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Looking for the right words to express Happy 90th birthday wishes? Wondering what to write in a 90th birthday card? Try one of these cheerful quotes or greetings!
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Funny 90th Birthday Wishes
Make your favorite senior laugh out loud with one of these funny 90th birthday quotes!
• Lucky for you, vintage is in. Happy 90th Birthday!
• You're not old, you're a classic.
• I'm not saying that you're old…but your candles cost more than your birthday cake!
• Everyone gets to be young once. Your turn is over!
• It's your 90th birthday – feel free to wine if you want!
• I hope I'm as wonderful as you are when I turn 90…even just half as wonderful would be great.
• On your 90th birthday, remember – age is only important if you're a cheese.
• A true friend knows how old you are…and stays for the party anyway. Happy 90th Birthday!
• Don't get all weird about growing older. Our age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying us.
• May your 90th birthday be filled with magic moments…and lots of merlot!
• Happy 90th birthday to my best friend! Here's to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!
• Like fine wine, we get better with age. Or maybe we just feel better about our age with lots of wine. Happy 90th Birthday!
• Take every birthday with a grain of salt. Of course, this works best if the salt is accompanied by a margarita.
• A little medical advice for your 90th birthday. Eat lots of birthday cake – it's good for you! Studies have shown that the more birthday cakes you've gotten, the longer you live.
• Happy 90th Birthday to someone who is forever young!
• At 90, you're still playing with a full deck. Who cares if you shuffle a little slower?
• Thinking about getting a tattoo for your 90th birthday? The best bet would be your name and address.
• On your 90th birthday, remember: you're only as old as you feel. So don't go around feeling old people.
• Don't think of it as turning 90…think of it as turning 18 with 72 years of experience.
• You'll never be old as long as your mind is young and your heart is pure. In other words, you're screwed!
• 90?? Don't panic – you've still got it! The hard part is remembering where it is.
• Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter! Happy 90th Birthday!
• You're not getting older…you're increasing in value. Have a fabulous 90th birthday!
• With age comes new skills. Now that you're 90, you can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time!
• Turning 90? Keep in mind – you're only as old as you remember you are!
• Don't let turning 90 get you down…because it's way too hard to get back up again!
• Just think of 90 as 9 perfect 10s!
• If things really do get better with age, then you're approaching perfection! Happy 90th Birthday!
• Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
• Don't pout because you have 90 candles on your cake. Just be glad you have the strength to blow the damn things out!
• Birthdays are good for your health! Studies have proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Sentimental 90th Birthday Wishes
This is the perfect occasion to let your favorite senior know how much you care about them. Try using one of these sentimental 90th birthday quotes to express your feelings of friendship and love.
• When you look back over 90 years, I hope that your memories are warm ones. When you celebrate today, I hope that your heart is filled with love and joy. When you look forward to the future, I hope that all your dreams and wishes come true.
• I hope your 90th birthday is just as special as you are.
• Congratulations on your 90th birthday! You are truly an inspiration, and I feel so blessed to have you in my life.
• May you have a happy and healthy 90th birthday! I hope you enjoy many more beautiful days ahead of you.
• I'm so lucky to have someone as special as you in my life. On your 90th birthday, I hope that you are blessed with love, health and happiness.
• Happy 90th Birthday! It's wonderful being able to share such a special birthday with someone like you. You have a heart of gold, and are so warm, loving and kind to everyone you know. I'm so glad that we have such precious memories to share.
• You've gathered 90 years of amazing memories. I hope your birthday is a day full of new fun and surprises.
• Count your days by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Wishing you a joy-filled 90th birthday!
• I hope your 90th birthday is full of sunshine and rainbows, love and laughter. You deserve the best day ever!
90th Birthday Wishes for Mom
Looking for just the right Happy 90th birthday message for Mom? She'll love one of these sweet quotes!
• Your 90th birthday is a milestone that makes me realize that my love and respect for you grow stronger each day. Happy birthday to the best Mom ever!
• Sending you a 90th birthday wish that's wrapped up with all my love!
• Mom, Happy 90th Birthday! I hope your birthday is as bright as your smile, as sweet as your love, as fun as your spirit, and as wonderful as you are. Thanks so much for always being there for me.
• We have the perfect mother and daughter relationship. You're my mother, and I'm perfect. Hope your 90th birthday is filed with laughter and love!
