Birthdays are joyful occasions! They mark dates in which special people came into this world. The best people that one can be associated with are the ones who appreciate funny things in life. Being able to laugh about situations, even the fact that one is getting older, is a good thing! It is the sign of someone who knows how to handle different occurrences and has a great sense of humor! Of course, teasing should always be handled with care, because you wouldn’t like to hurt anyone’s feelings, let alone on their birthday…
To celebrate the special people you associate with who know not to take life too seriously, one must send them messages that are funny. Located here are messages you can send to friends, women, and men that are humorous and commemorate their special days in the light-hearted ways that suit their personalities.
• Funny Birthday Messages for Friends
• Funny Birthday Messages for a Woman
• Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for a Man
• Q&A Birthday Jokes
• You Know You’re Old when…
• Hilarious Birthday Messages for all
Funny Birthday Messages for Friends
• When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred!
• Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!
• Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!
• Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!
• Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!
• If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!
• Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!
• Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!
• Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!
• Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!
• On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!
• Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!
• Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!
• Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!
• As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’!
• Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!
• Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!
• Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!
• Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!
• Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!
• Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!
• Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends’, too.
• I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am.
• Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!
• We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still two girls who are better together than apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.
• Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead in doggy years. I’m so glad we met when we’re kids. Happy birthday, bestie.
Funny Birthday Messages for a Woman
• May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady!
• Cheers to a woman who has been thirty… fifty times!
• Happy Birthday to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge!
• When you were born, the sun shone… for the very first time!
• Happy Birthday to the woman who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that!
• I love you, girl, and I’m wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you.
• Happy Birthday to a friend that has no secrets from me but always fills in her ‘birth date’ field alone.
• Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!
• Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to the question and watch out what you are going to say about this glorious woman’s birthday!
• Girl, you look amazingly young for your age, but remember we went to school together. Best wishes!
• Cheers to a woman who has dyed her hair so many times, she doesn’t remember what its original color is!
• Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!
• There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age!
• Today, girl, there are things to marvel at! Like the length of time that you have been here!
• You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we’re not as old as you!
• Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around, forever! (That’s because you have!)
• Looking at you, woman, reminds me of a simpler time. Like, before there was electricity!
• Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Best wishes!
Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for a Man
• Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your birthday, anyway!
• Here is to another year of a receding hairline and holding in that gut!
• Since the dawn of time, you have been here! Today, is no different!
• Your beard may be gray, your wrinkles may be deep, but hey, at least there is cake!
• A man like you deserves to have fond memories of his childhood, recalled to him. Unfortunately, there are no more dinosaurs!
• Happy Birthday to a man who has witnessed great things! Invention of the wheel, the first cave drawing…
• Today, you have officially gotten past things! Like youth and hair that isn’t gray! Happy Birthday, man!
• Today, reflect on the fact that you have been here from the beginning! I mean, the very beginning! Happy Birthday, man!
• On this day, some people will tell you that you are still a young man. Those people are liars!
• Man, you are like a tree in the woods! Old and still managing to stay grounded!
• Today is a day to ask important questions! Like, ‘who is your dentist’ and ‘do you get your beard dyed’?
• Cheers to a man who thinks he is still thinks he is young, but isn’t! You have really embraced delusion!
• As your birthday approaches, you might dread becoming an old man. Don’t worry about that! You already are!
• Today, you have really achieved something! How does it feel to be the oldest man alive?
• If someone doesn’t acknowledge your age, then that person is not really looking at you! Happy Birthday, man!
• Someday, you will tell me how you survived the dinosaurs! Happy Birthday, man!
Q&A Birthday Jokes
Q: Do you by any chance know what constantly goes up, but never ever comes down?
A: Your ever-growing age!
Q: What does the average cat love to eat at her birthday party?
A: Mice cream.
Q: What do Jesus Christ and Abraham Lincoln both have in common?
A: They were both born on public holidays.
Q: What do people who have the most birthdays have in common?
A: Old age.
Q: Why did couples have problems with each other before the 2000s?
Q: What do chickens love to eat at their birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!
Q: Where can you find the best birthday present for your cat?
A: Inside a cat-alogue!
Q: What type of cake was served at the birthday party of Penny from the Big Bang Theory?
A: Cheese cake.
Q: What gift do you always receive on your birthday?
A: A brand new age.
You Know You’re Old when…
• You know you’re old when… the numerous candles on your birthday cake not only become more expensive than your cake itself, but also negatively impact the environment.
• You know you’re old when… kids feel safe to tell you their secrets because they know you will end up forgetting them.
