Witty Christmas Greetings

General Christmas Card Messages

• Merry Christmas! Wishing you all the best this holiday season.

• May this Christmas season bring you closer to all those that you love. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!

• Wishing you a Merry Christmas and fantastic new year!

• Christmas is here again! May your home be filled with laughter, love, peace…and plenty of presents. 

• Best wishes for the season and a wonderful New Year.

• Wishing you a joy-filled Christmas season. 

• Merry Christmas! And best wishes for a happy, healthy, and peaceful New Year. 

• We hope you have a wonderful Christmas and enjoy making merry memories with your family. 

• I hope your Christmas is fun, festive, and full of sparkle!

• Health and happiness from my family to yours.

• My best and warmest Christmas wishes to you and your loved ones. 

• Wishing you a fun-filled Christmas season and best wishes for a Happy New Year! 

• Merry Christmas and warm wishes for the new year ahead.

• Cheers to a wonderful holiday season. Merry Christmas! 

• I hope you Christmas is filled with plenty of laughter, love, and loads of presents!

• Wishing you and your family a wonderful Christmas.

• May the spirit of the season fill your home with love and laughter. We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

• May love and warmth come your way this holiday season! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Funny Christmas Card Messages 

• Christmas is full of magic. It makes my money magically disappear! Oh well, Merry Christmas!

• Merry Christmas! I put so much thought into your present that it’s too late to get it.

• There’s snowbody like you!

• Christmas is a celebration of love and spirit. Let’s drink the spirits and feel the love. 

• Eat. Drink. Be Merry. Repeat. Happy holidays!

• May your gifts be many, and your returns and exchanges be few. Merry Christmas!

• It’s the most wine-derful time of the year. Merry Christmas!

• Merry Christmas and a happy New Year, with all the best food, beer, and festive cheer! 

• Season’s eatings and a happy new year!

• Bah humbug! (Just kidding – Merry Christmas!)

• Merry Christmas and all that other fun stuff.

• Christmas is Claus for celebration!

• Wishing you the gifts of the season — Peace, Joy, and Chardonnay.

• A clear sign that you are getting older is how Santa looks younger each year. Merry Christmas!

Witty Christmas Greetings

• Have your elf a merry little Christmas. 

• Remember on Christmas day calories don’t count. Enjoy!

• Don’t try to borrow any money from elves; they’re always a little short! Have a merry Christmas!

• It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list! Merry Xmas. 

• I hope your Christmas is filled with big smiles and big celebrations – but not big credit card bills. Have a great one! 

Christmas Greetings For Family

• Our family is so lucky to have you in it. Hope you have a fantastic Christmas!

• Your support over the last year has meant the everything to me. Thank you for showing me the true meaning of family.

• Wish we could visit each other over the holidays, but I’ll be thinking of you. Have a merry Christmas. 

• At this time of year, I’m especially grateful for family like you. Have a merry Christmas. 

• You can’t pick your family, but if I could, I’d still choose you. Merry Christmas! 

• Merry Christmas! We’re looking forward to a new year of joyful memories to create together.

• Nothing is more important than family at Christmas. All my love and warmest wishes this holiday season. 

• I couldn’t ask for a better family, thank you for being there. I wish you the best Christmas and prosperous New Year!

• I’m so thankful to be spending another Christmas with my family. You all mean the world to me. 

• Christmas without you wouldn’t be the same, you are simply the best. Merry Xmas.

Christmas Wishes For Friends

• I’m eternally grateful to have a friend like you at Christmas and all year long.

• Wishing one of my best friends a Merry Christmas and an amazing New Year!

• Sending you warm wishes, comfort, joy, and hope to you and your family this holiday season. 

• It’s friends like you that make this season so special. Merry Christmas!

• Feeling grateful this Christmas that I have an awesome friend like you.

• This Christmas, I hope you make some wonderful memories that you’ll treasure forever. Have a great one!

• May this Christmas bring you joy + happiness and your New Year be merry + bright. Thanks for being such a great friend!

• Woo hoo, it’s Christmas! I hope you have a great one, and I can’t wait to celebrate the New Year with you!

• May the season fill your home with joy and your heart with love. And may the New Year be full of fun and adventure. 

• I hope you’re able to take a break and enjoy time with your loved ones! Have a great Christmas, you deserve it! 

Romantic Christmas Messages

• Sending you my love-filled Christmas wishes! Merry Christmas!