• Happy 90th birthday to my amazing Mom! You're not only my mother, but you're my best friend. There is no one in the world that could ever take your place, and you mean more to me than you will ever know.
• I hope that the suns shines as brightly on your birthday as your love has always shone on me. Happy 90th birthday to the most loving mom ever!
• On your 90th birthday, I hope that you enjoy all the beauty and love that surrounds love. Thank you for being such a special part of my life.
• Thank you for being my heart's first home. I wish you the most amazing 90th birthday ever!
• You are more than just a mother to me…You are my guidance, my strength, my teacher and my best friend. Thank you for giving me all the best in my life! Happy 90th Birthday, Mom!
• Of all the moms in the world, I'm so grateful that I got you. I hope your 80th birthday is unforgettable!
• Happy 90th birthday, Mom! Now that I'm older, I want to thank you for never leaving me in a shopping cart and running away. That must have been tempting.
90th Birthday Wishes for Dad
Send Dad one of these cheerful 90th birthday greetings.
• Dear Dad, It's like you just turned 18. 72 years ago, that is. Happy 90th birthday!
• Happy 90th birthday to the greatest man in the world: my friend, my protector, my father.
• God must have sent you into my life so that I would always have love in my heart. I wish you the most amazing 90th birthday ever, Dad!
• Happy 90th Birthday, Dad! I wish you a fabulous birthday, because you are a fabulous Dad. Enjoy your special day!
• I'm thinking of you and all the wonderful times we've shared. Thank you for so many amazing memories and experiences! Happy 90th Birthday, Dad!
• As each year passes, I realize just how luck I am to have such a wonderful father like you. You will always hold a special place in my heart. I hope your 90th birthday is just as wonderful as you are!
• Having a Dad like you has made my life so much happier and more complete. I've learned so much from you, and I treasure every moment and lesson. On your 90th birthday, I want to thank you for all that you've done for me. I love you, Dad
• Superheroes are one in a million. An amazing Dad like you is one in a lifetime. Thanks for everything! Happy 90th birthday, Dad!
• Before you blow out the candles on your 90th birthday cake, I hope you'll take a moment to remember what a wonderful father and friend you are. I'm so blessed to have you in my life.
• No gift can ever match the love and affection you've given me all the years of my life. Have a fabulous 90th birthday, Dad!
• Dear Dad, Thank you for sharing your wisdom. Thank you for believing in me and always being there when I need it most. I hope you have the most joyous 90th birthday ever!
90th Birthday Wishes for Grandma
Looking for cute quotes for Grandma's 90th birthday? Here are some wonderful ideas:
• Happy 90th Birthday, Grandma! You make the world a better place to live in – a place full of happiness and joy simply be spreading your immense love and care. Thanks for everything!
• Thinking loving thoughts of you, Grandma – and wishing you a 90th birthday that's as special as you are!
• On your birthday, I'd like to say how much I appreciate all the little things you've done for me that have always made such a difference in my life. Wishing you a happy 90th birthday!
• Happy 90th birthday to the world's best Grandma!
• God has truly blessed our family with you, Grandma. I hope all your birthday wishes come true!
90th Birthday Wishes for Grandpa
• You are the coolest Grandpa in town. Happy 90th Birthday! Love from your favorite grandchild,
• Grandpa, I hope your 90th birthday is filled with love, joy, fun and laughter. I am so thankful to have you as my grandfather!
• All the wonderful times I've spent with you will be sweet memories for the rest of my life. You are such an inspiration to me!
• The best Grandpa in the world deserves a special greeting from his favorite grandchild. Happy 90th birthday, Grandpa!
• You've brought so much joy and happiness to my life. I love you, Grandpa – Happy 90th birthday!
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Have you been searching for a unique way to wish someone a happy birthday? Well, you aren’t alone. After all, who doesn’t want to show their love with that perfect birthday wish! Everyone is looking for a unique way to say happy birthday.
This is why we’ve collected together 50 different ways to say happy birthday. Plus, we have something extra for you below, so read on.
How to Say Happy Birthday 50 Different Ways
You sustained one more year. Congrats!
I wish you a happier birthday than anyone else has wished you.
Didn’t we just celebrate this like a year ago?
You sustained one more year. Congrats!
Don’t count the candles, enjoy your day.
Happy you day.
Age is just a number.
I’m glad you were born.
I’m thinking of you on your birthday.
Another year, another 365 trips around the sun. May your next 365 trips be your best yet.