• You know you’re old when… a teenager refers to you as a middle-aged man/woman.
• You know you’re old when… your mates start having children on purpose and not accidentally.
• You know you’re old when… people assume the first pet you ever owned was a dinosaur.
You know you’re old when people assume the first pet you ever owned was a dinosaur. Happy Birthday.• You know you’re old when… your favorite songs are now elevator music.
• You know you’re old when… you see a smoking hot girl in bikini and the first thought that crosses your mind is, “I hope she’s wearing sun block”.
• You know you’re old when… all your favorite sportsmen and women have retired.
• You know you’re old when… it takes forever to scroll down to choose your year of birth on a website.
• You know you’re old when… the candles on your cake create a bonfire.
• You know you’re old when… your mates start running for president and other public offices.
• You know you’re old when… the once adorable Karate Kid is now an old man.
• You know you’re old when… you start feeling sleepy at the same time you used to go out at night to have fun.
• You know you’re old when… your fridge consists of more food than beer.
• You know you’re old when… teenagers start mistaking you for the legendary Keith Richards.
• You know you’re old when… that adorable kid you used to baby sit is no longer a kid.
• You know you’re old when… a Donna Summer song brings back a lot of memories.
• You know you’re old when… prefer eating in than eating out.
• You know you’re old when… you fall down and die when someone tells you to act your age.
• You know you’re old when… you feel there’s nothing left in life to learn.
• You know you’re old when… in your childhood, Blackberry and Apple were nothing more than fruits.
• You know you’re old when… you start worrying about how you’ll pay your mortgage.
• You know you’re old when… acne problems are a thing of the past.
• You know you’re old when… birthdays remind you something to be forgotten.
• You know you’re old when… you lie about your age or are tempted to do so.
• You know you’re old when… your patronage of condoms begins to drastically decline.
• You know you’re old when… you start finding teenagers’ birthday parties annoying and repulsive.
• You know you’re old when… your loved ones keep telling you how young you look.
• You know you’re old when… hostage takers are not interested in taking you hostage.
• You know you’re old when… your friends pay firefighters to be on standby for your birthday bash because they are afraid your birthday candles might cause a disaster.
• You know you’re old when… you search everywhere for your reading glasses when it is on your head.
• You know you’re old when… if you have ever attended a Beatles concert.
• You know you’re old when… marketers start targeting you with anti-aging wrinkle creams.
• You know you’re old when… you can date someone half your age without breaking any man-made laws.
• You know you’re old when… your neighbors don’t even know it when you organize a party.
• You know you’re old when… your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them or have died.
• You know you’re old when… you finally know where your prostate is located.
• You know you’re old when… you once used telegraphs to send messages to your loved ones in faraway places.
Hilarious Birthday Messages for all
• Many happy returns! I believe you are officially able to be appraised on Antique Roadshow!
• Happy Birthday to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as I’ll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.
• Your birthday only comes once a year but the wrinkles it brings will last a lifetime.
• If you were a dog…you’d be 7 times older than you are now! Think about it. Happy Birthday, Old Yeller!
• That’s your birthday cake?! I thought we were having a bonfire in the middle of your dining room. Happy Birthday… should I call and cancel the fire department then?
• Happy Birthday from one of the most spectacular, sensational, wisest people you know. You are one-in-a-million.
• My best wishes! I hope your husband treats you to a night out on the town–so you can enjoy having the house to yourself!
• Happy Birthday to someone who knows everything there is about me and STILL enjoys being my friend. I hope we have many more years of wild and crazy adventures together.
• Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick butt though, wouldn’t it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day.
• Wishing you the best! I would say you don’t look another year older, but if I tell one lie now, it might make anything else I say later on unbelievable. You look pretty good for your age!
• If you were a grape, I would stomp on you and make you into a delicious vintage wine. Happy Birthday, Friend!
• The best part of birthday is the birthday cake. Wishing you the best. Where’s the cake?
• Happy Birthday to a friend who I wouldn’t trade for all the Nutella in the world.
• I couldn’t fit Channing Tatum in the box but I hope this gift will do. Happy Birthday to the future Mrs. Channing Tatum.
• So I was watching Jurassic Park and I remembered it was your birthday. Happy Birthday, you old dinosaur!
• I was watching Grumpier Old Men and I remembered it was your birthday. I hope we get put in the same room at our future nursing home. We would make some kick butt BINGO partners! We would clean up!
• I have a particular set of skills. Skills that I have learned over a lengthy friendship with you. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me a piece of cake, I will leave. If you don’t, I will find your cake and I will blow out your candles.
