Birthday wishes comes in many form, those that are romantic, for those special people in your love or those that you want to impress, there are birthday wishes that are quite funny that are meant to make the birthday celebrant laugh, those that are amusing, those dedicated to family, purely platonic, those that are meant for your friends, those that are meant for the elderly and quite a lot more.
On the other hand, here are some sarcastic birthday wishes that are for you to use freely to make humor or maybe just to use it to greet your enemies on their birthday.
You can try them out to see if it really works.
Happy birthday, I wanted to make a joke about your age but I feel bad about how old you are.
I personally welcome you to the age that is definitely past your youth, my dear, enjoy it so!
You only got this one night to have the best time of your life so go out there and have fun!
This person is definitely a trouble maker so I have to get ready to clean up your wastes.
I am giving you what you have given me every day, trouble and sarcasm, happy birthday
I bet you cannot even walk straight after that night we had, those beers that we have drank.
I hope you do not let your old age keep you from doing anything, just kidding, have fun today.
Since today is your birthday, I promise I would shut up for 24 hours, enjoy it while it lasts.
Happy birthday, today is a special day, the day you finally got out inside of your mom’s belly.
Today is the day you were born into this world, well I am happy for you, hope you are too.
Good job for trying to keep being alive until this day, congratulations on getting older again.
They say age is but a number, do not be fooled, I bet your joints are starting to hurt by now.
To the guy who looks so big but has a very small and cute voice, I wish you a happy birthday!
I want to congratulate you for being one of the ancient people in this world, that is great!
Calling you an angel would be a lie so let me just hope that you are happy on your birthday!
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If I tell you that you are awesome, that would be pushing too much, so just stay happy, dear.
For once, I want to be honest to you so let me tell you that I wish you all the best in life.
Happy birthday, if you were a dog, you would be that by now because of your age this day.
You are different and that is the truth, so here is me wishing that you would never change.
You have not change ever since we met years ago, how did that happen, you are so great.
Here is me wishing you a happy birthday and telling you to make use of your years left.
I wish you birthday this year do not suck as much as it totally did the last few years, sweetie.
Thank you for putting up with me, I promise that I will try to put up with you harder than ever.
Happy birthday, I bet you would use this as an excuse just so you can get wasted tonight!
May you get all the things you want for a change on this birthday, go try to get them all!
I hate surprises as much as the next guy so I hope that you have great food when I come there.
I’m in, let’s go and party and drink hard all night until we finally drop, happy birthday!
Why do people celebrate this day when they just get older anyways, I still do not know why.
I am expecting an invitation for your birthday party, you are never too old to celebrate one.
Happy birthday, you are awesome because you threw this party and let me hog the fun.
I would not wish you a great birthday because I hate to remind you that you are older now.
Throw a great party and I promise you that we will give you great gifts that we can find.
I hope you live long enough after eating so much cake and drink too much, happy birthday!
As I am but polite on your birthday, I would not even bother asking just how old you are.
Let us not even start with blowing candles today because there are too many to blow!
Happy birthday, just know that just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean I am doing favors.
Smile as long as your body would allow you to, it is something that will keep you healthy.
I am happy your birthday is on Christmas, it means I can give a gift of one for two occasions.
I wonder if you are just wiser now or you have just been practicing how to act rightly in life.
You are wonderful, amazing, cool, but do not get carried away, I am saying it is your birthday.
Grow old but never let yourself fall old especially on your brains, fight for what is right.
You have been becoming forgetful nowadays that it is starting to be more and more alarming.
You might as well smile now that you still have real teeth, having fake ones really suck.
Getting older also means that you are growing wiser, the question is are you really?
I hope you do not get all nice and boring just because it is your birthday this very day!
A good relationship has a give and take basis, I will give you awesome gifts, throw me a party!
Happy birthday, stop being immature, because you definitely have stop being so young, dear.
I promise to be by your side even as you mourn the loss of your youth, my dear friend.
Do not forget to make goals that are too high to reach, after all that are the best you can do.
I bet your birthday is really awesome especially bow that I have greeted you, am I right?
Though you are broke and do not have enough money, I am sure you would still celebrate.
If I would make a list to describe you it would start with bad, helpless but happy birthday!