Time for your birthday tickles!
Happiest birthday to the happiest person I know.
May all your wishes come true.
Happy oldest-you-have-ever-been and youngest-you-will-ever-be-again day
Happy older you day.
Many happy returns of the day.
Many more happy returns.
To good health and happiness, happy birthday.
Have a good one.
May the best of your birthdays be today, and today be the least of those yet to come.
Happy level up day.
Happy anniversary of the day you were brought from the warm comfort of your mother’s womb into this world.
I congratulate you on surviving another year.
Haha, you’re older than me. Happy birthday.
Congratulations on another spin around the sun.
age=age+1
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
Have a smashing birthday.
Happy birthday and happy every day, you are loved.
¡ʎɐpɥʇɹıq ʎddɐɥ
Have an ecstatically happy birthday.
Love, happiness, and a day full of joy for you.
Happy anni-birth-ery!
It’s your day.
It’s your special day.
You’re how old now!? Whoa.
It’s your birthday, time to celebrate.
Have a birthday.
Of all the people I know, you are the one whose birthday is today.
It’s your birthday, yet you are a gift to the world.
Happy birthday, champ.
Cut the cake, pour the champagne, and let the good times flow.
Here’s to aging and wrinkles.
Another birthday?
HBD
I wish you have the nicest birthday ever!
Have a fabulous birthday.
Wishing you many more candles to blow.
A day just for you.
How to Say "Happy Birthday" in Different Languages
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag – German.
Bon Anniversaire – French.
Buon Compleanno – Italian.
Charoúmena Genéthlia – Greek.
Eyd Mawlid Saeid – Arabic.
Feliz Aniversario – Portugese.
Feliz Cumpleaños – Spanish.
Furaha ya Kuzaliwa – Swahili.
Gefeliciteerd Met Je Verjaardag – Dutch.
Gratulerer Med Dagen – Norwegian.
Hauʻoli lā hānau – Hawaiian.
La Multi Ani – Romanian.
Maligayang Kaarawan – Filipino.
Otanjoubi Omedetou – Japanese.
Saeng-il Chugha – Korean.
Selamat Hari Lahir – Malaysian.
Selamat Ulang Tahun – Indonesian.
Sheng Ri Kuai Le – Chinese.
Veels Geluk Met Jou Verjaarsdag – Afrikaans.
Say Happy Birthday in a Video Gift
The best way to say happy birthday is from the heart. And the best kind of birthday gift comes from the heart. So tell someone happy birthday with a VidDay video gift.
A friend is someone who is endeared to you. In fact, "there’s a friend that sticks closer than a brother." One of the best times to let your friends know how much they mean to you is during their birthdays. You may not have money or other luxurious gifts to give them on that day, but a well crafted birthday wish can be valued more than money and the most precious material gift you can think of.
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And, your birthday wishes to a friend can be appreciated even more when you integrate lively humor to put a smile on your friend’s face. This is why we’ve created this database of hilarious greetings for your pals, so that you will never get stuck when it comes to funny messages to send to a friend on his or her special day.
Happy Birthday, you son of a really nice lady who deserves respect!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends
• Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend in deed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?
• Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way to live a long life!
• Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.
• Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.
• My dear girlfriend, how old are you today? Never mind, I already know the answer as always, +1. Best wishes on your birthday.
• They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. Happy birthday, dear friend.
• There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
• Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.
If you find your new age hard to swallow, just add some… Tequila!• Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver!! May we have many more good times and unforgettable adventures together.
• A great friend is like your favorite pair of underwear. They’re comfortable, you’ve had them for a few years, and they make you feel confident.
• Happy Birthday, my dear friend. I hope you don’t mind that I invited Sir Robert Mondavi and Sir Yellowtail over for dinner tonight.
• Cheers to you on your special day! I hope your day is as memorable as the day you were born.
• Happy Birthday to my dear friend. I hope when we’re old and our future children put us in a home, we’ll be roommates or at least across the hall from each other. Our coffee & gossip dates will continue on!
• You’re inching closer to that 50—Shades of Grey, my friend. I hope you remember when you were 13 Going on 30. It wasn’t like you were a 40 Year Old Virgin or anything. Enjoy your special day. Celebrate like it it’s Independence Day but I hope you don’t suffer from The Hangover tomorrow. Happy Birthday.
