Invited to the birthday party of a person you’re into but don't know how to approach them? Want to give them a birthday card but don't have any killer one-liners to write in it to impress them?
Sick of those boring ordinary birthday wishes? Or perhaps you’re the birthday girl or boy and you’re looking to take advantage of that fact to chat someone up.
Whatever the case, this collection of the greatest birthday pick up lines is exactly what you are looking for.
A birthday pick up line is a witty, unique way to wish someone you like a happy birthday – plus get their attention.
We all have our little arsenal of both good and hilariously bad pick up lines for an average night out.
But what if it’s no average night?
What if you’re headed to the birthday party of a certain someone you intend on chatting up, and you know for sure that no run-of-the-mill corny pick up line is going to give you that flirting edge?
If you need brilliant advice on flirting, I strongly suggest you check out these, they won't let you down:
These cute pick up lines will help you to make the belle of the ball feel super special on her birthday. Also, we’ve got a host of funny pick up lines that will definitely have you win them over like no other can.
So, all that’s left is to check out our collection of happy birthday pick up lines, pick one (or a few!) you like, then sit back and watch the magic unfold!
Birthday Pick Up Lines
1. Beards can be red, a blade can glow blue, there's only one precious, and that must be you.
Looking for inspiration on what to write in a birthday card for your other half?
We have the answer for all manner of relationships and all the things you could write to make their day extra special. Whether you are looking to embrace the love and romance or would rather keep it short or sweet, we have a whole host of romantic, funny, sentimental messages and more. We have also included some top tips for celebrating your loved one’s birthday.
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• Early days
• Long-term love
• fiancé/ fiancée
• Life partner
• Long distance love
Writing a birthday card for your girlfriend, boyfriend or long-time partner
It is always important to remember our loved one's birthdays, and a nice card can a great way to let them know just how much you care. However, finding the right words to express what you feel for them could be a challenge.
Romantic messages
A card full of special feelings and romantic sentiments is bound to make them feel all fuzzy inside. If you prefer to lay on the romance, you could consider writing something like:
• You will always be the one for me.
• One day a year is simply not enough to celebrate someone as awesome as you.
• You mean the world to me!
• I love you to the moon and back.
• You deserve the world and more.
• Every day you bring more happiness into my life!
• There’s no better feeling than being with your best friend.
• You are my happily ever after.
• I hope your birthday is as special as you are!
Keeping it short and sweet
Not everyone likes to write too much on birthday cards and you may prefer to stick to the point with a short and simple message such as:
• Your smile makes me smile!
• All my love on your birthday.
• I am happiest when I am with you.
• Happy Birthday to the one I love.
• Happy Birthday to the best boyfriend/ girlfriend in the world!
• Today we celebrate you.
• You are my soul mate, my partner and my most trusted friend.
• I hope all your hopes and dreams come true.
Something funny
For you what to write in a birthday card for a partner could be all about the giggles. Put a smile on your loved one’s face with a funny birthday message such as:
• Congratulations on becoming another year older- shame it’s not wiser!
• Happy birthday to the only person to ever laugh at my jokes.
• It’s better to be on the hill than under it!
• They say that it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
• Regardless of how old you get, I will always be younger.
• You are now officially too old to have individual candles for your cake. Enjoy retirement!
• Happy Birthday from the best gift ever… (Me!)
• When I'm as old as you, I hope that I am half as funny as you think you are.
Example birthday card messages
We know that the wording you use on a birthday card is important and there is much to consider when determining what to write on your partner’s birthday card. If you are looking for something that feels more personal, consider adapting one of these example birthday card messages for a girlfriend or boyfriend.
If you are looking to send your significant other an extra-special birthday card with a personalized message, we are confident you will find the ideal one amongst these example birthday card messages:
What to write in a birthday card for a new relationship – early days
An example of what to write in a birthday card for a new relationship.
If you have yet to say the L-word to each other, you might prefer to not say it for the first time via a card. However, you could consider writing something like:
Dear Darling,
Sending birthday wishes to the sexiest man/ woman I know. I am so happy that you are in my life and I am so excited for our future together.
Here’s to our first birthday of many together.
Best Wishes.
Long term love
Here's what you could write to someone you've been with for a long time.
If you are madly in love and you want to write a heartfelt message to your long term lover, you could consider writing something like:
To my partner in crime,
You deserve recognition for more than one day a year. You are my rock, my best friend, and you get sexier by the minute.
I am so thankful you were born, so let’s celebrate!
Love you always.
Fabulous fiancé/ fiancée
When writing a birthday card for your wife or husband to be, you may want to include an extra special message about how excited you are for your upcoming nuptials.
To my fabulous fiancé/ fiancée
Here’s to many more happy birthdays together!