The age in your birth certificate does not seem like it is real, now which one do I believe?
You got another year older today but do not worry, I will back you up when you need help.
Happy birthday, you are definitely embarrassing most of the time but I love you just the same.
It is quite a bit painful to get old, but remember that we will all go through that stage of life.
I will gift you a nice spa treatment if you remember to pay me the money that you owe me.
I tried to get you an anti-aging soap, I hope that it works for you, my dearest friend, okay?
Another year of your life got wasted so bad, I hope you make this year better for you.
I just want to tell you how lucky you are to have a person like me by your side, happy birthday!
You are now getting a whole lot more mature, I guess that it somehow comes with age.
It is great that you throw cool parties, it makes you more tolerable than you really are.
Parties are sad if you do not have friends to be there for you, do not worry, I will be there.
Age may be funny to you now but if you look in the mirror I bet you will change your mind.
Happy birthday, I wish I can keep on putting up with you for another year around the sun.
I hate going with the flow of things so to be different, I did not bring you any gift at all.
This year I am planning to make you feel that you are special, so I got you a specialist.
I wanted to make fun of your age but then I remembered that I am getting a lot older as well.
Happy birthday, I try my best to like people, but some of them are too stupid for me to do so.
I want to be truthful to you so I am telling you that you are totally getting older every year!
It is okay to have wrinkles, they come with age, you might as well tell yourself that it is true.
Stop growing old so fast or else no one would believe that we really are friends, you and I.
Happy birthday, I thank God you are not one of the stupid people that are hard to handle.
Most people have the same face though they grow older, you must be an exception to that.
Get more friends as you get older so that you can have more guests on your birthday party.
You might be happy that there are many candles on your age, but they count to your age.
Happy birthday, it is your turn to get drunk this year so get yourself ready to have fun!
People tend to get pickier as they grow old so I just got you a gift certificate for your day.
The best thing about being old is that you have seniority access at your work, that is great.
On your birthday, you might want to pray that someone invents an anti-aging machine!
Congrats on getting older, at least you now that you are really normal not otherwise.
Life will keep on throwing more challenges as you grow older, may you keep fighting back.
On your birthday, I hope that you really get to have an awesome time and enjoy it as well.
Happy birthday to my new drinking partner who will get wasted with me on her big day!
If you have a brother-in-law, you probably feel lucky to have been given another sibling a little bit later on in life.
In many ways, our brothers-in-law are exactly like the brothers who’ve been there for us since we were younger. They offer support, guidance and a joke or two when you really need to hear one. However, for some reason, it can often be difficult to express how much your brother in law means to you.
On his birthday, it is especially important to try and find a way to let him know. Below, you will find a few of our tried and trusted tips on how you can incorporate heartfelt birthday wishes into your brother in law’s birthday card.
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• Happy Birthday Brother-in-Law
• Birthday Wishes For Brother-in-Law
• Heartfelt Birthday Messages for Brother-in-Law
• Birthday Wishes For Brother-in-Law Who is Like a Brother
• Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother-in-Law
• Quotes For Your Brother-In-Law's Birthday
Happy Birthday Brother-in-Law
When it comes to anyone’s birthday card wishes, the more personal you can make it, the better. This lets the recipient know that they mean a lot to you and will instantly make them feel special.
Here are a few easy ways in which you can personalize your brother in law’s birthday card.
• Add any little stories or treasured memories that you share with your brother in law into the message that you write. This will remind him of the bond that you share and will go a long way in making the birthday card a bit more special.
• Include any little inside jokes you may have with your brother in law. These can be something silly or sweet and may not seem like a big deal but will show your brother in law that you enjoy the time you spend with him.
• Address the card to any nickname that you have for him, as this goes a long way in making the message feel more personalized. Similarly, if he has a nickname for you, be sure to sign the card off with that nickname.
• The most important thing to remember is to write your birthday message to your brother in law from the heart. Don’t rush it and write something generic down. Think carefully about what you will write, and we guarantee that he will love it that extra bit more.
Birthday Wishes For Brother-in-Law
Even our brother-in-law needs to be reminded of how awesome he is. His birthday is the perfect opportunity to tell him what an amazing person he is!
• Happy Birthday brother-in-law! We are so lucky to have you be a part of this family.