• I’ll tell you a secret. I do believe it’s somebody’s birthday and just in case that person is you, Happy Birthday.
• Happy Birthday to someone who remembers how to do the ‘Macarena’.
• Stop crying. This is supposed to be a joyous occasion where we fill up on divine birthday cake and drink good cheer. Celebrate in merriment the day of your birth into this lustrous world. Forget the wrinkles, sore joints, forgetfulness, and gray hair. Happiest of Happy Birthday to you, dear friend!
• If someone asks if you’re a God, you say ‘YES!’ . If you don’t Mr. Stay Puft will wreck havoc on our town. That was life lesson #1, right? Happy Birthday to a friend who is fluent in movie quotes just like me.
• Happy Birthday to someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait…I meant FROM someone.
• Best wishes. You’re not THAT old. You’re just getting up there. In the words of Elsa, “Let it go! Let it go!”
• Your 21st Birthday party was SO successful you decided to celebrate it for more than 20 years in a row!
• I was thinking about it and I think if someone was to make a movie about your life, Linda Blair would be perfect to play you.
• You know that old sang the older you are the wiser you are? I used to think it was true but then I met you! Just kidding, friend. Happy Birthday to you.
• I was at the antique store downtown and I ran across one of the toys from your childhood that you always talk about. Happy Birthday and Congratulations to someone who is old enough to have their childhood toys listed in the latest edition of the Kovel’s Antique Guide! Well done!
• When you get to be your age you really should just throw caution to the wind and go “Why the hell not?!”. You are only young once! Go skydiving! Go skinny dipping in Tahiti! Go for a leisurely stroll up Mt. Everest.
• Of all the people celebrating their birthday today, you are the least likely to be called “young” by a door-to-door salesman. Enjoy your day!
• Just to let you know that getting older doesn’t necessarily mean you have to grow up. You can always be a ‘Toys R’ Us’ kid who wears scrunchy socks, jelly shoes, and drives a Big Wheel.
• Happy Birthday to someone I am proud to say will ALWAYS be older than me. I love having you as my friend, even if it is only to make myself feel better about my age.
• I know you’re not thirty, flirty, and thriving but hey you’re still driving! You’re not in too bad of shape.
Is your girlfriend’s birthday around the corner? It is a perfect opportunity to show her how much you love and cherish her. While throwing a grand party is an amazing way to express your feelings, a well-written, heartfelt message will be something she can treasure for days to come.
If you are confused about what to write, you don’t have to go far. Check out this comprehensive list of 201 birthday wishes for your girlfriend. We have included romantic, funny, and heart touching wishes to make it easier for you to find the perfect wish that pulls at her heartstrings. If you are in the mood to write a long message, we have those too. Go ahead and find that special message.
Romantic Birthday Wishes For Girlfriend
• Darling, you fill my soul with sunshine; we are two parts of a whole. Happy birthday!
• Five blissful years of togetherness and my love for you has multiplied every year. Happy birthday, my dear!
• I never believed in true love until I met you. The moment I laid my eyes on you, I knew I found my soulmate. Many happy returns of the day, darling!
• When we are together, the world disappears, and I see only your beautiful eyes and enigmatic smile, and hear only your lovely voice. Happy birthday, dear!
• Always together, never apart. You have captured every inch of my heart. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
• My life was black, white, and dull, but your arrival filled it with all colors of the rainbow, making it vibrant and beautiful. Many happy returns of the day, my angel!
• With you, the reality is more beautiful than even the best of dreams! Happy birthday, love of my life.
• I need you more than I need to breathe. You make me complete. Happy birthday, my lifeline!
• Every time you look at me, my heart skips a beat. Wish you a very happy birthday, my sweet angel!
• With you, I am the king of the world. Without you, I am a soulless pauper. Happy birthday, my girl!
• I was only drifting through life until I met you. You taught me how to live life to the fullest. Wish you a happy and sweet birthday, my guardian angel!
• A day in a year can never be enough to celebrate the birth of someone so unique and dear. Happy birthday, my forever!
• With you is my favorite place to be. Every time I close my eyes, it’s you I see. Happy birthday, my beautiful baby!
• Nothing in the world is as sweet as you are, not even your birthday cake! Happy birthday my sweetie pie!
• I may put the whole world at your feet, but I still can’t match up the gift you are to me! Happy birthday, my baby!
• Today is the day when an angel came and filled the world with beauty and love, and nothing was ever the same. Happy birthday, my angel!
