Congrats For Baby Girl

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• Baby Shower Captions for a Baby Girl

• Baby Shower Captions For Your Friend

• Hilarious Baby Shower Puns.

Whether you’re a Girl or Boy, surely you’ll bring much joy.

Waiting for the arrival of another member of this sweet abode.

A toast to the bun in our oven.

Best wishes and love to the sweetest mom-to-be and her baby.

Congratulations! Hitting the bottle got a whole new meaning in your life!

Mommy to be.

We can't wait to see you be a parent.

Who’s ready for some baby tantrums?

Due any time!!!

Baby showers bring lots of flowers.

The one with the baby shower.

Showered with love.

You are about to begin a grand adventure. Wishing you a safe delivery

It's time for the gifts.

The wait is over! Wishing you all the best on the birth of your baby.

Everybody please raises a toast to the bun in our oven.

All the best to the beginning of something amazing.

From there to here from here to there, baby things are everywhere!

A shower to fill you up with joy and love.

Just waiting on the guest of honor. She/he will be here soon.

Behold ladies and gentlemen! The baby is almost here.

There’s nothing in the world quite like a Mom-to-be’s excitement to meet her baby.

Looks like everyone went to the store and bought all the baby things.

A stunning new baby deserves the best. So, make every day the best with the gifts I brought.

The baby’s closet is going to be better stacked than ours.

MommyToBe, you’re officially a part of the club. An awesome, weird, beautiful mommy's club.

I hope your little bundle of joy brings you much happiness.

Get ready to be the mom of the year.

Being a mom is the best role you will ever have. Congrats!

You and this baby are cut from the same cloth. We can’t wait to meet your little one soon! Congratulations.

To the many wonder-filled moments that await you. So happy for you.

Congrats For Baby Girl

Congratulations on your upcoming bundle of joy. Here’s to it all going exactly as you had hoped.

A brand-new miracle to call your own! Congratulations.

Baby showers are the perfect opportunity to celebrate the coming of a new child. And they’re also so much fun.

Congratulations to Mama and Papa Bear. Seems Baby Bear will be just right.

Family, friends, and more. It’s the perfect way to show how much you love and appreciate the mommy-to-be.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Let’s cram a lifetime of cuteness into one weekend – it’s your baby shower!

Babies are always more trouble than you thought, and more wonderful.

Happy shower day, baby! Send your good wishes to the parents-to-be and let us take care of the rest.

Baby Shower Captions for a Baby Girl

IT’S A GIRL! We couldn’t be happier to introduce the newest member of our family. I can’t wait for you all to meet her later this summer.

We know she’s going to fill your life with joy and love. Best wishes to your pink bundle of joy.

Such a big miracle in such a little girl.

Pretty dresses and little curls, Oh thank heavens for the little girl.

Our little girl deserves the world and so much more.

Twinkle twinkle little star, cant wait to see how cute you are.

If you were in Star Wars, your little princess would be a mini Princess Leia wielding a pink lightsaber. Congrats

I hope your daughter brings you delight and joy.

I can only imagine how beautiful she is going to be.

Wishing you and your baby girl-to-be the best.

May you have a safe delivery and a healthy baby girl.

A cradle full of best wishes for your baby girl.

May your daughter-to-be be blessed with health, happiness and a bright future.

You are going to be a fabulous mother to your girl.

You are a great mum and I wish you and your new daughter a blast at this precious thing called life.

I am proud to say this baby girl will have the best parents in the world. Their love is second to none. Happy baby shower!

A baby girl makes a family whole and warm. Have a great baby shower.

Can't wait to meet our little princess.

Like mother, like daughter.

A beautiful little girl to play with and adore, to spoil a little and love a lot, who could ask for more!

A baby boy is a little miracle that you would like to share, an angel that you always handle with care.

You are my best friend in the world, and I cannot say how happy I am for you. I am sure you will be the world’s best mom, and he is one lucky kid.

A baby boy arrives, and just like that everything changes. The world gets bigger, the heart grows fuller, and life gets better as he is in it.

A brand baby boy is on the way, so let's celebrate with a special day.

Congrats For Baby Girl

Thank you for inviting us to your baby shower celebrations; we cannot wait to see your baby boy.

This little prince has no idea how spoiled he’s about to be. Can’t wait for the big day!

A cute baby boy is on his way to fill your lives with endless love, congratulations to your family.

I can't wait to welcome your baby boy into the world, I hope he is forever safe and loved.

I am sure your little man will be a heartthrob at college as he will be having your good looks and his dad’s humour.

Here comes a brand-new little boy, to fill all our hearts and lives with joy!

Get ready for baseball games, bike rides and many more surprises, congratulations and welcome to motherhood.

A miracle sent from above, a baby boy to cuddle and love.

The little guy is already lucky as he is getting to be a part of your amazing family. Congratulations and all the best.

Having a baby is the most wonderful experience in the world, although you are a bit scared, I am sure you will ace it. All the best darling.

Congratulations on giving your girl the most precious gift ever, a baby brother.