• Christmas is more special with you in my life and I look forward to many more with you. 

• You are the most wonderful part of the most wonderful time of the year.

• All I want for Christmas is you. However, if you’ve already gotten me a present, I won’t turn it down.

• Every day feels like Christmas when I’m with you.

• Merry Kiss-mas. Meet me under the mistletoe!

• I’m pine-ing for you. Merry Christmas! 

• You are the best Christmas gift I could ever ask for. Thank you for making my Christmas wishes come true!

Witty Christmas Greetings

• This Christmas, I want you to know that I love you from the bottom of my heart!

• I can’t think of anyone I would rather spend Christmas with than you. Merry Christmas. 

Christmas Card Wishes To Employees

• Merry Christmas and all the best to you for the New Year. 

• Thank you for all the hard work you do. Merry Christmas!

• At this special time of year, we want to take a moment to thank you for your dedication to our company. Happy Holidays!

• Warmest greetings this holiday season and best wishes for the New Year. 

• At this festive time of year, I want to take a moment to thank you for all your hard work and dedication. Happy Holidays!

• You have worked hard this past year, enjoy your well-deserved break. Have a wonderful Christmas. 

• Thank you for being such a valuable member of the team. Wishing you all the best for the season. 

Christmas Greetings To Colleagues + Co-workers

• Thanks for all you do to make our office a fun place to be all year round. Wishing you a very Merry Christmas.

• You’re more than just a colleague, you’re a friend. Merry Christmas!

• Christmas is just another day to say working with you has always been so wonderful. Merry Christmas!

• It’s a pleasure to work with you and a joy to wish you a merry Christmas!

• Warmest wishes to you and your family. 

• Wishing you some well-earned relaxation time over the Christmas break. You deserve it!

• It’s great working with you, you are a true team player. Merry Christmas!

Christmas Wishes To Your Boss 

• Hope you have a lovely, stress-free Christmas surrounded by your loved ones. If anyone deserves it, you do.

• Thank you for a fantastic year. Your leadership has been truly inspiring. Happy Holidays! 

• Wishing you and your loved ones a joyful festive season. I’m beyond lucky to have a boss like you. Merry Christmas! 

• Here’s one more thing to add to your calendar — have a fantastic Christmas!

• Merry Christmas from all of us! Here’s to our continued success in the new year. 

• Warmest wishes to you and your family this season. 

• Thanks for your great leadership and guidance this past year. Hope you have a lovely Christmas and a wonderful New Year. 

Religious Christmas Messages 

• May the peace and blessings of Christmas be yours; And may the new year be filled with happiness.

• All is calm, all is bright.

• Sending you tidings of comfort and joy. 

• Let the peace and joy of Christmas be with you today and throughout the New Year.

• May joy be your gift at Christmas, and may faith, hope, and love be your treasures in the New Year.

• May God bless you and let this Christmas season bring comfort and happiness to you and your loved ones. 

• Hold this time close to your heart and feel the warmth of the God’s love this season!

• May all your Christmas wishes come true and God’s love wash over you this new year.

• May God’s blessings be yours this Christmas.

• May your Christmas be blessed with lots of love, fun, peace, joy and happiness.

Witty Christmas Greetings

• May you be happy and blessed, not just on Christmas day but throughout the year!

• May God’s love surround you at Christmas time and always.

COVID-Friendly Christmas Greetings For 2022

• All I want for Christmas is you (and a return to unrestricted travel).

• There’s no place like home for the holidays. Wish we were there!

• We’ll have a blue Christmas without you.

• Merry Christmas from our couch.

• Merry unprecedented Christmas!

• I’m dreaming of a better Christmas.

• Ok, seriously. 2022 will be our year.

• New year? Yes, please!

• Sending socially-distanced wishes!

• Merry Christmas(k)

• Best wishes from our quarantine bubble to yours

• You’re essential to us, but especially this year.

Finally, how to sign off your holiday card greeting.

There are two ways to sign off your Christmas card greeting. You can use the plural version of your last name, e.g. The Garcias, or you can use a singular version of your last name plus the word "family", e.g. The Garcia Family.

If you choose to go with "the …… Family" version, you’re done. Just put your surname before the word "Family".

If you’d like to make your surname plural, see our handy graphic below.