• Happy Birthday to someone that is still my friend even though she knows how many bodies are buried under the house and how many skeletons are in my closet. I find you one disturbed woman. Happy Birthday, my dearest and weirdest friend!
Happy Birthday. May you live long and prosper!• Happy Birthday. I am finding it impossible to convey into words what your friendship means to me. I am either linguistically challenged or else our friendship is just that extraordinary there are no words. I hope you have an incredible day!
• Happy Birthday, ya filthy animal… & a happy new year too!
• Let it go! Let it go! Age can’t hold you back from having fun… Happy Birthday. Just remember wine tastes better the older it gets.
This can’t be the actual birthday gift!• If you were a Wonka bar, you would definitely be wrapped in the golden ticket. Happy Birthday, my fabulous friend.
• If you were cast on a reality tv show it would most definitely be the Real Housewives of Glowing and Youthful. I hope you have a great day and get to spend it with family and friends. Happy Birthday, beautiful lady.
• Happy Birthday to someone else who grew up back in the day when we only knew the # sign as a ‘number’ sign and not as a ‘hashtag’ sign. What does hashtag even mean anyway?? We’re getting old! #itsyourbirthday #youareawesome #haveagreatday #Idontgetit #gettingold
• Jeepers. Creepers. You are getting old! I think you’re almost old enough to be accepted into one of those assisted living facilities. I hear those places always have free coffee. Did you want me to pick you up an application–just think of the people watching we could do!
• What are all those flashing lights outside? That’s only the fire department. After word got out about how many candles you were having on your cake this year they weren’t taking any chances. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday from one old hag to another! I hope your day is full of fun and you’re surrounded by family and friends.
• My name is Inigo Montoya… you’ve killed my father… allow me to sing to you before I must kill you. Happy Birthday, good sir.
• I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you….I will look for you. I will find you. I will wish you a happy birthday and that will be the end of it.
Oh my dog, it’s your bday!
Happy Birthday. Love & Hugs!
• Hakuna Matata! I hope you enjoy your special day! Happy Birthday to you and what a wonderful day. To have no worries and brush your cares away. Hakuna Matata!
• I have one important piece of advice to give you on your special day. Being a year older now the one piece of advice I feel obligated to give you…don’t EVER pass a bathroom without making a pitstop. Happy Birthday.
• Friend, is your old age getting to you now? Well if it will make you feel any better just know that it won’t last that long. You can’t be old forever! Get out and enjoy your day. Happy Birthday!
• So I picked you up a bunch of real estate brochures for Florida. They say once you get to be your age…you get the itch to start heading south. Happy Birthday to someone who will let me sleep on their couch when they become snowbirds!
Happy Birthday!…But take it easy on birthdays. Scientists agree that…too many of them might kill you.• Age is a number, but life is your calculator.
• A happy birthday to a person who in dog years would already be dead.
• A lighter? We’re going to need a flamethrower to light up your candles. Many happy returns!
• The Best Birthday greeting for you… sorry but that was all I could afford :).
Happy Birthday. Enjoy, have fun. It’s your special day!
Funny Birthday Wishes for your Best Friend
• They say you are who you surround yourself with and I guess that makes me an incredibly intelligent beautiful human being because that’s what you are my best friend. Happy Birthday to you and I hope your day is as wonderful as you are!
• Lucy and Ethel. Bonnie and Clyde. Sonny and Cher. Ernie and Bert. Batman and Robin. Tom and Jerry. Thelma and Louise. Han Solo and Chewbacca. Simon and Garfunkel. Peanut butter and Jelly. You and me! Happy Birthday to my favorite sidekick and best friend.
• I know if anyone heard us talking they would probably think we had escaped from a mental institution. Happy Birthday to my best friend! I hope we have many more years of crazy wild adventures together!
• Can I come over to go shopping in your closet? They say ‘vintage’ is trending this year. Happy Birthday, my fashionable old friend.
• Today is someone special’s birthday. Someone who is as selfless and compassionate as they are beautiful and bubbly. Someone who lights up a room with a 400 Watt smile. Someone with grace and poise and has a wicked sweet tooth. Could that someone be you?! Happy Birthday to my very best friend.
• Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You smell like a pig and you live like one too! I love you and I hope you have the best birthday yet! I’m so glad we’re best friends! Oink! Oink!
• Nobody knows where the years have gone, it seems like it’s only been a short time. How have you not aged a day when the years have left me all gray? It’s your party, I’ll cry if I want to. Cry if I want to. You would cry to if gray happened to you! Happy Birthday, my beautiful friend! May the years continue to be kind!