What are little boys made of? Frogs and snails, and puppy dog tails, that’s what little boys, are made of.

You are my best friend in the world, and I cannot say how happy I am for you. I am sure you will be the world’s best mom, and he is one lucky kid.

A giggle, a toy, a sweet baby boy.

You are having a fantastic little boy, with the cutest nose and perfect smile. He seems to have mommy’s gorgeous eyes and comes with a truckload of style.

In a few days, you will be the proud mother of a handsome baby girl, he will be your best friend for life. Congrats.

Baby Shower Captions For Your Friend

I am so ready to meet my bestie’s little one.

I’m so happy I could be here to share this exciting time with you.

We do everything together, except this. This one is all you, bestie.

Your baby shower is a celebration I wouldn’t have missed for the world.

Watching my best friend's fairy tale unfold.

Can’t wait to shower the little one with hugs, kisses, and plenty of attention. Better get ready.

This baby is so lucky to have my best friend as a mother.

I am so excited for you. Your life will never be the same. Have fun and enjoy, your little bundle of joy

This baby is so lucky to have you as a mom.

Happy baby shower my dearest! The heavens have sent you a one of a kind gift, so go have the time of your life.

Can’t wait to teach him/her everything his/her mama won’t.

Babies are treasured, cherished, prized, beloved and adored, may you enjoy the best gift that you’ve been given.

May your baby double the joy and happiness in your life.

I came to wish you the best of a parenting life ahead.

To the most loving parents on Earth: I wish you an abundance of love and happiness in your life and lots of vivid memories of your baby!

’m so glad to spend today with you and shower your little one with love!

Congrats For Baby Girl

You look like an angel with that pregnancy glow and cute baby bump. Your baby is lucky to have a mother like you.

Wishing you magical moments ahead. All the best! We love you.

I am so happy for you; soon, you will become parents. The baby is lucky to grow up in such a loving and caring home.

I am looking forward to meeting the little one and want to remind you guys that I am always there for you.

Say bye to a flat tummy, it's time to welcome mommy.

Parenthood: the scariest hood you’ll ever go through.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing

What’s cuter than a baby holding a puppy? A puppy holding a baby.

Mama is in the making… please stand clear.

Welcome to parenthood, the most troublesome hood ever.

I’m really looking forward to learning everything about your new baby on social media.

Enjoy this wonderful and exciting baby shower, because it’s the last party you’ll have for a long time.

Peeing on a stick & then preserving that stick is just the start of the many disgusting things you’ll do as a mother.

What’s cuter than a baby holding a puppy? A puppy holding a baby.

Cheers to the softest, sweetest little burn in the oven.

What is a home without children? Quiet.

Hitting the bottle is going to take on a whole new meaning.

Here comes trouble!

Kick me baby one more time.

Eggs aren’t the only things getting hard this week.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.

To the Mom most likely to teach neighbourhood kids how to swear

You’re a parent. It’s your circus and those are your monkeys.

It’s a baby! Three inches long, with ten tiny toes and a little nose like a cherry

Hilarious Baby Shower Puns.

Wife: Our baby shower is tomorrow, and I have no idea what to wear! What do you think I should wear? Husband: Probably a bathing suit.

Rub a dub dub a new baby to love

Party at the crib, literally speaking!

A home DNA test does not make a good baby shower test.

I went to a baby shower, I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift.

What do pregnant women think about in the shower? Baby Shower thoughts.

And will you succeed? Yes indeed. 98 3/4 per cent guaranteed.

Do I have to have a baby shower? Not if you change the baby’s diaper quickly.

Comedy is like a baby shower, useless if the delivery goes wrong.

Daughter: "Dad, will you be coming to the baby shower?" Dad: "I’d prefer a full-size shower."

Congrats For Baby Girl

Is it weird that they call it a baby shower? A more accurate name would be a supplies party.

I’ll be arriving in the world very soon.

Sure women live longer than men, but we spend that extra time at awkward bridal and baby showers wishing we were dead, so I feel like it's a fair trade.

Child: "How long does this baby shower take?" Dad: "Well, it depends on the size of the baby."

What is one event the guest of honour is not expected to show up? A baby shower.

Godmother: "Settle down for a second. I have a few words to say." Crowd: *Goes Silent* Godmother: "Let’s raise a toast to the bun in your oven!"

How do you start a baby shower? You throw it into a wood chipper.

A baby shower sounds like a painful activity.

Baby powder, Baby oil, Soon you’ll have someone to spoil.

Another member of this madhouse is arriving soon.

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Funny Baby Card Messages

What to write in a newborn baby card: best funny baby card messages about parenthood and daily life as a new family. Check out the funny new baby congratulations ideas below and simply choose your favorite one. Sometimes it's even possible to combine several sample messages to make it all the more hilarious. 

 - 50 SAMPLE TEXTS TO USE FOR FUNNY BABY CARD MESSAGES -

so cute when asleep!

