of the above messages will qualify if you just add "Congratulations on your new baby boy" or "It's a boy". However, these are suitable for boys only:
You've got male!
A brand new baby boy to fill your hearts with love and joy!
Don't worry about the difficulty of raising a baby boy. It's just as easy as running a marathon, doing your taxes and wrestling an octopus at the same time... every day!
A giggle, a toy, hello to a cute little baby boy!
For help on how to start and end your card and what to write on the envelope, check out my new baby congratulations cards page.
Congratulations to the new father
For a man one of the most important moments in his life is being a father for the first time since the baby that is coming is a product of the depths of his heart.
Becoming a father for the first time is not easy, but it is so much happiness that complicated things are handled in the best way because the baby is the fruit of love and he brings great satisfaction.
It is normal to be happy when a close family member or a dear friend becomes a dad and we should extend our congratulations and make him know that you share his great joy.
Free list of phrases for new dads:
– “Today is a day to celebrate because you are a dad for the first time, the new baby will bring much joy to your life, and I want to congratulate you because of the new person you brought into this world”
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– “You do become a father, you have many responsibilities ahead but you also have a lot of joy, you will take make him a good man, congratulations”
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– “What you have been waiting so much is finally here, you do become a father of a beautiful baby, take care of him a lot and remember that you can count on me, I'm very happy with the arrival of my new nephew”
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– “Today it comes to the world the fruit of your love, it is a miracle, it is normal to be a little nervous, but gradually you will see that you know how to do everything, I know you will be an amazing father, congratulations”
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– “I'm very happy for you dear friend, because today you become a father, it is amazing how a little person so small could cause such immense joy, congratulations”
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– “With the arrival of your first child everything will be different because before now you had to think just for you but from now in your mind and in your heart will always be your family, I wish you much happiness”
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– “I know how happy you are with the arrival of your first child, now he is the most important reason for you to be happy and the best is that he is already with us, I congratulate you for tremendous blessing from heaven, you'll be a great father ‘
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– “Now that you become a father, I want you to know that I am very happy for you, I hope you take care of him with great responsibility and love, and to be a good man like you, congratulations”
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– “Today the sky has blessed you with a beautiful, healthy baby, enjoy every minute with him, as time flies, congratulations”
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– “You never know who is being a father until you become one, and I guess it must be a beautiful thing as I see it in your face, congratulations my friend, you have my support in everything”
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– “Today love has given birth to a new person, and it is him who will bring a lot of joy in your life, enjoy every moment with your family, because there it is the true happiness”
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Do not forget to send any of these messages to the new dad, and your words will make him feel very happy and loved by you.
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Yesterday was my 47th birthday, which I celebrated holding my two-week old baby in my arms. Some scattered thoughts as I reflect on this gracious providence:
My God is surprising: Most asked question during Shona's pregnancy? “Was it a surprise?” Most tempting answer? “Yes, neither of us have any idea how this happened!” But our most common answer: “It wasn't a surprise to God!” No, He wasn't surprised, but it was a surprise to us in the sense that we didn't think that God would give us another child in our mid-forties, 10 years after the last one! We sometimes just look at one another and laugh.
Scot Lewis Murray 2 hours old and fast asleep
My spirit is reviving: A few years ago, when I had numerous health problems and then almost died from blood clots in my lungs, I got quite morose for a while. I felt my life had peaked and was now on the downward slope towards decrepitude, retirement, and mortality. Best years behind me and all that. But this little bundle of life has given me a new lease of life and I'm raring to go again.
Scot Lewis Murray now 2 weeks old and a bit brighter
My body is aging: Yes, the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak! Despite my revived spirit, my body won't cooperate as it used to. I now know why most people do this in their twenties and thirties. Scot certainly won't have as active a father as my other kids, but he's got four entertainers to take my place.
Shona's right and left hand men
My wife is amazing: Like me, Shona's no spring chicken, and yet there she is night after night leaping crawling out of bed to feed Scot, sometimes three times a night, while I snore on. It's like she's 25 all over again. I love watching her beautiful care for this little man.
My kids are helping: Well, OK, the two girls are. They are actually competing to change the most diapers! The boys? Well, they're doing more than their fair share of chores about the house. And they love to stroke the wee guy's warm and fuzzy head.
L-R: Joni, Allan, Amy, and Angus
My church is rejoicing: It's really taken us aback to see the joy that other Christians have for us and with us. We took the wee guy out to church last Sunday night (he slept through the whole service), and we were just overwhelmed with the waves of joy and gladness. People have been so kind with meals, presents, cards, etc. We're deeply grateful. Everyone seems to love the name as well – Scot Lewis Murray. As he's our first only American, we wanted to give him a permanent reminder of his roots. BTW, Scot with one “T” is the Scottish version. Two “T's” is Irish. And “Lewis” is Shona's island home and also where I pastored for seven wonderful years.
My future is shrinking: Although we know that our lives could end at anytime, when we have children in our twenties, we usually think that we'll see our children marry and have children of their own, etc. With Scot, I'll be a senior when he's a senior, though at different ends of the scale. I won't see as much of his life as my other children. That's painful in a way, and yet it calls forth more faith and trust as I commend him and my future to God – however long or short it may be.
My Father and Mother visiting from Scotland
My parenting is humbling: One of the cards I got yesterday, said “To the best Dad in the world.” It was a lovely sentiment. I wish it was true. It's not. I feel I've been such a failure as a Dad, so much so that I really can't believe God would give me another son to father. Scot may get the benefit of some of the failures I've learned from over the years, but my hope for him is not in my fathering. It's in my Heavenly Father and His gift of His only Son.
What a beautiful family! God bless you all!
Suanne
Such precious words these are….made me cry. Rejoicing and celebrating with you and in God!