• Happy Birthday, bestie! Always remember that I appreciate you—-almost as much as Kim Kardashian appreciates herself! Have a great day!
Happy Birthday my Dear Friend• Happy Birthday to my best friend! Please keep in mind that I only surround myself with people that I find awesome. I hope you have a great birthday.
• Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard! I bet your house is filled with many leatherbound books… and stinks of rich mahogany!!!
• I would volunteer as a tribute like Katniss in the Hunger Games if it meant I was saving your life… AND starring alongside Josh Hutcherson. Happy Birthday! May the odds forever be in your favor.
• Ferris Bueller was right. "Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile you could miss it." Happy Birthday. Don’t forget to stop and look around at all the wonderful things and people that surround you.
• Happy Birthday! I hope this birthday is your greatest birthday yet! I want you to know how much I treasure our friendship. "There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you cause you’ve got a friend in me."-Toy Story
• I invited Christian Grey to your birthday party… but since he didn’t RSVP I will have to dole out the birthday spankings myself!! What are we up to this year?? Happy Birthday–now bend over!
Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around.• Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!! I hope your day is as fantastic as you are.
• I really find it sad that the older we get, we have more candles than cake!! How is that fair? I think to compensate we have 2 pieces instead of 1. Sound good?? Happy Birthday! Now blow out the candles before the fire alarm goes off!
• So because you are my best friend I feel it is only right to tell you the truth. YOU. ARE. OLD. Get over it already. Happy Birthday! Let’s get to the good stuff—cake & wine!
Happy Birthday to someone else who remembers the sound of the computer connecting to the AOL phone line….and remembers the sound of the VCR rewinding the VHS tape and the feeling of pure happiness when it would finally ‘click’ and be at the beginning again. I love you, best friend! I hope your birthday is heavy–and no I don’t mean the earth’s gravitational pull.• Happy Birthday to someone else who remembers the sound of the computer connecting to the AOL phone line… and remembers the sound of the VCR rewinding the VHS tape and the feeling of pure happiness when it would finally ‘click’ and be at the beginning again. I love you, best friend! I hope your birthday is heavy–and no I don’t mean the earth’s gravitational pull.
• Happy Birthday! Did you want to go tour the old folks home and pick up an application? I hear BINGO is on Tuesdays and wheelchair races are Saturday at 2pm.
• I don’t think life is like a box of chocolates. I think life is like an Almond Joy. You bite into it and get a mouthful of flakes and then you have to eat thru the flakes to find those 2 perfect and delicious nuts. You and I are the nuts!! Happy Birthday from one nut to another.
• Leaving Las Vegas and the Casino to head towards Philadelphia has me feeling like I’m in The Matrix. I had Great Expectations that this wouldn’t be As Good As It Gets and making a U Turn to go board the new Titanic to head towards Notting Hill would the absolute Full Monty and wouldn’t be the Misery you thought it would be. I was imagining more Thelma & Louise than being a couple of boring Sleepers. Well I am going to use my Basic Instinct and head off to my Junior suite on the grand ship. Don’t forget…You’ve Got Mail coming–I sent it yesterday from when I was suffering from the Heat and Sleepless in Seattle! Happy Birthday to my fellow 90s movie loving friend!
The sound of happiness, now in birtHDay mode.• Happy Happy Birthday! I hope you celebrate your day! Happy Happy Birthday! I hope you drink and dance and play! Happy Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoy your special day!
• If you were milk or cheese I would definitely have to throw you out but since I don’t see an expiration sticker on you and you don’t seem to smell…I’ll just assume you’re alright. Happy Birthday, my old but well-preserved best friend!
• It’s a well known fact that cake and ice cream are 100% fat free, calorie free, sugar free, GMO free, gluten free, and contains no high fructose corn syrup… on your birthday. Happy Birthday, my sweet friend!
• They say age is just a number…..but personally I think that’s a load of crap. With age comes saggy skin, wrinkles, and thin hair. Don’t worry though, you’re a few years away from all that. Happy Birthday, my friend!
• I bought you an iron for your birthday. I know they say as you get older you start getting a few creases…I wanted to make sure you were prepared. I know. I know. I am a very thoughtful friend. Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday to a fellow wine connoisseur• Happy Birthday to someone whose friendship I value almost as much as a glass of merlot! I hope you have a wonderful day, my fellow wine-oisseur.