• Happy birthday to the person who makes my world go round. Love you, my girl.
• Close your eyes and listen; my heart is singing a birthday song for you, my dear. Happy birthday to the queen of my heart!
• Every time we meet, you take my breath away; use it to blow the candles on your birthday. Many happy returns of the day, babe!
• I wanted to gift you the moon and the stars, but even they cannot match the glorious light that you are. Happy birthday to the light of my life!
• On this day, God gifted the world something so precious and rare that the world couldn’t help but wonder and stare. Happy birthday, dear!
• Falling in love with you was not predictable but inevitable. Happy birthday, beautiful!
• Several lifetimes would not be enough for me to show you what you mean to me. Stay with me forever, and I can try. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
• I forget me when I am with you. Happy birthday, beautiful!
• Your birthday is special to me, even more than my own. On this day, my lifeline was born. Happy birthday, gorgeous!
• Happy birthday, sweetheart. I hope all your wishes are fulfilled because being with you has already fulfilled all of mine.
• When I look at you, I see the other half of my soul reflected in your eyes. Happy birthday, my soulmate!
• The day you were born, the heaven mourned because they lost their most beautiful angel, but the Earth rejoiced because they were blessed by you. Happy birthday my sweet angel!
• Every time you look at me, my heart threatens to burst out of my chest, craving to be with its rightful owner. Happy birthday to the queen of my heart!
• When I am not with you, I feel homesick. My dear, you are my home. Happy birthday, my everything!
• You can blow out your birthday candles, but nothing you do can ever lessen the fire burning in my heart for you. Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
• With you, the most terrible days become beautiful, and all my darkest thoughts disappear. You are a magical fairy, my dear. Happy birthday, girl!
• Meeting you was no accident. My soul called out to yours from across a thousand yards. Happy birthday, my soulmate!
• Close your eyes as you make your birthday wish. I hope you ask for us to be together forever, as I promise you a lifetime of happiness and bliss! Have a wonderful birthday, my girl!
• No other music can make my heart sing the way your voice does. Happy birthday my love!
• I asked the stars to shine brighter on your birthday, but they shied away saying that with your light so bright, you will not be able to see them anyway. Happy birthday to the light of my life!
• I found paradise right here on Earth the day I met you. Happy birthday, my angel!
• The birthday of the most amazing person should be celebrated not only by us but by the whole world! Happy birthday, my love!
• Our love was meant to be. It was God’s whispered wish written by the stars. Happy birthday my soulmate!
• I want us to be together only twice, today and forever. Happy birthday, dear!
• Your love is like a drug; the more I get it, the more I crave it. It is something that I cannot live without. Happy birthday, my love!
• Happy birthday, my love. If a flower bloomed every time your thought crossed my mind, this world would have been a flower garden!
• Your hypnotic eyes leave me so entranced that the whole world might end around us, but I still wouldn’t notice. Happy birthday, angel; you are truly magical!
• If God offers me a choice between a minute with you or a full life without you, I will choose that beautiful minute because, in that one minute, I will feel more bliss and happiness than an entire life without you in it. Happy birthday, my love!
• The sun may rise in the west and set in the east, and the earth may stop spinning, but nothing in this universe can ever change my love for you. Happy birthday, my queen!
• People said I was a player, but in reality, I was a wanderer looking for half of my soul, which I lost a lifetime ago. The day we met, our souls intertwined, and my search was complete. Happy birthday, my better half!
• I will walk through hell and sacrifice all that I have just to see you smile once. I love you. Happy birthday, my darling!
• Your love is an exquisite perfume that fills my life with the fragrance of happiness and contentment. Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
• When all my dreams and wishes come true, of all the people in the world, the one special person I want beside me is you. Happy birthday, my soulmate!
• I used to wonder if love is worth fighting for; then we met, and I realized, for you, I am prepared for war! Happy birthday, my love!
• I want to be close to you forever. Even if I were Superman and you were my kryptonite, I would gladly hug you even if it meant certain death. Happy birthday, my girl!
• Happy birthday, my darling! All the papers in the world are not enough to write our magical adventure, but it can be summarized in one single word: "LOVE."
Funny Birthday Wishes For Girlfriend
• Your choice to be with me proves your impeccable taste in people. Keep up the good work! Happy birthday, my girl.
• You must be a magnet; I keep getting pulled towards you all the time. Happy birthday, beautiful!
• It is impossible for me to ever forget your birthday, honey; I know you will kill me if I do. Just kidding! Happy birthday, my love!