Most surnames, simply adding an s to the end makes them plural, even if they end in constonants like the Constantino family. However, for names that end in -ch, -s, -sh, -x and -z, you need to add -es to make them plural. All rules have an exception, and in this case, if your surname ends in -ch but is pronounced with a hard /k/ sound, like in the surname Monarch or Bohmbach, add only an -s, not an -es.

That’s it. Just add "the" in front of your pluralised surname and your Christmas signature is complete.

**Remember – never use an apostrophe to make your surname plural **

We hope you found something warm + wonderful to use in your holiday cards this year. When in doubt, keep it short and sweet. Also, don’t be afraid to enlist the help of your children in the process. The younger ones can always add a fun doodle to the card and the older ones can help you address and seal the envelopes. 



Dear Santa Funny Christmas Wishes

Dear Santa, please lend me an elf for a year. I’m pretty sure I could find enough things for him to fix, build, or clean for an entire year!

Dear Santa, Please leave plenty of presents, but make sure the reindeer do not leave behind any “presents” on my lawn! Merry Christmas!

Dear Santa, please fill my stocking with winning lottery tickets!

Meaning of Christmas

Christmas is the only time of year when I buy nuts, and it’s the only time of year I feel like I may go nuts. May you keep your sanity this holiday season!

Christmas is season of magic and mystery. All your savings for the year will have vanished and you won’t even know it. How awesome!

Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!

Christmas is the only time when eating candy out of socks is cool! Good luck with your smelly socks and expired candies. Merry Christmas!

Funny Christmas Wishes for Holiday Cards

It’s time to enjoy the holiday, spend some real cash, and realize in the end that money is everything that we ever wanted from Santa.

Merry Christmas! May you receive presents that make you happy – and not fruit cake and ugly Christmas sweaters.

Good luck with wishing people unrealistic things from someone who doesn’t even exist. Have a great Christmas this year!

Happy holidays! May your egg nog contain enough rum to get you through the Christmas season!

Happy Holidays! May there be plenty of sales and coupons wherever you go to do your Christmas shopping.

Merry Christmas! May you not lose any packages in the mail this holiday season. (And may they be delivered on time too!)

Merry X-mas! May you be surrounded by jolly elves – and not nasty grinches- this holiday season!

Witty Christmas Greetings

Happy Holidays to you! I’m sure Santa knows the difference, but I’ll put in a good word for you, just in case.

It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the Naughty List… Can’t wait to see your gift by Christmas!

Other Funny Christmas Wishes

Anyone who believes that men are equal to women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

This holiday season I think I will donate my bathroom scale. that way I won’t be weighed down with guilt going into the new year!

If I were to re-write the “12 Days of Christmas,” I would include things like chocolate, cocktails, and fancy dinners instead of French hens and turtle doves.

I love the holidays. But sometimes I could use a little less “Jingle Bells” and a little more “Silent Night”.

For some, the best part of Christmas happens…. when it’s all over! Wishing you a stress-free Christmas season!

It seems that the Christmas season keeps getting earlier each year. If it gets any earlier, Halloween is going to feel offended.

Stay safe and healthy! Merry Christmas!

I hope you found these funny Christmas wishes to be entertaining. Please pass them along to someone you know that needs a few extra smiles this season.



Short Christmas Wishes for Friends

You don't need to pen a lengthy volume to wish your besties a wonderful Christmas. Whether they're sweet or snappy, short Christmas quotes for friends can be the very best ones of all.

• MX BFF

• Sleigh, bestie

• Happy pal-i-days

• Merry bestie-mas

• Happy bro-lidays

• Homeboy holidays

• Happy homie-days

• Merry XMAS, LYLAS

• Merry Christmas, mate

• Homie for the holidays

Merry Christmas Quotes for Friends

If your favorite friends could stand with a bit of a pick-me-up this Christmastime, use these fabulously heartwarming Christmas quotes to share greetings of the season.

• Jingle ladies rock.

• Deck the halls with friendship.

• Happy holidays to my sleigh rides or die.

• Merry Christmas to my closest companions.

• Merry Christmas to my very best ho-ho-homies!

• May you experience a magical Christmas, my dear friend.

• There's no greater joy than being in the presence of friends.

• Can't wait to celebrate Christmas with my fab-yule-mas friends!

• Merry Christmas to my favorite partner in premature yuletide-ation.

• May your friendship cup runneth over with cheer this - and every year.