• Blow out your candles and make a big wish! Let’s cut this cake and enjoy this dish! I hope you have a great birthday and get to eat all the cake and ice cream you want. Thank you for your friendship.
• I hope you enjoy your birthday as much as my dog enjoys chasing his own tail! (..and that’s a heck of a lot!) Happy Birthday, best friend.
• Happy Anniversary of your 29th Birthday! How many years have we been celebrating this birthday now?? Happy Birthday to my very best friend. I cherish our friendship… even if you are staying the same age and not getting any older!
• Here’s to another year of laughing until we pee, crying until we have snot dripping from our nose, and talking until our voice goes hoarse! Happy Birthday, my best friend! Cheers to another year older!
Happy Birthday.• Happy birthday, my bosom friend. I long for you every day as I would long for food. Please, are you available for my next meal?
• My sweet girl, I thought of the best gift for you on this special day and only one thing could cross my mind – to paste 25 hot kisses on your tender cheeks. But, that’s only if your cheeks won’t be on flames! Happy birthday to my special girl.
• Dear sweet friend, my special wish on your birthday is that you will live long. Well, that may also mean having long wrinkles on your face. How about that?
• Sweetheart, the older you are, the wiser you become. How about expediting your age, so that you can become the wisest person on earth? Best wishes on your birthday.
• My dear, as you celebrate your birthday today, forget the ugly past because it is past, and focus on the present since it’s here with you. So, don’t expect any other ‘present’, it’s already here with you! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
• My darling friend, I don’t want to give you a flower as a birthday gift because it will wither. There’s a special gift from me that will surely not wither – my undying love for you! Sweet wishes on your birthday.
• Dear, do you want a GETAWAY birthday gift? Oh, I’m not asking you to GET Away from me, you will remain my dearest friend forever! I only mean a time alone with you, away from everyone else. Happy birthday, dearest friend.
Blow me!• I started rhyming the alphabets I wrote down this morning and discovered that I missed ‘U’. Then, I suddenly realized it wasn’t the letter U that I missed, but YOU, my darling friend. Happy birthday!
• Sweet friend, the older you become, the wiser you get. How about getting older by the day, so that you will become wiser by the day? Have a swell time on your birthday, my dearest friend.
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Funny Birthday Messages for Guys
• Dude, today I pronounce you guilty of becoming a year older! You’re hereby sentenced to a life devoid of your youth!
• Dang! Life isn’t fair! You are not as wealthy as you thought you’d be by this age, and on top of that you’re old!
• May God give you the appetite to enjoy your Big Day to the max despite the fact that you are older and wrinklier today than you were yesterday.
• On your birthday, my new nickname for you is "Methuselah". I guess you never thought that someday you’d become an old fart?! Happy birthday!
• You might be tempted to feel sad about the fact that you have become older today, but you should take comfort in the fact that you are still blessed with hair on your head. There are many out there who can’t boast of this. Happy birthday.
• As you age, your heart is probably screaming, "Why God? Oh God, why?!" But buddy, there is no point screaming. You’re old, and that’s a fact! Happy birthday!
Happy Unspecified Birthday!• We weren’t friends until you gave me the Wi-fi password. I guess we must be best friends now because now when I come over it connects instantly. Happy birthday, cyber partner.
• When life gets crazy, you need to have someone to lean on, laugh with, and do stupid stuff with- I’m glad I found you so I can do all those things. You’re the best! A year older but still the best.
• When people tell me I need a therapist, I just tell them I already have a best friend. Who else do I need?
• When the babes run out, I’ll still be there for ya, bro! Best wishes!
• Best friendships are weird and awesome at the same time: you have many people you’ve met, but then you’re like "I like this one the best". It’s true, I do.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Girls
• Happy birthday to a friend who is lucky to be blessed with the most phenomenal friend in the world! Dang! I envy you!
• You might be a little bit disappointed that you are older today, and rightly so. Becoming an old woman isn’t the easiest of things for a woman. Happy birthday.
• Wishing you a super duper birthday celebration. My advice for you is this: Please be mindful of your dentures as you blow out the forest of candles covering your cake.
• Sweetheart, on your Big Day, I am a little bit worried about how you are going to act your age, considering the fact that you have never been this old before. Happy birthday.
• On your birthday, I hope you get everything that you chase after – including that cute crush of yours. Happy birthday.
