Sincere/Emotional
Here are some sweet birthday messages to let your best birthday bud know how much you love them.
• Happy Birthday, best friend. Thanks for being my rock.
• Happy Birthday to my best friend! You'll probably never know how much I care about you, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop trying to tell you!
• Best friends like you come along once in a lifetime. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to the most awesome best friend anyone could ask for! I hope you know how much I love and appreciate you.
• Happy Birthday to one of my all-time favorite human beings.
• You're not just my best friend. You're the best, period. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to my fierce bestie!
• The last year has been crazy. Fortunately, I have you to keep me sane. Happy Birthday, and let's hope the next year brings bigger and better things.
• Happy Birthday to my BFF! If the day brings you half the love you bring to others, I know you'll have a fantastic birthday.
• Happy Birthday to my #1 friend, from your #1 fan.
• Someone very special to me was born on this day. I won't keep you in suspense… it's you! Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to the one person who's always there for me. I hope your big day is as wonderful as you are.
• Wishing the best day ever for the best friend ever. Happy Birthday!
Funny
Here are some humorous birthday wishes for your fun-loving friend.
• Happy Birthday to my partner in crime. I look forward to the trouble we're going to get into in the coming year.
• Best friends keep each other's secrets, which is why I'm not telling anyone how old you're turning today. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to my bestie! You have so many great qualities, but probably my favorite is that you're older than me!
• Happy Birthday to my boon companion! May you get all of the good things you deserve, and none of the bad.
• I'm going to shower you with so much attention on your birthday, you'll wish you'd never been born.
• When your birthday candles start a raging inferno threatening to engulf you and everything you hold dear, I'll be there to help put out the flames. Because that's what best friends are for.
• Happy Birthday to my best friend in the world. I hope we stay close friends for the rest of our lives… especially since you have so much dirt on me!
• Happy Birthday to my awesome best friend! I'm so glad you were born something-something years ago!
• Happy Birthday to a person who regularly makes me pee myself with laughter. By the way, that's going to happen more and more the older we get.
• I have so many questions on your birthday. What did I do to deserve a wonderful best friend like you? Could you be any more awesome? And most puzzling, how are you going to fit all those candles on your birthday cake this year?
• Happy Birthday to the person who knows about all of my most embarrassing moments, and witnessed many of them first-hand.
• I love how we're such good friends that we can forget to buy each other presents on our birthdays and it's no big deal.
• Happy Birthday to someone who's talented, charming, and witty. And by the way, isn't it eerie how best friends can be so much alike?
Female Friend
Here are a few birthday messages tailored to a female best friend. For more ideas along these lines, check out this list of ways to say “Happy Birthday, Beautiful!”
• Happy Birthday to one crazy chick!
• Happy Birthday to my sister from another mister!
• Happy Birthday to my gorgeous, smart, talented, sweet, funny, and all-around awesome best friend!
Male Friend
Finally, here are some birthday wishes specifically for a male bestie.
• Happy Birthday to my brother from another mother!
• Dude, you're ridiculously awesome. Thanks for being my best friend – and Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to my best buddy. You're not just a great guy – you're the greatest!
Sweet Birthday Notes
"Your birthday is the first day of another 365-day journey. Be the shining thread in the beautiful tapestry of the world to make this year the best ever. Enjoy the ride."
"The world is a better place because of kind and generous people like you. I’ll never forget your years of support and encouragement. Please take a day off from saving the world, and have a blast! Cheers."
"Be happy! Today is the day you were brought into this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you! You are a wonderful person! May you be given more birthdays to fulfill all of your dreams!"
"Happy Birthday. Wishing you nothing but blue skies, warm sunshine and bright smiles on your special day!"
"Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new." – Sammy Hagar
"My warmest wishes! This year, may you shed less tears and have more laughs."
"Wishing you tons of happiness on your birthday. May your cake be sweeter than ever and your gifts bring you smiles."
"Happy Birthday. From start to finish, may your special day be the most delightful one yet!"
Birthday Messages That’ll Make You LOL
"Happy Birthday! You know, you don’t look that old. But then, you don’t look that young, either."
"Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!"
"Best friend: someone whom you can be yourself with, someone who you can have pointless conversations with, someone who still likes you even when you’re weird, someone who forgets to buy you a birthday gift…that’s why I came up with this. Happy Birthday!"
"Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, friend, so dig in!"
"Thinking about you on your birthday. May it be a day of blissfully being too full to move, going to the gym for three hours the next day, and reorganizing the closet to fit all of your new gifts."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy Birthday, friend!"