• I was thinking of buying you the most beautiful dress on your birthday, but then, I thought why waste money when you look beautiful wearing anything. Hahaha! Happy birthday, my beauty!
• On this special occasion, please accept my sweet and delightful birthday wishes and kisses. They are free of sugar, cholesterol, or additives, so you don’t have to worry about gaining weight. Happy birthday, my love!
• On this wondrous day, babe, let’s go out for dinner because when you cook, there is a risk of a fire hazard! I am joking; please don’t kill me before I wish you a happy birthday!
• Everyone thinks we are perfect together because they don’t know how crazy you are. Oops, I mean crazily beautiful! Happy birthday, my darling!
• Babe, I think you are a blockbuster movie because I want to watch you on repeat. Happy birthday!
• Every time I walk into the room, it feels like I am in a designer boutique because, darling, you look terrific in any dress. Happy birthday, my fashionista!
• Do you know how lucky you are? You have the best boyfriend in the world! Even if you forget, I will always keep reminding you. Happy birthday, my lucky girl!
• Sweetheart, I know you love diamonds. So, on your birthday, I am giving you 13 diamonds… Just don’t forget to throw away the rest of the playing cards! Ha ha… Happy birthday, my queen!
• Happy birthday, babe. You are one of the best girlfriends I have ever had. Oops! I mean, you are my best girlfriend forever! I love you. Happy birthday, my dear!
• Hey birthday girl, you are my favorite thing in the world, apart from food, of course. Happy birthday, babe!
• I thought I was weird until I met you. Then I knew what weird really is! Happy birthday, my cute weirdo!
• On your birthday, two things I wish for are always to keep you happy and to be Superman. Apparently, the second one is not happening, so I will focus on the first. Happy birthday, my love!
• Hey darling, will you lend me a kiss? I promise to return it with interest and also grant your birthday wish. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
• You must be a blanket; you make me feel warm and cuddly. Happy birthday, my darling!
• Happy birthday, babe! I love you more than anything! Even more than a pizza. But please don’t make me prove it. Love you, darling!
• Can I change your name to "Asthma"? Because you always leave me breathless. Happy birthday, my lifeline!
• You don’t need to hit the gym anymore because you are constantly running through my mind. Happy birthday, my love!
• Research says that kissing burns two calories per minute. Let’s burn your birthday calories together. Happy birthday, babe!
• If I were a magician and you were my assistant, I would never make you disappear because you are too wonderful to be hidden away. Anyway, I would be a crappy magician to pull off this trick. Happy birthday, my beauty!
• Are you math? Because you add meaning to my life and subtract pizza from my plate. Just kidding! Happy birthday, my love.
• Let’s call the fire brigade because, girl, you are on fire today. Happy birthday, babe!
• Thank God I found someone who looks at me like she looks at chocolate cake. Happy birthday, my love!
• By now you must know I love you because you are beautiful… I mean because you have a beautiful heart. Happy birthday, my girl!
• We complement each other perfectly, like Tom and Jerry. They fight a lot but are incomplete without each other. Don’t worry. I don’t want to eat you yet! Happy birthday my cute Jerry!
• Happy birthday to my amazing and funny girlfriend. It’s no surprise we match each other so perfectly!
• I promise to love you forever, even when it’s soccer season. Happy birthday, my princess!
• Before I met you, I used to think of so many things; now, I only think of you. Thank you for affecting my brain. Happy birthday, my darling!
• It is said that you fall in love, but, my darling, you fall everywhere. You love the floor more than me. Don’t worry, my baby; I will always be there to catch you. Happy birthday, my clumsy princess!
• Happy birthday, my girl! My heart beats faster every time you are near. Are you trying to give me a heart attack, my dear?
Heart Touching Birthday Wishes For Girlfriend
• You have the kindest heart and the warmest smile I have ever known. Thank you for always being there for me. Have a wonderful birthday, my love.
• No matter how sad or angry I am, you always manage to make me smile. Happy birthday, my sunshine!
• They say people fall in love, but your love makes me rise to new heights. Happy birthday, my darling!
• When you hold me close, all my worries disappear, and with you by my side, there’s only pure joy, no fear. Happy birthday, my dear!
• Your support, trust, and words of motivation have made me what I am today. I owe you my whole life. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
• Your infinite love for me is the most precious thing in the world. May God shower you with all the things your heart desires. Happy birthday, love!
• The day you entered my life, my whole world became beautiful and peaceful. Happiest birthday, my darling!