Susan Davenport
Thank you for sharing your family with us. Just another example of what a kind, gracious Father we serve. Enjoy every day, every stage that he has give to you and Shona. Our love to you all from us in NC!!!!!
Johanna Maartense
The miracle we want for all our children is that they receive the gift of knowing their Heavenly Father and that Christ become their All and in All. What a gift that is to know that our children will live their life seeking and praising God for all that He has given us. “3 John:4,” I have no greater joy than to hear that my children walk in truth.”
Our life is never the same from the moment of conception, we worry about the health of the child even when we cannot see him. And what a blessing it is to hold this tiny life in your arms and thank God for His mercy. Our arms, love and care will encircle this child and all the others God has given us the rest of our lives or their life. The love continues so indescribably deep I cannot even find the right words to define it. Thank you for this caring and honest blog. Hold them all with all the love you can muster,”Nahum 1:7″ The Lord is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble, and He knoweth them that trust in Him. Love Jo
CherylVT
What a blessing God has given! How fun to hear how your older kids are pitching in and helping. Thank you for sharing your family with us. We have a gracious and merciful Father. =)
Crosland
Thanks for such a great update and birthday reflections. May the joy of Scot being born bring great energy where sleep depreviation wants to takeover. My prayer for Scot is that he would never know a day where he did not know the saving love of our Lord Jesus Christ. Blessings to you all.
Fernando
Gorgeous family! I heard that you'll be making your way to Canada to speak at a Conference. Can't wait.
Flora Compton
What a lovely family! May you be blessed to not only see “your children's children” but also your children's children's children,as we have.
Dave was 47 when our youngest was born. I didn't think he would see her grow up, especially when he had many health problems ,including a brain tumour,in his fifties. Yet in the Lord's merciful providence, he celebrated his 80th birthday in Kenya,with her and her husband and children.
Just lovely to read – you are so blessed. May the Lord continue to bless you and your family, as you labour for Him.
St. Steve of Northern Lights
Praise the Lord for your son, Pastor Murray! “He has made everything beautiful in its time!” “Children are his good gift.”
“For I am rejoicing each day in the Lord!”
My Father in law, a URC minister went through a discouraging period as their church prepared to separate from the CRC back in the day. In the midst of that the Lord surprised him and my mother with a baby boy, and he found that to be a great blessing and encouragement!
Happy Birthday and congratulations again. Beautiful reflections and we're all rejoicing at the arrival of Scot.
Paul & Carine Bakker
It was so precious to share in your honest reflection on being a father (and being a family) by the grace of God. Truly, God has blessed your family in a very special way! May He delight in you all as you desire to love, know ,obey and please Him in everything. May God richly bless you in the years to come!
Oh Congratulations on your birthday and to your family on their new little Scot. I love the photo of all your kids together – how special… I know my older kids have loved and adored having little fellows to look after – challenging and strengthening all at the same time!!! What a blessing that little fellow is to you all… lovely to see a family post!!!
Susan Nye Ferrell
Perry Coghlan
We had our youngest at age 45 (she's now 19). We rejoice with y'all at God's gracious providence. May He bless and keep y'all in peace.
Congrats brother!!!!!
David, I was already a grandmother and 44 years of age when we had our last baby. My husband was 47, turning 48. Christopher is now 13 years old, and I cannot explain with words what a joy it is to have a son that age when I'm nearly 60 and my husband is 63! Christopher keeps us young at heart. He gives us joy every day!
When he was very small, I was often mistaken for a sister of my daughters who were having babies at that time. That was fun!
I'm here to tell you that you are not alone, and even though you think you are filled with joy now, it will only grow as Scot grows in stature and in wisdom. You are so blessed!
Karen
What a blessing from God your child is. I was 42 and my husband was 53 when we had our last “surprise” from God. She just turned twelve and is such a joy. We would have it no other way and continue to trust God to care for us and her. Praying he will seek after God and know Him at an early age. God bless!
Marcia S.
How wonderful to see your beautiful little Scot in your arms at last! I, too, have held a newborn in my arms at age 47, and can easily relate to your emotions at this time. A dear lady from my congregation told me that when her own mother had a child a age 46, she lamented, “Oh, will I even see him get married?” That same mother was present at her son's 25th wedding anniversary! Whether we become parents at a young age or older, our lives are not our own. Our age simply reinforces that concept in our minds.
Congratulations! and thanks for sharing these thoughtful reflections.
Dan N
Great perspective on becoming a new dad in the back side of your 40s. My wife and I had our oldest son when I was 42 and we adopted internationally three years later; I was 46 when he came home with us. My boys will allow no excuses of age or evening fatigue when it comes to playing baseball with them!
Dan Sudfeld
Shannon
Thanks for sharing. You give this 44 year old father of one inspiration and hope for child # 2.
Thanks so much for all your hearty good wishes. Much appreciated. And thanks for sharing so many of your own encouraging stories. I'm looking forward to this even more now.
Henry and Jenny Jansen
Dear Dr. Murray, Shona and family….congratulations on this beautiful gift from God…His ways are perfect!!!!!! …..surprises are wonderful. Congratulations also as you celebrate your birthday Dr. Murray, God bless you and yours. Enjoy every minute of every day, and trust the Lord with the future. Love from Henry and Jenny, Chilliwack, BC.
Anthony
We too had a “Late One ” we were told children were out of the question years prior and that was OK ..I wanted no children. Weeks before leaving on a European vacation and days before my 46th birthday I came home to a Wife crying and a sonogram of a 16 week old. Thankfully as He became 6 years old he made a statement that made me see what he was seeing. That Sunday I fell to my knees in front of the whole congregation and have no desire to look back at the “Use to be Me “.
I have been blessed with a Son, a Father, and unending love for God and my fellow man.
Amazing story. Thanks for sharing Anthony.