"We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!"
"Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. Happy Birthday!"
Funny Birthday Messages
"Happy birthday to one of my best friends. Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love you and Happy Birthday!"
"On this special day, I raise a toast to you and your life. Happy Birthday."
"You look younger than ever! Happy Birthday!"
"Make merry, celebrate and dance because your birthday only happens once a year. I love you."
"For all the years we have been friends, you have always been perfect at sharing and caring for others. As you turn one year older, I wish you the very best in life."
"You’ve been there for me through all my ups and downs, and I hope you know I’m always here for you too. Thanks for being such a wonderful friend. I hope you have a great birthday and the year ahead is the best yet!"
"Happy Birthday, friend. May your day be as beautiful as you."
"Having you, as my friend is a privilege, but having you, as my best friend is the best thing in the world. Happy Birthday, sweetheart."
"To my truest friend: On your birthday, I hope you get a big return on your investment of love and charity. You spend so much time giving to others and sharing that wonderful joy with the world."
Birthday Quotes for Him
"Sending some love to the most charming man in my life. You always bring the best out of me. I do not know how you do it, but I love you for that. Happy Birthday."
"Happy Birthday to a great guy! You do so much for others. I hope you can take some time for yourself on your big day. You deserve it as much as anyone, and more than most."
"It’s your birthday, but I’m the one who should be celebrating the most. My favorite person in the world was born on this day."
"Here’s to you on your special day, Handsome! You are the definition of what a man should be, and you deserve to be celebrated! I hope your birthday is full of love and joy."
"Best wishes on your day, Good Lookin’! I am so lucky to have you be a part of my life. You are what every man should be: kind, loving, hard-working, and smart. Let’s celebrate!"
"The most loving birthday greetings to my steady rock! Thank you for being the man that I can always count on."
"For the guy who can charm me from across the room with just a smile, I hope this day brings everything you want and more!"
"Out of the over 7 billion people that inhabit this world, you’re my favorite. Happy Birthday!"
Birthday Quotes for Her
"The day you were born was a lucky day for so many people. You enrich my life so much and I love you more than you might know!"
"Closing the doors on the world so we can be together is where I find the most joy. Happy Birthday!"
"You are the most wonderful thing that has ever happen to me in life. Have an awesome bday, my love!"
"Happy Birthday to the sweetest girlfriend ever! You deserve all the success, happiness and love in the world. Let’s celebrate this special day of your life together."
"I wanted to give you all my love for your birthday, but there’s no box big enough to hold it. Besides, it’s already yours."
"I know you have enough breath to blow out your candles, because you take mine away every day."
"Happy birthday to the prettiest and most loving woman I know. Today being your special day, my wish for you is that all your dreams come to pass. Have a happy birthday filled with sweet surprises."
"Happy Birthday, pretty woman! You deserve the best!"
“You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!”
Funny Birthday Quotes
People tend to count on their number of ages when it comes to their birthday. Indeed, it is the occasion to remind you about the years that you have lived.
But it is also the occasion to reminisce about the moment when we were born.
Remember how happy and grateful were our family when they first welcomed us to life.
So, let’s celebrate your birthday and for all the love that you can give and receive.
“Happy birthday to someone who is forever young!”
Your age doesn’t represent the age of your soul. You can be forever young even when you are in your 80s, 90s, or even more.
Birthday is always the time to cherish your life journey, with all those good and bad times and how you overcame them.
Your birthday is also the occasion for you to have a new beginning if you may need it! So, live freely, laugh often, and be young forever!
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball<
Fun Birthday Quotes.
These funny birthday quotes bring joy to your beloved ones on their birthday. Even it’s telling them to lie about their age!
It doesn’t matter how old you were exactly, it is how you believe in your youthfulness and live up to it.
While living sincerely gives your soul freedom, living slowly allows you to savor every moment of life.
The key to happiness is sincerity and gratefulness for little things in life. Those are the keys to being young forever.
Funny Birthday Quotes Image.
By saying this, you may imply that you were one of the people that they had never talked to, and give them a hint that you want to know them better. Isn’t it a good choice for conversation starters?
“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.” – Cora Harvey Armstrong<
Funny Quotes for Birthday.
We all once a child and many of us feel like the old us has never been gone. It is always hurtful if you try to force yourself to not be who you are.
Growing up doesn’t mean you are grown-up, sensible, and flawless. Growing up means that through all the challenges, you are braver, wiser but still able to feel vulnerable, insecure, and sometimes confused about life.