• Happy Birthday brother-in-law! Wishing you a fantastic birthday filled with lots of love and happiness.
• To my dearest brother-in-law, thank you for all that you have done for this family. Have a blast!
• I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are! Thank you for being a wonderful addition to this family. Happy birthday brother-in-law!
Heartfelt Birthday Messages for Brother-in-Law
Often a few sincere words speak volumes, and these ideas are great inspiration:
• I hope your birthday is as happy and fun as you are my dear brother-in-law! You are a great guy and I hope you have a wonderful birthday. May you be abundantly blessed throughout this year and beyond!
• Happy birthday, brother-in-law. I hope this upcoming year is even better than the last! May this birthday mark the beginning of a new period of flying high and success in your life.
• On your birthday, I just wanted to say that you are one of the best things to have happened to my sister. I hope you have a wonderful birthday. It’s been great getting to know you over the years, and I hope the coming year makes all your wishes come true.
• To my brother in law, I wish you a day filled with gifts, hugs, food, laughter, and love. May you continue to be a blessing to others. May you have a long and peaceful life. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday and cheers to you, my sweet brother-in-law! You’ve made it another year. Just remember, you’re not another year older, you are another year better! I wish you nothing but happiness and joy.
• You have been a good father to my nieces and nephews and a good husband to my little sister. You know me, I was born to criticize. But with you, I can't find anything wrong.
Birthday Wishes For Brother-in-Law Who is Like a Brother
• Sometimes, we are lucky enough to have a brother in law that is just as good as a brother by birth. Thanks for being a great brother. I hope your birthday is amazing!
• We weren’t born as family, but it feels like we were. Happy birthday to the best brother by marriage anyone could ask for! I am so thankful to have you as part of the family and I hope that the upcoming year is everything you hope for and more.
• We’re far from similar but I’m glad we could become good friends and brothers. I’m happy to have such a great brother in law. Happy birthday! I hope your birthday is as fantastic as you are!
• My sister has always been the caring and thoughtful one. I’m so glad that she found a man who treats her the way she deserves to be treated. Happy birthday to the brother in law our family has always hoped for – you mean so much to all of us! We love you very much.
• I know I don’t say this enough, but since it’s your birthday I figured that now is as good a time as any. You’ve made such a great addition to this family, you’ve made my sister happy, and our family is all the better for you being in it. Happy birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother-in-Law
• Happy birthday to my brother-in-law! A great man who has the courage and strength to live with my sister!
• To my dear brother in law, as long as you keep taking my side when I have an argument with your sister, I’ll make sure every birthday is filled with the best gifts! Happy birthday!
• Being my brother-in-law is really the only gift you need. You're welcome.
• Brother-in-law. The Man. The Myth. The bad influence. Happy birthday, bro.
• Happy birthday to one of the few people I can actually tolerate on a daily basis.
• There are lots of great people in our family, but you are special… you volunteered.
• Happy birthday, brother-in-law! Congratulation on surviving another year of family madness!
• Happy birthday to a brother-in-law who has the BEST sister-in-law in the world. You're one lucky guy.
• I am smiling because you are my brother-in-law. I am laughing because there is nothing you can do about it! Happy birthday!
• I’m so glad that my sister chose you (and not some other jerk) to be a member of our family. Happy birthday, brother in law! May this year bring you everything you wish for and so much more!
Quotes For Your Brother-In-Law's Birthday
It can often be difficult to find the right words to express yourself and to let your brother in law know how much he means to you. If this is the case, let others do the talking for you.
Below are a few great quotes that you can incorporate into your brother in law’s birthday card.
• “All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece but not too much.” – George Harrison. Happy birthday to the world’s greatest brother in law. May your year be filled with plenty of love, happiness and cake!
• “You don’t get older, you get better!” – Shirley Bassey. Here’s to getting even better, my super brother in law! I am so glad that you have joined our family. You mean the world to us.
• “Don’t just count your years. Make your years count.” – George Meredith. Happiest of birthdays to you, my dear brother in law! I know you will make this new year count.
Regardless of what you say, as long as it comes from the heart, your brother in law is bound to enjoy his birthday. Plus, he’ll appreciate all of the effort that you put into creating a thoughtful birthday message for him!