• Honey, if your money were to grow as fast your age, then I have no doubts in my mind that by now you’d be competing with Oprah Winfrey for the title of the richest woman in the world! Happy birthday.
• Worried about getting older today? Worry no more. Just think of it this way: You are increasing in value not getting older.
• God is capable of doing the impossible, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that He will give you a body as slim as that of a Victoria’s Secret model and make the bodies of your enemies as fat as cows. Happy birthday.
Funny Birthday Quotes to an Older Friend
• Happy 60th birthday to you. I know the secret to retaining your glory as you age – don’t pick out your grey-hair, it’s a crown of glory!
• Happy 50th birthday, my senior friend. I hope you’re counting your blessings, not your wrinkles.
Happy birthday from your much younger friend.
• I wish you long life on earth, and that means not intercepting your age in any way, including using anti-aging and anti-wrinkle creams.
• My elderly friend, don’t worry about those wrinkles, they help to make your eyes twinkle!
• A faster way to enjoy the privileges of a senior citizen is to age faster. Happy birthday, senior friend.
• If aging were a criminal offense, then you’d be one of the most dangerous criminals in the world. Happy birthday.
• Whenever life knocks you down, may you have the strength to pick yourself up and tell life the words: "You hit like a b
". Happy birthday.• Happy birthday, my beloved friend. May you achieve prosperity and fame without needing to work very hard.
• I can’t believe you are celebrating your birthday again! Wasn’t it just yesterday when you celebrated your birthday? Are you really sure you are not a descendant of Methuselah?
Age is not important unless you are a fine cheese! Happy Birthday.• At this age, you are a fully fledged old woman/man – there’s absolutely no two ways about that! Happy birthday, and I hope you enjoy every moment of old age.
• On your birthday, my prayer for you is that your wallet never be like an onion so that you don’t cry when you open it. Have a wonderful life, my dearest friend.
• Happy birthday, dear. The trouble with old age is that when you get down it can be pretty difficult getting back up. Dear friend, at this age, I hope you never get down. Happy birthday.
• Relax, dear friend. No one said that, just because you are older today, you are an old fossil. Have a blast! It’s your special day!
• Old age is all one big joke until it hits you squarely in the face. Happy birthday.
Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend’s 30th Birthday
• Remember when you were kid and you thought someone turning 30 was so old? Well, now is your turn. Some kid somewhere sees Methuselah in you! Happy 30th!
• Happy birthday, my dearest friend. Please be informed that effective today, your 20s are gone forever. Happy 30th birthday.
• Happy 30th birthday, dear friend. May your accomplishments be bigger than Donald Trump’s ego!
• At your age Mark Zuckerberg was raking in billions of dollars. I hope you aren’t feeling bad about yourself if you aren’t raking billions. Think of it this way: At least you are raking old age, which is better than raking nothing at all. Happy 30th!
• Kiss your 20s goodbye and embrace your 30s. Now that you are thirty, I guess you must be really thirsty. Let’s go quench your thirst in a bar.
• Abracadabra! Nope, it didn’t work! You’re still old. Enjoy your 30th birthday!
Happy Birthday! The trailer load of candles is arriving soon.
Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend’s 40th Birthday
• I can’t believe you are 40 already! I swear if old age had a face, I would punch it so hard for doing this to you. Happy birthday though!
• Happy 40th birthday! I can bet my bottom dollar that you never in your wildest dreams believed that you’d turn 40 so quickly.
• Don’t worry about getting older today. Look at the brighter side of life and take comfort in the fact that you are one of the youngest 40-year-olds in the world. Enjoy your 40s.
• They say you never grow up to your parents. However, at this age, I guess even your parents feel you are one heck of a grown ass man/woman! Happy 40s.
• Happy 40th birthday, friend. I hope you’re not planning to blow off candles today, or we will need a trailer load of candles to represent your age.
• Happy birthday to my wonderful friend who is 40 years young today. Being 20 with 20 years of experience under your belt is nothing short of awesome!
• Today, it is with much regret that I inform you that that your thirties have just expired. Try to enjoy you 40s as much as possible. Happy birthday.
• It is your natural right to grow. It’s good to see you making use of this right to the fullest! Happy 40th birthday, my friend.
• Wishing a super duper birthday to the coolest 40-year-old fart that I know. Don’t worry about turning 40, because in the world of Celsius you are just only 18. Enjoy your day.
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