• There's no better Christmas present than being in the presence of friends.

Best Friend Quotes for Christmas

Let your best friend know just how much they mean to you with a sweet, heartfelt Christmas quote meant only for the closest of compatriots.

• I'll always be your Rudolph.

• You Christmas light up my life.

• Happy holidays to my very best bud.

• I'll never snowflake on our friendship.

• You and me, we always Santa Claus a bit of a stir.

• Your friendship makes the season even more merry and bright.

• Happy holidays to the best family member I chose for myself.

• With a bestie like you, how could Christmas be anything other than merry?

• Any time I have felt lost in the fog, you were there lighting the way. Thank you for being my Rudolph.

• You pretend to be a Grinch, but I know how big your heart really is. Merry Christmas from your best friend.

• Many years ago, I told Santa that I wanted a best friend for Christmas. Then you came into my life. Thank you for being a friend.

Touching Friendship Quotes for Christmas Cards

Witty Christmas Greetings

Rather than sending your friends a store-bought card with a canned message, use a blank card - or get creative and make your own Christmas cards. Whichever option you choose, personalize them with a special Christmas saying penned from the heart.

• God bless us every one - you, me, and all of our chums.

• With a friend like you, I don't need Rudolph to light the way.

• In this Christmas season, may the joy in your heart be as true as the feeling of friendship I have for you.

• Every time a bell rings this Christmas season, that's me thinking about how much your friendship means.

• May you be blessed with love, joy, and the knowledge of just how special you really are this holiday season.

• As I reflect on all I have to be grateful for this holiday season, my friendship with you is at the top of my list.

• Nothing embodies the spirit of Christmas more than true friendship. That is what you are to me. Merry Christmas, my friend.

• When the tree comes down and the ornaments are put away, I'll still remember the joy of having friends like you around on Christmas Day.

• This Christmas, friend, I want you to know that I count your friendship among the most important, valuable, and enduring blessings in my life.

• Your friendship is among the greatest gifts I have ever received. My Christmas wish for you is that you experience all of the joy and happiness you deserve.

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Funny Christmas Messages for Friends

Touching Christmas messages are lovely, but sometimes the situation calls for a silly saying or funny (well, maybe corny) pun. Bring a smile to the faces of your friends with these mirthful messages of holiday cheer.

• Let's jingle bell rock 'till we drop.

• Santa's elves got nothing on my besties.

• Friends don't let friends drunk textmas.

• Friends who holiday together sleigh together.

• Bestie, may your holidays be as jolly as your secrets are juicy!

• Behold, friend, I bring you tidings of great gin ... um, I mean joy.

• You'll be the first person I call if Santa ever should down my chimney really fall.

• Bestie, won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Seriously... I need a designated driver.

• After one too many midnight beers, you glorious friend of old, kept me from falling in the dirt and saved me with your heart of gold.

Quotes for Long Distance Friends at Christmas

It can be challenging to be away from your friends at any time of year, but you may feel their absence especially deeply during the holiday season. Melt away the miles this Christmas with these long-distance friendship quotes.

• I'm Christ-missing you this holiday season.

• All I want for Christmas is for my friends to come home for the holidays.

• I wrote to Santa and asked him to bring you a plane ticket that will bring you to me.

• All I want for Christmas is to plan a New Year's spa trip with you, my faraway friend.

• True friends don't have to be physically together to experience the joy of Christmas forever.

• If only I could get my hands on Santa's sleigh, to be with you this Christmas I would be on the way!

• If Santa can travel around the world in a night, our bond can handle a few state lines. Merry Christmas.

• It seems we can't be together this December, so next year let's celebrate friendship and Christmas in July!

• Yule without you here just isn't quite the same. I hope you have wonderful Christmas, but I wish you were here.

• To my dismay, friend, I realized that you'll be away on Christmas Day. The celebration won't be the same without your presence.

Spread Christmas Cheer to Your Friends This Year

From wishing your besties a wonderful holiday season to taking the time to let them know just how thankful you are for their friendship, you can use the quotes above to spread holiday love and Christmas cheer. Even if you don't find a message here that strikes just the right tone, maybe you'll get inspired to create some original quotes of your own. You may even decide to go beyond a basic quote to share a humorous Christmas poem or even an amusing Christmas story with your friends. Ultimately, what matters most is that you spread the love to the ones you love. Isn't that what Christmas is all about?

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