I am so lucky that you are choosing to become a grown-up with me and I can’t wait till I can call you my wife/ husband.
You were my birthday wish and I hope you get yours!
Love you forever.
Birthday messages for your life partner
If you are wondering what to write in a birthday card for your girlfriend, boyfriend or life partner, express your feelings and let them know you care with a message such as this one:
Dear you,
Sometimes I look at you and realise how lucky I am to be growing old together.
You still make me feel special after all these years together and I am blessed you chose to be my wife/ husband/ penguin.
You mean the world to me, my love!
Long distance love
Unfortunately, we cannot always spend our birthdays with those we love. If your love lives long distance, you could consider writing a message such as this:
My dearest (Name),
Even though we are miles apart, you are always in my mind and always in my heart.
I wish we could celebrate together but instead, you get this card! You mean the world to me and I am so excited to see you again.
Lots of Love!
Celebrating your partner’s birthday – 5 ideas
Whether it is early days or a long term love, it is always nice to make their birthday extra special. Get inspired with our birthday celebration ideas for boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband or partner.
Some of our favourite ways to celebrate your significant other’s special day include:
#1 Intimate dinner party:
Whether you would prefer to invite family or friends or just have a meal for two, cook your special someone something special to make
#2 Picnic for two
Dine al fresco and enjoy a picnic for two in the great outdoors.
#3 Throw a party
If you want an extra special celebration for your partner's milestone birthday, you could consider throwing them a party with all their nearest and dearest in attendance.
#4 Go on holiday
Whether you go for something fancy or just book a quiet weekend getaway, why not take your partner on a special birthday holiday? This would be a great idea for a special milestone birthday treat!
#5 Let them choose
It’s their birthday so why not give them a day of choosing exactly what you do! Whether it is watching a football match, going to the spa, or having a sofa day, you have to promise that they are in charge for the day – within reason of course!
Writing a birthday card for the one you love
Our top tips for making sure that their birthday card makes the best impression include:
• Personalizing your message to them;
• Including inside jokes or cutesy nicknames you have for each other;
• Sharing your favourite memories from throughout the year;
• Hinting at a birthday surprise you have planned for them;
• Thinking about whether your partner would prefer something romantic or something more light-hearted.
Whether it is a new relationship brimming with potential or one built on years of shared memories, the message you include on a card can turn it from an everyday greeting to a sentimental memento. As a result, it can definitely be a challenge figuring out what to write on a birthday card for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife. Hopefully we could help!
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“Happy Birthday, old man!” – not the nicest way to wish someone a happy birthday, is it? In fact it may even sound a bit cruel. But when it's between friends we often make fun of and give each other a hard time over getting older. Especially when it's guys! That sort of banter can seem harsh but is meant with affection.
Birthday wishes for – how should we say it – the older gentleman are quite often designed to ridicule and mock. Joking about their age, bodily functions, even sex lives are all common. Crude? Maybe. Funny? Definitely! And if it's for a close pal then they usually take it all in good humour.
So if you're looking for some funny birthday messages for an older man, maybe even your husband then you're in the right place. The selection below is filled with the perfect wording ideas for your birthday wishes to the more mature fella you know.
Old Man Birthday Wishes
• With old age comes new skills: you can laugh, cough, sneeze and piss yourself all at once! Happy Birthday!
• I was going to make a joke to mark your birthday but the fact you're still alive is nothing short of a miracle and should be celebrated!
• Happy Birthday! I've kept the receipt for the gift, y'know, just in case you didn't make it
• Some words of wisdom for your birthday – smile while you still have some teeth! Happy Birthday, old fart!
• Happy Birthday! You've made it to dirty old man territory
• Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren't so old you would! Happy Birthday, old man!
• I was sure I would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space! Happy Birthday you old fart
• Happy Birthday, old man. I hope you have a fun and exhilarating party… quickly follow by a long nap. We don't want you overdoing it now, do we?
• Happy Birthday. I would say you were old but hell, you were old last year!
• Congratulations! You've reached the age where you wake up at the same time you used to go to sleep on a Saturday. Happy Birthday old timer
• Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me
• You know that saying ‘with age comes wisdom'? In your case.. not so much. Happy Birthday old man!
• I was going to give you some advice – "you have to appreciate the little things". But I remembered that at your age spotting little things is easier said than done! Happy Birthday!
• Another year and you're one step closer to diapers being mandatory! Happy Birthday you old fart!
• I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look on the bright side – not many left now!
• Can you let me know if you're going to be blowing your candles out? I want to have the hospital on speed dial. That much effort at your age, you can't be too careful. Happy Birthday oldie
• I wish I could figure out how old you are but I hate long math. Happy Birthday you old geezer
• Happy Birthday! Today marks another day closer to your balls touching the water when you go to the toilet
• Its nice to be young, healthy and full of energy.. do you remember what that feels like? Happy Birthday, old fart!
• Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do stupid stuff, just a lot slower. Happy Birthday, old man
• From one old fart to another – happy birthday!
• Enjoy your birthday old balls!
• Happy Birthday. Warm regards to your knees
• Just another year and another wrinkle on the ol' nutsack. Happy Birthday
• Happy Birthday you old codger! Save some of the air from your oxygen tank to blow out the candles
• If you believe in it, you can be anything! Unless you want to be young again, then I’m afraid you missed that train old pal!
• Happy Birthday! You're not getting older you’re just a little closer to death
• An old fart is as good as a new one….
• Age is just a number… although in you're case it's a pretty big number! Happy birthday to an old fossil
• You think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year, this year you’re ancient. Happy Birthday my relic of a friend!
Happy Birthday Old Man Quotes
These birthday quotes are all about getting older and old age so should be perfect to tease and poke fun at a male friend of yours.
• “You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake” –
Bob Hope
• “You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it” – Felix Severn
• “Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself” – Tom Wilson
• “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two” – Norman Wisdom
• “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest” – Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
• “Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed” – Charles Schultz
• “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana” – Betty White
We hope you liked these birthday wishes for old men and that they've helped you to have a bit of a laugh with a friend of yours. Be warned though: it won't be too long until you're on the receiving end of one of these messages yourself!
Sarcastic Birthday Wishes | Funny Messages for Those Closest to You
Last modified: January 2, 2022
Have you been looking for the best birthday wishes for those people in your life who like the jokes and extra playful pokes? Well then, giving your loved ones a sarcastic birthday wish is definitely the way to go. From naughty wishes to playful, laughter-inducing quotes, sarcastic wishes will make your friends and family feel like you know them well enough to crack up with them- even on their birthdays.
While sarcasm has its limits, and can sometimes go over the line, it is a fun thing to share with those closest to you. With these birthday wishes you can share the gift of laughter, story-telling, and memory-making, all through a few words carefully thought out (or go the option of birthday memes if you want something really simpler). The following is a compilation of the best sarcastic birthday wishes that will no doubt add something extra special to anyone’s birthday.
Sarcastic Birthday Messages
• For your birthday today I’m giving you what you give me every day- sarcasm, a bucket load of trouble, and a handful of naughtiness. Happy birthday.
• Cheers to you on this very special day. What day is it? It’s the day you shot through your mother’s uterus! Happy birthday.
I will not make any age related jokes because I really feel bad about how old you are. Happy Birthday!
• Wishing a big happy birthday to the guy who makes me feel like I finally have a little sister! Happy B-Day, bro.
• What?! You’re how old? That’s like almost dead in doggy years…. Here’s hoping you make the most of the few years you have left. Happy birthday.
• Oh great, I hear it’s your birthday. Does that mean today you get to use that as your excuse to get wasted? Ok, ok… I’m in… but only because it’s your birthday. #favors
• Hey! It’s your birthday! I love this day because we both get to party hard and live large this one day of the year. Thanks a million for making your big day mine too!
• May you live long enough after today to eat lots of cake, kiss someone’s ass, and rob a bank so you can go out in style. Happy birthday, you big trouble maker!
• Young and immature. Those are two words that usually go together- but with you young is gone and immature somehow stayed for a while. Oh well, I guess old and immature works for today. Happy birthday to you, you expired and irresponsible human.
• If there was a list of words to describe you on your birthday this would be it: bad, naughty, less than perfect, helpless, wasted, immature, bad ass, embarrassingly hilarious… well, you get the point, right? Anyway, happy birthday. I hope that after today I can still put up with you for another year.
Happy Birthday! Welcome to the middle ages.
• I really try my best to like people. But most of them are so stupid I just can’t. Thank God you’re not one of them- happy birthday.
• Let’s turn this birthday of yours into the official annual Let’s Get Drunk Day. What do you think? Sounds good right? Happy birthday to my new drinking partner.
• If today was my birthday I would tell you what I really think of you. But since it’s your birthday I just got you some duck tape so you can shut me up for the next 24 hours. Enjoy it while it lasts.
• Hey! I hear today is the day you were born into this world… great job for staying with us this far. Happy birthday to the only real psychopath I know.
• Some say that age is just a number. I say that’s bullshit. I mean, you’re getting really old. Happy birthday anyway.
• Tell me again how old you are? Wasn’t your childhood pet like… a dinosaur? Ha ha… happy birthday you ancient old, awesome human.
Happy Birthday! Congrats on reaching an age when getting a “quickie” means a 15 min nap.