• On your birthday, I gift you a lifetime supply of the warmest hugs, beautiful kisses, and a promise always to put you first. Many happy returns of the day, my soulmate!
• My heart does a happy dance every time you are near. Thank you for filling my life with unparalleled joy and love. Happy birthday, dear!
• No one can replace you in my heart because you own it forever. Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
• Today, on your birthday, I make you a promise. Every breath I take, till my last one, my heart will love only you, and I will dedicate my life to fulfill all your wishes. Happy birthday, my darling!
• I am ready to give away an ocean full of my tears, sweat, and blood just to see you smile. Happy birthday, my angel!
• They say you fall in love only once, but I have fallen in love many times, every time, deeper than before and always with you. Happy birthday, love!
• I want to spend every waking moment with you and dream about you when I close my eyes, in this lifetime and all the others; I want you now and forever. Happy birthday, my love!
• I was born for the sole purpose of making you happy. God sent me here to cherish you. Today, on your birthday, allow me to pamper you the way you deserve. Happy birthday, my girl!
• Happy birthday to my biggest supporter, my partner in crime, my soulmate, and the most wonderful person I have ever known. I love you, babe!
• In your arms, I have experienced unparalleled happiness and love, much more than I deserve. Happy Birthday my love.
• I pray to God to give me the strength to fulfill all your wishes and make your birthday a magical one. Many happy returns of the day, my dear.
• Today, on your birthday, I promise you that even when we grow old, our love will forever stay young and beautiful. Happy birthday, my soulmate!
• Happy birthday, my darling. In all your highs and lows, I will always be there by your side, holding your hand. We are connected forever.
• I don’t know what good I did to deserve an amazing person like you, but I know that you deserve all the goodness and happiness in the world. Happy birthday, my angel!
• All my aspirations, dreams, and fantasies start and end with you, my darling. Happy birthday, my life!
• All the flowers on the earth cannot compete with your beauty and grace. Happy birthday, beautiful!
• I may not be your first kiss, first love, first date, or first wish, but I want to be your last everything. Happy birthday, my girl!
• All the diamonds in the world cannot match up to the brightness of your soul. Happy birthday, my soulmate!
• Every single moment I spend with you is much more valuable than all the wealth in this whole world. Happy birthday, my precious!
• Some things in life are unforgettable. I might forget who I am, but I can never forget the love in your eyes, the sound of your voice, the feel of your lips, the warmth of your embrace, and of course, your birthday too! Happy birthday, my darling!
• On the birthday of a vibrant girl like you, birthday candles will be too dim; you deserve fireworks, my bae! Have a wonderful birthday, my gorgeous girl.
• I love teasing you, and I want to keep irritating and annoying you for the rest of our lives. Happy birthday, dear. I love you.
• Loving you is an honor. But you loving me back is a miracle. Being with you is a dream come true, and I hope all your dreams come true on this special occasion. Happy birthday, beautiful!
Long Birthday Wishes For Girlfriend
115. You are an angel,
Soar high and free,
I will gladly be in the shadows, supporting you silently,
You, my darling, deserve all the fame and glory,
I will be the wind beneath your wings, my lady
And love you unconditionally
Happy birthday, my beautiful baby!
116. My beautiful girl, you are a year older today,
I have many things in my heart
But I am lost for words
So, I just close my eyes and start to pray,
That we always are together and never part,
I open my eyes, and the angels arrive
To bless you and sing happy birthday!
117. Hey birthday girl, life is beautiful with you here.
Every day is magical, full of love and delight,
Sprinkled with craziness but no worries or fear;
Today is special, so I want to kiss and hug you tight,
And wish you a wonderful birthday, my dear.
118. I want to shout out from the rooftops and tell the world
It’s the birthday of the most beautiful girl,
A person with the most amazing and kind soul,
Who makes me feel complete and whole,
Happy birthday, my enchanting angel!
119. Your hair radiates an amazing shine,
Your skin glows with vibrance
Your almond-shaped eyes are the color of the wine
Your beauty makes me lose all sense
Happy birthday, my angel.
120. It’s your birthday again, that special day of the year,
Which always reminds me of how lucky I am that you are here,
I want to tell you how amazing you are, my dear,
I want no one else but you as my life partner,
May God bless you with success, happiness, and hearty laughter
Happy birthday, my soulmate, my forever!
121. Girl, you have a heart of gold, all pure and loving,
Your kindness makes the world better,
So today I want to celebrate this day,
May you get a long life full of success, good health, and happiness
And wish you a very happy and sweet birthday, my darling!