It is always better to be yourself than to lose yourself through stages of life.
“Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers.
So, happy birthday!”Funny Quotes for Birthday.
We always want to be special to the ones that are special to us. It is our human instinct to keep ones that we love for ourselves and to express our feelings.
And this is one of the ways to put it when you want to show how you feel about a person on their birthday.
To the ones who put you among the firsts, your wishes will always be more special than others’. Don’t hesitate to love and give!
“I was brought up to respect my elders, and now I don’t have to respect anyone.” – George Burns<
Birthday Quotes for Fun.
American Comedian George Burns who brought millions of laughs to life had declared this on his birthday. You can also use this as one of the declarations for your birthday.
To tell everyone that you have reached the age of maturity, experience, and wisdom. And it also a hilarious joke in the form of a reminder for others to be aware of your age and to respect you.
“To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am” – Bernard Baruch
Short Funny Birthday Quotes.
It doesn’t matter how old you are. It is how you think of your age that matters. When we were young, we hope to be mature and try hard to showcase ourselves as adults.
But when we reach a certain point of wisdom, numbers are no longer important. Instead, what you believe and how your beliefs shape your life outlook are the two most important notions.
“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!”
Funny Birth Quotes.
Embrace your silliness, live life to the fullest with the best laughs you can make! This is one of the funny birthday quotes that will definitely make your "immature" friend fall off his/her chair.
It is a soft reminder for them to always embrace the fun in life. And to tell them, that no matter childish they might be, you are still grateful to have them in your life. Because of them, you have enjoyed several good laughs.
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
Happy birthday!”Funny Birthday Quotes for friends.
In the form of a piece of advice, this is one of the funny quotes for the elders for their descendants on their birthdate. Just as saying: Live life before they turn vague in your memory, son.
This is a short but wholesome message and brings good laughs, too. Forgetful daddies will make the best jokes out of this birthday quote for their son.
Funny Birthday Messages
Funny Birthday Quotes for Close Friends.
“The first hundred years are the hardest.” – Wilson Mizner
Very Funny Birthday Quotes.
“How can you celebrate your birthday if you don’t know your years.”
Birthday Quotes For Funny Friends.
“Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
” – Jim FiebigHappy Birthday Quotes.
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope<
Funny Birthday Cake Quotes.
“When I was young, the Dead Sea was still alive.” – George Burns's funny birthday quote.
Funny Quotes on Birthday.
• “Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!” – Funny Birthday wishes.
• “The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.” – T.S. Eliot
• “Of late I appear to have reached that stage when people who look old who are only my age.” – Richard Armour
• “Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!”
“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?” – Satchel Paige
Funny Quotes Birthday
• “On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!”
• “We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are the same.” – Jonathon Swift
• “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – E. Joseph Cossman
“Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.” – Franklin Pierce Adams<
Funny Birthday Quotes Sayings
• “Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!”
• “When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!”
• “When you were born, the sun shone…for the very first time!”
• “You are no longer a young woman. That’s all I got!”
“Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.” – Faith Baldwin
Funny Birth Day Quotes.
• “The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.” – Doris Day
• “Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.”
• “One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.” – William Feather
• “Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!”
“Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.” – Bob Hope<
A birthday cake with lighted candles.
• “If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!”
• “You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.” – Francis Cardinal Spellman
• “On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.”
• “Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.” – Ogden Nash
“They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
” – Malcolm CowleyFunny Old Birthday Quotes.
• “Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”
• “Happy Birthday to a friend, who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!”
• “It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy birthday!”
• “Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.” – Georges Clemenceau
“The more you enjoy and celebrate your life,the more is in life to celebrate.”
Funny Birthday Quotes For You.
• “Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!”
• “I’m six foot eleven. My birthday covers three days.” – Darryl Dawkins
• “Every year in your birthday you can an opportunity to start a fresh.”
• “Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!”
Final Thought
Now you have seen hilarious ways to say Happy Birthday, how should you use these funny birthday quotes? Well, they are really helpful if you are going celebrate someone’s birthday.
Whether it is your friend or someone near and dear to you, you can just use them, or mix with your own words. They are perfect to make the birthday party become special.
Moreover, behind all these funny words, they can feel the love and care that you want to give. In addition, it is also good for you to use them on your birthday, reminding yourself to keep being positive and happy.
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I love the idea of funny birthday quotes as yours, because serious and formal birthday wishes are overused and sometimes it creates boredom. "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." My old man will like this quote. Thanks for the work!