Sample Texts: Funny Baby Card Messages

50% mommy, 50% daddy, 100% baby (or baby's name)! Best wishes on the arrival of your newborn daughter / son.  


Parenthood is a wild ride full of love, laughter, questions, anxiety, learning, excitement, craziness, hugs, kisses and much more. Congrats on your baby girl / baby boy! 


Being a parent means, learning to sleep with a foot, or even two, in your face!


Baby is cute. Mommy is cute. Daddy is lucky...


Now as you travel down the road of life, remember...

... the stroller, the diapers, the formula, the toys, the bottles, the pacifier, the blanket...


Not all treasure is silver and gold... Best wishes on your 'personal  new treasure' and little darling!


"Parenting is the easiest thing in the world to have an opinion about, but the hardest thing in the world to do" (Matt Walsh). Congrats on your new arrival and good luck with transitioning from theory to practical experience!


Being a mother is the highest paid job in the world since the payment is in pure love!


"Ah, I feel so rested and did not have to worry about anything at all today". Said no mom ever...


Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but we say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around without pants when your baby walks around without pants.


Having a baby is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, there's a lot of noise and there's a lot of throwing up...


More Funny Baby Card Messages

You have been getting on your mom's nerves for nine months. Now it's daddy's turn!


Good moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens and happy babies! So take it easy, be calm and mommy on!


Woo-hoo, a mini version of you two!


Mummy and daddy, congratulations on your baby girl / baby boy ... let the noise begin!


Just wondering: if olive oil is made of olives, what is baby oil made of? 


Congrats For Baby Girl

No one can imagine life having their own children. But when they are born no one can imagine life without them.


Sleep is overrated. As is coffee, wine and any free time ever... 


You used to have time. Now you have a baby! (alternatively a baby girl, a baby boy, your and baby's name)


Motherhood is going to look great on you. Just keep calm and diaper on.


Congratulations on your new alarm clock!


We are thrilled and congratulate you on your new family addition. Always remember: Silence is golden - unless you have a toddler. In that case it's very, very suspicious!


Heard your home has grown by 2 feet!


Hurrah, it's a girl / boy! Parenthood is one of the best journeys in life. So buckle up and enjoy the ride!


Congratulations on your new baby girl / boy! Love, joy, baby puke and smelly diapers... Don't panic, it's only a baby!


A little one has joined you both, how happy you must be... It was great when there were two of you, but even better now there's three!


You could have bought a few Porsches or could have traveled the world for a couple of years. But you have chosen sleepless nights, Lego in the living room, parent-teacher conferences and puberty instead. From now on you will be parents - and we think you took the right decision! 


Congratulations on your new family addition. Hitting the bottle is about to take on a whole new meaning!


Congratulations on your newest tax deduction!


Congrats! Your baby is so much cuter than other babies!


Having a baby will make you so grateful for everything, like the fact that your cells didn't multiply and create twins.


Eat. Sleep. Poo. Repeat. The baby obviously, not you. You will never sleep...


Funny baby card messages if you are a mother/parents yourself: 

Motherhood / parenthood is a wonderful, rewarding, messy, noisy and sometimes crazy experience... Every day will be a new adventure, enjoy the ride - it's all worth it!


Don't worry. It gets easier after the first 18 years.


a miracle of perfection indeed

Funny Baby Shower Card Messages

Soon it will be: Goodbye tummy - hello mummy! Until then all the best and wishing you a safe and healthy delivery for both you and baby.


Sleep all you can before baby comes. In fact, do not get up for anything short of labor!


Your hearts are certainly filled with gratitude and your belly is filled with baby.


Can't wait for your bun to be done!


Sorry, we're all drinking without you. Have a happy baby shower!


24/7. Once you sign on to be a mother that's the only shift they offer!


Since you can't drink right now, I'll raise two glasses to you and your soon to arrive new bundle of joy!


Remember this happy day forever! For a long time, this is one of the last showers you'll get to enjoy in peace...


Funny Baby Card Messages For Baby Girl

Any of the above messages will qualify if you just add "Hurrah, it's a girl" or "Congratulations on your new baby girl". But these are especially cute for newborn girls:


From now on follow this bedtime routine: read her a story, tuck her in tight, say a sweet prayer and kiss her goodnight... And then start all over again...


May your little newborn girl play with fairies, grow angel wings, braid the hair of a mermaid, fly to the moon and ride a unicorn. 


Congratulations on your little baby girl. While her fingers may be small, she's probably already got everybody wrapped around them!


Funny Baby Card Messages For Baby Boy

Any of the above messages will qualify if you just add "Congratulations on your new baby boy" or "It's a boy". However, these are suitable for boys only:


You've got male! 

A brand new baby boy to fill your hearts with love and joy!


Don't worry about the difficulty of raising a baby boy. It's just as easy as running a marathon, doing your taxes and wrestling an octopus at the same time... every day!


A giggle, a toy, hello to a cute little baby boy!

For help on how to start and end your card and what to write on the envelope, check out my new baby congratulations cards page. 



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