122. Hugs, kisses, and plenty of gifts
I will gladly fulfill your every wish,
Because it’s a very special today,
It’s my beautiful queen’s birthday!
I want to sing, dance, throw a party and say
My dear queen, wish you a very happy birthday!
123. Another year is added to the life of an amazing human being
You are so special; you love me despite my craziness and eccentricities
If Genie were to grant me a wish, I would always choose to be with you,
You mean the world to me, my sweet pie
Have an amazing birthday, my beautiful queen,
May God bless you.
124. On your birthday, I want you to forget the world,
Dance freely without caring about what the world thinks,
Sing wholeheartedly, without inhibitions,
Love passionately like never before,
Live life to the fullest, without any regrets
You will always find me with you, every step of the way
Happy birthday, my love!
125. For many years, I was lonely and sad, acting like I was ok. Then you came and turned my life on its head. Your presence made my world colorful and special. Now I don’t have to act any longer. I am truly happy and completely ok because of you. Thank you for making my life beautiful. I hope I can make this special day as beautiful as you’d wish it to be. Happy birthday, my darling!
126. I have never met anyone so vibrant and positive. Your motto in life is, "Everything happens for a reason," and you believe it wholeheartedly. When I met you, I was a selfish man who cared only about himself. Still, you gave me a chance because you have a heart of gold. Being with you made me a better man. My love, you are my better half in every way. Happy birthday.
127. The way your eyes crinkle when you laugh,
Your raised eyebrow when you think I am being stupid,
The way you cry silently during movies,
When you talk even in your sleep,
And your animated hand signs when you speak,
I love every little thing about you, my girl,
Happy birthday, sweetie!
128. In a million different eras,
In a million different worlds,
In a million different forms,
In every version of reality.
I promise I will always look for you and choose you.
Happy birthday, my soulmate!
129. The world might think you are ordinary
But to me, you are extraordinary
Your love fills my world with bliss,
Its heaven on earth when we kiss
Happy birthday, my love!
130. Everything feels lovelier with you around,
I love my eyes when you stare into them,
My name sounds like a melody coming from your mouth
I love my lips when you kiss me
I adore my heart when you put your hand on it
My life is a paradise with you in it.
Happy birthday, my angel!
131. Your gorgeousness cannot be described by any word in the dictionary.
The love you bring to my life is nothing but legendary
You are truly a beautiful fairy
May you have the best birth anniversary
Happy birthday!
132. Every time I see you,
I can’t take my eyes off of you,
It’s like my eyes are stuck by superglue
You have mesmerized me
Happy birthday to you!
Short Birthday Wishes For Girlfriend
• I may not be a genie, but I want to fulfill all your desires even before you express them. Happy birthday, my dear!
• Happy birthday Monica to my Chandler. I love you. Happy birthday, babe!
• You are sweeter than honey, cuddlier than a soft toy, and more intoxicating than the finest wine in the world! Happy birthday, my darling!
• Happy birthday to the biggest blessing in my life. Have a lovely day, my bae!
• There are many like me, but no one like you. So thank you for choosing me. Happy birthday, my love!
• I may be asleep or awake, but you are always on my mind. You have bewitched me. Happy birthday, my angel!
• Happy birthday to the queen of my heart and soul! I am your humble servant. I love you.
• I wish I could turn back time and meet you earlier. I want more time to love you. Happy birthday, my soulmate!
• All the money in the world is worthless without you, my love. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to the most beautiful girl in the world! Sending you loads of hugs and kisses.
• It’s true. I am crazily, passionately, deeply in love with you. Happy birthday to the most breathtaking and amazing girlfriend in the world!
• Roses are red, the sky is blue, my life is a black and white movie without you, colorless and boring! Happy birthday, my girl.
• Forget the butterflies; I feel the whole zoo in my tummy every time I see you. Happy birthday, my angel!
• I love you with all my tummy. I want to say heart, but I have a bigger tummy. Happy birthday, baby!
• I hope your birthday is just like you, full of colors and sunshine, exciting and divine. Happy birthday, my love!
• Cake, presents, Italian food, and expensive wine; a wonderful party for a girl so fine. Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
• Ask for the world, and I will put it at your feet. Happy birthday, my love!
• Even if today is your birthday, I get the best gift — an entire day by your side. Happy birthday, my darling!
• Before you, I thought all the romantic songs were sappy; since I met you, all the romantic songs are about you. Happy birthday, my girl!
• There might be eight billion smiles in the world, but your beautiful smile will always be my most favorite. Happy birthday, darling! Keep smiling.
• Many happy returns of the day, sweetheart! Baby, I don’t gamble, but with you, I really hit the jackpot!
• I can’t keep calm because today is the most gorgeous girl’s birthday! Happy birthday, beautiful!
• Today, we celebrate the best decision your parents made. Happy birthday, my love!
• I love your humor, especially when it is wildly inappropriate. Happy birthday, my crazy girl!
• Happy birthday, my darling! Thanks for being my second mother, my best friend, my free therapist, and my biggest cheerleader.
• You make me happy the way nobody can. It’s my turn now. Have a wonderful birthday, beautiful!
• Happy birthday, my love. With you, every day is an adventure. Let’s explore the world together.
• Everything in life comes with an expiry date except my love for you. Happy birthday, darling!
• Happy birthday to the person who is more precious than a rare gem. Love you, my precious!
• Wishing you a day as unforgettable and marvelous as you are. Happy birthday, bae!
• Blow your candles and make a wish; I will then give you your first birthday gift, a sweet kiss. Happy birthday, my girl!
• Promise me we will never stop doing crazy stuff together. Happy birthday, my crazy girl!
• People say life is not easy, but with you, it’s a breeze. Happy birthday, my lifeline!
• Step aside Cinderella, Ariel, and Snow White; my favorite princess is here, and it’s her birthday. Happy birthday, princess!
• I was just hopeless; your love transformed me into a hopeless romantic. Happy birthday, my girl!
• On your birthday, let’s make a trade; you take all my happiness and give me all your worries. Happy birthday, love!
• May this birthday mark the beginning of a golden period in your life. Happy birthday, baby!
• You are not getting older; you are becoming more alluring and sexier. Happy birthday, babe!
• Happy birthday, my love! I look forward to celebrating a lifetime of birthdays with you.
• Happy birthday to the person who has captured my heart and soul. Love you, my girl!
• Happy birthday to my girl who made me understand why people risk body and soul for the one they love.
• Alone I was ordinary, but together we are an extraordinary team. Happy birthday, my world!
• Our love is like a breeze. You can’t see it, but you can always feel it, and it refreshes you. Happy birthday, my girl!
• Many happy returns of the day, my dear! All the good things in life become the best when we are together, so your birthday party will be amazing tonight!
• Happy birthday, my darling! If being with you is a dream, I never want to wake up.
• Cheers to one more year of falling deeper in love with you; you make it so easy. Happy birthday, beautiful!
• From the moment you open your eyes till the time you close them, I will ensure your special day is as rocking as you are. Happy birthday, cutie!
• Happy birthday, my girl. I can’t wait to pamper you, shower you with gifts, and cherish you today, my baby!
• You are the answer to my every prayer, dear. Many happy returns of the day, my queen!
• Happy birthday, my love! I am forever yours. Sorry, return policy not applicable.
• Darling, we are two pieces of the same puzzle, so the universe conspired to bring us together. Happy birthday, my soulmate!
• Many happy returns of the day to the person who can match-up to my weirdness. Being normal is clearly overrated.
• Happy birthday, my goddess! My world was complete chaos, but the moment you touched me, it became blissful and serene.
• I wish to God for our love to become greater than the universe and brighter than the sun. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
• Many happy returns of the day, my love. Your every move is exquisite poetry in motion.
• A swarm of lovely kisses and amazing birthday wishes are buzzing your way. Happy birthday, my bee-utiful Queen Bee!
• Happy birthday, my girl. Losing everything will still be ok as long as I have you by my side.
• It’s your birthday today, so I am calling in lovesick. You can make me better by giving me a kiss. Happy birthday, my love!
• Today is a celebration of a miracle that is you. So, let’s have a blast or two. Happy birthday, beautiful!
• Happy birthday to the hottest girl on the planet. Even the sun cannot compete with you.
• Happy birthday to my rockstar, who knocks my socks off. Love you, girl!
• Happy birthday to the special person with whom every day is a celebration. Today, it’s time for a double party.
• Girl, you blasted into my life like a tornado and threw me off my feet. I am still falling….in love. Happy birthday, my dear!
• Sweetheart, you are the yin to my yang. Happy birthday, beautiful!
• Meeting you made me believe in miracles. Happy birthday, my queen!
• Rose is red, sky is blue, I understood the true meaning of love the day I met you. Happy birthday, my love!
• My life is a fairy tale with you in it. Happy birthday, my princess!
• I thank God every day for bringing you into my life. Happy birthday, babe!
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